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The Pentagon is updating its doomsday plan beyond Cold War continuity of government. The new scenario is a global war that takes down America's power grid, cuts supply chains, and leaves military bases without essential services. Allies like the UK are telling citizens to stockpile 90 days of food and water. The EU says three days. Sam has three months of COVID-era supplies and no idea where the water's coming from. The Bushman has thoughts on wiping with a warm wet rock.

Also on the episode: a report that Russian hackers exposed Jared Kushner's secret UAE bank accounts, and how Saudi and Emirati money allegedly got Rex Tillerson fired. There's a polygamous prophet bringing his wives on stage, and the most brutal surgeries of the Middle Ages: Frederick III's amputation, the arrow in Henry V's face, and John of Arderne's anal fistula operation. Plus a Halloween and birthday show for Sam, the comments of the week, and another failed attempt to piss Sam off.

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0:00 Cold Open

1:11 Happy Halloween & Sam's Birthday

5:12 Sam Made Dennis Rodman Cry

7:24 Patreon & Ad-Free Episodes

8:52 Comments of the Week

14:19 Operation Dark Swan: The Pentagon's Doomsday Plan

16:59 Where Do You Get 90 Days of Water

19:20 The EU Says Stockpile Three Days

21:12 Reddit Reacts to the Black Swan Warnings

22:23 The Dead Wife Reddit Thread

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26:07 Let's Piss Sam Off: The Stay-at-Home Husband

30:46 Let's Piss Sam Off: Women Write Better Books

32:38 Sports Corner

34:09 Russian Hack Exposes Jared Kushner's UAE Bank Accounts

38:37 Kushner Got Rex Tillerson Fired

44:09 The Trump Family Is Creepy

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50:41 The Prophet and His Wives

54:29 Medieval Surgery: Frederick III's Leg Amputation

57:04 Medieval Surgery: Henry V's Arrow to the Face

1:00:46 Medieval Surgery: John of Arderne's Anal Fistula Cure

1:03:49 Dylan's Book Report

1:09:36 Outro

Why did Jeffrey Epstein's dentist girlfriend have 50 human teeth smuggled into the US from India? A buried email in the Epstein files describes teeth glued to cardboard "like a beautiful picture" to get past customs, and the theory about why gets darker from there.

Also this week: Sam insists Obama is related to the Bush family and the fight gets LOUD, AI starts solving the world's biggest math problems (are we the cows now?), Paris burns while Macron hides behind a curfew, Queen Elizabeth's alleged bloodline link to the Prophet Muhammad and Vlad the Impaler, Kim Jong Un reported dead, Sam's insane story about the night he made Dennis Rodman cry, and the blood-clot conspiracy around Jalen Hurts.

Hosted by Sam Tripoli and Dylan Wrenn with Dark Smith.

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00:00 Cold Open

01:01 Welcome to Conspiracy Social Club

02:20 Tonight's Lineup

03:36 Patreon Recap: Grays in the White House?

05:18 Dark Smith's College Football Theory

06:40 Sam's Tour Dates & Shoutouts

08:10 Patron Shoutout & Merch

09:40 Comments of the Week

12:09 The Puma vs. Wolf Debate

14:35 DraftKings

17:16 AI Solves Major Math Problems

17:49 The Bat & Ball Brain Teaser

20:00 The Physicist Who Used Math to Find God

24:12 Yuval Harari: Will Humans Become AI's Cows?

26:40 Can AI Predict Your Next Move?

28:16 Is Obama Hitler's Grandson?

31:42 Obama's German Roots

33:03 Are Obama & Trump the Same?

34:15 Is Obama Related to the Bush Family?

37:06 Obama's Grandparents & the CIA

40:34 MOD

42:54 Quince

45:51 How Common Are 10th Cousins?

46:53 The Kardashians Are Witches

48:11 The Prestige in 70mm

49:09 Saints vs. Steelers

50:12 Paris Is on Fire

51:45 Who Is "They"?

52:19 Candy Corn Break

55:18 Is Queen Elizabeth Related to the Prophet Muhammad?

58:08 Queen Elizabeth & Vlad the Impaler

59:27 Does Europe Have an Islam Problem?

