How Did We Get Weird with Vanessa Bayer and Jonah Bayer

This week we have a very special episode with Jonah's childhood guitar teacher, Dave Baker, who is probably better known as the guitarist for the Spazmatics and country music sensation, Kellie Pickler. However before Dave was performing at the White House and flying into aircraft carriers, he was grabbing lunch at Alesci's in Solon and running into the First Todd at the bank on a seemingly daily basis! We discuss how Dave has been able to earn a living off playing guitar for over three decades, what it was like when a 15-year-old Jonah was a "roadie" for Dave's psychedelic-inspired rock band Trip and learn about Cleveland's notorious nineties glam-rock scene that we were a little too young to experience firsthand. Finally in a game of CHANGE DOT DORK we debate the merits of changing standard guitar tunings to drop C, bringing back the eighties era and should Dave's current homebase of Nashville get its first Skyline Chili? You'll have to listen to find out! To learn more about Dave, check out his music and media over at davebakerguitar.com.

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Get ready for an amazing podcast this week because Tomi Mikula of Deliverd has entered the chat! Despite not really being on social media, Tomi invaded Jonah's high-brow algorithm by negotiating with car dealers in a way that you have to watch to truly understand. But you don't have to be in the car market to enjoy this podcast because there are plenty of "add-ons" including Tomi's experience growing up in the middle of farm country in Iowa, how he organized an illegal raffle to win a Brownie-baking contest and, oh yeah, the fact that his best friend growing up WAS A GHOST???? If that's not enough, we discuss the way Tomi learned how to prank other people by watching his mom, who was a true master of committing to a joke. Speaking of which, we also discuss Tomi's ability to infuse his sense of humor into his work and why more regulation isn't the answer when it comes to getting a great deal on a car. Finally in a round of YESTOLGIA OR NOSTALIGA we discuss the return of Wendy's yellow color scheme, the Darkwing Duck reboot (not to be confused with all of the other duck-focused cartoons of yesteryear) and Dr Pepper's ambitious attempt at an ice cream float in a can. If you want to learn more or hire Tomi to negotiate your next deal, check out delivrd.com!

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On today's classic episode, Vanessa and Jonah are thrilled to welcome their friend Abbi Jacobson! The trio talk about spring holidays, from looking for the afikomen at Passover (Vanessa feels their family's game may have been rigged) to decorating Easter eggs! And remember being a kid with a signature book? Plus, Vanessa attempts to solve the mystery of whether Abbi is related to the Cleveland Jacobsons? And we get into the wild world of the mall, which leads us to The Body Shop, which leads us to the nostalgic favorite CK One perfume (cologne?) We reminisce about the amazing CK One ad campaign and wonder, did Melissa Ethridge do a music video to promote CK One or was that video of hot people climbing each other unrelated? And finally, in a rousing game of Change.dork, we weigh the merits of increasing the seasoning of Cool Ranch Doritos, getting rid of silent lunch, and changing the age limit for R movies. Be sure to check out this fantastically nostalgic ep! NOTE: Soon after we recorded Abbi figured out that the name of the Melissa Ethridge song in question is "Your Little Secret"!

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On today's episode the Bayer siblings are thrilled to welcome the hilarious and delightful Blair Socci! We're getting into old games from "Don't Break the Ice" to "Jenga" and when and where we would play. Plus Blair tells us about growing up in Orange County and we reminisce about the chic and pricey world of LIMITED TOO from the head to toe looks (including hats) to the controversy. And in a rousing game of CHANGE DOT DORK we're debating the merits of single-colored Skittle bags, "saving" General Hospital and making the National Anthem more Miley. Be sure to check out this fantastic ep!!

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This week please enjoy our live podcast at House of Blues Cleveland! Just ahead of Jonah and Vanessa being inducted into the their school's Hall of Fame, they are joined by their friend and fellow Orange Schools alum JD Samson for a delightful evening! From Family Feud BTS details to recounting our days walking the Halls of Orange High School (and a very sweet Middle School story about Jonah told firsthand by his fifth grade teacher Mrs. Barron who was in the audience!) to a delightful Q&A, you won't want to miss this nostalgic episode!!

