AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly: Horoscopes and Astrology

We need to talk! After several weeks of absolutely UNHINGED astrology, your HOROSCOPE for the week ahead offers a little clarity amid the chaos — and even though the nuttiness isn’t going anywhere, we can (maybe!) begin to see the light at the end of the tunnel. We're talking about unexpected opportunities, long-awaited revelations, and that not-a-minute-too-late reminder that even when life feels completely upside down, the universe still has a few tricks up its sleeve. So grab your tea, leave your baggage at the door, and prepare for a much-needed reality check. We're going to be okay… probably? But until then, tea is served!

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(0:00:00) Weekly Brew

(00:07:11) Tarot Card of the Week

(00:23:43) Journal Prompt

(00:26:27) Aries Horoscope

(00:28:46) Taurus Horoscope

(00:32:10) Gemini Horoscope

(00:34:42) Cancer Horoscope

(00:37:33) Leo Horoscope

(00:40:41) Virgo Horoscope

(00:44:02) Libra Horoscope

(00:46:20) Scorpio Horoscope

(00:49:30) Sagittarius Horoscope

(00:52:37) Capricorn Horoscope

(00:55:59) Aquarius Horoscope

(00:59:39) Pisces Horoscope

First, Venus retrograde in Libra forms a beautiful sextile with Jupiter in Leo, bringing opportunities for love, creativity, abundance, and second chances. What was happening in YOUR life back in August, and why might those themes be returning now? We’ll discuss. Then, Mercury retrograde meets the Sun in Scorpio for a powerful cazimi moment, illuminating secrets, delivering important information, and helping us finally understand what these retrogrades have been trying to teach us. Plus, Aliza pulls a tarot card, shares a journal prompt about shifting perspective, and delivers personalized WEEKLY HOROSCOPES for all 12 zodiac signs — exploring the revelations, opportunities, and transformations coming your way. Sure, the retrogrades aren't over yet, but things are beginning to make sense. Scalding, indeed!

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Episode 61. This episode was recorded on October 23, 2026.

You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.

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For this very special Halloweek week, seriously SINISTER edition of AstroloTea, we’re doing TRUE CRIME ASTROLOGY, investigating the birth charts of 5 of the most NOTORIOUS SERIAL KILLERS in modern history! Aliza Kelly is getting brave, and blind reacting to these infamous birth charts. What do Ted Bundy, Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, Richard Ramirez (the Night Stalker), and David Berkowitz (the Son of Sam) have in common? Well, it may be more than meets the eye. This is a very scary Tea Party, darlings!

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(0:00:00) Welcome to the Tea Party

(00:10:36) Ted Bundy

(00:22:40) Jeffrey Dahmer

(00:28:56) John Wayne Gacy

(00:37:39) Richard Ramirez

(00:43:12) David Berkowitz

Aliza explores the disturbing histories of Ted Bundy, Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, Richard Ramirez, and David Berkowitz, examining their backgrounds, crimes, and eventual capture. Then, Aliza turns to the charts, investigating their planetary placements, astrological aspects, and potential patterns involving power, obsession, control, secrecy, and violence. What similarities emerge between these 5 murderers? Which placements are especially surprising? And what can these extreme case studies teach us about interpreting the complexities of a birth chart? This is an exploration of astrology, psychology, and the darkest corners of human behavior. So pour yourself a cup of tea, summon your courage, and join us for the most TERRIFYING Tea Party of the year. Tea is served... but proceed with caution!

Content warning: This episode discusses real murders, sexual violence, and other disturbing crimes. Listener discretion is advised.

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Episode 60. This episode was recorded on October 16, 2026.

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THE MOON IS FULL! THE VEIL IS THIN! HORROR-SCOPES ARE SERVED!! Happy HALLOWEEN, divas! We're officially entering the most HAUNTED week of the year, which is TANC (There Are No Coincidences), considering our seriously intense Full Moon in Taurus. But don't be scared, get prepared! This week, Aliza is serving personalized HORROR-SCOPES for all 12 zodiac signs, complete with predictions for the week ahead AND a special Halloween COSTUME GUIDE for every sign! Tea is filled with tricks and treats.

