HARD LAUNCH with Dan and Phil podcast

Is it flirting if a barista winks at you?

Episode 49

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From coffees to furry character actors, people won't stop giving us eyes, and Dan is offending people across America.

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Nov 2, 2026 37 min

Do we remember our first times together?

Episode 48

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We test each other's fond memories of 17 years ago, as Phil gets his belly out and starts international discourse.

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Oct 26, 2026 35 min

Our Baby is One Year Old

Episode 47

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We celebrate the first birthday of this podcast with exclusive lore reveals, awards and some sentimental reflections. THANK YOU FOR LISTENING AND SUPPORTING!!
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Oct 19, 2026 44 min

Who is the Mum and Dad in our relationship

Episode 46

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We assign heteronormative gender roles just for fun as we try to avoid being haunted by The Towers.

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Oct 12, 2026 35 min

We Are Phungover

Episode 45

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We survived a fire alarm, hot security guards, a military parade and the dreaded purple buzzball to bring you this episode.

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Oct 5, 2026 34 min

Male podcasting from a Midwest Motel

Episode 44

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Our first episode on the road has thin walls, after we third-wheeled and rawdogged an international flight.

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Sep 28, 2026 34 min

There's a Wolf in the room

Episode 43

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Phil is extra moist from his milking and Dan had an alien encounter at the embassy.

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Sep 21, 2026 30 min

Spilling our infamous high school stories

Episode 42

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Phil reminisces on his single emo-boy era and Dan gets into ear-play.

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Sep 14, 2026 36 min

Did Dan's Grandma know we were dating?

Episode 41

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Situationship final boss meets 60 years of marriage - but what does Veronica make of modern relationships and male podcasts?

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Sep 7, 2026 37 min

Saying goodbye to everyone we've ever known

Episode 40

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we're dipping, disrupting funerals and serving phunt on the red carpet

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Aug 31, 2026 33 min

Dan inserts Phil into his memories

Episode 39

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We discuss the hubris of this male podcast as we fall helplessly through time.

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Aug 10, 2026 37 min

Romance is dead but at least I smell nice

Episode 38

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Phil had a foamy accident and Dan just pointed and laughed. UK PEEPS: PLEASE VOTE FOR US IN THE BRITISH PODCAST AWARDS! CLICK HERE ON THE APP!: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/37i9dQZF1DX74ZgzrlyH29 💜

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Aug 3, 2026 35 min

We 3D Scanned our Naked Bodies

Episode 37

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We get a new perspective on our cracks and Phil fails to bladdermax.

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Jul 27, 2026 35 min

A Forensic Investigator Came to our House

Episode 36

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We are accused of a heinous act of destruction and furry art makes us football fans.

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Jul 20, 2026 36 min

Addressing the Phil 2009 Leak

Episode 35

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Phil gets exposed by his University and Dan mogs every immigration officer.

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Jul 13, 2026 39 min

We let a fan ask us ANYTHING

Episode 34

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We give away a golden pig and discuss the recent injury / upcoming arrest.

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Jul 6, 2026 37 min

Addressing the elephant in the room

Episode 33

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Dan would like to say THANK YOU and Phil would like to RESPOND to the message that he received.

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Jun 29, 2026 34 min

The Colonic Irrigation Incident

Episode 32

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Dan finally shares his 'accidental hose' story and Phil yearns to cycle with no clothes.

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Jun 22, 2026 34 min

Dan’s Depressing Birthday Surprise 🖤

Episode 31

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It's big D's big D(ay) and we both end up with black tongues.

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Jun 15, 2026 40 min

Our first pride as a collaboratively gay duo

Episode 30

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We celebrate Pride month by looking at our queer lives - from first bars, to dream euthanasia pods.

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Jun 1, 2026 35 min

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