Grand Sumo Breakdown

The last basho of 2026 has arrived.

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How'd this one go? Uh, well... bad.

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Jake walks us through the results from our 8th annual popularity poll. Lots of graphics in this one, so we recommend watching on YouTube rather than listening to the audio-only version if you can.

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Our coverage of the last basho of 2026 begins with a banzuke prediction that alternates from easy to baffling.

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Popularity Poll Link

Join us to discuss a week 2 that was very different from week 1. Also make sure to take our annual popularity poll! Results will be analyzed and presented as an upcoming bonus episode.

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*SPOILERS THRU DAY 8*

Familiar names at the top of the leaderboard, yet still feels a little weird somehow?

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Will Kirishima earn the rope? Will Aonishiki keep up the momentum? Will Atamifuji get promoted? Will either yokozuna show up at all?

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Not our best performance... But not really the banzuke committee's either?

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Ryan prepares us for the doozie to come.

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A real banger of a basho. A sensation. A winner. A hit. A dinger. We had a blast.

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***SPOILERS THRU DAY 8***

Halfway through and things are going... ok? Are we optimistic yet?

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Which wrestlers are healthy? Which ones are still hurt? Nobody knows!

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This is the first go-around since the JSA put a new guy in charge of the committee that makes the banzuke. So how did Ryan do? Pretty good! Actually... everyone did pretty good?

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Ryan feels good about this one, but the spectre of the new banzuke committee looms...

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Madness reigns. The dark clouds of chaos gather over the san-yaku ranks.

Ryan follows through on a funny punishment though, so that's nice.

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*SPOILERS THROUGH DAY 8*

What a weird basho. Was the era of stability really that short? Are we back to the Times of Chaos?

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The GSB boys try to revive some of the hype that the March basho killed.

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Does this banzuke... actually make sense?

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A fun shake up in our Ozeki ranks.

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For real this time, we promise.

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