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This week on the podcast we are joined by musician, Kevin Morby! From his early days checking out music in Kansas City to dropping out of high school with $600 in his pocket to move to New York City, Kevin tells us about his journey from aspiring musician to full-time rocker. We also get into the nostalgic topic of ninja movies, from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to Three Ninjas, we discuss our favorite movies from the era. Kevin also learns in real time that he's listed as a notable student on kickboxer Dale Cook's Wikipedia page in case you were looking for a way to connect Kevin to the film "American Kickboxer 2." Why were so many movies we watched as kids like "Flight Of The Navigator" or "My Girl" kind of dark? We all discuss it, but don't really know. Finally in a game of YESTOLGIA OR NOSTALGIA we discuss the return of classic menu items at Taco Bell, HGTV's new nineties house renovation show hosted by Jaleel White and the return of Blue Bell's "Tin Roof" flavored ice cream. So get peanut butter and jelly in your favorite ride and strap in for this amazing podcast!

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On this week's new episode the Bayer siblings are thrilled to welcome their friend the hilarious Lisa Gilroy! You may know Lisa from her scene stealing turns on both seasons of "Jury Duty" but did you she spent a lot of time doing character work as a kid dressing up in disguises? And did an inadvertant adult disguise lead to Jonah having a mustache? Plus we hear about Lisa's childhood growing up in freezing Alberta, Canada where she would often walking to school in the dark! And we talk about nap time as a kid where we all just went to sleep... on the ground? Plus we get into the various ways we broke into our own houses as kids (and adults in Jonah's case). And Lisa tells us how she managed to not laugh while playing such funny characters on Jury Duty and Vanessa gets into her record (self-rewarded) of not breaking on SNL. Finally, in a rousing game of YES OR NOSTALGIA we're diving into the return of micro-fringe (bangs), Spaceball 2 starring Rick Moranis (yay!) and which new Oreo flavor will stick around (Banana Pudding). Be sure to listen to this delightful episode or you might get a "Face Wash" the next time it's snowing!

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We could not be more excited to welcome our close personal friend to the podcast this week: Musician and actor, Jason Isbell! You've heard him talk about his '59 Les Paul but have you heard Isbell break down the difference between dry snacks, snacks that are a test of class and snacks that are a proof of class? Plus, from transporting Kudos bars to Handi-Snacks, we talk about the benefits of Jason's proto-grunge ensembles of cargo pants and flannel shirts. We also discuss why so many heavy metal musicians are nice people, Jason's real-life encounters with members of Metallica and Pearl Jam and what it was like being raised by teenage parents and lots of grandparents in Alabama. As if that weren't enough, we finish up with a round of CHANGE.DORK where we weigh in on important petitions regarding Primus signature guitars, Georgia Gold vs Hot Chicken at KFC and if a collaboration between Isbell and John Mayer is in the works. (Spoiler alert: It isn't.) Be sure to check out Jason's new documentary RUNNING WITH OUR EYES CLOSED which is now streaming on HBO Max and pick up his latest album with the 400 Unit, WEATHERVANES, when it comes out on June 9th.

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On today's episode the Bayer siblings are thrilled to welcome their friend Sarah Chalke! Sarah and Vanessa talk about returning to Season 2 of the "Scrubs" revival and while Vanessa is relatively new to the show, she has a lot of tips for Sarah re: craft services snacks. Plus Sarah tells us about being cast as "Becky 2" in "Roseanne" and how she balanced filming in LA with just being a normal teenager in Vancouver. And the trio get into Eighties Fashion! From Sarah's favorite outfit that she may have reworn a few to many times to Vanessa's favorite outfit that she definitely wore one too many times to Jonah's short obsession to Francois Girbaud- what a time it was! And finally, in a rousing game of CHANGE DOT DORK the trio debate the merits of changing the Canuck's goal song, bringing back Dad's Chocolate Goodie Rings, and changing some medical coding students' scrubs color from grey to something more exciting. And speaking of exciting scrubs, be sure to check out Sarah (and Vanessa!) in the new season of "Scrubs" premiering September 30th on ABC and the next day on Hulu!!

