In Godfrey We Trust

Godfrey and Dante are coming to you live from the Mayflower Hotel in DC between shows at the DC Improv, with Akeem joining remote from New York. The crew gets into Akeem getting his apartment roasted by 2 Black dudes who said it looked too straight, RIP Captain Picard, the Closetocracy documentary and why DC is crawling with closeted Republican senators who pay sex workers 15 grand a weekend to dominate them, Chris Rock’s Misty Green getting cooked by Toure for being another movie about Black suffering with no payoff, a Black man weaponizing cops on a 3-year-old soccer prodigy and Jay-Z stepping in to fly the kid to Spain, Godfrey breaking out the Franken-coon mask to voice everybody from Obama to MLK, Obama cooking Trump by saying his place looks like a Saddam Hussein Cheesecake Factory, the new Epstein files dropping with 5 women naming names, Trump being Slytherin and the Democrats being Gryffindor, Mamdani and Abdul-Sayed and Angie Rose all rising in the polls, and why Halloween women can’t wait to put their titties out.

Legendary Comedian Godfrey is LIVE from New York, and joins some of his best friends in stand up comedy, Hip-Hop and Hollywood to talk current events, pop culture, race issues, movies, music, TV and Kung Fu. We got endless impressions, a white producer, random videos Godfrey found on the internet and so much more! We’re not reinventing the wheel, we’re just talking ‘ish every week... with GODFREY on In Godfrey We Trust.

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Godfrey, Dante, and Akeem catch up with Eva Evans after her Netflix Funny AF run and a 20-city headlining tour that took her to CBS twice and a cable network booking in LA. The crew gets into Trump’s new press secretary getting pushed out after 5 days for failing the bar and lying about practicing law in China, the long-necked ghoulish women Trump keeps hiring for every cabinet spot, Stephen A. Smith sitting down for dinner with Trump, Bill Maher, and Kid Rock instead of pressing him on anything, whether you can really be pro-Black while married to a white woman and what that means for Ilhan Omar, Officer Tatum, and Byron Donaldson, Akeem revealing he played college football with Scott Turner before he joined the Trump cabinet to sell the fake 250,000 Black homeowner plan, a Westchester caller asking for the best books to start learning real Black history, Eva getting into the time a facially challenged writer took it out way too early, Portland being overrun with white meth heads in tents, and why white comics help each other eat while Black comics do the opposite.

Check out Eva’s new podcast “The Ting Is with Eva.”

Legendary Comedian Godfrey is LIVE from New York, and joins some of his best friends in stand up comedy, Hip-Hop and Hollywood to talk current events, pop culture, race issues, movies, music, TV and Kung Fu. We got endless impressions, a white producer, random videos Godfrey found on the internet and so much more! We’re not reinventing the wheel, we’re just talking ‘ish every week... with GODFREY on In Godfrey We Trust.

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Will Mills (the Pack You Up / I Know Black guy from Orlando) joins the show for the first time to get into it with Godfrey, Dante, and Akeem about the time TK Kirkland tried to little boy him over some chicken wings, Mojo Brooks catching flack for his Netflix special, Dame Dash making a video cursing Godfrey out, Paul Mooney being gay as a picnic basket, Richard Pryor admitting he and Marlon Brando got down back in the day, and a Milwaukee caller putting Godfrey up on the anti-Black situation in Leimert Park. Plus Rachel Fraser is still on the run.

Legendary Comedian Godfrey is LIVE from New York, and joins some of his best friends in stand up comedy, Hip-Hop and Hollywood to talk current events, pop culture, race issues, movies, music, TV and Kung Fu. We got endless impressions, a white producer, random videos Godfrey found on the internet and so much more! We're not reinventing the wheel, we're just talking 'ish every week... with GODFREY on In Godfrey We Trust.

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Godfrey is joined by Dante Nero via satellite from LA and Vishnu Vaka for an hour-plus back-and-forth after an Indian rapper slid into Godfrey’s DMs calling him a crack baby for saying the dude’s raps were whack, Vishnu insisting Indians in India don’t hate Black people the way Indians in America do, Mahershala Ali getting robbed on the Blade movie Marvel keeps shelving, Hollywood giving Bruce Lee’s Kung Fu role to a white dude, Judge Judy telling minorities to get out of the country she wouldn’t have been allowed to practice law in 100 years ago, Stevie Wonder’s Songs in the Key of Life turning 50, and Tisha Campbell saying straight Black men have the hardest time in Hollywood.