01:00:45 The House of Saud & Wahhabism

01:02:14 Ian Edwards Appreciation

01:02:56 EPL Check-In: Arsenal, Man U & Barcelona

01:03:53 Macron Is Marie Antoinette

01:04:00 Kim Jong Un Reportedly Dead

01:04:48 Black People Watching Magic

01:06:17 Sam Made Dennis Rodman Cry

01:10:34 BlueChew

01:13:34 Sports Corner: Jalen Hurts' Blood Clots

01:17:37 Worst Halftime Show in Sports

01:18:19 Epstein's Dentist Girlfriend & 50 Smuggled Teeth

01:21:20 The DNA Cloning Theory

01:22:37 Jailbroken AI Says Aliens Train the Models

01:23:01 Happy Halloween & Outro

Dark Smith died and came back, Dylan survived a dial-up Airbnb in Raleigh, and Conspiracy Social Club is finally back in the studio.

Sam Tripoli, Dylan Wrenn, and Dark Smith dig into the death of Simon Andrews, the British banker who spent years raising concerns about ties between Jeffrey Epstein and Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick. Britain's Financial Conduct Authority is now reviewing how it handled his case. Dylan is worried about a Russian lab worker's death and what it could mean. Sam thinks it's another manufactured scare, and the fight turns into a full COVID vaccine bioweapon debate that ends with Grok weighing in.

Plus: midterm psyop season and the men-versus-women outrage machine, Shane Gillis's SNL monologue and the Cornell Seven, the botched Christa Pike execution, the Ossoff vs. Collins Epstein exchange, a debate answer for the ages, the Dell CEO's wife in the Oval Office, a puma vs. wolf pack revenge video, sexually transmitted shigella, 3D printed salmon, and Seinfeld vs. the hecklers.

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Sam and Dylan are back to break down Jared Kushner, Phoenix Financial Scandal, Candace Owens switching sides, and more.

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Sam and Dylan are back to break down 23andMe's alien DNA bank, Bibi's speech at the UN, sports corner with Collin Kaepernick and the secret AA Cult of Carr.

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Sam Tripoli, Dylan Wrenn, and Dark Smith are back with a Mitch McConnell zombie sighting, the rumor that Sabrina Carpenter is birthing the Antichrist, and Sam's full Miss Universe rant.

Also on the docket: Dark Smith's bacon cancer warning, the Ed Sheeran and Macklemore tour controversy, Trump's infamous 9/11 phone call, a bogus "THC sludge" ad, and the guy who bowled a perfect game on 9/11. Plus fan comments, a heated Israel/Palestine/Yemen debate, and a shout-out to Alex the Bushman.

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A farmer's field find turns into China's first emperor and a tomb rigged with crossbow traps and a river of mercury that's still flowing 2,200 years later. Then Sam gets sick, an Anthropic researcher publicly quits over AI doom, Apple wants to record your whole life, and we get into the Lindsey Clancy verdict, a new Massachusetts abortion law, and a socialist conference panel on "fat genocide." We close it out with D.K. Metcalf's Antarctica theory and the hollow earth civilization of Agatha.

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Sam and Dylan dig into Whitney Webb's bombshell reporting on Argentina's transformation into a testing ground for techno-fascist billionaires. From Peter Thiel's relocation and Javier Milei's cozy alliance with Trump, to the Pax Silica Initiative, the Stargate Argentina project, and Emiliano Kargman's satellite surveillance empire tied to Palantir — this episode traces how private tech companies are building a planetary predictive-policing grid, one government contract at a time. Plus: Elon Musk and Peter Thiel's alleged "Project Merlin," the origins of Wolfie Bank, and a wild detour through taco cart cartel theories and Dark Smith's most heinous In-N-Out order yet.

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Dylan and Sam break down the CIA director's mystery trip to Moscow, the Flock Safety camera network creeping into every city, a real call to a Los Angeles council office about lifting homeless encampment bans, LA's proposed "sexual release clinics," Trump's push to nationalize voter rolls, and whether elections are even real anymore. Plus: a haunted hotel room, personal ghost stories, and Dark Smith's stolen electric bike.

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New studio, same chaos. Dylan and Sam Tripoli return after a few weeks off to break down one of the show's biggest theories yet: that dragons weren't myth, but a real species written out of the historical record. They trace dragon accounts from Alexander the Great's reported sighting in a cave after invading India, to Marco Polo's travel logs, to Saint George's documented dragon slayings across three continents — and lay out the theory that the Catholic Church suppressed the truth to protect its own claim to power. Along the way: the case that dinosaur bones were first identified as Nephilim giants, the Chinese zodiac's one "fake" animal, and a Leviathan-Godzilla connection tying it all to ancient sea monster cults.

Also this episode: Dark Smith's ongoing Gulf War Syndrome saga, Nancy Mace's tattoo collection, and a breakdown of Mark Zuckerberg's "personal superintelligence" pitch and what it means for surveillance, censorship, and comedy on Instagram.