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This week we are joined by our old friend and musician Jonah Matranga! You probably know him from his musical projects such as Far, onelinedrawing, New End Original, Gratitude and more, but did you know Vanessa and Jonah saw him perform 20 years ago? We also discuss what it was like for Jonah to grow up in Massachusetts, make it big as a musician on the West Coast and what he thinks of Vanessa's recent return to the stand-up stage. We also get into the experience of being named Jonah! Topics we cover include: The parable of Jonah and the whale, the relatively recent uptick in overall Jonahs and the many ways people misspell the name. (Johna?) Finally in a round of CHANGE DOT DORK we discuss the merits of naming a park in Sacramento after The Deftones, more vegetarian options in school lunches and should Apple create an acoustic guitar emoji? Check out Jonah Matranga covering the 30th anniversary of Far's debut album right now and get your tickets to the first ever live edition of HOW DID WE GET WEIRD? at the House Of Blues in Cleveland on 9/25!

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This week on the podcast we are joined by Julia Stainer from the band Ratboys! You know all about her music career but did you know that she was an early employee of Instacart, is in multiple fantasy football leagues and is a Wikipedia aficionado? It's all true. We also get into the subject of "The Sims" and why she enjoyed to make characters like people she knew as a teenager and how she tried to promote their mental and physical health, She also recalls a story about a more recent Sims tragedy she experienced during a livestream that may have ended her decades long relationship with the game. In that spirit, we also play a round of YESTOLIGA OR NOSTALGIA where we discuss the upcoming "Nightmare On Elm Street" reboot, Frito Lays flavor swap chips and the return of Mountain Dew White Out. Which one of these items will make it onto the band's tour rider? You'll have to listen to find out and be sure to check out Ratboys' music and check them out on tour in a city near you!

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The Bayer siblings are so excited to welcome actor and comedian Will Forte to the podcast. You know Will from "Saturday Night Live," "MacGruber" and "The Last Man On Earth," but did you know that he grew up eating a Sausage Cheese Zombie before early morning swim practice? On this episode we talk about Will and Vanessa almost overlapping on SNL, the current status of Battleball (aka Dodgeball) in gym class and Will's childhood hobby: Sports cards! We get deep into Will's incredibly valuable collection, why he continued to collect cards as an adult and how he's been able to use his passion to benefit charities. We also play a round of YESTALGIA OR NOSTALGIA where we discuss the return of Sour Altoids, the "Scary Movie" franchise return—and who wouldn't want a Hot Coca-flavored Chips Ahoy! cookie? So cozy up and listen to this incredible episode!

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On today's new episode the Jonah and Vanessa are delighted to welcome their friend the hilarious X Mayo! Jonah is fresh off seeing a Guns 'N Roses concert so we get into our early concert experiences, from show attire to X and Jonah's experiences going to memorable concerts with their moms! And X gives us the scoop on TSA from her time as an agent, from the extensive screening and training process to how having the TSA Choir Director on your side meant you were basically invincible. Plus we get into X's love of The Spice Girls and how their positive message inspired her as a kid. And finally in a delightful and honestly very informative game of CHANGE DOT DORK: AIRPORT EDITION we discuss petitions for ending shoe removal during TSA screening, changing the way TSA scans instruments, and making the Biscoff McFlurry a permanent offering. So drink up your liquids (or throw them out!) and get ready for this fantastic episode!!

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On today's new episode, the Bayer siblings are thrilled to welcome total delight and musician turned producer Kate Shellenbach! You may know that Kate as a member of the band Luscious Jackson, but did you know she's also an incredible schemer? From bus passes to club passes, Kate tells us all the ingenious ways she used to scheme and we all agree that at the end of the day, it all comes back to the bathroom (and to sitting down- which might have led to Kate being a drummer?) Plus Kate hates arbitrary rules, but we had to play a game of CHANGE DOT DORK where we get into reversing the band cut at Kate's Former Highschool, Bringing back SoBe drinks, and bringing back the iPod. Be sure to check out this fantastic episode with your naked ears!

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We're coming to Cleveland on Friday, September 25th, for our very first LIVE PODCAST at the House of Blues! It's gonna be a blast! Get your tickets here. We'll see you there!