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(0:00:00) Weekly Brew

(00:10:12) Tarot Card of the Week

(00:34:42) Journal Prompt

(00:37:20) Aries Horoscope

(00:40:25) Taurus Horoscope

(00:42:58) Gemini Horoscope

(00:46:13) Cancer Horoscope

(00:49:17) Leo Horoscope

(00:51:56) Virgo Horoscope

(00:55:15) Libra Horoscope

(00:58:45) Scorpio Horoscope

(01:02:22) Sagittarius Horoscope

(01:05:16) Capricorn Horoscope

(01:08:03) Aquarius Horoscope

(01:11:22) Pisces Horoscope

What happens when the zodiac's axis of life and death becomes illuminated under a powerful Full Moon? When unexpected revelations suddenly rise from the grave? Plus, we're exploring the spiritual significance of Halloween, the ancient festival of Samhain, and Día de Muertos — reflecting on the mysterious thresholds between life and death, past and future, and the visible and invisible worlds. Get ready for tarot, journal prompts, horror-scopes, and UNHINGED costume recommendations for every sign. So light your candles, lock your doors, and prepare for a seriously SPOOKY brew. A very haunted edition of AstroloTea is served!

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Episode 59. This episode was recorded on October 16, 2026.

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Horror? Kink? Destruction!? Welcome to the 8TH HOUSE, divas — the most mysterious, scandalous, and downright HAUNTED part of your entire birth chart! This is where we encounter our deepest desires, our most complicated attachments, and the extraordinary experiences that transform us FOREVER. And if you have PLANETS in the 8th HOUSE? Honey, pull up a chair. At today’s Tea Party, Aliza is talking about forbidden passions, ancestral secrets, shared fortunes, psychological obsessions, and the ultimate mystery of existence itself: DEATH! Chilling! So do come in, make yourself comfortable — nevermind the ghosts. The door has already slammed behind you, anyway.

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(0:00:00) Welcome to the Tea Party

(00:06:37) What are the 12 Houses in Astrology?

(00:11:20) The 8th House: Death, Sex, and Transformation

(00:26:28) Everyone Has an 8th House (What It Means)

(00:29:42) Sun in the 8th House

(00:33:03) Moon in the 8th House

(00:37:56) Mercury in the 8th House

(00:40:27) Venus in the 8th House

(00:44:15) Mars in the 8th House

(00:47:45) Jupiter in the 8th House

(00:50:52) Saturn in the 8th House

(00:53:22) Uranus in the 8th House

(00:55:35) Neptune in the 8th House

(00:57:34) Pluto in the 8th House

So what’s the deal with 8th House? Why does this part of the birth chart have such a spooky reputation? And what happens when YOUR planets occupy this mysterious territory? Aliza breaks down what each placement reveals about your psychological depths, hidden motivations, and extraordinary capacity for reinvention. Plus, she explores the difference between natal placements and planetary transits, and explains why EVERYONE should tap into their 8th House energy. Prepare to descend into the astrological underworld and discover the powerful magic waiting beneath the surface. It's a seriously spooky Tea Party, and we obviously saved you a seat.

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Episode 58. This episode was recorded on October 12, 2026.

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PICK YOUR POISON, DIVAS! Spooky season is getting SERIOUSLY supernatural! First, Scorpio Season officially begins! Then, Venus Retrograde reaches her powerful midpoint at ZERO degrees Scorpio, marking an extraordinary rebirth. And THEN, because apparently we need more chaos, Mercury ALSO goes retrograde! Our final Mercury Retrograde of 2026! And, yes, honey, that means Mercury AND Venus will be retrograde at the same time. The cauldron is BUBBLING! But remember, even the most dangerous ingredients can become powerful medicine in the hands of the right witch. So grab your broomstick, prepare your elixirs, and let's get ALCHEMICAL!

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(0:00:00) Weekly Brew

(0:10:32) Tarot Card of the Week

(0:30:46) Journal Prompt

(0:32:45) Aries Horoscope

(0:35:27) Taurus Horoscope

(0:39:11) Gemini Horoscope

(0:42:52) Cancer Horoscope

(0:46:18) Leo Horoscope

(0:49:49) Virgo Horoscope

(0:53:52) Libra Horoscope

(0:56:47) Scorpio Horoscope

(1:00:30) Sagittarius Horoscope

(1:03:01) Capricorn Horoscope

(1:05:39) Aquarius Horoscope

(1:08:58) Pisces Horoscope

This week, Aliza explores the extraordinary astrology of Scorpio Season, including the profound symbolism of Venus Retrograde's conjunction with the Sun at 0º Scorpio — a powerful moment of metamorphosis as Venus transforms from Evening Star to Morning Star. And what do we NEED to know about this final Mercury Retrograde of 2026? And what does it mean that BOTH Mercury and Venus will station direct on November 13?! From revisiting old relationships to uncovering hidden truths, we're exploring how to transform the lessons of the past into something meaningful for the future. Plus: a tarot pull (that turns out to be VERY TANC), a journal prompt, and horoscopes for all 12 zodiac signs. Bottoms up, witches! Tea is served!

