Podcast

Courtney & Antwan Figure It Out

Comedy, News, Stand-Up

Courtney & Antwan Figure It Out dives into today's news, hot topics, and random life chaos. Featuring comedians, wild takes, and just enough effort to pretend they know what's going on.

Episodes
28
Releases
Weekly
Typical length
25 min
On air since
2026
Latest episode
2 weeks ago

Episodes

28 episodes, newest first

  1. Episode 28- Who's Screwing Me?

    Episode 29

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    Flying cars, protests. Mystery screws in the house. Farming Auras.

    23 min
  2. Episode 27- Winner Winner Chicken Dinner

    Episode 28

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    Courtney winning the tournament, Antwan got third. Courtney sucks at rejecting people. Loosing a legend, Ditka. Petta's Picks.

    23 min
  3. Episode 26- It's My Birthday I'll Win If I Want Too

    Episode 27

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    Comedy tournament, nerves, Happy Birthday to me and Petta's Picks

    21 min
  4. Episode 25- A Chicago Shot in the Mouth

    Episode 25

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    Friends trip to Chicago, A nice dirty shot in the mouth. Comedy Tournament

    23 min
  5. Episode 24- VPN Internet Condom

    Episode 24

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    Government Roadless Rule. AI again? Petta's picks.

    23 min
  6. Episode 23- End Women's Suffrage

    Episode 23

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    Stoney Bay Bash recap. Antwan got himself a shack cat. THE trail. End womens suffrage!!!

    23 min
  7. Episode 22- American Werewolf in Peoria

    Episode 22

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    Antwan's transcendence, he's a fun guy! UAP's, or for Canadian friends a UAPeh?

    25 min
  8. Episode 21- Tires and Tea

    Episode 21

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    Blowing out tires backs, A proper English Tea room, Colon Cancer, Degloving nails, Petta's Picks.

    23 min
  9. Episode 20- The Safari Cornsweats

    Episode 20

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    Safari gear, Cornsweats, and Polpetta's NFL picks

    24 min
  10. Episode 19- The Good The Bad The Petta

    Episode 19

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    Don't say the V word, Westerns, Racial Slurs, Petta's camera debut.

    35 min
  11. Episode 18 Grinding with your cousin

    Episode 18

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    Trip up to Chicago for comedy and the best food ever!! Meditation and 90s infomercial. Petta's Picks of course.

    28 min
  12. Episode 17: New Studio Who Dis

    Episode 17

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    Trying this ol filming ourselves out on YouTube. Today we spoke about standup and chasing that dragon. Petta's picks and learning MLB players.

    31 min
  13. Episode 16: Cerebral Leakage

    Episode 16

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    Leakin brain fluid, no biggie. Racist Clankers. FIFA Finals

    29 min
  14. Episode 15: If I Only Had Brain

    Episode 15

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    Courtney's post op of brain surgery special edition.

    27 min
  15. Episode 14: Happy Fourth!

    Episode 14

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    Happy Fourth but most importantly, Happy Jaws Day!

    27 min
  16. Episode 13: Where the Tism at

    Episode 13

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    Where the fellow Tissi's at?? Introducing the one and only Polpetta with her picks for the week.

    28 min
  17. Episode 12: Drunken Sailor

    Episode 12

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    The Rum isn't gone!!! Crackin bottles and crackin laughs. What would you do with a Drunken Sailor???

    26 min
  18. Episode 11: Oh My Goodness Oh My Gosh

    Episode 11

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    We Figured out, racoon problems, tornados, Jungle, Yellow and Hentai fever.

    31 min
  19. Episode 10: Happy Birthday Antwan

    Episode 10

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    It's your birthday! We got our first guest Ev! Uncs, chunks and aunties. And as always we talk about food.

    22 min
  20. Episode 9: The Dirtball

    Episode 9

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    Antwan's adventure with the Wooks. Dirtball Sandwich. The new sex postion called "Dirtball Sandwich" and Why we celebrate Memorial Day.

    26 min

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