Podcast

Bite-Sized: A Twilight Podcast

Comedy, Film Reviews, TV & Film

For those who grew up loving Twilight, and those just joining the Twilight Renaissance! We watch the Twilight movies one scene at a time -- dissecting the lore, analyzing characters, and make sense of the science Stephenie Meyer created along the way. Hosted by Chicago comedians Ben Hebert and Sarah Murphy!

Follow the podcast: https://www.instagram.com/bitesizedpod_/

Twilight: Episode 1 - Episode 69 (nice)
New Moon: Episode 70 - Present

Episodes
130
Releases
Weekly
Typical length
32 min
On air since
2023
Latest episode
1 day ago

Episodes

130 episodes, newest first

  1. Bit-Off Ep. 1

    Season 2, Episode 52

    Show notes

    Join Sarah and Editor Ben as they watch and discuss a deleted scene from The Twilight Saga: New Moon!

    You can find this kind of thing and much more at www.patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!

    44 min
  2. Ep. 120 - Bella Swan Edward Cullen Cottagecore Tradwife Fanfic

    Season 2, Episode 51

    Show notes

    In the very one-hundred-and-twentienth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 50 (1:49:31-1:50:44)! They talk about forest frolicking, Shark Tank, and search engine optimization!

    We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email myfavoritetwilightpodcast@gmail.com or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!

    32 min
  3. Ep. 119 - [HEAVY BREATHING SOUNDS]

    Season 2, Episode 50

    Show notes

    In the very one-hundred-and-nineteenth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 49 (1:46:43-1:49:31)! They talk about Bella rotations, Edward chokeslams, and fight choreography!

    We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email myfavoritetwilightpodcast@gmail.com or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!

    32 min
  4. Ep. 118 - Aro Through My Heart

    Season 2, Episode 49

    Show notes

    In the very one-hundred-and-eighteenth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 48 (1:42:48-1:46:43)! They talk about seasonal depression, Edward's neck, and Forever Twilight in Forks!

    We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email myfavoritetwilightpodcast@gmail.com or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!

    33 min
  5. Ep. 117 - Die Fartermaus

    Season 2, Episode 48

    Show notes

    In the very one-hundred-and-seventeenth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben, Sarah, & Cody Lee Walker discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 47 (1:41:27-1:42:48)! They talk about opera, vampire secretaries, and farting!

    We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email myfavoritetwilightpodcast@gmail.com or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!

    31 min
  6. Ep. 116 - LOVE IS REAL

    Season 2, Episode 47

    Show notes

    In the very one-hundred-and-episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 46(1:38:50-1:41:27)! They talk about henchmen, Alice's parking job, and the beautiful irrationality of love!

    We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email myfavoritetwilightpodcast@gmail.com or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!

    31 min
  7. Ep. 115 - The Twelfth Bing Bong

    Season 2, Episode 46

    Show notes

    In the very one-hundred-and-fifteenth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 45 (1:36:47-1:38:50)! They talk about cinematography, color theory, and and a big clock that go bing bong!

    We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email myfavoritetwilightpodcast@gmail.com or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!

    35 min
  8. Ep. 114 - Sun Facts

    Season 2, Episode 45

    Show notes

    In the very one-hundred-and-fourteenth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 44 (1:35:15-1:36:47)! They talk about the sun, Alice's crimes, and vampire fact vs. myth!

    We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email myfavoritetwilightpodcast@gmail.com or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!

    32 min
  9. Ep. 113 - Three Cool Chairs and Also Edward is There

    Season 2, Episode 44

    Show notes

    In the very one-hundred-and-thirteenth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 43 (1:34:16-1:35:15)! They talk about cool chairs, inflight movies, and Michael Sheen's award nominations!

    We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email myfavoritetwilightpodcast@gmail.com or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!

    34 min
  10. Ep. 112 - Flying Virgin

    Season 2, Episode 43

    Show notes

    In the very one-hundred-and-twelfth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 42 (1:32:41-1:34:16)! They talk about podcast history, air shows, and read to you!

    We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email myfavoritetwilightpodcast@gmail.com or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!

    32 min
  11. Ep. 111 - Bad Connections All Around

    Season 2, Episode 42

    Show notes

    In the very one-hundred-and-eleventh episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 41 (1:29:48-1:32:41)! They talk about phone calls, being vulnerable, and movie theatre etiquette!

    We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email myfavoritetwilightpodcast@gmail.com or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!

    35 min
  12. Ep. 110 - Ah! A Girl!

    Season 2, Episode 41

    Show notes

    In the very one-hundred-and-tenth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 40(1:27:02-1:29:48)! They talk about vampire jumpscares, werewolf grudges, and Edward's travels!

    We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email myfavoritetwilightpodcast@gmail.com or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!

    31 min
  13. Ep. 109 - No Regrets, All Kisses

    Season 2, Episode 40

    Show notes

    In the very one-hundred-and-ninth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 39(1:23:37-1:27:02)! They talk about failed relationships, vampire odors, and yell at a fictional teenager because they can't yell at their teenage selves!

    We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email myfavoritetwilightpodcast@gmail.com or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!

    32 min
  14. Ep. 108 - The Harry J. Fishwater Memorial Episode

    Season 2, Episode 39

    Show notes

    In the very one-hundred-and-eighth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 38 (1:22:25-1:23:37)! They talk about a great man who meant a lot to a lot of people.

    We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email myfavoritetwilightpodcast@gmail.com or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!

    30 min
  15. Ep. 107 - Follow the Bubbles, Bella!

    Season 2, Episode 38

    Show notes

    In the very one-hundred-and-seventh episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 37(1:20:10-1:22:25)! They talk about high school fashion, vampire buoyancy, and read some real emo shit!

    We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email myfavoritetwilightpodcast@gmail.com or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!

    30 min
  16. Ep. 106 - Oblivia Swan

    Season 2, Episode 37

    Show notes

    In the very one-hundred-and-sixth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 36 (1:16:44-1:20:10)! They talk about Harry's bad lying, Chris Weitz's amazing cinematography, and Charlie's complete lack of attention to his surroundings!

    We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email myfavoritetwilightpodcast@gmail.com or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!

    31 min
  17. Ep. 105 - Boy Patrol

    Season 2, Episode 36

    Show notes

    In the very one-hundred-and-fifth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 35(1:15:58-1:16:44)! They talk about boys, patrols, and the looming threat of a bug!

    We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email myfavoritetwilightpodcast@gmail.com or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!

    35 min
  18. Ep. 104 - The First Annual Bella Stop Talking Day

    Season 2, Episode 35

    Show notes

    In the very one-hundred-and-fourth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 34(1:13:52-1:15:58)! They talk about humansplaining, werewolf self-hatred, and Laurent's shiny head!

    We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email myfavoritetwilightpodcast@gmail.com or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!

    32 min
  19. Ep. 103 - Emily McMuffin of the Washington McMuffins

    Season 2, Episode 34

    Show notes

    In the very one-hundred-and-second episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 33 (1:11:14-1:13:52)! They talk about giant muffins, a beautiful cabin, and meet Emily Fishwater!

    We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email myfavoritetwilightpodcast@gmail.com or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!

    35 min
  20. Ep. 102 - JortsCon 2009

    Season 2, Episode 33

    Show notes

    In the very one-hundred-and-second episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 32(1:09:10-1:11:14)! They talk about more jorts, quesadillas, and get all French!

    We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email myfavoritetwilightpodcast@gmail.com or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!

    32 min