Conner vs Cobb

On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Nick and Ryan welcome JB Ball, the first guest in Conner vs Cobb history. They talk about intro music and milking the walk, Nick is running for every office, Walter White's house, our future avatars, aggressive squirrels, a guy named Jaythan, and testosterone blockers. The guys and JB also play Rank Them.

Pre-Order Ryan's memoir: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen

Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb

See Ryan on the road:

• November 5-7 – Montreal – The Comedy Nest
• November 18 – Los Angeles ***Book Release Show***
• December 10-13 – Edmonton – House of Comedy
• January 14 – Fort Worth – Hyenas
• January 15 – Austin – 29th Street Ballroom
• January 16 – Houston – The Club at Rudz
• January 20 – Roanoke, VA – Grandin Theatre
• January 21 – Richmond, VA – The Funny Bone
• January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street
• February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – The Lyric
• February 6 – Denver, CO – The Bug Theatre
• February 18 – Seattle – Laughs Comedy Club
• February 20 – Portland – Mississippi Studios
• February 21 – Bend, OR – The Capitol
• February 25 – Burlington, VT – Vermont Comedy Club
• February 26 – Boston, MA – The Rockwell
• February 27 – Rosendale, NY – Rosendale Theatre
• March 13-14 – Tucson Festival of Books

On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, the guys talk about Elizabeth Holmes, a professor who peed on six backpacks, bird smuggling, and stolen valor. Also, ChatGPT tries to fix the podcast, Finally, they play a pretty damn good Rank Them.

Pre-Order Ryan's memoir: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen

Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb

See Ryan on the road:

• October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas
• October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot
• November 5-7 – Montreal – The Comedy Nest
• November 18 – Los Angeles ***Book Release Show***
• December 10-13 – Edmonton – House of Comedy
• January 14 – Fort Worth – Hyenas
• January 15 – Austin – 29th Street Ballroom
• January 16 – Houston – The Club at Rudz
• January 20 – Roanoke, VA – Grandin Theatre
• January 21 – Richmond, VA – The Funny Bone
• January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street
• February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – The Lyric
• February 6 – Denver, CO – The Bug Theatre
• February 18 – Seattle – Laughs Comedy Club
• February 20 – Portland – Mississippi Studios
• February 21 – Bend, OR – The Capitol
• February 25 – Burlington, VT – Vermont Comedy Club
• February 26 – Boston, MA – The Rockwell
• February 27 – Rosendale, NY – Rosendale Theatre
• March 13-14 – Tucson Festival of Books

Nick and Ryan welcome back an old sponsor who has gone blue, talk about weird corporate promo texts, and Nick turns down $8M.

Pre-Order Ryan's memoir: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen

Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb

See Ryan on the road:

• October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas
• October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot
• November 5-7 – Montreal – The Comedy Nest
• November 18 – Los Angeles ***Book Release Show***
• December 10-13 – Edmonton – House of Comedy
• January 14 – Fort Worth – Hyenas
• January 15 – Austin – 29th Street Ballroom
• January 16 – Houston – The Club at Rudz
• January 20 – Roanoke, VA – Grandin Theatre
• January 21 – Richmond, VA – The Funny Bone
• January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street
• February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – The Lyric
• February 6 – Denver, CO – The Bug Theatre
• February 18 – Seattle – Laughs Comedy Club
• February 20 – Portland – Mississippi Studios
• February 21 – Bend, OR – The Capitol
• February 25 – Burlington, VT – Vermont Comedy Club
• February 26 – Boston, MA – The Rockwell
• February 27 – Rosendale, NY – Rosendale Theatre
• March 13-14 – Tucson Festival of Books

Nick and Ryan talk about Cameo for eulogies, Noah's Ark, the botched execution, and we get to know Nick Cobb a little better.

Pre-Order Ryan's memoir: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen

Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb

See Ryan on the road:

• October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas
• October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot
• November 5-7 – Montreal – The Comedy Nest
• November 18 – Los Angeles ***Book Release Show***
• December 10-13 – Edmonton – House of Comedy
• January 14 – Fort Worth – Hyenas
• January 15 – Austin – 29th Street Ballroom
• January 16 – Houston – The Club at Rudz
• January 20 – Roanoke, VA – Grandin Theatre
• January 21 – Richmond, VA – The Funny Bone
• January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street
• February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – The Lyric
• February 6 – Denver, CO – The Bug Theatre
• February 18 – Seattle – Laughs Comedy Club
• February 20 – Portland – Mississippi Studios
• February 21 – Bend, OR – The Capitol
• February 25 – Burlington, VT – Vermont Comedy Club
• February 26 – Boston, MA – The Rockwell
• February 27 – Rosendale, NY – Rosendale Theatre
• March 13-14 – Tucson Festival of Books

Nick and Ryan talk about Walmart customer service, a revolution in sandwiches, how to get out of a port-a-potty, Paranormal Activity on Broadway, Shark News, Tommy Wiseau, and a rapid burrito delivery system.

