Absolutely No Adventures

1. ANA - Teaser Trailer Trailer

   Show notes

   In which the gang tries to shoot a promo.

   Absolutely No Adventures is a fantasy-(un)adventure audio drama podcast about dodging quests, hanging out with friends, and eating tons of baked goods as the apocalypse happens in the background.

   Episode One premieres October 14th.

   Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/

   Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. The Knight is Jack Malban.

   Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.

   Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.

   This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

   Sep 12, 2020 3 min

Season 1

1. S1E1 - 1.1 The Sword In The Sheath

   Episode 1

   Show notes

   In which Sig tries to get a sword out of his bakery.

   Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Lady Isadora is Briar Zachary.

   Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.

   Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/

   Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.

   Support us on Patreon or Kofi!

   Oct 14, 2020 15 min

2. S1E2 - 1.2 Wicked Lost

   Episode 2

   Show notes

   In which a traveler from far away has an interesting to-do list.

   Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas.

   Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.

   Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/

   Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.

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   Oct 28, 2020 15 min

3. S1E3 - 1.3 Admission Impossible

   Episode 3

   Show notes

   In which Sig is given an offer he very much can refuse.

   Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Oliver is Andrew Oakes.

   Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.

   Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/

   Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.

   Support us on Patreon or Kofi!

   Nov 11, 2020 14 min

4. S1E4 - 1.4 Happy Days

   Episode 4

   Show notes

   In which Happy has a visitor.

   Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Terri is Demitra Papadinis.

   Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.

   Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/

   Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.

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   Nov 25, 2020 13 min

5. S1E5 - 1.5 Vampire Weekend

   Episode 5

   Show notes

   In which Sig, Bea, and Happy celebrate a holiday.

   Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas.

   Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.

   Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/

   Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.

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   Dec 9, 2020 12 min

6. S1E6 - 1.6 Post Mortem

   Episode 6

   Show notes

   In which Sig receives some mail.

   Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Luxe is Nina Nikolic.

   Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.

   Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/

   Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.

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   Dec 23, 2020 12 min

7. S1E7 - 1.7 What The Cat Dragged In

   Episode 7

   Show notes

   In which Bea's services are required.

   Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Oliver is Andrew Oakes.

   Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.

   Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/

   Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.

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   Jan 6, 2021 15 min

8. S1E8 - 1.8 Something Im-portent

   Episode 8

   Show notes

   In which Sig is understandably concerned.

   Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas.

   Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.

   Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/

   Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.

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   Jan 20, 2021 12 min

9. S1E9 - 1.9 Last Action Hero

   Episode 9

   Show notes

   In which letters are read.

   Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas.

   Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.

   Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/

   Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.

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   Feb 3, 2021 11 min

10. S1E10 - 1.10 Something New

    Episode 10

    Show notes

    In which things come full circle.

    Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Lady Isadora is Briar Zachary.

    Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.

    Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/

    Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.

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    Feb 17, 2021 13 min

11. S1E11 - SPECIAL Let Them Eat Wedding Cake

    Episode 11

    Show notes

    In which Sig, Bea, and Happy bake a cake.

    Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Lady Isadora is Briar Zachary. Queen Marigold is Sarah Griffin. Ana is Georgia McCall. Parker is Kaylie Horowitz. Balefic is Sumara Meers. Timor is Andrew Oakes. Luxe is Nina Nikolic.

    Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.

    Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/

    Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.

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    Feb 13, 2022 1 hr 1 min

1. Presenting: Inn Between Bonus

   Show notes

   This week we're featuring friend of the show: Inn Between!

   The link to their crowdfunding page is here: http://crowdfundr.com/innbetween5

   Listen to more Inn Between at: https://www.thegoblinshead.com/

   Transcript: http://tiny.cc/goblinshead

   Jul 26, 2023 12 min

2. Presenting: Dragon's Rest Bonus

   Show notes

   This week we're featuring friend of the show: Dragon's Rest!

   The link to their Instagram page is here: https://www.instagram.com/dragonsrestshow/

   Listen to more Dragon's Rest at: https://www.dragonsrestshow.com/

   Transcript: https://www.dragonsrestshow.com/transcript-s01e01

   Look out for Dragon's Rest Bonus Content coming soon.

   ALSO, Absolutely No Adventures Season 2 starts October 14th!

   Sep 5, 2024 26 min

Season 2

1. S2E1 - 2.1 A Familiar Feeling

   Episode 1

   Show notes

   In which Sig has some after hours visitors.

   Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Princess Delphine is Sneha Kumar.

   Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.

   Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/

   Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.

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   Oct 14, 2024 15 min

2. S2E2 - 2.2 Failed It!

   Episode 2

   Show notes

   In which a prophecy is revealed.

   Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Sterling is Jack Malban.

   Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.

   Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/

   Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.

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   Oct 21, 2024 11 min

3. S2E3 - 2.3 Sweet Dreams

   Episode 3

   Show notes

   In which Sig has a good day!

   Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Oliver is Andrew Oakes.

   Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.

   Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/

   Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.

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   Oct 28, 2024 13 min

4. S2E4 - 2.4 Can't Stand the Heat

   Episode 4

   Show notes

   In which Sig, Bea, and Happy see double.

   Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Queen Isadora is Briar Zachary. Sterling is Jack Malban. Morrigan is Katie Marie. Sunny is Dylan Duck. Queen Marigold is Sarah Griffin.

   Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.

   Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/

   Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.

   Support us on Patreon or Kofi!

   Nov 4, 2024 12 min

5. S2E5 - 2.5 Role Call

   Episode 5

   Show notes

   In which Sig, Bea, and Happy get to know each other better.

   Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas.

   Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.

   Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/

   Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.

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   Nov 11, 2024 13 min

6. S2E6 - 2.6 Mightier Than The Sword

   Episode 6

   Show notes

   In which a problem is resolved.

   Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Briar Zachary is Queen Isadora. Sterling is Jack Malban. Morrigan is Katie Marie. Sunny is Dylan Duck. Princess Delphine is Sneha Kumar.

   Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.

   Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/

   Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.

   Support us on Patreon or Kofi!

   Nov 18, 2024 15 min