Podcast

Horror Coded

Film Reviews, TV & Film

Weekly horror reviews with honest, nuanced conversations & lots of laughs. Zach & Kenny are two chronically optimistic cine-bros who see the horror in every movie, no matter the genre. Yes, even The Lion King is Horror Coded. Scar was eaten alive…

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Film Reviews chart
#192
Episodes
4
Releases
Weekly
Typical length
1 hr 3 min
On air since
2026
Latest episode
1 week ago

Episodes

4 episodes, newest first

  1. Clayface Spoiler Review

    Show notes

    Clayface Spoiler Review

    Is Clayface the best comic book villain origin story ever made? Kenny says yes, and Zach has some notes.

    This is a FULL SPOILER review of DC’s first horror movie. If you haven’t seen it, go watch it and come back.

    Zach and Kenny break down the body horror that had Kenny’s wife watching through her hoodie, why trauma drives Clayface’s powers, Tom Rhys Harries and Naomi Ackie lifting the script, the most uncomfortable scene in a DC movie, whether Matt Hagen deserved any of it, the dance number that almost lost Zach, and what James Gunn’s DCU plans really look like now.

    Plus: the Blackometer, wet clay dreams and why Batman is in trouble.\

    Chapters:

    00:00 Two Chronically Optimistic Cine Bros

    01:48 His Edges Was Gone

    04:42 They Kept the Villain a Villain

    06:29 It’s Not His Girlfriend Tonight

    08:55 Trauma Drives Clayface’s Powers

    14:47 She Really Needs Some Aunties

    17:41 A Top-Tier Jump Scare

    18:38 Wet Clay Dreams

    23:23 Nano and AI Are the New Horror

    26:13 Better Villain Origin Than Joker

    29:57 Did the Punishment Fit the Crime?

    31:02 The Best Friend Didn’t Deserve to Die

    33:01 Don’t Hurt the Black Secretary

    34:52 We Came for the Headbusting

    38:01 The First Half Is the Better Half

    40:59 Both Actors Uplifted the Writing

    43:31 The Romance Should’ve Been Fake

    44:16 He’s on His Vegeta

    46:33 The Zavos Kill Got Us Back

    48:28 The Fiancé Didn’t Need to Exist

    51:48 You Don’t Have 4K Money

    53:50 Batman Is Going to Have a Problem

    55:16 James Gunn, That’s Not What You Said

    Horror Coded is a weekly horror movie podcast from two chronically optimistic Cine Bros who can see the horror in every movie.

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    Stay scary.

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    1 hr 2 min
  2. Whalefall Spoiler Review

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    Whalefall Spoiler Review | Horror Coded Episode 3

    On Episode 3 of Horror Coded, Kenny and Zach review Whalefall. We discuss in this movie from theater experiences while watching the film, the father - son relationship between Jay (Austin Abrams) and his father Mitt (Josh Brolin), Jay's mounting injuries, if we could survive the whale, and that annoying squid 😒

    Content Warning: discussions of suicide, terminal illness

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    Chapters

    00:00 – Whalefall Spoiler Review

    01:05 – That Squid Was a Jerk

    01:44 – Kenny Played Himself

    04:08 – Complex Dads & Soft Lungs

    15:22 – Neil deGrasse Tyson Was Right

    18:27 – The Whale Didn’t Deserve That

    19:49 – You Ever Been Swallowed Up?

    24:00 – Is Whalefall A Horror Movie?

    28:38 – Acid, Claws & Broken Ankles

    32:54 – Dragon Ball Z Time

    41:33 – Could Zach & Kenny Survive Whalefall?

    47:02 - Josh Brolin’s Force Ghost

    48:46 – Orcas: The Thugs of The Sea

    01:01:00 – Black-O-Meter: Whalefall Edition / Final Grades

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    1 hr 5 min
  3. Other Mommy Spoiler Review

    Episode 2

    Show notes

    Critics hated Other Mommy. We had a blast. On Episode 2 of Horror Coded, Kenny and Zach break down Other Mommy, starring Jessica Chastain as both Ursula and the shapeshifting entity after her daughter, Bela.

    CHAPTERS

    0:00 WiFi from HELL 01:40 Is Zach is Other Daddy? 07:33 Is the classic-or-trash mentality ruining movie discourse? 09:59 The Blackest moment of the movie 12:03 Other Mommy did not care if you knew she existed 18:59 The boyfriend giving the husband a gun 20:34 Ursula knew that security code 🧐24:37 The shoeless Ghostbusters got what they deserved 25:35 CALL GRANDMA! 26:48 The creepy ball pit scene 27:21 How you lose with all them powers? 29:33 Is this a horror movie? 34:43 The young actress who played Bela was incredible 42:16 Our CODE 🟢🟡🔴 rating, which somehow leads to Kenny giving MAGA dating advice 45:48 And one more thing...

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    48 min
  4. Resident Evil Spoiler Review

    Episode 1

    Show notes

    Episode Summary

    In the first episode Horror Coded, Zach and Kenny discuss the success of Resident Evil 2026, if they could survive as long as Bryan, the evolution of horror films, and potential directions for future installments.

    They analyze what makes horror movies resonate, the importance of character portrayal, and the possibilities of sequels and spin-offs.

    Oh... and there might be a bit of a rant about Ridley Scott.

    Key Topics

    - The evolution of horror films and their cultural impact

    - Analysis of Resident Evil 2026's success and reception

    - The importance of character portrayal in horror movies

    - Potential directions for future Resident Evil sequels

    - The balance of horror and comedy in modern films

    - The role of visual effects and sound design in horror

    - The influence of video game adaptations on film

    - The concept of heroism and survivability in horror narratives

    - The impact of trailers and marketing on horror film reception

    - Ideas for expanding the Resident Evil universe

    Keywords

    horror movies, Resident Evil, film analysis, horror genre, movie sequels, film adaptation, horror comedy, horror trends, film industry, horror franchise

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    1 hr 3 min