Podcast
Dracula’s Winkee
Vacationing in Transylvania, two brothers followed an armadillo into a cave. There, they found ancient recordings on wax cylinders and 8-tracks. And soon realized they had discovered the audio diary of Dracula!
A story of forbidden love, ruthless enemies, and the eternal struggle of a vampire and his mega-boomer derp winkee.
A story that seems to continue to today...
- Episodes
- 22
- Releases
- Weekly
- Typical length
- 18 min
- On air since
- 2024
- Latest episode
- 4 days ago
Episodes
22 episodes, from the first
Season 1
-
23 min
Ep 1 - The Undead have No Retirement Plan
Episode 1
Show notes
The truth can finally be told!
Legendary Hollywood narrator, Chardonnay Wafflehutt, begins to unravel the actual audio diary of Dracula!
Bringing fear to the villages of Transylvania. Escaping ruthless Vatican-sanctioned enemies. And daring to taste forbidden love with the only woman to own Dracula's black heart, Gretchen Von Stroodlehymen.
Are you ready to embrace the Winkee...?
-
16 min
Ep 2 - All Paranormal & No Romance makes Drac a Dull Boy
Episode 2
Show notes
Dracula seeks to escape another torturous nightmare of lost love, Gretchen Von Stroodlehymen.
Opening fan mail only depresses the mega-boomer derp vampire more. Then, hope comes from his only friend-- Juan!
And you, dear listener, become very jealous. Because is your BFF an armadillo? NO! Yours is not. Praise be to Juan!
-
15 min
Ep 3 - Tonight’s Menu- Green Tea, Sticky Buns, & Death!
Episode 3
Show notes
Legendary Hollywood narrator, Chardonnay Wafflehutt, takes us by the wrists and yanks us into the dark, dangerous world of Dracula's foes.
Two men with hidden pasts meet in a most wicked place-- the tea & scone shop known as Yummy Tummy! One a holy warrior from the Ancient Order of the Prissy Unicorn. And the other a master spy and the only Vatican-sanctioned street pimp!
Who are the Enclave? What plans do they have to extinguish the Lord of the Undead once and for all? And will there be enough sticky buns?
-
15 min
Ep 4 - Where There is Juan, There is Two
Episode 4
Show notes
Dracula's world continues to be smothered in loneliness. When his anger causes an argument with Juan, the BFF offers a tough love solution.
There's a new girl in town. Visiting her aunt and uncle… from the far away land of America! Rumor has it she's eager to find out if the legendary passions of Dracula are for reals. And like all American women under 30, she's a virgin!
Will Miriam be the one who ends the Prince of Darkness' dickie drought?
-
18 min
Ep 5 - American Cuisine, with a side of Hummina-Hummina Haaa!
Episode 5
Show notes
This is the episode everyone has been waiting for... Dracula visits the new village virgin, Miriam! But who is seducing who?
To ensure we present a tender narrative about hippular friction, we have asked our male writers to take their dude bro pens out of the room. And we've turned this sexy, dangerous rendezvous over to highly-praised Erotica writer, Melissa Vanderhump.
Look away, listeners! This audio podcast is sassy.
-
17 min
Ep 6 - The Enemy of my Enemy Still Hates Me
Episode 6
Show notes
Teabag McJoy, holy warrior. Sister Agnes, the Mo Fo Superior. SD P'Tang, street pimp extraordinaire. Calling together the world's mightest heroes and enemies of Dracula!
Sit in on a meeting with THE ENCLAVE. Plans are set in stone. The net is cast. And scones are served.
All this... and Flathead Kate!
You're welcome.
-
18 min
Ep 7 - Her Name was Gretchen, with Two Big T’s
Episode 7
Show notes
Dracula wallows in a walk of shame after his night with Miriam, the American virgin. His mind can't help but wander to... Gretchen. Reliving the first time they met. And yeah. Probably doing the hummina-hummina haaa.
As always, Juan is there to pick up the pieces. But most importantly, we finally answer your #1 fan request--- Chad the Hippie Werewolf pays a visit!
It's full moon fever, shrouded in a fog bank of weed.
-
20 min
Ep 8 - Series Recap in 5 Words or less!
Episode 8
Show notes
Sister Agnes, Teabag McJoy, and SD P'Tang call an emergency meeting to finalize the extermination of Dracula!
Chardonnay Wafflehutt hijacks the recording studio!
And legendary TV gameshow host, Sparky Guidonian, puts the pressure on the Enclave to name the Top 3 Destinations Dracula might escape to in America.
If you can guess them, loyal listener, you win a dream date with Sparky!
-
17 min
Ep 9 - My Safe Word is ’Stroodlehymen’
Episode 9
Show notes
Dracula! Gretchen Von Stroodlehymen! The night they escaped the Secret Sisterhood of the Divine Traveling Ya-Yas!
At last, the story of their forbidden love plays out! Questions are answered. Fates are determined. Do wishful winkees and hopeful hoo-has live happily ever after?
Plus Chardonnay Wafflehutt shares his own romantic night with ABBA.
That's in your head now. Forever.
-
26 min
Ep 10 - The Grand Finale! How are we still on?
Episode 10
Show notes
The Prince of Darkness finally leaves the protection of Transylvania. The Enclave locks down every airport in Europe. Their best assassins wait in the target destinations of New York, Florida, and New Orleans!
Will Juan's plan to get Dracula to America work? Can he survive traveling economy class? And who is the enemy hot on his trail?
Grab your Winkee! It's the Grand Finale!
-
6 min
Dracula Exposed! Interview with a Winkee Bonus
Episode 1
Show notes
Legendary Hollywood narrator, Chardonnay Wafflehutt, travels to a secret location to interview an insider with direct knowledge of the Prince of Darkness!