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Episode 57. This episode was recorded on October 12, 2026.

You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.

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Are you being HAUNTED… by YOURSELF? Chilling! This week — we're diving into your birth chart and heading straight into the psychological underworld to meet your SHADOW SELF: the mysterious, repressed, and secret parts that you've tried to bury, deny, or shame into extinction. But guess what, diva? The shadow is immortal; the shadow will never die! Mwahaha! Behold! It’s time for some seriously spooky SHADOW WORK… and the 5 ways you can start working with this powerful tool for integration (and individuation) right now. Tea!

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(0:00:00) Welcome to the Tea Party

(00:14:26) What Is Shadow Work?

(00:17:53) Meet Your Shadow Self

(00:23:00) Pluto: Death, Rebirth & Transformation

(00:27:41) Black Moon Lilith: Reclaiming Your Power

(00:31:06) South Node: The Shadows of Your Past

(00:35:05) The 4th, 8th & 12th Houses: Secrets of the Psyche

(00:41:17) The Balsamic Moon: Embracing the Darkness

(00:43:34) Final Thoughts: Becoming Whole

In this very special Halloween-coded Tea Party, Aliza explores the fascinating intersection of astrology, mythology, and depth psychology through the groundbreaking work of Carl Jung. What exactly is your shadow self? Why do we repress certain parts of our identity? And how can astrology help us reclaim the power we've unknowingly surrendered to shame, fear, and unconscious patterns? Aliza reveals 5 powerful places to explore your shadow through your birth chart. So pull up a seat, take a sip, and prepare to meet… well, yourself!

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Episode 56. This episode was recorded on October 2, 2026.

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Are you ready to TAKE BACK YOUR POWER?! Well, honey, have I got a deal for you! This week, the cosmos is serving a MAJOR power play, and for the first time in months, some seriously intense energy is finally moving FORWARD. Pluto — the planet of power, control, and transformation — is going direct after being retrograde since May, and suddenly the things that once seemed impossible are looking a whole lot more achievable. New opportunities! Major breakthroughs! Big boss energy! And the best part? Reclaiming your power can actually be FUN. Yes, divas, FUN!

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(0:00:00) Weekly Brew

(0:09:04) Tarot Card of the Week

(0:22:27) Journal Prompt

(0:23:54) Aries Horoscope

(0:27:01) Taurus Horoscope

(0:30:10) Gemini Horoscope

(0:33:03) Cancer Horoscope

(0:35:21) Leo Horoscope

(0:38:01) Virgo Horoscope

(0:40:40) Libra Horoscope

(0:42:59) Scorpio Horoscope

(0:45:41) Sagittarius Horoscope

(0:48:36) Capricorn Horoscope

(0:51:12) Aquarius Horoscope

(0:53:32) Pisces Horoscope

This week, Aliza breaks down three powerful astrological events that could change EVERYTHING: the Sun's fabulous connection with Jupiter (aka Casino Daddy!) opening doors to exciting new possibilities, Pluto stationing direct in Aquarius and transforming our relationship with power, and a productive Mars-Saturn trine helping us turn our biggest dreams into REALITY. What have you been trying to control since May? What opportunities are finally coming your way? And what would happen if you stopped waiting for permission and started making some serious POWER MOVES?! Plus, Aliza pulls the Nine of Wands and serves personalized horoscopes for all 12 zodiac signs, revealing exactly where you can reclaim your authority, seize new opportunities, and LOCK THE FUCK IN. Time is money, friends, and this week we're in the business of taking back what's ours. Pinkies up! Tea is served!

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Episode 55. This episode was recorded on October 2, 2026.

You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.

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Are you a witch?! Maybe you already know the answer. Well, divas, grab your broomstick and birth chart, because Aliza is revealing 5 of the witchiest placements in astrology — and you may be a whole lot more enchanted than you realized.Tea is served …and this one CACKLES!

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What makes a birth chart WITCHY? Aliza explores how the concept of a “witch” — and its negative connotations — speaks to the patriarchy’s one-dimensional perception of women, people of color, and queer folks. Around here, taking back the term is a statement of empowerment! Agency! Autonomy! Then, Aliza goes into the 5 witchiest placements she sees in a birth chart (along with a few bonus ones)... do you have any of them? Whether your magic shows up through intuition, creativity, sensitivity, or simply your refusal to be domesticated, this episode is an invitation to find the witch in YOUR birth chart. Beware; the cauldron is piping hot!

