Podcast

Ain’t It Footy

Soccer, Sports

Ain’t It Footy is a weekly soccer roundtable show where comedy meets the beautiful game. Each week, Miles Gray, Jamel Johnson, and Chris Martin tackle the biggest headlines, from last-minute winners to VAR nightmares, with banter, bold takes, and ill-informed tactical analysis. With hosts from the US and UK, Ain’t It Footy offers listeners a diverse view into what he comedic world of football fandom that no other show offers.

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Soccer chart
#199
Episodes
47
Releases
Weekly
Typical length
1 hr 4 min
On air since
2025
Latest episode
17 hours ago

Episodes

47 episodes, newest first

  1. 2 Unfit 2 Quit

    Season 2, Episode 10

    Show notes

    Carrick STILL standing, shirt tugging gone right, Brighton stays fightin

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    58 min

  2. Congrats 'Arry

    Season 2, Episode 9

    Show notes

    Ballon D’or, United being sucked DRY, Spurs starting to cook?

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    46 min

  3. No-Knee Madueke

    Season 2, Episode 8

    Show notes

    Island theft, problematic genital stereotypes, & the League’s flying knee drop on racism

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    1 hr 2 min

  4. How Dare You!!!!

    Season 2, Episode 7

    Show notes

    This week brave City supporter, Donnie, joins the show to talk charges, memories and Cherki filth along with all the other results and the new Top 4

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    54 min

  5. Banishment?

    Season 2, Episode 6

    Show notes

    City guilty af, Vini’s body double, apologize to Arsene Wenger

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    52 min

  6. .38 Special

    Season 2, Episode 5

    Show notes

    This week we talk about Arsenal's sobering loss to Brighton, City's windmill tactics, a suggestion for Flo Wirtz and comparing the NHS to American healthcare

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    1 hr 8 min

  7. Twism Jersey

    Season 2, Episode 4

    Show notes

    This week we talk Wirtz sunk cost fallacy, Blue Manchester, Dan Burn’s WORLDY and Raya going god mode

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    1 hr 4 min

  8. The Break Up That Broke Him?

    Season 2, Episode 3

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    Arteta the frenemy, Holiday Sack predictions and remembering Aaron Ramsdale

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    1 hr 11 min

  9. Retired Goats

    Season 2, Episode 2

    Show notes

    Chelsea can’t stop scoring, they also can’t stop conceding. Bruno Fernandes continues to carry United. Spurs can’t stop…Spurs’ing.

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    1 hr 7 min

  10. Matchweak 1

    Season 2, Episode 1

    Show notes

    The first installment of the 2026/2027 season is here! Arsenal still good? Spurs still…Spurs? Is City going to survive with short hair Haaland?

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    1 hr 7 min

  11. Player Of The Season: Divorce

    Season 1, Episode 36

    Show notes

    Community Shield, Pep documentary, Top 4 predictions

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    42 min

  12. Kohl’s Transfer Market

    Season 1, Episode 35

    Show notes

    Hair plugs, Vini, Salah, Bruno

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    1 hr 6 min

  13. My Cousin Gianni

    Season 1, Episode 34

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    American cousins, ill-timed hair transplants and the dream of the man with the new chin

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    50 min

  14. Chins Up

    Season 1, Episode 33

    Show notes

    Wins, chins, tuxedos and more. The final installment of World Cup 2026 coverage…a week late.

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    1 hr 4 min

  15. Bum Oui

    Season 1, Episode 32

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    Quarterfinals, bum wee, bum passes, xenophobia again

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    1 hr 21 min

  16. Haaland = Shaq?

    Season 1, Episode 31

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    Round of 16, racist Senators, Haaland love

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    1 hr 25 min

  17. MLS > The World

    Season 1, Episode 30

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    Knockouts, extortion, inquests, missed pens and hidden jamon

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    1 hr 16 min

  18. Behold A Pale Horse

    Season 1, Episode 29

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    Group stage wrap up, disappointments, hottest parent award?

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    58 min

  19. Full Kit Wankers

    Season 1, Episode 28

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    Wins, draws, bottomless salsa, Thierry and Zlatan vs Alexi

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    1 hr 10 min

  20. Dark Horses 2026

    Season 1, Episode 27

    Show notes

    Time to preview the 2026 World Cup, yes that one. We got Dark Horses, Favorites and we ask the tough questions like WILL NEYMAR WEAR A WIG?

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    1 hr 22 min

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