Pre-Order Ryan's memoir: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen

Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb

See Ryan on the road:

• October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas
• October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot
• November 5-7 – Montreal – The Comedy Nest
• November 18 – Los Angeles ***Book Release Show***
• December 10-13 – Edmonton – House of Comedy
• January 14 – Fort Worth – Hyenas
• January 15 – Austin – 29th Street Ballroom
• January 16 – Houston – tickets TBA
• January 20 – Roanoke, VA – Grandin Theatre
• January 21 – Richmond, VA – The Funny Bone
• January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street
• February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – The Lyric
• February 6 – Denver, CO – The Bug Theatre
• February 18 – Seattle – Laughs Comedy Club
• February 20 – Portland – Mississippi Studios
• February 21 – Bend, OR – The Capitol
• February 25 – Burlington, VT – Vermont Comedy Club
• February 26 – Boston, MA – The Rockwell
• February 27 – Rosendale, NY – Rosendale Theatre
• March 13-14 – Tucson Festival of Books

On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick talk about being woefully unprepared on Naked and Afraid, Grindr crashing during the Republican Convention, a colonoscopy turning into a roast, and Rank Them!!!

Pre-Order Ryan's memoir: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen

Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb

See Ryan on the road:

• October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas
• October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot
• November 5-7 – Montreal – The Comedy Nest
• November 18 - Los Angeles - Lyric Hyperion - tickets TBA
• December 10-13 – Edmonton – House of Comedy
• January 14 - Fort Worth - tickets TBA
• January 15 - Austin - tickets TBA
• January 16 - Houston - tickets TBA
• January 20 – Roanoke, VA – tickets TBA
• January 21 – Richmond, VA – tickets TBA
• January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBA
• February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – tickets TBA
• February 6 – Denver, CO – tickets TBA
• February 18 – Seattle – tickets TBA
• February 20 – Portland – tickets TBA
• February 25 – Burlington, VT – tickets TBA
• February 26 – Boston, MA – tickets TBA
• February 27 – Rosendale, NY – tickets TBA
• March 12-13 - Tucson Festival of Books

On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, the "men" discuss the joys of audiobook recording, the rampant disrespect toward grave diggers, what 666 actually means, misquoting Will Sutton, naked DoorDash'ing BK, Filet O' Fish abroad and returning blueberries to Costco. They solve the AirBnB problem and end it with a rousing Rank Them!!!

Pre-Order Ryan's memoir: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen

Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb

See Ryan on the road:

• October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas
• October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot
• November 5-7 – Montreal – The Comedy Nest – tickets TBA
• November 18 - Los Angeles - Lyric Hyperion - tickets TBA
• December 10-13 – Edmonton – House of Comedy – Tickets TBA
• January 20 – Roanoke, VA – tickets TBA
• January 21 – Richmond, VA – tickets TBA
• January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBA
• February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – tickets TBA
• February 6 – Denver, CO – tickets TBA
• February 18 – Seattle – tickets TBA
• February 20 – Portland – tickets TBA
• February 25 – Burlington, VT – tickets TBA
• February 26 – Boston, MA – tickets TBA
• February 27 – Rosendale, NY – tickets TBA

On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan breaks down his massage, Nick fixes low pay for teachers, Trump gold coins and high school football stadiums. They also guess the review and play Rank Them.

Pre-Order Ryan's memoir: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen

Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb

See Ryan on the road:

• October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas
• October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot
• November 5-7 – Montreal – The Comedy Nest – tickets TBA
• November 18 - Los Angeles - Lyric Hyperion - tickets TBA
• December 10-13 – Edmonton – House of Comedy – Tickets TBA
• January 20 – Roanoke, VA – tickets TBA
• January 21 – Richmond, VA – tickets TBA
• January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBA
• February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – tickets TBA
• February 6 – Denver, CO – tickets TBA
• February 18 – Seattle – tickets TBA
• February 20 – Portland – tickets TBA
• February 25 – Burlington, VT – tickets TBA
• February 26 – Boston, MA – tickets TBA
• February 27 – Rosendale, NY – tickets TBA

On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, they discuss Alone, Naked and Afraid, a hypothetical situation about the Masters, sniffing crimes, administration fees, Wolfie's cone, parking in Ryan's driveway, the Pope mummies, the Army and GTA. They also play Rank Them and a bonus game.