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(0:00:00) Welcome to the Tea Party

(00:04:19) What is a Witch?

(00:13:19) Sign #1: Scorpio Sun, Moon, or Rising

(00:20:56) Sign #2: Strong 8th House Energy

(00:26:14) Sign #3: Strong 12th House Energy

(00:32:34) Sign #4: Pluto on an Angle

(00:37:47) Sign #5: Strong Neptune Enery

(00:44:02) Bonus 1: Black Moon Lilith

(00:45:02) Bonus 2: Mercury in Pisces

(00:45:48) Bonus 3: Sagittarius Placements

Episode 54. This episode was recorded on September 25, 2026.

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We’re barreling into spooky season, and this week’s horoscope explores the upcoming gorgeous New Moon in Libra. It’s opening the door to NEW relationships! NEW opportunities! NEW beginnings! But… yet… there’s something lurking in the shadows. Venus is still retrograde in Scorpio, Mars is doing the absolute most (read: chaotic), and everything seems a bit more… complicated? Good! Because this week’s theme is DELICIOUS DUALITY, and that’s exactly how this brew will be SERVED.

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The New Moon in Libra is an incredible manifestation moment for relationships, partnerships, beauty, balance, and connection. But with Venus paving the way, A liza explains why getting what you want requires embracing the parts of yourself you usually keep hidden. Jealousy! Resentment! Contradictions! Witchery! We contain multitudes, baby! Plus, Mars gets WEIRD, the tarot pull is annoying (albeit important), and Aliza delivers personalized horoscopes for all 12 zodiac signs to reveal exactly what you’re manifesting under this powerful New Moon. Tea is served — only this time, it’s HAUNTED.

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(00:00:00) Weekly Brew

(00:05:53) Tarot Card of the Week

(00:21:12) Journal Prompt

(00:22:09) Aries Horoscope

(00:24:28) Taurus Horoscope

(00:27:45) Gemini Horoscope

(00:30:09) Cancer Horoscope

(00:32:27) Leo Horoscope

(00:34:51) Virgo Horoscope

(00:37:52) Libra Horoscope

(00:40:20) Scorpio Horoscope

(00:43:19) Sagittarius Horoscope

(00:45:55) Capricorn Horoscope

(00:48:31) Aquarius Horoscope

(00:50:31) Pisces Horoscope

Episode 53. This episode was recorded on September 25, 2026.

You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.

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You’re invited to join our CelebriTEA PARTY with Jake Cornell — comedian, viral sensation, and legendary tea time companion! As a Scorpio Sun, Aquarius Moon, and Capricorn Rising, Jake is serving a complex brew of revenge fantasies, mommy AND daddy issues, and the value of community. So on today’s episode, Jake and Aliza get into ambition, relationships, vengeance, and why Aliza qualifies to be Jake’s next boyfriend. Tea?

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Aliza and Jake unpack his Capricorn Rising late-bloomer journey, his Scorpio desire for REVENGE, and why his Aquarius Moon needs to process absolutely everything amongst friends. Then, the astrology gets a little hotter: a conversation about Jake’s parents’ divorce reveals an eerily precise nodal cycle, and Aliza uncovers the number 22 — a “master number” — repeating all over his birth chart. It’s giving numerology! Plus, Jake spills on his major relationship year, how his Saturn Return completely transformed his career, and which zodiac signs he’d trust with his life. It’s silly! It’s witchy! It’s quite hot! So grab a cup and get to steeping; tea is served!

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(0:00:00) Welcome Jake Cornell to the Tea Party

(00:01:43) Tarot Pull: Work, work, work!

(00:04:22) Capricorn Rising & Getting Hotter with Age

(00:07:53) Scorpio Sun: On the Topic of Revenge

(00:09:43) What Do People Get Wrong About Scorpios?

(00:12:06) Aquarius Moon & The Need for Community

(00:14:09) Mommy Issues vs. Daddy Issues — Try BOTH!

(00:18:41) Jupiter in the 7th House: Relationship Upgrades

(00:20:04) What’s Your Lucky Number?

(00:22:57) Gemini vs. Leo?

(00:23:24) Taurus vs. Pisces?

(00:24:18) Deep Ocean vs. Outer Space?

(00:25:09) Libra vs. Aquarius?

(00:26:03) Virgo vs. Aries?

(00:27:38) Jake Spills the Tea

Episode 52. This episode was recorded on September 21, 2026.

You're invited to spill the AstroloTea with Aliza Kelly. Every Monday and Wednesday, join celebrity astrologer Aliza Kelly for accurate weekly horoscopes, astrology insights, and deep steeps into birth charts, pop culture, and all the brew that’s fit to sip.

