Hello Dysfunction

It doesn’t feel like Halloween, doctor’s scales are liars, always thrift wool and Brian is dead. Hippos love pumpkins, being cringe on IG, maga minaj is embarrassing and age gap relationships are gross.

For early and uncensored releases, weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, and live streams join us on Patreon!
http://patreon.com/hellodysfunction

Subscribe and watch on YouTube!
https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction

Follow us on IG:
http://instagram.com/hellodysfunction

Submit your questions/stories:
http://hellodysfunctionpodcast.com/

I want a mannequin with lashes, lipstick, and absolutely no fucking surprises. Unfortunately, buying one used has me asking questions I never wanted to ask.
Lev and I get into cheap lipstick, the phonetic alphabet I apparently missed, and why I’m not trailing behind any fucking man. Then we’re reading your shadiest confessions: car damage, messy friend groups, betrayal, and a prank call with a very suspicious response. Plus, birthday love and a little movie and documentary talk.

https://www.patreon.com/hellodysfunction
Watch and subscribe on YouTube!
https://www.youtube.com/@hellodysfunction
Follow us on Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/hellodysfunction
Submit your questions and stories:
https://hellodysfunctionpodcast.com

A $50 Taco Bell order turns into a very humbling phone call. Pat is solo this week, talking lash-appointment panic, iced coffee at job interviews, and knowing when to apologize. Plus, more of your shadiest stories—including hidden cash, an unexpected car, and a husband who moved into the roommate’s bedroom.

For weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, early releases and live streams, join us on Patreon!
https://www.patreon.com/hellodysfunction

Watch and subscribe on YouTube!
https://www.youtube.com/@hellodysfunction

Follow us on Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/hellodysfunction

Submit your questions and stories:
https://hellodysfunctionpodcast.com

Your first period, the boys are crying, Alloclae complications and Christa Pike won’t quit. No for-profit prisons, is Gypsy Rose back on her bs, self defense fashion and some kitten confessions.

For early and uncensored releases, weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, and live streams join us on Patreon!
http://patreon.com/hellodysfunction

Subscribe and watch on YouTube!
https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction

Follow us on IG:
http://instagram.com/hellodysfunction

Submit your questions/stories:
http://hellodysfunctionpodcast.com/

Fall is finally here, Gloria Estefan is alive, nail glue remover is worth it and Pat will drink iced coffee from a stranger. Justice for Nolan Wells, underwear isn’t really optional, ignoring past grossness and we have a listener in a pickle.

For early uncensored releases, weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, and live streams join us on Patreon!
http://patreon.com/hellodysfunction

Subscribe and watch on YouTube!
https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction

Follow us on IG:
http://instagram.com/hellodysfunction

Submit your questions/stories:
http://hellodysfunctionpodcast.com/

Trust your nose, no men in gynecology, floating meditation and addictive phone games. Gas station rip offs, pray for the tenderloin, worst bday gift ever and using poop to cheat.

For weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon!
http://patreon.com/hellodysfunction

Subscribe and watch on YouTube!
https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction

Follow us on IG:
http://instagram.com/hellodysfunction

Submit your questions/stories:
http://hellodysfunctionpodcast.com/

Welcome JP! Santana is 6, Pat and Lev are overheating, designer grandmacore, and Fat Joe is embarrassing. Adidas with another “mistake”, the Blueface circus continues, quaaludes making a comeback and some horrible cheating revelations. JP from The Grill joins Pat to talk music, moving to the Bay, family boundaries and keeping it professional.

❤️ Follow JP at
http://Instagram.com/jtooswavy

For weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon!
http://Patreon.com/hellodysfunction

Subscribe and watch on YouTube!
https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction

Follow us on IG:
http://Instagram.com/hellodysfunction

Submit your questions/stories:
http://hellodysfunctionpodcast.com

Pat got good biopsy news, Santana survived the dentist, Mochi is making sin biscuits and love bombing is never safe. AI is getting darker, Lexus is watching us, Blueface has a toothbrush confession, a fake 49er found love, kangaroo tail is not oxtail and maybe Lindsay is innocent?

For weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon!
http://patreon.com/hellodysfunction

Subscribe and watch on YouTube!
https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction

Follow us on IG:
http://instagram.com/hellodysfunction

Submit your questions/stories:
http://hellodysfunctionpodcast.com/

Pat had a biopsy, AIDS at the club, the Silly Summer Swap and Peez needs to fight. Praying for Chantel Brooks safe return, 20 years with Santa Muerte, flock cameras are for evil, and some really disgusting stories.

For weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon!
http://patreon.com/hellodysfunction

Subscribe and watch on YouTube!
https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction

Follow us on IG:
http://instagram.com/hellodysfunction

Submit your questions/stories:
http://hellodysfunctionpodcast.com/

Kids don’t need lashes, Pat got a unique gift, the live show is postponed, and adult humor where it doesn’t belong. Cat and Jack program, a creative paint hack, Van Gogh was a creep, and there should be a child abuse database.

For weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon!
http://patreon.com/hellodysfunction

Subscribe and watch on YouTube!
https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction

Follow us on IG:
http://instagram.com/hellodysfunction

Submit your questions/stories:
http://hellodysfunctionpodcast.com/

Getting ready for school, Pat is a driver, a mystery biopsies are medieval and Peez has a secret. A live show is coming, hoarders are dedicated, eshays are fascinating and a fun new corner of facebook.

For weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon!
http://patreon.com/hellodysfunction

Subscribe and watch on YouTube!
https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction

Follow us on IG:
http://instagram.com/hellodysfunction

Submit your questions/stories:
http://hellodysfunctionpodcast.com/

Old people forget ages, object empathy might be hereditary, the kids are obsessed with Michael Jackson the Netflix trend is getting crazy. People are lying about hiking, more hygiene nightmares, new shoe scams and some good stuff to watch.

For weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon!
http://patreon.com/hellodysfunction

Subscribe and watch on YouTube!
https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction

Follow us on IG:
http://instagram.com/hellodysfunction

Submit your questions/stories:
http://hellodysfunctionpodcast.com/

Isolating is nice, a horrible discovery, old men love young girls and more stores are scanning our face. Did Kendra overreact, no more vacation excursions, is your friend’s crush off limits and will you date someone broke?

For weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon!
http://patreon.com/hellodysfunction

Subscribe and watch on YouTube!
https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction

Follow us on IG:
http://instagram.com/hellodysfunction

Submit your questions/stories:
http://hellodysfunctionpodcast.com/

A weird sore throat, a persistent hacker, Peez is a ballerina and Pat is blocked. Monitor your kids devices, Boosie got some karma, scary poop stories and even scarier ghost tales.

For weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon!
http://patreon.com/hellodysfunction

Subscribe and watch on YouTube!
https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction

Follow us on IG:
http://instagram.com/hellodysfunction

Submit your questions/stories:
http://hellodysfunctionpodcast.com/

Pat is turning into that cat lady, Lev has a new friend, July 5th is Dre Day and justice for Nolan Wells! Chris Brown is a menace, stealing sauce, stop using the robots and check your creepy friends.

For weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon!
http://patreon.com/hellodysfunction

Subscribe and watch on YouTube!
https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction

Follow us on IG:
http://instagram.com/hellodysfunction

Submit your questions/stories:
http://hellodysfunctionpodcast.com/

Happy Birthday Big Juice, late night recording, some must see documentaries and a lengthy reintroduction.

For weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon!
http://patreon.com/hellodysfunction

Subscribe and watch on YouTube!
https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction

Follow us on IG:
http://instagram.com/hellodysfunction

Submit your questions/stories:
http://hellodysfunctionpodcast.com/

Summer camp sounds good, free cussing days, shoutout to the great dads and happy birthday Bunny!! Flower wars, no sleepovers, an internal yawn and put on a bra.

For weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon!
http://patreon.com/hellodysfunction

Subscribe and watch on YouTube!
https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction

Follow us on IG:
http://instagram.com/hellodysfunction

Submit your questions/stories:
http://hellodysfunctionpodcast.com/

Summer break has started, Bunny is turning 18, some wild documentaries and Peez needs a band-aid. Don’t declaw animals, no eye contact, figging not fogging and humans need two sleeps.

For weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon!
http://patreon.com/hellodysfunction

Subscribe and watch on YouTube!
https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction

Follow us on IG:
http://instagram.com/hellodysfunction

Submit your questions/stories:
http://hellodysfunctionpodcast.com/

Welcome Natalia! Being a true LA girly, early face tattoos, being allergic to THC and recreating hood classics. Running multiple businesses while honoring a relatable upbringing, filling a space in the party scene, creating high quality cosmetics and continuously inspiring others.

❤️ Follow Natalia at
http://Instagram.com/nataliagold
http://bella-dona.com
http://honeybgold.com
http://Scamandjam.com

For weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon!
http://patreon.com/hellodysfunction

Subscribe and watch on YouTube!
https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction

Follow us on IG:
http://instagram.com/hellodysfunction

Submit your questions/stories:
http://hellodysfunctionpodcast.com/

Welcome Alex! Surround yourself with creatives, long live Mook Life, debunking harmful PH rumors and SW is hard work. Unexplained censorship, viewers can spot a fraud, reviewing top searches and secret fun at work.

❤️ Follow Alex at
http://Instagram.com/alexkekesi

For weekly bonus episodes, HD chat, early releases and live streams join us on Patreon!
http://patreon.com/hellodysfunction

Subscribe and watch on YouTube!
https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction

Follow us on IG:
http://instagram.com/hellodysfunction

Submit your questions/stories:
http://hellodysfunctionpodcast.com/