Podcast

Football Absurdity

Fantasy Sports, Sports

A weekly fantasy football podcast from Football Absurdity.

Episodes
20
Releases
Weekly
Typical length
1 hr 22 min
On air since
2026
Latest episode
1 week ago

Episodes

20 episodes, newest first

  1. Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 7 Preview AKA “Rasheed Rice… Rasheed Rice”

    Show notes

    Mike, Walker & Jeff discuss all of week seven’s action!

    https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/2026week7preview.mp3

    1 hr 50 min
  2. Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 6 Preview AKA “Corn Pop Douglas”

    Show notes

    Walker, Mike & Jeff preview week six and laugh about Bo Nix being garbage

    Here’s that Nikola Jokic pass that we talked about: https://bsky.app/profile/ohnohedidnt24.bsky.social/post/3my23wfwf522x

    https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/2026week6preview.mp3

    1 hr 49 min
  3. Week 5 Preview AKA “Kyle Pitts Rizzed Up Baby Gronk”

    Show notes

    Mike, Walker and Jeff review Thursday Night Football and preview all of week five’s fantasy football action!

    https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/2026week5.mp3

    2 hr 3 min
  4. Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 4 Preview AKA “Dalton Rizzler”

    Show notes

    Jeff breaks down TNF and the week four slate

    https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/week4preview.mp3

    1 hr 50 min
  5. 2026 Week 3 Preview AKA “THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!”

    Show notes

    Walker, Mike & Jeff preview week three and review Thursday Night Football.

    https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/2026week3preview.mp3

    2 hr 17 min
  6. Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 2 Preview & TNF Review AKA “Beware the Bhayshul Tuten Industrial Complex”

    Show notes

    Walker is on assignment, Mike is out being the world’s foremost Sacramento River Cats fan, and Jeff takes you around the NFL to discuss all fifteen games this weekend and also how cool Josh Allen is.

    https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/2026week2preview.mp3

    1 hr 29 min
  7. Football Absurdity Podcast: Week 1 Preview AKA “I am Detroit Lions”

    Show notes

    Walker, Mike & Jeff recap the NE/SEA and SF/LAR games, and then dive into the remainder of the week one slate!

    https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/2026week1preview.mp3

    2 hr 19 min
  8. The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 9 – The Mock Draft AKA “Tony Comes Full Circle”

    Show notes

    Tony, Jeff, Waleed, and Evan complete the series by doing a mock draft with six wonderful members of our Discord community. Tony gets to put his schooling to the test and learns that the real auction strategy is the friends that we made along the way.

    Thank you for listening along!

    Mock Draft Board Here: https://sleeper.com/draft/nfl/1398790918617772032

    https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/ep9themockdraft.mp3

    1 hr 47 min
  9. Football Absurdity Podcast: Preseason “Does it Matter” AKA “Jeremiyah Hate”

    Show notes

    Walker, Jeff and Mike talk all the news that’s fit to print in the first two weeks of preseason (and some that isn’t), and finally play CHOPPED OR UNC

    https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/08/doesitmatter2026.mp3

    1 hr 16 min
  10. The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 8 – AAV Targets AKA “Replacing Tyler Higbee”

    Show notes

    Hi everyone! This is episode six of a limited-run podcast with Jeff Krisko from the Football Absurdity Podcast, Tony Martin from the THfantaC Podcast, and Waleed Ismail & Evan Hoovler from the Mock Taps on Draft Livestream (from the Football Absurdity YouTube page)!

    The goal of this series is to get you from a fantasy football snake-draft player to an auction-draft player, and it will cover everything from how an auction works to how to exploit your league mates’ psychological weaknesses to dominate them.

    In this episode, we discuss our favorite players at cost.

    https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/08/aavtargets.mp3

    54 min
  11. The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 7 – Bench Strategy AKA “Dua Lipa’s Doula Duo”

    Show notes

    Hi everyone! This is episode six of a limited-run podcast with Jeff Krisko from the Football Absurdity Podcast, Tony Martin from the THfantaC Podcast, and Waleed Ismail & Evan Hoovler from the Mock Taps on Draft Livestream (from the Football Absurdity YouTube page)!

    The goal of this series is to get you from a fantasy football snake-draft player to an auction-draft player, and it will cover everything from how an auction works to how to exploit your league mates’ psychological weaknesses to dominate them.

    In this episode, we discuss the strategy for building your bench.

    https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/08/toolboxbench.mp3

    55 min
  12. The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 6 – Wide Receiver Strategies AKA “Projer Goodell”

    Show notes

    Hi everyone! This is episode six of a limited-run podcast with Jeff Krisko from the Football Absurdity Podcast, Tony Martin from the THfantaC Podcast, and Waleed Ismail & Evan Hoovler from the Mock Taps on Draft Livestream (from the Football Absurdity YouTube page)!

