Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Mead Skelton puts Epstein and Hitler on heaven’s guest list, TikTok’s newest medical encyclopedia dares everyone to hate her, a penis-burning arson suspect is declared competent, and Britain crowns a new champion in automotive dick towing. Test of Patience: Welcome to the World of Cadillac […]

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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary A nail-salon birthday discount becomes a constitutional crisis, a TikTok tree seeks hormone therapy, a soccer coach flips furniture, and a Florida burglar films himself working an imaginary Popeyes shift. ☎️ Opening Chaos: AT&T Gave Away Your Number Mama Karen Storms the Nail Salon TikTok’s […]

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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Tim falls behind and unleashes a crusty Halloween classique featuring satanic crafts, vintage gay devil porn, racist parking-lot karaoke, outlawed eggplant emojis, a projectile police cat and several haunted listener farts. A Crusty Halloween Classique Simple Living with Leanne Paisley Howell Distorted Boo Opens the […]

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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Mead Skelton butchers The Killers and alleges drive-by sexual assault, TLC turns a serial lawn-shitter into prestige television, a political campaign manufactures Black supporters with AI, and one sponsor requests enough dick sucking to destroy the studio plumbing. Newscasters Lose Control of Their Mouths The […]

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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Ohio politics crawls beneath the sewer line, a subway racist battles the Black Boogeyman, Ric Flair drunkenly torpedoes a wedding, and a football fan allegedly tapes his wife to a basement chair so nobody interrupts the game. Halloween Is Satan’s Candy Giveaway A former practicing […]

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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Sagittarius Shouty discovers that dating another prostitute brings double the raw sex and triple the drama, Mead explains why umbrellas and iced coffee are not gay, Tan Mom nearly gets deported for excessive bronzing, and an adult baby allegedly strangles his girlfriend during a forced […]

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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Mead surrenders his aging obsession to God and immediately sends six more emails about looking young, Galileo builds a frat-boy rape militia, an Australian murderer demands his human right to Vegemite, and doctors peel petroleum jelly out of homemade super-dicks. Super Duper Opening Chaos A […]

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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary A feverish Tim powers through a very special Monday featuring sitcom bongs, an allegedly impaired political candidate, corpse abuse, a missing girl’s skull repurposed as pub décor, banana-based filth and the usual deeply regrettable listener interaction. ️ Remembering Papa Nut Ropes of Nut sponsors the […]

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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Phantom furry pregnancies collide with a filthy stinkhole sermon, Mead Skelton submits photographic evidence of eternal youth, a congressman declares war on cameras, and Florida deploys Lamb Chop against unauthorized ropes of ejaculation. Anonymous Birthday Filth Worship the Stinkhole Mead Skelton’s Fountain of Hair Dye […]

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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Tim recovers weeks of “missing” voicemails from his spam folder, watches public transit diplomacy collapse, pitches luxury legal-sized bread and investigates wrinkle-resistant autism, drug-resistant rim-job diarrhea, criminal Shrek penis distribution and the deeply unfortunate life of a guinea pig named Mr. Gravy. Tim Versus Technology […]

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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Tim salutes departed food-bucket prophet Jim Bakker, watches Meade Skelton discover the blessings of lifelong rejection and visits three remarkable workplaces involving crotch birds, elevator urine and a fake substitute teacher terrorizing teenagers. Distorted View Goes to NYU Great Moments in Obsessive Compulsion Farewell to […]

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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Tim heads north for emergency maternal iPhone support while the show digs up a 2018 classic featuring simulated schizophrenia, royal race panic, an eight-pound gravy chicken, New York’s traveling poop and a millionaire who built his empire one fake dog testicle at a time. Emergency […]

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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Pastor Manning explains his long-legged MacDaddy scholarship, a Jesse Lee Peterson guest flees the studio, the Stinky Foot Show unloads an entire season of fetishes at once, and three terrible decisions involve a pony, a highway haircut and a mechanical penis. Great Moments in Beauty […]

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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary A former Wheel of Fortune announcer allegedly moonlights in the world’s least family-friendly radio format, Galileo 2333 defends Mr. Wizard from imaginary persecution, and Florida delivers a drunken YouTuber plus a toddler carrying an extremely used “present.” Opening Neighborhood Diplomacy A woman picking rhubarb in […]

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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary A penis devours breakfast through the wrong entrance, three public meltdowns terrorize innocent bystanders, Florida delivers two separate displays of public vagina, and Popeyes introduces a deeply unwanted condom-style chicken coating. Great Moments in Video Game Livestreams A Breakfast Sandwich Enters the Urethra The Skunk […]

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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Norman Wicks upgrades his homelessness to a suspicious ambulance-van, Meade forgets to remember 9/11 on schedule, a dolphin bullies fish into vomiting lunch, and fraternity pledges marinate inside a humid basement full of condiments and mystery fluids. Opening Chaos Norman Wicks and the Emergency Ambulance-Van […]

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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Meade Monday returns with three defensive emails, a Christian virgin hunt disguised as church attendance, fraudulent spiritual penises, an alleged toddler fight club, and a Texas mother reportedly offering her newborn to a stranger with all the paperwork included. Opening Chaos Jem and the Holograms […]

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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary An elderly woman narrates a breathtaking green bowel movement, Tim enters the luxury world of pus-and-decay perfume, Booty protects his irresistible meat tits, and a Florida bedtime fart allegedly becomes a felony. Grandma’s Green Colon Cleanse An elderly woman delivers a vivid review of the […]

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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Alexis K. Tyler receives another useless supernatural transmission, dating profiles declare cat ownership gay, two alleged predators make terrible decisions around minors, and Olympic rowers prepare to share a river with hundreds of crocodiles. Opening Chaos The show begins with a romantic anthem for men […]

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Episode Summary The FBI’s newly revised hiring rules return for an uncomfortable encore, Harley Foster becomes a screaming one-person internet disaster, a Florida mother allegedly limits incest to a tasteful hundred encounters, and deodorant nearly defeats another Florida driver. FBI Hiring Rules Get More Uncomfortable Sources: https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/kash-patel-defends-new-fbi-policy-bestiality-senate-hearing-rcna598017 and https://www.cbsnews.com/news/kash-patel-fbi-hiring-standards-bestiality-prostitution/ Harley Foster’s One-Person Revolution Allegations, Restraining […]

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