Legendary Comedian Godfrey is LIVE from New York, and joins some of his best friends in stand up comedy, Hip-Hop and Hollywood to talk current events, pop culture, race issues, movies, music, TV and Kung Fu. We got endless impressions, a white producer, random videos Godfrey found on the internet and so much more! We’re not reinventing the wheel, we’re just talking ‘ish every week... with GODFREY on In Godfrey We Trust.

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Godfrey is joined by Dante Nero and Harry Terjanian to talk about a 40-year-old Kenyan man coming out saying he's Elon Musk's oldest son and looking exactly like him, Stuyvesant only admitting one Black kid out of 700 after Trump went after DEI, Trump giving a Hispanic Heritage Month speech that Godfrey turns into a full "Presidente Puta" impression, an African kid on Instagram called Smartician Zero building a working washing machine and blender from scratch, Byron Donaldson wiping every Trump photo off his website trying to get elected, Bo French saying Obama should be publicly executed, Trump capping NIL payments so Black college athletes stop getting rich, Cleveland Funny Bone recap with two big goon hecklers trying to bully Godfrey about Michael Blackson, Aries Spears boycotting Cleveland for being miserable and depressing, why steel mill towns like Cleveland and Baltimore have that bitter attitude going back to Joe Jackson and the Great Migration, and a Gen Z caller from Harlem telling Godfrey his generation loves him.

Legendary Comedian Godfrey is LIVE from New York, and joins some of his best friends in stand up comedy, Hip-Hop and Hollywood to talk current events, pop culture, race issues, movies, music, TV and Kung Fu. We got endless impressions, a white producer, random videos Godfrey found on the internet and so much more! We're not reinventing the wheel, we're just talking 'ish twice a week... with GODFREY on In Godfrey We Trust.

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Godfrey is joined by Akeem Woods and Vishnu Vaka on the 700th episode of In Godfrey We Trust to talk about meeting Aliko Dangote, the richest man in Africa at $51 billion, at the Africa Center in Harlem thanks to Wood Harris hooking it up, Dangote opening a full oil refinery in Nigeria so the country doesn't have to keep exporting its oil just to buy it back at bullshit prices, a white lady getting arrested for jumping into a Black garbage truck driver's vehicle and lying that he punched her in the face, a racist white dude getting his ass beat by an Amazon driver who was just trying to make a delivery, Vishnu's parking standoff with a light-skinned white woman who wouldn't leave her spot until he apologized, the Berlin Conference where European countries divided up Africa without inviting a single African, why Vishnu still can't say "government," and Godfrey's Al Sharpton impression getting props from a caller in Salt Lake City.

Legendary Comedian Godfrey is LIVE from New York, and joins some of his best friends in stand up comedy, Hip-Hop and Hollywood to talk current events, pop culture, race issues, movies, music, TV and Kung Fu. We got endless impressions, a white producer, random videos Godfrey found on the internet and so much more! We're not reinventing the wheel, we're just talking 'ish every week... with GODFREY on In Godfrey We Trust.

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Godfrey is joined by Vishnu Vaka to talk about Macklemore standing on business and getting fired off the Ed Sheeran tour, Ed's entire band and every other opener quitting in solidarity, Robert Kraft being the one pushing to get Macklemore off, Guitar Center now running a fake songwriting contest to find Ed's next opener, Godfrey being in the new Too $hort music video after Too $hort personally requested him, Godfrey filming a documentary with Spike Lee the same day he flew back from London, Godfrey finding out he voiced Kofi on Steven Universe when kids recognized him at a mall, Texas railroad commissioner candidate Bo French calling Indian UT fans "sand n-words" for showing up to a football game, JD Vance asking America to give him another chance, Don Trump Jr.'s wedding being paid for by a Russian oligarch, Vishnu's theory that Trump is a Russian spy who got bugged in a Moscow hotel doing golden showers, Robert Kraft walking around barefoot with his dick out at Russ & Daughters, and Electric Avenue being a real street in Brixton named after Lewis Latimer's light bulb filament reaching London.