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Lindsey Graham is dead and Sam's got thoughts. This week: comment of the week, an Ilhan Omar net-worth breakdown, Trump's trans military ban, a deep dive on Graham's legacy and the DC reaction, an Afghanistan giant/missing special forces story, Nephilim and biblical giants, license-plate-reader surveillance overreach, Anthropic's book piracy lawsuit and what it means for AI training data, a rant on comedy's decline from Def Jam to "pop comedy," and closing thoughts on Netanyahu, Fetterman, and Norm MacDonald. Sam also announces a break to chase his ancestor Gilgamesh through Armenia while the studio gets rebuilt.

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Lindsey Graham is dead, his sister just took his Senate seat, and the FBI's statement is raising more questions than it answers. We break down the "ladybugs" saga, John Cornyn's toxicology comments, and Darlene Graham's suspiciously smooth transition into office. Then: Sam saw The Odyssey and there's a real ticket-buying conspiracy behind its box office numbers, we dig into the Democratic Party's mysterious "stalking horse" candidates (yes, including a trans Senate candidate in Maine claiming a monthly rectal period), Jasmine Crockett's unhinged World Cup racism take, Zohran Mamdani and the DSA's takeover of the Democratic old guard, Hasan Piker's tone-deaf 9/11 newspaper flex, and we close out with ESPN's mass layoffs, WNBA jersey drama, and round two of the election integrity debate with the SAVE Act.

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Polymarket isn't just a betting app — it might be the newest branch of the surveillance state. This week on Conspiracy Social Club, we break down journalist Whitney Webb's bombshell investigation tying Polymarket's origins to Palantir, Peter Thiel, DARPA's Information Awareness Office, and the Pentagon's decades-long obsession with predictive markets. We trace the lineage from John Poindexter's Iran-Contra-linked "Policy Analysis Market" all the way to today's prediction-market boom — plus the Zuckerberg and Bancor connections nobody's talking about.

Then things get heated: Trump's claims of a massive Chinese data breach exposing 220 million voter profiles kicks off a full-blown 2020 election fight — FISA warrants, Carter Page, Thomas Massie's "Deep Throat" theory, election recounts in Arizona and Georgia, mail-in ballot security, and whether democracy itself is already broken.

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Topics covered: Polymarket • Whitney Webb investigation • Palantir & Peter Thiel • DARPA Information Awareness Office • predictive markets & surveillance • Chinese voter data breach • 2020 election fraud claims • FISA warrant / Carter Page • Thomas Massie • election recounts

In this episode, we go down the rabbit hole of the CIA and Hollywood. We break down the invisible hand behind Hollywood's biggest movies—from Animal Farm and Argo to Zero Dark Thirty. We explore how intelligence agencies aren't just watching movies; they're rewriting scripts, funding propaganda, and using blockbusters as massive recruitment tools. But it gets deeper. We pivot from Hollywood to the halls of power, dissecting the Mitch McConnell mystery. We examine the anomalies, the strange public appearances, and the theories surrounding his recent health and political standing—is there something being hidden in plain sight? Plus, we tackle the massive allegations surrounding World Cup match-fixing. How deep does the corruption go in international sports, and are these games truly "too big to fail" because of the gambling syndicates involved? We wrap up by weighing in on the "soft parenting" trend, corporate-allied government narratives, and the ultimate debate: Is it Communism, Techno-Fascism, or a Late-Stage Capitalist Nightmare? 🍿

Sam, Dylan, and Dark Smith are back to break down: Dark Smith off nicotine and Sam 12 days off "corn," both in a vulnerable state, CERN switching off the Large Hadron Collider for a three-and-a-half-year shutdown and the theory that we've been living in a CERN-created alternate dimension this whole time, the newly released MKUltra files and Whitey Bulger dosed with LSD for five days straight seeing demons, Allen Dulles launching the program under the "China can't beat us to mind control" excuse, Operation Midnight Climax and the CIA's hooker safe houses with two-way mirrors, the yoni-steaming trend taking over social media, the Ark of the Covenant supposedly located via the CIA's Project Sun Streak remote-viewing psychics, Marc Andreessen and the bankers hoarding ancient occult knowledge, the theory that most ancient religion is just sky-god ejaculation myths (the Milky Way as Hera's breast milk), Trump's disclosures showing over $1 billion from crypto and him being the Michael Jordan of corruption, the 60 Minutes segment on the $800 million oil short placed 15 minutes before Trump's Iran ceasefire post, predictive markets like Kalshi and Polymarket weaponized as propaganda, Trump buying Axon stock days before ICE handed them a contract, Trump ripping up the White House floor for Italian marble paid out of the National Parks fund, the handout comparing Trump to Attila the Hun, and a Sports Corner meltdown over Emmanuel Acho saying the WNBA doesn't need Caitlin Clark anymore plus the pitch to fund a pro roller derby league with Sam as commissioner. Happy 250th birthday, America. Subscribe and give us that sweet brown hype.

