Highly Amusing

We all know that hypocrisy is annoying, which bothers us because we all do it. You know what else bothers us? Amy Poehler ahead of us in the podcast rankings. You know what to do Highly Amusing fans: kidnap Amy and bring her to us like that one scene in Christmas Vacation, and then we tell her how we feel and she gives us big enough bonus to put in a pool.

Have you ever said a church founder was a pedophile? Why not? A ton of them are. Anyway, it can save you up to 10% of your income. Keep listening to learn more.

Today Dayna also pitches everyone on the idea of a laundromat that is nice and doesn't let poor people in. She thinks they should sleep in dirty bedding for at least a year. Intrigued? Offended? Either way, stay tuned!

You may have heard that we are in trouble with the Mormons, but if you're reading this there's also a chance you're the little tattle tale who told the Mormons. Don't worry, the flack you'll get in this mortal plane for being a little loser is worth it considering the new fourth tier of heaven you'll be granted in the afterlife. And it comes with unlimited baby making with Joseph Smith or Brigham Young.

What does it mean to be unlicensed? Does it matter? How does that make you feel? Well you just got unlicensed therapied. You're welcome. You are now unlicensed as well.

What if you realized one day that you were a narcissist, but it was okay, because you were a narcissist in a new way that made you better than all the others?

We explore this and other ideas, but not too many, so don't get yourself all worked up.

It's October now, so we also preview two scary movies that are older than you are. It's spooky. Spooky-- scary! Boys becoming men; men becoming wolves.

We know why you're here. It's not for the friendly conversations or the laughs-- it's for cold hard facts. That's why we talked about CERN, and that's why we talk about the science of a man dying and then being a squirrel later, because we love science. So come get your degree in little kids saying weird things and their moms thinking they're a Victorian witch.

Sometimes a book comes along that is so bad, you need to form a book club to cover it. We did it, and now we're a full time book club podcast. In fact, if you're illiterate, you're not allowed to read these description. We don't need no illiterations just racking up our listener totals because they can't read our podcast the way Joseph Smith intended.

You ever get lost in the woods? Sure, as a kid-- we all did that, but have you ever been courageous enough to do it as an adult? Few are foolish enough to even attempt it, but we go there. And we can't find our way out.

Tell your friends!

What should you tell them? IDK, I'd probably have friends if I stopped asking them to subscribe in real life.

Book of Donald Stories that my Fox News tells to me!

Pete, we're so glad you're here. This was all for you, sorry that we forgot to talk about you as much as we wanted to, but we hope that it'll help you on your journey toward finally kicking the pot habit. But seriously, text me.

Also Dayna's period abruptly ends during this pod. It's exciting to hear.

This episode is for Mike Birbiglia. If you are Mike Birbiglia, Welcome! I'll make you dinner if you come over.

If you find yourself not being Mike Birbiglia, you can listen to this episode just fine, but keep in mind it's not legally required for you.

You ever record a comedy podcast with all of the somber stuff up front? You're so stupid! Who would listen to that. But wait, there's more!

In today's special episode, Dayna imagines that she wrote a poem-- she didn't-- and that she showed it to Jack and told him it was from TikTok, and then he made dismissive comments, and she was so hurt by that. Even though it was all imagined. YOU GET TO LISTEN TO THAT AND WAY WORSE.

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Have you ever felt low? Not thinking the most positive thoughts about yourself? Did you try recording it and sharing it with the world? You're a coward-- we did it.

Join us as Dayna says the final things that need to be said by humans, and listen to her claim to not be able to understand movie plots that she fully understands.

What sort of things were you not allowed to do as a kid? We talk about it, but honestly who cares? That sort of thing is considered knowledge, and Dayna teaches us that those kind of things aren't important.

She also might suggest that Einstein and Isaac Newton were both William Shakespeare, so you probably have a lot to not learn.

Dayna has refused to interview Bernie Sanders unless he comes prepared with a funny story straight from his soul. We spend a major chunk of this pod discussing movies that are best viewed without any knowledge beforehand, and despite being unable to learn anything at all, Dayna has 100% good ideas this episode. What a coincidence.

This one is urgent. Today we break the story on why AI wants your photos, and why it's related to your DNA. Also, can you tell the difference between two different kinds of mammals? Dayna takes the plunge on this impressive challenge, probably because the holy ghost made her do it.

Most of us know that Dayna is something of a scientist herself, but she goes beyond the limits of human brain science in this week's episode.

We talk about Jesus, aliens and the power of anime and friendship. Be a friend and join our religion. We're both co-prophet.

Have you ever done a science before? Today we delve into Higgs Boson, Dark Matter, and if maybe the time lines were reset and you are a version of yourself from the future, so nothing too complicated.

Come join us and don't fall behind in science class

What if you could marry a famous person, and do it in a famous arena, and the ceremony is hosted by the classiest man alive; Adam Sandler? You'd be rich for sure.

We did all of this years ago and it's tacky AF to copy us. Please like us and subscribe to our cooking blog.

Guys, you've only got one life to live, so don't let yourself be so bored that you sing Yankee Doodle. We'll explain, just listen.

In this episode we forget to address Father's Day in the slightest, which is a coincidence, because you probably forgot to call your dad anyway. Shame on you!

We do address the cost of living as rich people, which we aren't, but still feel it's important to decide how we'll spend our millions: on one flight or lots of good stuff. Stay tuned, fellow future rich people!