Podcast

Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Comedy

Patrick Johnson and Michael Esiobu dive into current events and scenarios that probably will never happen.

Comedy chart
#139
Episodes
283
Releases
Weekly
Typical length
1 hr 46 min
On air since
2021
Latest episode
6 days ago

Episodes

283 episodes, newest first

  1. Marry His Homeboy?! - Episode 282

    Episode 282

    Show notes

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    2 hr 17 min
  2. My Parents Shared My Teacher?! - Episode 281

    Episode 281

    Show notes

    New customers get 40% Off with code CRASH at http://gld.com #ad

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    1 hr 27 min
  3. Let Me Cook For Your Girl w/ Bhen - Episode 280

    Show notes

    See if your SSN is for sale right now. My sponsor Cloaked will tell you for free in 2 seconds at https://cloaked.com/crash

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    1 hr 42 min
  4. Crash Court is Back! - Episode 279

    Show notes

    Taking care of your health just got easier – start here with Zocdoc: https://zocdoc.com/crash #sponsored

    Use my code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order*: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/DUMMIES10 Sponsored by SeatGeek. *Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount

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    1 hr 46 min
  5. Recession Indicator - Episode 278

    Show notes

    See if your SSN is for sale right now. My sponsor Cloaked will tell you for free in 2 seconds at http://cloaked.com/crash.

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    1 hr 46 min
  6. Arguing On Live - Episode 277

    Episode 277

    Show notes

    New DraftKings customers, sign up with code CRASH, spend five bucks to get $150 in rewards within 14 days - includes all markets. That's code CRASH.

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    1 hr 54 min
  7. Are We Normalizing Too Much? w/ Emanny - Episode 276

    Episode 276

    Show notes

    See if your SSN is for sale right now. My sponsor Cloaked will tell you for free in 2 seconds at http://cloaked.com/crash

    New DraftKings customers, sign up with code CRASH spend five bucks to get $200 in rewards within 21 days - includes all markets. That’s code CRASH.

    New customers get 40% Off with code CRASH at http://gld.com/

    Live Show Tickets: https://www.crashdummieslive.com/

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    1 hr 33 min
  8. Candy Cane? - Episode 275

    Episode 275

    Show notes

    Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order*: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/DUMMIES10 Sponsored by SeatGeek. *Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount

    Download Cash App Today: https://click.cash.app/ui6m/yo42le45 #CashAppPod

    Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card. Cash App Green features, Savings, Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.

    New DraftKings customers, sign up with code CRASH spend five bucks to get $200 in rewards within 21 days - includes all markets. That’s code CRASH.

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    1 hr 53 min
  9. Wedding Tax - Episode 274

    Episode 274

    Show notes

    Taking care of your health just got easier – start here with Zocdoc: https://zocdoc.com/crash #sponsored

    Download EarnIn on the App Store or Google Play. Type in CrashDummies under PODCAST when you sign up!

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    2 hr 27 min
  10. The Dirty Underwear Mystery - Episode 273

    Episode 273

    Show notes

    New DraftKings customers, sign up with code CRASH spend five bucks to get $200 in rewards within 21 days - includes all markets. Terms at dkng.co/offer. Limited time offer.

    Download EarnIn on the App Store or Google Play. Type in CrashDummies under PODCAST when you sign up!

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    2 hr 10 min
  11. D in Front of Ick w/ Usama Siddiquee - Episode 272

    Episode 272

    Show notes

    New customers get 40% Off with code CRASH at https://GLD.com

    Download EarnIn on the App Store or Google Play. Type in CrashDummies under PODCAST when you sign up!

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    1 hr 43 min
  12. Spend That Sh*t - Episode 271

    Episode 271

    Show notes

    Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order*: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/DUMMIES10 Sponsored by SeatGeek. *Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount

    Download Cash App Today: https://click.cash.app/ui6m/yo42le45 #CashAppPod

    Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card. Cash App Green features, Savings, Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.

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    1 hr 53 min
  13. Hold Our Hands - Episode 270

    Episode 270

    Show notes

    Go to https://baskandlatherco.com and use code CRASH for 20% off.

    Taking care of your health just got easier – start here with Zocdoc: https://zocdoc.com/CRASH #sponsored

    Download EarnIn on the App Store or Google Play. Type in CrashDummies under PODCAST when you sign up!

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    1 hr 59 min
  14. Pill Ladies - Episode 269

    Episode 269

    Show notes

    Download EarnIn on the App Store or Google Play. Type in CrashDummies under PODCAST when you sign up!

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    2 hr 5 min
  15. Beat The Allegations - Episode 268

    Episode 268

    Show notes

    Download Cash App Today: https://click.cash.app/ui6m/yo42le45 #CashAppPod

    Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card. Cash App Green features, Savings, Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.

    New customers get 40% Off with code CRASH at https://gld.com

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    2 hr 11 min
  16. Her Mom Stole Her Name - Episode 267

    Episode 267

    Show notes

    Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order*: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/DUMMIES10 Sponsored by SeatGeek. *Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount

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    1 hr 39 min
  17. Where’s It At? - Episode 266

    Episode 266

    Show notes

    Taking care of your health just got easier – start here with Zocdoc: https://zocdoc.com/CRASH #sponsored

    Go to https://baskandlatherco.com and use code CRASH for 20% off.

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    1 hr 50 min
  18. 2 Deadbeat Dads - Episode 265

    Episode 265

    Show notes

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    2 hr 5 min
  19. Man Boobs - Episode 264

    Show notes

    Head to https://quince.com/CRASH for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns.

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    1 hr 40 min
  20. Mixed Signals - Episode 263

    Episode 263

    Show notes

    Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order*: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/DUMMIES10 Sponsored by SeatGeek. *Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount

    Go to https://brooklynbedding.com and use our promo code CRASH at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. This offer is not available anywhere else.

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    1 hr 20 min