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Sam, Dylan, and Dark Smith are back to break down: Dark Smith's job interview to become an escort and the loofah-color swinger code of Florida's villages, the Boyle Heights fire spilling Freon and ammonia while firefighters spray a blaze they can't reach (and the owner being a Karen Bass donor), a documentary trying to abolish the Electoral College, the deep origins of the Vatican built on top of Vatican Hill, the pagan goddess Cybele and the Anatolian mother god Magna Mater brought to Rome via the prophetic Sibylline Books after Hannibal's slaughter at Cannae, the blood-baptism bull-sacrifice rituals later dug up by archaeologists, H.P. Lovecraft's "The Rats in the Walls" and its cannibal cult, the serpent-shaped Vatican auditorium and the Pope's fish-head mitre tied to the Babylonian fish god Dagon (who turns out to be Godzilla), Sam's pitch for roller derby as the next great pro sport, the Iran war being "over" again with IAEA inspectors as the "milestone" achieved by undoing the milestone, Israel allegedly trying to assassinate the negotiators before Trump called them off, Nicki Minaj's distraction-death theory, JD Vance's Thiel-engineered glow-up, the Albanians tearing their country apart over Jared and Ivanka's island and Sam's theory it's about controlling the Strait of Otranto, the nu-metal psyop, military stock buybacks instead of R&D, Bezos prioritizing AI water over "baseline human comfort," and a woman who lost ten years of memory from straining too hard on the toilet. Subscribe and give us that sweet brown hype.

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Sam, Dylan, and Dark Smith are back to break down: Dylan's ongoing crusade against Sam's ravioli addiction, the show hitting #2 most-hyped podcast on all of YouTube, the war with Iran being "over" with a $300 billion rebuild bill for Iran versus the $34 billion we've sent Israel since October 7th, the CIA leaking that Iran won't actually agree to the terms and Sam defaulting to scumbag until pleasantly surprised, the Anchor Project leak claiming NASA quietly spent $80 million on anti-gravity research ahead of August 12th 2026, when two colliding black holes will send a wave through space that shuts off Earth's gravity for seven seconds and kills 40 million people in the third world deemed "acceptable," the secret 2020 construction projects tethering government sites to the ground, the deep history of anti-gravity suppression running through Thomas Townsend Brown's 1920s propulsion breakthrough, the Chapel Hill conference that buried it and replaced it with string theory, Dr. Ning Li vanishing for 12 years before dying in a fatal car crash, Bob Lazar and element 115, Huntsville Alabama as the real NASA and Nazi von Braun's hometown, the Great Attractor pulling thousands of galaxies toward a point hidden in the Zone of Avoidance, Sam's full denial of gravity and dinosaurs (they're dragons, and George Washington died not knowing dinosaurs existed) leading to the Bone Wars where rival paleontologists just made fossils up, Erika Kirk's parents allegedly running in Satanist Michael Aquino's circle and the MK-Ultra theory, Thomas Massie's glow-up after his wife's death, James Franco's bizarre cryptic TikTok and the Kevin Spacey accusers turning up dead, Clavicle's facial reconstruction at Dr. Miami and crashing out over a $2 donation, and whether Michael Jackson was a pedophile, framed by Israel, or both. Subscribe and give us that sweet brown hype.

