A Song of Spice and Rhani

Brienne meets a colorful cast of characters at the beginning of her knightly roadtrip; Samwell gets an unexpected promotion that ignites a fresh bout of PTSD.

Chapters discussed:

Brienne I

Samwell I

Next Week’s Chapters:

Arya I

Cersei II

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Music by Spicer Carr

Areo Hotah exists while Doran Martell deals with the Sand Snakes wanting to burn down Oldtown; Cersei Lannister’s mind is a delusional wasteland of unearned confidence and Tyrion-based conspiracy theories, also Tywin is dead.

Chapters discussed:

The Captain of Guards

Cersei I

Next Week’s Chapters:

Brienne I

Samwell I

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Pate has a terrible approach to dating at the Citadel in Oldtown and Aeron Greyjoy does some political scheming while harping on “scheming women.”

Chapters discussed:

Prologue

The Prophet

Next Week’s Chapters:

The Captain of the Guard

Cersei I

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Sansa is introduced to the Moon Door before Lysa takes a tumble; Merrett Frey has the misfortune of attending Lady Stoneheart’s debut.

Chapters discussed:

Sansa VII

Epilogue

Next Week’s Chapters:

A Feast for Crows!

Prologue

The Prophet

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Tyrion goes on a killing spree(has a conversation with Tywin), Samwell does some political scheming, and Jon has feelings and gets a promotion.

Chapters discussed:

Tyrion XI

Samwell V

Jon XII

Next Week’s Chapters:

Sansa VII

Epilogue

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Arya and the Hound have a friend break up, Sam gets back to Castle Black in time for the never ending election, and Jon is offered everything he’s ever dreamed of by Stannis Baratheon.

Chapters discussed:

Arya XIII

Samwell IV

Jon XI

Next Week’s Chapters:

Tyrion XI

Samwell V

Jon XII

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Cover Art by JR Chambers

Music by Spicer Carr

Spicer is off this week, so enjoy some commentary from yours truly as I watch Game of Thrones, Season 1, Spisode 1: Winter is Coming!

Daenerys makes us happy by kicking Jorah to the curb, Jaime meets with his shoulder angels (Cersei & Brienne), and Jon goes on a suicide mission north of the wall.

Chapters discussed:

Daenerys VI

Jaime IX

Jon X

Next Week’s Chapters:

Arya XIII

Samwell IV

Jon XI

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Sansa listens to Littlefinger monologue at her, Jon gets a crappy reward for being a teen military commander, and Tyrion watches Oberyn take a tumble.

Chapters discussed:

Sansa VI

Jon IX

Tyrion X

Next Week’s Chapters:

Daenerys IV

Jaime IX

Jon X

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Arya and the hound are on the road again, Tyrion sits through the dumbest trial of the century, and Jaime reprimands everybody after inviting them to his new apartment.

Chapters discussed:

Arya XII

Tyrion IX

Jaime VIII

Next Week’s Chapters:

Sansa VI

Jon IX

Tyrion X

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Jaime and Cersei grieve in a unique way, Davos pisses off stannis with some smuggling, and Jon fights another battle while unwell.

Chapters discussed:

Jaime VII

Davos VI

Jon VIII

Next Week’s Chapters:

Arya XII

Tyrion IX

Jaime VIII

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Sansa gets ready for Joffrey’s wedding while Tyrion whines, Tyrion gets to enjoy Joffrey’s death for all of two seconds, and Sansa escapes only to fall into the little grasp of Littlefinger.

Chapters discussed:

Sansa IV

Tyrion VIII

Sansa V

Next Week’s Chapters:

Jaime VII

Davos VI

Jon VIII

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Bran hears some ghost stories and meets an unexpected fat guest, Daenerys finds out that men suck(again), and Tyrion sleeps with his child bride’s new maid.

Chapters discussed:

Bran IV

Daenerys V

Tyrion VII

Next Week’s Chapters:

Sansa IV

Tyrion VIII

Sansa V

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Tyrion and the Lannisters try to coparent a blood-thirsty Joffrey, Davos works on his reading skills, and Jon continues to be distracted by a pretty boy during the Battle of Castle Black.

Chapters discussed:

Tyrion VI

Davos V

Jon VII

Next Week’s Chapters:

Bran IV

Daenerys V

Tyrion VII

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Catelyn arrives at the Red Wedding, Arya arrives at the Red Wedding, Catelyn loses all reason to live at the Red Wedding, Arya manages to survive the Red Wedding.

Chapters discussed:

Catelyn VI

Arya X

Catelyn VII

Arya XI

Next Week’s Chapters:

Tyrion VI

Davos V

Jon VII

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Catelyn gets out in time out, Sam the Slayer strikes again, Arya tries to kill the Hound, and Jon finally makes it back to the wall.

Chapters discussed:

Catelyn V

Samwell III

Arya IX

Jon VI

Next Week’s Chapters:

Catelyn VI

Arya X

Catelyn VII

Arya XI

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Daenerys shows up all the dumb men around her, Arya takes an unexpected detour, and Jaime tells Brienne he dreamed of her.

Chapters discussed:

Daenerys IV

Arya VIII

Jaime VI

Next Week’s Chapters:

Daenerys IV

Arya VIII

Jaime VI

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Arya continues to lose friends while getting more bloodthirsty, Bran casually commits a crime against humanity, and Jon breaks up with Ygritte over philosophical differences, aka, murder.

Chapters discussed:

Arya VII

Bran III

Jon V

Next Week’s Chapters:

Daenerys IV

Arya VIII

Jaime VI

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Davos finds out Stannis is Team Green, Jaime has the most vulnerable bath of his life, and Tyrion meets the most dangerous man in Westeros

Chapters discussed:

Davos IV

Jaime V

Tyrion V

Next Week’s Chapters:

Arya VII

Bran III

Jon V

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Cover art by JR Chambers

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Samwell attends the dinner party from Hell, Arya watches the Hound get traumatized by a zombie with a flaming sword, and Catelyn spirals with Robb after a funeral.

Chapters discussed:

Samwell II

Arya VI

Catelyn IV

Next Week’s Chapters:

Davos IV

Jaime V

Tyrion V

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Cover art by JR Chambers

Music by Spicer Carr