Pre-Order Ryan's memoir: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen

Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb

See Ryan on the road:

• October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas
• October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot
• November 5-7 – Montreal – The Comedy Nest – tickets TBA
• November 18 - Los Angeles - Lyric Hyperion - tickets TBA
• December 10-13 – Edmonton – House of Comedy – Tickets TBA
• January 20 – Roanoke, VA – tickets TBA
• January 21 – Richmond, VA – tickets TBA
• January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBA
• February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – tickets TBA
• February 6 – Denver, CO – tickets TBA
• February 18 – Seattle – tickets TBA
• February 20 – Portland – tickets TBA
• February 25 – Burlington, VT – tickets TBA
• February 26 – Boston, MA – tickets TBA
• February 27 – Rosendale, NY – tickets TBA

On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Star Wars keeps coming up, Nick has a theory for something that could've stopped Trump from winning in 2016, more LDL talk, and the robot olympics. They also Guess the Review and play Rank Them.

Pre-Order Ryan's memoir: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen

Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb

See Ryan on the road:

• October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas
• October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot
• November 5-7 – Montreal – The Comedy Nest – tickets TBA
• November 18 - Los Angeles - Lyric Hyperion - tickets TBA
• December 10-13 – Edmonton – House of Comedy – Tickets TBA
• January 20 – Roanoke, VA – tickets TBA
• January 21 – Richmond, VA – tickets TBA
• January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBA
• February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – tickets TBA
• February 6 – Denver, CO – tickets TBA
• February 18 – Seattle – tickets TBA
• February 20 – Portland – tickets TBA
• February 25 – Burlington, VT – tickets TBA
• February 26 – Boston, MA – tickets TBA
• February 27 – Rosendale, NY – tickets TBA

On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan tells Nick a terrible joke he heard at the dog park, Ryan revisits Nick's crowd work observations, Elon's jokes, what people have wrong about data centers, the new Spider-Man, and 1 star reviews of an adult toy. They also Guess the Review and play Rank Them.

Pre-Order Ryan's memoir: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen

Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb

See Ryan on the road:

• October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas
• October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot
• November 5-7 – Montreal – The Comedy Nest – tickets TBA
• November 18 - Los Angeles - Lyric Hyperion - tickets TBA
• December 10-13 – Edmonton – House of Comedy – Tickets TBA
• January 20 – Roanoke, VA – tickets TBA
• January 21 – Richmond, VA – tickets TBA
• January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBA
• February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – tickets TBA
• February 6 – Denver, CO – tickets TBA
• February 18 – Seattle – tickets TBA
• February 20 – Portland – tickets TBA
• February 25 – Burlington, VT – tickets TBA
• February 26 – Boston, MA – tickets TBA
• February 27 – Rosendale, NY – tickets TBA

On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick find their lone listener, learn about a nacho fart that evacuated a movie theater, discuss (the most dangerous game) mumbly peg, small talk, marmots, tree frogs and Ryan's least favorite--unnamed--restaurant. The boys also play "Rank Them."

Pre-Order Ryan's book: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen

Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb

See Ryan on the road:

• October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas
• October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot
• November 5-7 – Montreal – The Comedy Nest – Tickets TBA
• December 10-13 – Edmonton – House of Comedy – Tickets TBA
• January 20 – Roanoke, VA – tickets TBA
• January 21 – Richmond, VA – tickets TBA
• January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBA
• February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – tickets TBA
• February 6 – Denver, CO – tickets TBA
• February 18 – Seattle – tickets TBA
• February 20 – Portland – tickets TBA
• February 25 – Burlington, VT – tickets TBA
• February 26 – Boston, MA – tickets TBA
• February 27 – Rosendale, NY – tickets TBA

On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick question being kicked off of YouTube, and talk about government leaks, compression socks, librarian aspirations, solicitors, speaking English and Italian cab drivers. The ladies also play "Rank Them."