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Sam, Dylan, and Dark Smith are back to break down: Dark Smith showing up barefoot like a giant hobbit, Sam spiraling in shame over the ravioli Dana keeps using to fatten up the pig, the show cracking the top 100 most-hyped on all of YouTube, the explosive New York Times report on the White House freaking out over the Epstein files and the cabinet huddling in the Situation Room to figure out how to get the big guy out from under it, Sam officially declaring himself a moderate solo anarchist who's never voting again while spiraling on the LA mayoral race, the Trump administration allegedly forcing New Mexico to shut down the Zorro Ranch investigation, Taylor McMahon's wall-to-wall-nuts YouTube essay arguing Epstein wasn't just a blackmail operation but the latest link in a 600-year chain of ritualistic child sacrifice, Epstein hoarding stolen petroglyphs, Catholic death bells, and Mecca cloth to charge his fake-door demon-summoning temple, the Crowley to Jack Parsons to L. Ron Hubbard to JPL pipeline and Sam's perfect Satanist-Scientologist-Nazi joke that builds NASA, the 600-year pattern running through Gilles de Rais's 800 child victims, the Affair of the Poisons, and Belgian monster Mark Dutroux running his ring from inside jail, Trump declaring the Iran war over a day before the SpaceX IPO and the tech bubble about to burst, Bari Weiss taking over CNN after gutting 60 Minutes on Bloody Thursday, Sam's theory that Jerry Seinfeld is the Bari Weiss of comedy, Peter Thiel's new "Objection" startup using AI to judge journalism for billionaire victims, and Crumbl releasing a dirty soda with 186 grams of sugar that simply has to be outlawed. Subscribe and give us that sweet brown hype.

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Sam, Dylan, and Dark Smith are back to break down: Dylan returning from Italy with food poisoning and 50 silent farts blamed on his infant daughter in economy class, Sam officially declaring himself a solo anarchist who is never voting again, the Three Secrets of Fatima and the Portuguese shepherd children who received apocalyptic prophecies from the Virgin Mary that correctly predicted World War Two, the Vatican suppressing the third secret for 40 years because it was too dark even for the Pope who went pale reading it, the theory that Vatican II was literally Satan infiltrating the Catholic Church from the inside, Sister Lucy possibly assassinated and replaced with a body double, the Gray Wolves hitman connected to NATO's Operation Gladio and the bullet now sitting in the Virgin Mary's crown, the new Pope's 40,000-word anti-AI manifesto and whether Catholics can now sue employers on religious freedom grounds for being forced to use ChatGPT, the alleged Palantir hack revealing the biggest blackmail operation since Epstein with Trump, Vance, and Elon's conversations sitting in a CIA spy cloud, Peter Thiel fleeing to Argentina right as it surfaces, Ivanka casually announcing she's buying a private Mediterranean island funded by Saudi weapons money, Hunter Biden's actually solid tweet about Don Jr. and Eric's corruption being way worse than his paintings, two Colombian tribes settling a land dispute with clubs while the women livestream it, a man in the UK getting stabbed and bleeding out in handcuffs while cops side with his attacker, Google dropping 32 million sterilized mosquitoes on California and Florida, Ben Shapiro playing Fortnite to save the Daily Wire's YouTube numbers, and Sam's scorched-earth eulogy for Scott Pelley and every journalist who stayed quiet through all of it. Rest in peace Jerry Rocha. Subscribe and give us that sweet brown hype.

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Sam, Dylan, and Darksmith are back to break down: Sam gifting Ryan a wildly suspicious self-published manifesto titled "Why Nukes Aren't Real" by Tamra Shavel that appears to have been sold off the Santa Monica Pier, the show climbing to #4 most hyped on YouTube while still unable to dethrone the two bald hiking Jews at the top, MrBeast getting hit by the new algorithm and dropping from 500 million to 50 million views, the Euphrates River drying up exactly on schedule for Revelations 16's sixth bowl to prepare the way for the kings of the East, Dylan's running theory that all biblical prophecy is just well-documented schizophrenia, Turkey damming the Tigris and Euphrates and accidentally activating the apocalypse like a Zelda puzzle box, Iran shooting down a US-Israel weather weapon and the drought ending three days later, the absolutely cooked roster of CEOs Trump dragged to China including Jensen Huang, Tim Cook, Larry Fink, Stephen Schwarzman, and Elon yonked on ketamine while worth more than the country he's negotiating with, Hasan Piker calmly defending China's 1.2 million Tibetan death tally and the Hundred Days of Flowers 55 million famine deaths while condemning Israel, the LA segregation map of Trader Joe's locations, the Mehdi Hasan interview where the "Worst Adventure" Oklahoma Jennifer publicly atones for not knowing enough about Palestine while admitting she has zero Muslims in her town, the empathy study revealing women feel equal sympathy for cheating men and cheating women (which kind of explains Hillary, Thatcher, Merkel, and the entire blood-drinking queen aesthetic), the 1.5 million white Christians getting fed into the Ukraine meat grinder that no progressive will post about, Netanyahu's trial judge dying in a motorcycle crash because nothing is ever an accident, and OpenAI acquiring TBPN for $100 million while their videos pull 500 views. Subscribe and give us that sweet brown hype.

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