93X Half-Assed Morning Show

Originally Aired November 3, 2026: Entertainer C Willi Myles. Lil bit. Everything you've ever wanted to know about paying for tacos with tampons.

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Originally Aired November 2, 2026: Wake me up, when November ends. Sleep tooting. Everything you've ever wanted to know about acquiesce.

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Originally Aired October 30, 2026: Elko Speedway drifters in-studio. He's a cone! Literally! Everything you've ever wanted to know about half a stick of dynamite and 14 balloons.

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Originally Aired October 29, 2026: Worst ice cream headache ever. Halloween at the old folks home. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the pubescent frog of the silent war.

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Originally Aired October 28, 2026: Doggy-style sex and the Euro Step. Smells like a dildo. Everything you've ever wanted to know about spumoni.

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Originally Aired October 27, 2026: Puppies! 170 bottles of beer in the truck... 170 bottles of beer... Everything you've ever wanted to know about Josh's drunk grandma.

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Originally Aired October 26, 2026: Nailin' on a railin'. Hippy hate. Everything you've ever wanted to know about following your penis to disaster.

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Minnesota Viking Long Snapper Andrew DePaola. Celebrity couples that just don't make sense. Everything you've ever wanted to know about pole dancing with your partner. Originally aired Friday, October 23, 2026.

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Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. Old people dildos. Everything you've ever wanted to know about getting chlamydia from your cat. Originally aired Thursday, October 22, 2026.

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$1,000 pile of pumpkins. The Squeaky Door Saloon. Everything you've ever wanted to know about flying cars. Originally aired Wednesday, October 21, 2026.

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Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Farts will get you fired. Everything you've ever wanted to know about our AI Overlords. Originally aired Tuesday, October 20, 2026.

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Doctor P answers medical questions. Bicycle drive-by. Everything you've ever wanted to know about at-home dentistry. Originally aired Monday, October 19, 2026.

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Originally Aired October 16, 2026: Everyone in Milwaukee is hungover. Apple a day keeps the baby away. Everything you've ever wanted to know about hot tub sex.

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Originally Aired October 15, 2026: Dick Biscuit. Are you the guy banging my ex-wife? Everything you've ever wanted to know about whizzing in the sink.

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Originally Aired October 14, 2026: Vape cloud culture. Your boss is a bitch. Everything you've ever wanted to know about how much ass dishwashers get.

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Originally Aired October 13, 2026: World-class entertainer C. Willi Myles. Robo fighters. Everything you've ever wanted to know about reptile expos.

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Originally Aired October 12, 2026: Are you PSYCHED? Fast food meltdowns. Everything you've ever wanted to know about iPad peepers.

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Originally Aired October 9, 2026: 5th Annual Border Bash Live from St. Croix Casino - Turtle Lake.

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Originally Aired October 8, 2026: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea in studio. Got turnt? Everything you've ever wanted to know about why your horse told you to go to the emergency room.

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Originally Aired October 7, 2026: Burnt Cheerio. Fire nipple. Everything you've ever wanted to know about too much breast material!

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