Elden Dogs (An Elden Ring Podcast)

Patreon Release Date: May 20th 2026

What's life without a little Seppuku? Episode 2 of Ashes of War has us tackling so many amazing ashes. If you want a cold dagger or a poison halberd, this will be your guide!

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Patreon Release Date: May 10th 2026

In this special presentation, Dylan and Brad discuss the one and only Dark Souls 1. It only took about 7 years of yelling at Brad, but he finally played it. This will be a 2 part series, so don't expect the depth and detail of a usual Elden Dogs episode.

This is a cross-post with our other podcast, Raw Dogs. So check that out for more amazing gaming content!

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Patreon Release Date: May 6th 2026

Elden Dogs is back! After a very long hiatus, Tyler and Brad convene to discuss Ashes of War. The system is incredibly robust and can be a bit confusing.

In part 1, we do our overview before going into the Heavy, Keen, and Quality affinities.

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Patreon Release Date: Jun 15th 2025

Weapons Covered:

Light Bows
Bows
Great Bows
Crossbows
Ballistae
Staves
Seals
Paulie Walnuts from the Sopranos

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Patreon Release Date: Mar 20th 2025

Part 10 of the Bestiary features a bunch of heavy hitters. We go to Messmer's bedroom and beat up that nerd. After a strange night of camping, we punch Midra is his fiery nose. And Radahn steals our lunch money.

This episode is coming 3 days early because we love and appreciate you. Sorry for the various episodes having a variable release schedule lately. Things will settle down soon!

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Patreon Release Date: Jul 20th 2025

Shadow of the Erdtree brings a whole new batch of magical nonsense to fling at your enemies. Sorceries now include space rocks and a massive pair of twin moons, while incantations let you fling little fire snakes or throw healing spells from a distance!

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Patreon Release Date: Aug 17th 2025

Heck, what are we doing here people? We are talking about items for a whole episode? That's right Tarnished!

The Inventory holds many secrets and oddities and we need to discuss them. I guarantee you will learn something today!

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Patreon Release Date: Mar 10th 2025

Our journey through the Land of Shadow continues as we discuss the wacky and weird denizens of this forsaken land.

The hippopotamus is not a hippo. The Fire Knights are spoiled brats. And the Curseblade would be fantastic in a fighting game. Only 25 enemies left to go!

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Patreon Release Date: Jun 1st 2025

Weapons Covered:

Reapers
Whips
Hand-to-Hand Arts
Fists
Claws
Beast Claws
Throwing Blades
Perfume Bottles
Torches
Shields

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Patreon Release Date: Feb 23rd 2025

The Bestiary has returned! In this beloved series, we break down every single varmint and miscreant in the Land of Shadow.

Join us we discuss the Shadow Undead, Man-Flies, and the Bloodfiends. Are Giant Electric Sheep a good thing? Why would anyone kill a horse? And is it a metal band?

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Patreon Release Date: Jun 30th 2025

Freyja and Ansbach are here to discuss all of our favorite friends! ...and Queelign. This episode dives into all of the spirit ashes from the DLC.

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Patreon Release Date: Apr 8th, 2024

How did this turn into 7 episodes?! I guess it's just too much fun talking about the various denizens of the Lands Between.

In our final episode of Bestiary (at least until the DLC), we venture to the Haligtree to discuss monstrous musicians and badass rotten knights. We then venture to Farum Azula to talk about Dragons and Beastmen. Finally, we end on the Elden Beast.

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Patreon Release Date: May 18th 2025

Weapons Covered:
Great Hammers
Colossal Weapons
Spears
Great Spears
Halberds

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Patreon Release Date: May 24th, 2024

Our journey through the various friends and not-so-friends of the Lands Between continues as we venture into the Mountaintops of the Giants!
First, we stop in the beautiful ruins of Zamor to discuss basketball! Then, we reminisce on House Hoslow and the trouser-less heroes of their house. Finally, we talk a whole lot about fire. Fire giants, black flames, and fires on top of your head!

Patreon Release Date: May 7th 2025

Tarnished go Bonk!
Weapons Covered:
Axes
Greataxes
Hammers
Flails

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Patreon Release Date: Feb 25th, 2024

There's a lot of enemies in this game! Gideon and Alexander crack open a couple of cold ones to discuss the denizens of the Lands Between!

We start at the Ruin Strewn Precipice and the horrors of latin music, before we venture into the Altus Plateau to discuss the skinning of gods or even just all the men in the village. Writhing rotmounds and spiritcaller snails, we talk about a whole lot of disgusting filth!

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Patreon Release Date: Apr 20th, 2025

Lots of heavy-hitters in Part 2 of our Weapons series. There Will Be Blood!
Weapons Covered:
Thrusting Swords
Great Thrusting Swords
Curved Swords
Curved Greatswords
Backhand Blades
Katanas
Great Katanas
Twinblades

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Patreon Release Date: Jan 28th, 2024

The Underground Cities. You fear to go beneath the Lands Between. The Nox pushed their experiments too greedily and delved too deep into parts of the universe better left unknown. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Ainsel... really big ants.

The Bestiary continues Tarnished! In this episode we cover enemies mostly situated in Caria Manor, the Underground Rivers, the cities of the Nox, and the Moonlit Altar.

Watch out for the Basilisks...

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Patreon Release Date: Jun 3rd 2024

Take a set Tarnished. Today, Alexander and Sir Gideon convene to discuss the wide world of incantations in the Lands Between.

These spells cover many attacks, buffs, debuffs, and enhancements. If you want to shoot frosty dragon breath or shoot a frickin laser beam out of your eye, this is the episode for you!

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Patreon Release Date: Jan 14th 2024

Our journey through the Lands Between continues as we tackle the Lakes of Liurnia!

We tackle the artificial Albinaurics, the crunchy Crystallians, and the hellspawn that are Crayfish. Seriously, we hate crayfish.

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