    The goal of this series is to get you from a fantasy football snake-draft player to an auction-draft player, and it will cover everything from how an auction works to how to exploit your league mates’ psychological weaknesses to dominate them.

    In this episode, we discuss the strategy for the wide receiver position

    https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/08/auctionwrs.mp3

    47 min
  13. The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 5 – Running Back Strategies AKA “Justin Jeffries”

    Show notes

    Hi everyone! This is episode five of a limited-run podcast with Jeff Krisko from the Football Absurdity Podcast, Tony Martin from the THfantaC Podcast, and Waleed Ismail & Evan Hoovler from the Mock Taps on Draft Livestream (from the Football Absurdity YouTube page)!

    The goal of this series is to get you from a fantasy football snake-draft player to an auction-draft player, and it will cover everything from how an auction works to how to exploit your league mates’ psychological weaknesses to dominate them.

    In this episode, we discuss the strategy for the most important of positions: running back!

    https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/08/auctionrbs.mp3

    48 min
  14. The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 4 – Quarterback & Tight End Strategies AKA “The Sourest of Balls”

    Show notes

    Hi everyone! This is episode four of a limited-run podcast with Jeff Krisko from the Football Absurdity Podcast, Tony Martin from the THfantaC Podcast, and Waleed Ismail & Evan Hoovler from the Mock Taps on Draft Livestream (from the Football Absurdity YouTube page)!

    The goal of this series is to get you from a fantasy football snake-draft player to an auction-draft player, and it will cover everything from how an auction works to how to exploit your league mates’ psychological weaknesses to dominate them.

    In this episode, we discuss the strategy for the “onesie” positions: quarterback and tight end

    https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/08/ep4qbte.mp3

    46 min
  15. The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 3 – Nominations & Bidding AKA “Anchor RB Babies”

    Show notes

    Hi everyone! This is episode three of a limited-run podcast with Jeff Krisko from the Football Absurdity Podcast, Tony Martin from the THfantaC Podcast, and Waleed Ismail & Evan Hoovler from the Mock Taps on Draft Livestream (from the Football Absurdity YouTube page)!

    The goal of this series is to get you from a fantasy football snake-draft player to an auction-draft player, and it will cover everything from how an auction works to how to exploit your league mates’ psychological weaknesses to dominate them.

    In this episode, we discuss the core mechanic of auction drafts: nominations and bidding on players.

    https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/08/ep3nomsandbids-1.mp3

    58 min
  16. Hello, Sharks! 2026 AKA “Rankth”

    Show notes

    Walker, Mike & Jeff provide analytical profiles for players, and the others have to decide if they are interested in that player based solely on that analytical profile for 2026 fantasy football redraft leagues!

    https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/08/hellosharks2026.mp3

    45 min
  17. The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 2 – Pre-Draft Prep & Auction Values AKA “Non-Union Gang Members”

    Show notes

    Hi everyone! This is episode one of a limited-run podcast with Jeff Krisko from the Football Absurdity Podcast, Tony Martin from the THfantaC Podcast, and Waleed Ismail & Evan Hoovler from the Mock Taps on Draft Livestream (from the Football Absurdity YouTube page)!

    The goal of this series is to get you from a fantasy football snake-draft player to an auction-draft player, and it will cover everything from how an auction works to exploiting the psychological weaknesses of your leaguemates to dominate them.

    In this episode, we discuss pre-draft preparation that would differ from snake drafts.

    https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/08/episode2aavpricesetting.mp3

    50 min
  18. The 10 Do’s & 500 Don’ts of Auction Drafts: Part 1 – Introduction to Auctions AKA “Hammy Botox”

    Show notes

    Hi everyone! This is episode one of a limited-run podcast with Jeff Krisko from the Football Absurdity Podcast, Tony Martin from the THfantaC Podcast, and Waleed Ismail & Evan Hoovler from the Mock Taps on Draft Livestream (from the Football Absurdity YouTube page)!

    The goal of this series is to get you from a fantasy football snake-draft player to an auction-draft player, and it will cover everything from how an auction works to exploiting the psychological weaknesses of your leaguemates to dominate them.

    In this episode, we provide you with an introduction to the format.

    https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/08/episode1intro.mp3

    37 min
  19. Fantasy Football Divisional Preview: AFC North AKA “Dr. Umar Cooper Jr.”

    Show notes

    Walker & Jeff round out our divisional preview series with the AFC North!

    https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/07/afcnorth2026.mp3

    1 hr 31 min
  20. 2026 Fantasy Football Divisional Preview: AFC South AKA “You Shough Me All Night Long”

    Show notes

    Walker, Mike, and Jeff preview the fantasy football prospects of the AFC South!

    https://cdn.footballabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/07/afcsouthpreview.mp3

    1 hr 31 min