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Venus Retrograde has ARRIVED… and your horoscope is SERVED. For 40 days and 40 nights, Venus — the planet of love, beauty, money, pleasure, values, and desire — is embarking on one of the strangest and most magical retrograde journeys in astrology. Your taste might change. Your relationships might change. Your desires might get… weird. And should an ex-lover suddenly appear at your door? DO NOT OPEN THE DOOR. Plus, we're going back to the last time Venus cruised across this stretch of the sky: October 2018. And that is scalding hot.

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But Venus Retrograde is so much bigger than exes coming back. Aliza dives into the absolutely wild astronomy, mythology, numerology, and esoTEAricism behind Venus’ 40-day journey from Evening Star to Morning Star — including its ancient connection to Lucifer, the mysterious recurrence of “40 days and 40 nights,” and the FIVE-POINTED PENTAGRAM Venus literally draws across the sky. Okay, witchy era! Plus, Aliza serves personalized horoscopes for all 12 zodiac signs so you know exactly where your own six-week journey of desire, discovery, and transformation is about to unfold. Venus Retrograde isn’t like those other retrogrades, honey. She’s the cool retrograde. The magical retrograde. The WITCHY retrograde. And by the time she’s finished with us? We may never be the same again. Now that’s tea.

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(0:00:00) Weekly Brew

(0:07:18) Tarot Card of the Week

(0:28:14) Journal Prompt

(0:29:30) Aries Horoscope

(0:31:53) Taurus Horoscope

(0:34:52) Gemini Horoscope

(0:38:11) Cancer Horoscope

(0:41:34) Leo Horoscope

(0:44:27) Virgo Horoscope

(0:47:44) Libra Horoscope

(0:50:46) Scorpio Horoscope

(0:53:27) Sagittarius Horoscope

(0:56:29) Capricorn Horoscope

(0:58:44) Aquarius Horoscope

(1:00:55) Pisces Horoscope

Episode 51. This episode was recorded on September 21, 2026.

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Are you compatible… or are you just weirdly horny? Welcome to the 50th episode of AstroloTea, divas! To celebrate, Aliza is answering your most BURNING, SALACIOUS, TEA-ROTIC questions about love, sex, soulmates, exes, and everything you’ve always wanted to know about astrological compatibility — but may have been a little too shy to ask. Honey, get ready for a very delicious sip; in fact, it may be an aphrodisiac!

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Together, we get into the astrology of attraction, chemistry, and relationships — including why certain birth chart placements may be drawn to affairs, what actually matters when comparing two people’s charts, and different ways to understand compatibility. Aliza breaks down the roles of your Sun, Moon, Mercury, Venus, Mars, and Rising sign synastry, and why a “perfect” astrological match doesn’t necessarily mean a perfect relationship. Plus, we’re talking retrograde romances, getting back together with an ex, the upcoming Venus Retrograde, and whether secretly pulling someone’s birth chart before the first date is harmless curiosity… or completely unhinged. It’s sexy! It’s scandalous! It’s educational! And,of course, it’s tea.

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(0:00:00) Welcome to the Tea Party

(00:11:18) Question #1: Does your partner need to be into astrology?

(00:17:32) Question #2: Why is the best sex of my life always with the WORST people?

(00:25:39) Question #3: What is the difference between a synastry chart and a composite chart?

(00:33:08) Question #4: Is it okay to get back together during a retrograde?

(00:41:26) Question #5: What matters MOST for compatibility — Sun, Moon, Venus, Mars, or Rising?

(00:47:22) Question #6: Is checking someone’s birth chart without telling them invasive?

Episode 50. This episode was recorded on September 16, 2026.

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HELLO SPOOKY SEASON! This week, the Sun enters Libra, we cross the threshold of the Equinox, AND a completely buck-wild Full Moon in Aries turns everyone into a WEREWOLF. Plus, Mars — the most horned up planet — speeds into Leo… y’know, as if there wasn’t enough going on. What does it mean for YOU? Your horoscope is served, and it’s an absolutely scalding!

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This week, we’re talking about Persephone’s descent into the Underworld, and how we’re all moving into our Queen of Darkness era. And then, the Full Moon in Aries arrives, connecting with Neptune, Uranus, AND Pluto in one absolutely bananas lunations of the year. And just when you think things couldn’t get any hotter, Mars enters Leo through November 25, turning up the volume on confidence, ambition, and our willingness to make a SCENE. Aliza pulls a tarot card, offers a journal prompt for navigating this major turning point, and serves personalized horoscopes for all 12 zodiac signs so you know exactly where this will be heating up for you. Summer may officially be over, but this astrology is coming in HOT.

