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This week, we're running back the "dealbreakers" prompt.

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This week, Des reacts to your relationship dealbreakers.

NEXT WEEK'S PROMPT: MORE DEALBREAKERS!

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Des reacts to ways we cope with grief.

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This week, Des reacts to your butterfly effect moments.

NEXT WEEK'S PROMPT: Weird things people have said while you're grieving, funeral stories, anything grief/death related!

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Des reacts to your prompt suggestions. Next week we're doing HAPPY ACCIDENTS - what was a moment in your life that changed everything for you, butterfly effect style?

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Des reacts to what's bugging you at work this week.

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This week, Des reacts to your religious trauma and gives a history lesson on the Irish famine.

NEXT WEEK'S PROMPT: WHAT/WHO IS BUGGING YOU AT WORK?

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This week, Des decides whether or not the Dialers were neglected as children.

NEXT WEEK'S PROMPT: RELIGIOUS TRAUMA / GOING TO YOUR RELIGIOUS FRIEND'S HOUSE

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Des revisits some classic celebrity rumors and reacts to "the incidents" at your high schools.

NEXT WEEK'S PROMPT: RELIGIOUS TRAUMA & MORE CELEB RUMORS!

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Des is joined by guest and newlywed Kelsey Cook to discuss wedding traditions that need to end.

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This week, Des the non-believer reacts to your ghost stories. Give us some prompt suggestions in the comments!

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It's finally here - the Yesteryear episode. What book should we read next? Let us know in the comments!

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Today, Des reacts to what's bugging the Dialers, plus some leftover call-ins from the past couple weeks.

NEXT WEEK'S PROMPT: GHOST STORIES!

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This week, Des reacts to the weird things your families did that you thought were completely normal until you found out not everyone's family did them.

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Today Des reacts to things you used to judge people for but don't anymore, like being a Karen, children crying in public, and counting a pregnancy in weeks.

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This week, Des reacts to the Dialers' least favorite mispronounced words. We'll do another one of these episodes in the future - call in and comment below with more words!

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What do you do today that you think your teenage self would be embarrassed by? A few Dialers offer birdwatching, wearing granny panties, and gardening. Let us know in the comments what your teenage self would be embarrassed by!

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Today, Des reacts to all the sounds that annoy the Dialers, like garbage trucks, kids coughing, and ASMR.

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Today Des listens to your creative insults and some more things you believed as kids.

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Des reacts to silly things the Dialers believed as kids, like getting arrested for turning on the lights in the car and watermelon seeds growing in your stomach.

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