Are the ancient audio recordings found in Transylvania the diary of Dracula? Did the two brothers who discovered them really follow an armadillo into a cave? Who are Teabag McJoy, SD P'Tang, and the Secret Sisterhood of the Divine Travelling Ya-Yas?
And most importantly, is it possible that Dracula still exists today?
Are you ready for the truth? We also have pizza rolls. Mmm. Pizza rolls.
-
10 min
Dracula's 1st Annual WINKEE Awards! Bonus
Episode 1
Show notes
Join us in a celebration of DRACULA'S WINKEE- SEASON ONE. Spotlighting you, the fans!
"Dracula's Winkee is like a pinball machine. The comedy comes from everywhere and never where you expect it!"
"I laughed so much, I listened two times, just to catch everything!"
"The biggest evil is I have to wait for Season Two now!"
Hosted by legendary Hollywood narrator, Chardonnay Wafflehutt, with presenters Teabag McJoy, SD P'Tang, and Juan the armadillo! Special appearances by Sister Agnes and the Prince of Darkness himself, Dracula!
DW S1 is a secret code only Winkee Huggers can break.
-
6 min
Quality Time with DRACULA’S WINKEE! Bonus
Episode 1
Show notes
Your one-stop direct communications for all things DRACULA'S WINKEE!
Best BFF forever Juan the armadillo gives his weekly affirmation to turn that frown upside down. That means a smile!
Legendary Hollywood narrator Chardonnay Wafflehutt answers your fan questions-- with brutal honesty-- in Ask Chardonnay!
And we join in prayer with the matriarch of the Secret Sisterhood of the Divine Traveling Ya-Yas, the Mo Fo Superior, Sister Agnes. Edited for a PG 13 rating.
Bring it in, Winkee Huggers!
-
4 min
Dracula’s Winkee Season 1 trailer! Trailer
Show notes
While vacationing in Transylvania, two brothers followed an armadillo into a cave. And discovered ancient recordings... the actual audio diary of Dracula!
The Prince of Darkness. Holy warrior nuns and Vatican-sanctioned street pimps. And forbidden lust at a time long before OnlyFans.
Whether you're looking to binge something new, or Winkee Huggers hungry for more, legendary Hollywood narrator, Chardonnay Wafflehutt, brings you all 10 episodes of DRACULA'S WINKEE SEASON ONE!
-
4 min
Dracula's Winkee Season Two trailer! Trailer
Show notes
It's Season Two-- Dracula in America!
A new adventure in a new world! Finding new lovers. Enjoying new cuisine. And pursued by righteous enemies- Holy warrior Teabag McJoy. Vatican-sanctioned street pimp SD P'Tang. And the Mo Fo Superior Sister Agnes!
The Prince of Darkness. Now with more nudity than legally allowed in an audio podcast. Premieres October 9th! Are you ready to grab ahold of Dracula's Winkee?
-
5 min
Dracula's Winkee Exposed! - The Enclave Bonus
Episode 1
Show notes
Welcome to the Season 2 Special giving an exclusive look into Dracula's Winkee!
Every week, legendary Hollywood narrator Chardonnay Wafflehutt introduces the players, all the way up to the Season 2 Premiere on October 9th.
This episode we meet the sworn enemies of the Prince of Darkness- THE ENCLAVE! Who are the new "heroes" hunting down Dracula? And why the hell is Mark Ruffalo there?
-
6 min
Dracula's Winkee Exposed! - The Lost Diary of Dracula Bonus
Episode 2
Show notes
The Exposed exclusive continues, as legendary Hollywood narrator Chardonnay Wafflehutt interviews the people who were there when it all began.
This episode, we meet Samuel and Ignatius-- the Derriere Brothers! While vacationing in Transylvania, they followed an armadillo into a cave. There, in clay jars, they discovered ancient recordings. The long lost audio diaries of Dracula!
Are you prepared to grasp the origin of the Winkee?
-
6 min
Dracula's Winkee Exposed! - Gretchen Bloom... Kinda Psychic Bonus
Episode 3
Show notes
The Exposed interviews conclude as legendary Hollywood narrator Chardonnay Wafflehutt brings us a Halloween surprise!
We sit down with renowned medium Gretchen Bloom…Kinda Psychic! Along with her assistant Vincent, they will contact the spirit world for forbidden secrets from Season Two. Madame Bloom may be right less than 50% of the time, but it's with amazing accuracy!
The Season 2 Premiere is upon us. Are you ready for Dracula to unleash the Winkee?
Season 2
-
23 min
S2 Ep 1 - Dracula...Chews Life...Drinks Blood
Episode 1
Show notes
As foretold by the prophets and Draft Kings… The PREMIERE of SEASON 2!
Dracula in America! Flying into the land where dreams come true. Detroit. Escaping his enemies- The Enclave- to find adventure in a New World. Forbidden loves. Forbidden horror. Moderately accepted snacks.
It is time to ride the Winkee!
-
21 min
S2 Ep 2 - Trouble in Paradise. Huey Lewis was right.
Episode 2
Show notes
Dracula lands in Detroit, and finds the Murder Capital of the World is not at all what was described.
Sister Agnes, SD P'Tang, and Teabag McJoy bond over Game Night at Yummy Tummy. Oh, those fun personal questions. Who doesn't want to hear about Sister Agnes' impure thoughts?
And speaking of fun, legendary TV host Sparky Guidonian swings by to promote his newest game show 'What Would a Boomer call that Person?' Guess which one will get us canceled first!
Comedy Fiction lists
More Comedy Fiction shows picked out from the charts
More in Comedy Fiction
Placed highest on Apple Podcasts' Comedy Fiction chart right now