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(0:00:00) Weekly Brew

(0:08:24) Tarot Card of the Week

(0:30:09) Journal Prompt

(0:31:00) Aries Horoscope

(0:34:58) Taurus Horoscope

(0:37:37) Gemini Horoscope

(0:40:23) Cancer Horoscope

(0:44:03) Leo Horoscope

(0:46:50) Virgo Horoscope

(0:50:22) Libra Horoscope

(0:54:21) Scorpio Horoscope

(0:57:17) Sagittarius Horoscope

(1:00:41) Capricorn Horoscope

(1:03:59) Aquarius Horoscope

(1:07:09) Pisces Horoscope

Episode 49. This episode was recorded on September 15, 2026.

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Where’s YOUR Neptune? Today, we’re visiting this distant, misty waterworld; welcome to Neptune, divas! Here, you’ll enjoy divine inspiration! Psychic revelations! Hollywood glamour! Spiritual ecstasy! Compulsive escapism! And… who knows what else! It’s hard to see anything through this thick fog! But hey, that’s Neptune for ya. Get lost with Aliza as she hits the dance floor, rocking to the rhythm of the strangest, foggiest, and most mysterious planet in your birth chart. Through the haze, she’ll explain what Neptune means — and, most importantly, what Neptune means for YOU. It’s a real groovy vibe.

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Grab your birth chart, because we’re going HOUSE BY HOUSE to find exactly where Neptune’s strange and sparkling ocean lives in YOUR life. From Neptune in the 1st House through Neptune in the 12th, Aliza breaks down the magic, the mirages, the dangers, and the limitless possibilities of Neptune through each and every astrological terrain. So find the little trident and prepare the kettle, darling.There are no cups on Neptune — but there’s always tea. And today, it’s a bit of a psychedelic brew. Sip slowly!

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(0:00:00) Welcome to Neptune

(00:06:23) Neptune: Dreams, Delusions, and Belief

(00:09:29) The Strange Discovery of Neptune

(00:12:57) Neptune’s Mythology + Villain Origin Story

(00:18:24) The Ocean, the Psyche + Dissolving Boundaries

(00:22:59) Why Neptune Rules Entertainment, Addiction, Spirituality

(00:27:41) Neptune’s Orbit: Making It Personal

(00:30:00) Explaining Neptune in YOUR Birth Chart

(00:32:27) Neptune in the 1st House

(00:35:54) Neptune in the 2nd House

(00:38:28) Neptune in the 3rd House

(00:41:01) Neptune in the 4th House

(00:43:54) Neptune in the 5th House

(00:46:38) Neptune in the 6th House

(00:50:05) Neptune in the 7th House

(00:53:26) Neptune in the 8th House

(00:57:10) Neptune in the 9th House

(0:59:56) Neptune in the 10th House

(1:03:00) Neptune in the 11th House

(1:06:21) Neptune in the 12th House

Episode 48. This episode was recorded on September 11, 2026.

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Do you believe in aliens? Ghosts? YOURSELF?! Honey, your horoscope is all about this super rare alignment between Neptune and Pluto. This is a major pivot point in a 500-year cycle, and it will actively reshape your relationship with power, imagination, and the future in both subtle and casual cataclysmic ways. The theme of the week is I WANT TO BELIEVE — and honey, we’re all about to get beamed tf up.

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On September 15, Neptune in Aries forms a harmonious sextile to Pluto in Aquarius, pushing a conversation about what happens when our beliefs ignite transformation. This is guiding us back into a series that hasn’t been navigated in 40 years, but today, we’re connecting the dots between spirituality, creativity, and modernity… arriving at one very freaky question: is technology our new God?

Plus, think back to July 25, 2026: that’s when the seeds of this narrative were planted. What were you dreaming about? Questioning? Desiring? Get ready for Aliza to serve personalized horoscopes for all 12 zodiac signs; and pay very close attention to the strange ideas appearing at the edges of your consciousness. We don’t need to know exactly what the world will look like in 2032. Right now, we simply need to notice the possibilities. It’s a paranormal brew, darling — and it’s as hot as it gets!

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(0:00:00) Weekly Brew

(0:09:17) Tarot Card of the Week

(0:29:16) Journal Prompt

(0:30:12) Aries Horoscope

(0:33:09) Taurus Horoscope

(0:35:51) Gemini Horoscope

(0:38:55) Cancer Horoscope

(0:41:23) Leo Horoscope

(0:45:02) Virgo Horoscope

(0:48:29) Libra Horoscope

(0:51:07) Scorpio Horoscope

(0:53:46) Sagittarius Horoscope

(0:57:09) Capricorn Horoscope

(0:59:40) Aquarius Horoscope

(1:02:43) Pisces Horoscope

Episode 47. This episode was recorded on September 7, 2026.

