Podcast

How To Steal A Penguin

Comedy, Stand-Up

‘How To Steal A Penguin’ is the weekly chat of Seán and Joe, two Irish lads in London with a pocket full of dreams, a fist full of stars and bucketload of sex appeal. No penguins were harmed in the making of this podcast.

Stand-Up chart
#159
Episodes
66
Releases
Weekly
Typical length
49 min
On air since
2025
Latest episode
6 days ago

Episodes

66 episodes, newest first

  1. 64. Craic Lowden

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    This week the lads chat about Joe’s annual family session for charity, Seán goes on a James Bond rant and they finish on a spooky story about a 90s ghost.

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    51 min
  2. 63. Small McCartney

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    This week the lads talk about Paul McCartney answering the same questions for 60 years, American actors doing Irish accents and Seán talks about when Emily Blunt agreed to go on a date with him.

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    49 min
  3. 62. Martin Luas

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    This week the lads talk about picky Guinness drinkers, Seán's sell out Ambassador show and threats from your Aunties.

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    50 min
  4. 61. Bluey Saha

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    This week the lads talk about vibey barbers, Seán's biggest ever live show and Joe's trip to A&E after a session with Mundy

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    Seán Tour Tickets: https://linktr.ee/seanburkeshow

    51 min
  5. 60. JJ Gabriel Byrne

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    This week the lads talk about Ed Sheeran 2 weeks after everyone else, open secrets in small towns and Seán recounts the time he crashed a car on camera.

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    48 min
  6. 59. Jonathan Pryce Drop

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    This week the lads talk about the advantages of being good looking, Seán's never ending hangover and Joe's interaction with a young priest.

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    Seán Tour Tickets: https://linktr.ee/seanburkeshow

    47 min
  7. 58. Happy Mundys

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    This week the lads chat about what it takes to get into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, Seán's play in Dublin and someones attempt to actually steal a penguin.

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    Seán Tour Tickets: linktr.ee/seanburkeshow

    49 min
  8. 57. Cryin' McFadden

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    This week the lads chat about some OG Irish comedy Youtubers, what happens to the Pope mobiles and which famous foreigners are Fenians.

    Seán Tour Tickets: https://linktr.ee/seanburkeshow

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    46 min
  9. 56. Austin Butlers Chocolate

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    This week the lads talk about Anthony Bourdain, the Goofy movie and close up hand magic on a podcast.Seán Tour Tickets: https://linktr.ee/seanburkeshowFollow Us: https://www.instagram.com/stealapenguinpod/

    52 min
  10. 55. Zing Charles

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    This week the lads talk about voice note prompts on Hinge, Spider-Man: Brand New Day and a terrible journey from East Midlands Airport.

    Seán Tour Tickets: https://linktr.ee/seanburkeshow

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    53 min
  11. 54. Thierry Ennui

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    This week the lads talk about reading, posh people on stag dos and the best time to try to date a celebrity.

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    51 min
  12. 53. Bonorail

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    This week the lads chat Spiderman, Funk arriving in England and riff about 'Get Out' if it was Irish.

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    49 min
  13. 52. Dank Sinatra

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    This week the lads chat about the history of roasts, unfortunate family names and finish by discussing Joe's smash hit charity gig from the night before.

    Seán Tour Tickets: https://linktr.ee/seanburkeshow

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    51 min
  14. 51. Curse Ratched

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    This week the lads chat about the Mayo Curse, Johnny Depp’s new Scrooge movie and what their character catchphrases would be.

    Seán Tour Tickets: https://linktr.ee/seanburkeshow

    52 min
  15. 50. Mick McCarthyism

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    This week the lads chat meeting Mick McCarthy, switching off the internet and Duolingo.

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    45 min
  16. 49. Tom Cruise Control

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    This week the lads chat Funboys, skipping the therapy queue and a massage with a not so happy ending.

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    47 min
  17. 48. Meme Neeson

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    This week the lads chat Brian Butterfield, Michael Collins and revisit a bet Seán made with an old colleague.

    50 min
  18. 47. Emily Blunt Rotation

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    This week the lads learn what AI thinks of the podcast, Seán talks about getting kicked in the back in Malta and everyone shares their appreciation for cold opens.

    48 min
  19. 46. Hardly Norman

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    This week the lads talk about Seán's trip back home, a spin off idea for Mock the Week and discuss why Taika Waititi's films aren't as good anymore.

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    52 min
  20. YouTube Best Bits Part 2

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    Some more exclusive YouTube section sound bites this week, featuring Michael Fry and Simon Hennessy!

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    48 min

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