Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

An electrician emailed us asking to Phone Tap the guy he works alongside, so we’re pretending to be one of his customers from last week and we have some interesting PROPOSALS for some off-the-clock activities if he catches our drift!

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These days, every business is trying to find any way to make an extra buck. In today’s Phone Tap we call a guy with an issue with his bank, and let him know we’re not just a bank, we’re the EVENT SPACE of your DREAMS, too!

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In your Halloween Phone Tap we call a woman who is DESPERATE for a certain holiday lawn decoration to become available and luckily it just did! Unluckily though, we have our worst employee ready to deliver the news!

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Don’t try to sneak in a bad costume into a Vito and Vino Costume Party! They’re cracking down on lazy costume wearers this year and it starts with a Phone Tap!

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In your Phone Tap, were calling a woman hosting a kid’s Halloween party and Brooke is gonna turn up the “Karen factor” to a level we’ve never ever seen before!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim works seasonally in a haunted house and Jeff's posing as his boss he’s never met, to try and add some PIZZAZ to his zombie repertoire!

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Home Owners Associations try to ruin people’s fun all the time. In today’s Phone Tap, WE’RE that HOA and of course we’re gonna try to ruin a woman’s Halloween plans!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is known around her office for taking the company costume contest VERY seriously… so we’re sending Brooke after her to raise the level of competition!

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In your Phone Tap, we call a wedding videographer, and for the most important day of our lives, we want something a little SPECIAL that we guarantee he’s never been asked about before!

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In your Phone Tap, we call a mom to tell her that her kid’s school is charging to use the crosswalk now and her child has racked up quite the bill!

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After you hear today’s new Phone Tap you’re gonna wonder how the fake business we created isn’t a real thing already! Learn about “Slice Finder” in the podcast!

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Did you know you don’t actually OWN your phone number? At least, that’s what were telling today’s Phone Tap victim when we ring him up and tell him his number he’s had for decades just was bought by a celebrity!

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In today’s Phone Tap, we’re calling a guy who is a finalist for a new job, and instead of his potential new boss interviewing him, we’re setting him up with the least experienced person at the company, Alexis!

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In your Phone Tap, we call a woman who is heading on a vacation to England soon, and Jeff's using his WORST British accent to gonna convince her it’s not AT ALL like they show in the movies!

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In your Phone Tap, Brooke calls a nail salon and tries to get under the skin of the receptionist in the nicest, most oblivious and hilarious ways possible!

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Have you ever been in a fantasy league where you don’t quite know EVERYBODY in the group? That happened to today’s Phone Tap victim, who is joining a football league with a new group and he’s never met the commissioner until we call him!

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In your Phone Tap, we call a woman who enrolled her son in the Big Brother program, and we’ve got the perfect big brother for him: ex-special ops soldier, CLOVER!

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Customer Service has gotten too easy to use these days. Instead of apps or websites to make a dinner reservation we’re just gonna keep calling, and calling and calling and calling… in your Phone Tap!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim has been desperate to get into any sort of reality TV show. So, we’re calling him pretending to be a producer and seeing just HOW far he’s willing to go to be famous!

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In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who works at a busy liquor store and we have a million questions about wine that will take up all his time and most of his patience!

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