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IS YOUR LIFE IN SHAMBLES? Does it feel like nothing is going according to plan? Well, you are in luck! The fact that your entire reality is turning to dust may actually mean you’re on the precipice of a MASSIVE UPLEVEL. You’ve outgrown your conditions. You’ve expanded beyond the walls of your current reality. And something much, much bigger is about to unfold. In today’s Tea Party, Aliza reveals the 7 SIGNS that you’re about to experience a MASSIVE UPLEVEL — that's astrological signs AND spiritual signals, diva, which means we leave no stone unturned.

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At today’s Tea Party, Aliza breaks down which zodiac signs are going through it right now (and what it means if you have them in your chart), your existential dissatisfaction as critical information, how endings can become extraordinary catalysts, and why some of our biggest transformations begin when we have absolutely no choice but to move forward. Because an uplevel doesn’t always arrive as a golden ticket — sometimes it arrives as a pink slip, a breakup, a crisis, or truly enormous breakdown. If your old reality can no longer contain who you’re becoming, congratulations, baby: you may, in fact, be experiencing an UPLEVEL UP of epic proportions. Time to sip!

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(0:00:00) Welcome to the Tea Party

(00:09:34) What is an uplevel?

(00:16:20) Uplevel #1: Virgo or Pisces Placements

(00:24:24) Uplevel #2: Leo Placements

(00:30:05) Uplevel #3: Aquarius Placements

(00:36:00) Uplevel #4: Gemini Placements

(00:43:27) Uplevel #5: Major Planetary Returns

(00:51:37) Uplevel #6: Everything's Annoying

(00:55:05) Uplevel #7: Everything's Crumbling (aka Tower Moments)

Episode 46. This episode was recorded on August 28, 2026.

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The Eclipse Season evacuation order has officially been lifted, and baby, WE ARE BACK AT IT with a gorgeous New Moon in Virgo. This week’s horoscope is absolutely perfect for manifesting, setting intentions, and making it all happen… and that’s exactly what’s in store. But wait! What has changed in the past 6 weeks? How have you blossomed? Transformed? What have you learned? You are not returning to the same life you left in July. Eclipse Season changed things. YOU changed — and we’ve got to tea about it.

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With everything you know TODAY, what do you actually want next? On September 10, the Sun and Moon meet at 18º Virgo, while Venus enters Scorpio and Mercury enters Libra, giving us an extraordinary opportunity to take everything Eclipse Season revealed and turn that wisdom into new intentions, rituals, habits, systems, and possibilities. Let’s pull a tarot card for the week ahead, explore a profound journal prompt, and dive into personalized horoscopes for all 12 zodiac signs to reveal exactly what YOU should be manifesting under this New Moon. It’s time to make some magic!

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(0:00:00) Weekly Brew

(0:15:21) Journal Prompt

(0:15:37) Tarot Card of the Week

(0:19:30) Aries Horoscope

(0:22:28) Taurus Horoscope

(0:25:10) Gemini Horoscope

(0:28:20) Cancer Horoscope

(0:30:45) Leo Horoscope

(0:33:42) Virgo Horoscope

(0:37:00) Libra Horoscope

(0:40:30) Scorpio Horoscope

(0:43:25) Sagittarius Horoscope

(0:46:14) Capricorn Horoscope

(0:49:13) Aquarius Horoscope

(0:52:36) Pisces Horoscope

Episode 45. This episode was recorded on August 24, 2026.

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DING DONG! DADDY’S HOME! Today, we’re talking about YOUR Saturn through all 12 zodiac signs — the strict daddy of the zodiac, keeper of consequences, Lord of the Rings, and the planet behind one of astrology’s most infamous rites of passage: your Saturn Return. Plus, obviously, we get into Saturn’s completely unhinged mythology involving castration, cannibalism, and the family drama that Freud j’adores. But before you run away screaming, consider this: What if getting older is actually a privilege? What if Saturn gets BETTER with age? And what if the placement you’ve spent your life wrestling with eventually becomes one of your greatest sources of power? It’s a bitter brew — but you can handle it!