Pre-Order Ryan's book: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen

Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb

See Ryan on the road:

• October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas
• October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot
• January 20 – Roanoke, VA – The Grandin Theater – tickets TBA
• January 21 – Richmond, VA – The Funnybone
• January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBA
• February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – The Lyric
• February 6 – Denver, CO – The Bug
• February 20 – Portland – TBA
• February 26 – Boston, MA – The Rockwell – tickets TBA

On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick talk about Breaking News!, Elon Musk "getting flak," the podcast controversy, summer in Europe, Alexa, Siri and saunas. The boys also play "Review of What?" and "Rank Them".

Pre-Order Ryan's book: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen

Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb

See Ryan on the road:

• October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas
• October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot
• January 20 – Roanoke, VA – The Grandin Theater – tickets TBA
• January 21 – Richmond, VA – The Funnybone
• January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBA
• February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – The Lyric
• February 6 – Denver, CO – The Bug
• February 20 – Portland – TBA
• February 26 – Boston, MA – The Rockwell – tickets TBA

On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick talk about a lunatic committed arson by burning something you will not expect, a four thousand dollar nut, the new Weird Science, elder abuse and revenge via Yelp. The guys also play "Rank Them."

Pre-Order Ryan's book: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen

Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb

See Ryan on the road:

• October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas
• October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot – tickets TBA
• January 20 – Roanoke, VA – The Grandin Theater – tickets TBA
• January 21 – Richmond, VA – The Funnybone
• January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBA
• February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – The Lyric
• February 6 – Denver, CO – The Bug
• February 20 – Portland – TBA
• February 26 – Boston, MA – The Rockwell – tickets TBA

On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick talk Nick's triumphant NBA2K22 season, neighborhood fireworks, the Trump helipad, Yu-Gi-Oh hygiene concerns, and UFO'ers. The guys also play "Rank Them."

Pre-Order Ryan's book: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen

Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb

See Ryan on the road:

• October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas
• October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot – tickets TBA
• January 20 – Roanoke, VA – The Grandin Theater – tickets TBA
• January 21 – Richmond, VA – The Funnybone
• January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBA
• February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – The Lyric
• February 6 – Denver, CO – The Bug
• February 20 – Portland – TBA
• February 26 – Boston, MA – The Rockwell – tickets TBA

On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick remember the Challenger explosion, debate speakerphone etiquette, compare school relationships, talk about things you never see in movies, and the strategy of tryingz to get fired.

The guys also play "Rank Them" and ask hypotheticals.

Pre-Order Ryan's book: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen

Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb

See Ryan on the road:

• October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas
• October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot – tickets TBA
• January 20 – Roanoke, VA – The Grandin Theater – tickets TBA
• January 21 – Richmond, VA – The Funnybone
• January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBA
• February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – The Lyric
• February 6 – Denver, CO – The Bug
• February 20 – Portland – TBA
• February 26 – Boston, MA – The Rockwell – tickets TBA

On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick talk Ryan's book, performing in Vegas, Ranch dressing, power whistling, and how not to stop a dog attack.

The guys also play "Investor's Choice", "Just Asking Craigslist" and "Rank Them".

Pre-Order Ryan's book: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen

See Ryan on the road:

• October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas
• October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot – tickets TBA
• January 20 – Roanoke, VA – The Grandin Theater – tickets TBA
• January 21 – Richmond, VA – The Funnybone
• January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBA
• February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – The Lyric
• February 6 – Denver, CO – The Bug
• February 20 – Portland – TBA
• February 26 – Boston, MA – The Rockwell – tickets TBA

Nick's new shirts and crops!

https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb

On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick talk Taylor Swift, the World Cup, the 250th celebration weigh-in, crows and people capitalizing on Father's Day. The guys also play "Rank Them."

On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan challenges Nick to identify common plants, Tommy Tuberville runs for governor, Nick is on the wrong end of a life insurance scam, and there is Shark News . The guys also pay tribute to their late and great friend Jerry Rocha.

Pre-order Ryan's book, 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen, anywhere books are sold.

Buy Nick's awesome shirts:

https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb

See Ryan on the road:

June 15-21 – Las Vegas – The Comedy Cellar

October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas

October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot – tickets TBA

January 20 – Roanoke, VA – The Grandin Theater – tickets TBA

January 21 – Richmond, VA – The Funnybone – tickets TBA

January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBA

February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – The Lyric

February 6 – Denver, CO – The Bug