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This week on the podcast, we are joined by writer, author and professor Caren Beilin! We get into all types of topics on this one, especially our fascination with Caren's Internet detox which lead her to purchasing a TV that plays "Frasier" on loop and a landline that's connected to her phone via Bluetooth. (You can't get much more nostalgic than that.) We also talk to Caren about growing up in Philadelphia and recently moving to our magical homeland of Cleveland and her favorite spots in The Land. Then we get into our topic of going to restaurants with your family as a kid! From fancy seeming spots to the eternity of waiting for your entree and sitting in the dreaded smoking section, we cover all the excitement and disappointment of dining out back when every new eatery didn't look like a Blue Bottle Coffee outpost. Finally in a round of YESTAGLIA OR NO-STALGIA we discuss the return of McDonald's fried apple pie, the upcoming Blair Witch movie reboot and should Pringles really be bringing back Miller Lite-flavored chips and for whom? Be sure to check out Caren's latest novel "Sea, Poision" and maybe you will catch her at Jonah and Vanessa's live podcast at the Cleveland House of Blues on 9/25! (Get your tickets here)

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On today's episode Jonah and Vanessa are thrilled to welcome the one and only Jenifer Lewis! They reminisce about the first time they met when Vanessa was trying to get Jenifer to be on "I Love That For You" and Jenifer subsequently announcing to the press that she would be on the show... without a single mention of Vanessa. Plus you may know that Jenifer is the Mother of Black Hollywood, but did you know she does a killer Vanessa impression? And Vanessa's Jenifer impression is pretty good as well? Plus the two talk about their instant connection and all the fun they had filming together, so much so, that Jenifer still refers to Vanessa (and Jonah!) as a glass of milk with eyes. We also get into Jenifer's terrifying accident in Africa and the resilience that got her where she is today. Plus, in a hilarious game of CHANGE.DORK, the trio discuss whether Jenifer should host Wheel of Fortune, If Spongebob should have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, (plus Jenifer's own Hall of Fame ceremony and some incredible celebrity stories) and if "I Love That For You" should be renewed for Season 2 (duh). So walk in your joy and listen to this incredible episode with the iconic MISS JENIFER LEWIS!

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On today’s new episode the Bayer siblings are thrilled to be joined by the hilarious Gil Ozeri! First the trio get into the exceptional Gen Z lunch term “Corporate Slop” and where they’re all picking up their favorite C.S. Plus Gil tells us about growing up in New York City and how he went from bartending to comedy. (And speaking of comedy, Gil and Vanessa are both working on the new Netflix comedy series A Hundred Percent which is filming now!) Then they reminisce about Gil’s topic: red pistachios- why they existed and where they went (although you CAN still get them!) And in a rousing game of CHANGE DOT DORK, we’re reviewing petitions to make snacks at a middle school more affordable, to reboot the eighties sitcom “Alf” and to make June 13th a holiday for the Knicks! So be sure to check out this extremely funny episode and to check out Gil’s extremely funny new podcast GOOD SCIENCE wherever you get your podcasts!

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This week, the Bayers are joined by post-hardcore loyalty in the form of Sparta and At The Drive-In guitarist and vocalist, Jim Ward! We discuss Jim's childhood growing up in El Paso, punishing bands at local venues and eventually becoming a musician himself. We also get Jim's seasoned take on tortillas and why you won't find Old El Paso brand tortillas in his pantry any time soon. From growing up as a small kid to performing on some of the biggest stages in the world, Jim has had quite a journey. We also debunk some facts about Jim, from owning restaurants to making his own backyard pizzas. However in what is possibly our biggest debunking ever, we explore the nostalgic phenomenon of blowing into Nintendo cartridges to make them work. Not to be forgotten, we also play a game of CHANGE DOT DORK where we discuss petitions advocating for the return of Takis Taco Shells, Pizzerias Chips and Sonic Drive-In's Java Chiller. Be sure to check out Sparta's brand new album "Cut A Silhouette" which is out now on Equal Vision Records and check out the band this summer when they come to your town!

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On today's new episode the Bayer siblings are thrilled to welcome the delightful and iconic Tan France! Jonah tells us about his new Italian loafers and how they've turned him into a different person (a snob?) Plus, Tan gives us some tips on age appropriate-clothing and suggests some new ways that Jonah can style his old band tees. And, did you know that Tan is a Yo-Yo Master?? From Walk the Dog to Moonwalking Tan takes us through all the moves he can do and we find out many the other ways Tan is super coordinated (also a Hula Hoop Master!) And did you know that Tan and Vanessa are both British/American Baking Champions because they were the only ones who took it seriously?!! Finally, in a rousing game of YES/NO-STALGIA: FASHION EDITION Tan gives us his strong takes on the return of Low-Rise Bootcut Jeans, 80's Maximalism, and Dresses over Trousers! Be sure to check out this fantastic episode and to also check out Tan's hilarious new digital series HONORABLE GAYS on YouTube!!

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