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In today’s Tea Party, Aliza dives into Saturn’s freaky lair to explore time, aging, boundaries, responsibility, maturity, mortality, and why Saturn is constantly forcing us to contend with the terrifying reality that our time here is finite. We unpack the infamous Saturn Return, the seven-year Saturn checkpoints that shape our lives, and why Saturn eventually transforms from external expectation into internal authority. Your Saturn placement reveals the part of your life that takes TIME to master — and the older you get, the more powerful it becomes. So pour yourself a strong cup, respect your elders, and prepare to get served. It’s time for tea!

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(0:00:00) Welcome to the Tea Party

(00:04:34) Saturn: Daddy Time? Grim Reaper?

(00:08:53) Saturn Return, Saturn Square, Saturn Opposition

(00:10:32) Saturn’s Mythology + Villain Origin

(00:30:27) Saturn in Aries

(00:34:24) Saturn in Taurus

(00:37:24) Saturn in Gemini

(00:39:50) Saturn in Cancer

(00:43:07) Saturn in Leo

(00:45:11) Saturn in Virgo

(00:48:31) Saturn in Libra

(00:52:01) Saturn in Scorpio

(00:55:01) Saturn in Sagittarius

(00:57:50) Saturn in Capricorn

(01:01:06) Saturn in Aquarius

(01:03:42) Saturn in Pisces

Episode 44. This episode was recorded on August 20, 2026.

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Do you feel lucky? Well, do you, diva? I hope so, because your horoscope looks good! This week, Casino Daddy (Jupiter) sits down for a very important business meeting with the Strictest Daddy of them all (Saturn) — and it’s shockingly successful. Seriously! Jupiter has lofty ambitions, and Saturn is fired up by this real, promising opportunity. When luck, opportunity, and hard work all come together… honey, it’s time to ROLL THE DICE. This is major!

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On Monday, August 31, Jupiter in Leo forms a gorgeous trine with Saturn in Aries, creating one of the most auspicious astrological alignments of the year. What could happen if you actually bet on the idea? Took the risk? Shoot your shot? But wait! TANC — there is something VERY strange happening with the number 13: Jupiter and Saturn haven’t aligned in 13 years, they’re meeting at 13º, and then Mercury and Mars are at 13º, too! It’s tea! Plus: a tarot pull, journal prompt — and obviously— personalized horoscopes for all 12 zodiac signs. Let’s sip!

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(0:00:00) Weekly Brew

(0:21:09) Journal Prompt

(0:21:22) Tarot Card of the Week

(0:25:13) Aries Horoscope

(0:27:40) Taurus Horoscope

(0:30:22) Gemini Horoscope

(0:33:40) Cancer Horoscope

(0:36:32) Leo Horoscope

(0:40:12) Virgo Horoscope

(0:44:41) Libra Horoscope

(0:48:07) Scorpio Horoscope

(0:52:22) Sagittarius Horoscope

(0:55:48) Capricorn Horoscope

(0:59:51) Aquarius Horoscope

(1:03:21) Pisces Horoscope

Episode 43. This episode was recorded on August 18, 2026.

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It’s TEA for TAROT! Whether you’re a seasoned tarot card reader or you’re just getting started, Aliza spills the lore, the method, and her hottest takes on the 78-cards — breaking down the entire deck (every! single! tarot! card!) so you can stop memorizing pictures and start actually interpreting the messages. Tea is served… and this time, it comes with a spread.

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Together, we explore tarot’s juicy history, and Aliza breaks down the architecture of the deck: Wands, Pentacles, Swords, and Cups. We explore the Minor Arcana — the hidden journey from Ace through Ten; and why Pages, Knights, Queens, and Kings make SO much more sense when you stop treating them like random medieval people and start understanding the energy they represent. Then we enter the Major Arcana — the big baddies — and follow The Fool through all 22 cards on one enormous journey. This is tarot like you’ve never experienced it before — clear, direct, and so deliciously esoTEAric!

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(0:00:00) Welcome to the Tea (Tarot) Party

(00:07:58) How I Learned Tarot

(00:10:34) Do You Need to Be Gifted Your First Tarot Deck?

(00:12:47) The History of Tarot

(00:19:12) Understanding The Rider-Waite-Smith Deck

(00:23:28) The Four Tarot Suits + Astrological Elements

(00:28:21) How to Read the Minor Arcana

(00:38:02) How to Read the Court Cards

(00:44:48) Major Arcana + The Hero's Journey

(00:45:29) The Fool (0) through The Chariot (VII)

(00:51:57) Strength (VIII) through Temperance (XIV)

(00:57:29) The Devil (XV) through The World (XXI)

(01:03:45) Final Tarot Secrets (Hot Tarot Tea!)

Episode 42. This episode was recorded on August 12, 2026.

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