Legendary Comedian Godfrey is LIVE from New York, and joins some of his best friends in stand up comedy, Hip-Hop and Hollywood to talk current events, pop culture, race issues, movies, music, TV and Kung Fu. We got endless impressions, a white producer, random videos Godfrey found on the internet and so much more! We're not reinventing the wheel, we're just talking 'ish every week... with GODFREY on In Godfrey We Trust.

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Godfrey is joined by Jared Freid, Jiaoying Summers, Dante Nero, Akeem Woods, and Vishnu Vaka to talk about Jiaoying having a wasian baby with her Elon-Musk-working husband and 2 moms helping her raise him, her wild take that Michael Jackson deserved his drugs but broke homeless people don't, plus 20 Birkin bags her rich friend gave her after her divorce, Godfrey setting the record straight on the whole DJ Vlad situation and calling him out for fucking Black women and shitting on Black men, Lindsay Clancy killing her 3 babies and blaming a random Black dude while raising $1.3 million on GoFundMe, the Africa map finally being corrected after the UN vote showed America is the only country that voted no, Mamdani fixing the rats in New York with big garbage bins and paying people $20 to shovel snow, Chinese plus size stores called "Fatty Fat Girl" and "Love Calories," and Godfrey mocking Aries Spears for saying Bernie Mac wasn't funny.

Check out Jared's new special "The Family Plan" on Netflix.

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Godfrey is joined by Dante Nero, Akeem Woods, Vishnu Vaka, and special guest Dave "The Business Bully" Anderson to finally address the whole David Oyelowo Club Shay Shay situation, Godfrey explaining he was zoning out and looking at his cards when Oyelowo said what he said about the Nigerian accent, Godfrey publicly apologizing to Foundational Black Americans and saying his purpose is to bridge the gap, Dave breaking down his Tether Doctrine and the FBA-owned app Jaro Go, Godfrey going off on a troll who tried to lie about his dad in the comments, why Black British actors don't understand the Black American experience, and RIP to Peter Cullen, the voice of Optimus Prime.

Legendary Comedian Godfrey is LIVE from New York, and joins some of his best friends in stand up comedy, Hip-Hop and Hollywood to talk current events, pop culture, race issues, movies, music, TV and Kung Fu. We got endless impressions, a white producer, random videos Godfrey found on the internet and so much more! We're not reinventing the wheel, we're just talking 'ish every week... with GODFREY on In Godfrey We Trust.

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Godfrey is joined by Dante Nero, Akeem Woods, and Vishnu Vaka to talk about Target getting caught selling a Halloween "Hide and Eek" costume that is literally blackface with the same hat and grin as the old Al Jolson Jim Crow imagery, why we need to stay boycotting Target and use Blapp instead to support Black-owned businesses, the 70+ Black people hanged across the South and quietly ruled suicides, the special needs Black kid who got choked up by two white men in front of Walmart, Carmelo Anthony's case heading to appellate court after all the new evidence came out about the racist who came for him, RIP Dolly Parton being the wrong 80-year-old to go while Ted Nugent is still walking around, Bernadette Stanis from Good Times still looking fine at 72, Cambridge professor Jason Arday being pushed to his death by the same jealous white nerd who just got fired from Gettysburg, Officer Tatum being a full Franken-coon with a wife who looks like Demi Moore left on a radiator, a Black man named Thomas Miller designing both the 7-Up and Motorola logos, and Steve-O getting called out for going racist on the Mexican deportation talk.

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Godfrey is joined by Akeem Woods and Vishnu Vaka to talk about Republican senator Josh Hawley getting caught with an escort and trying to bribe her with a whole $100 to keep quiet, why he kisses his wife like a kid being forced to eat broccoli, the January 6 fist-pump before he ran away like a punk, Godfrey addressing the whole "tether" name-calling and asking anyone throwing the word around to actually define it, India used to have a mountain of diamonds and sell them like regular rocks on the street before De Beers came in and cornered the market, and Godfrey coming to you live from Philly at the Punchline this weekend.

Legendary Comedian Godfrey is LIVE from New York, and joins some of his best friends in stand up comedy, Hip-Hop and Hollywood to talk current events, pop culture, race issues, movies, music, TV and Kung Fu. We got endless impressions, a white producer, random videos Godfrey found on the internet and so much more! We're not reinventing the wheel, we're just talking 'ish every week... with GODFREY on In Godfrey We Trust.

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Godfrey is joined by Derek Gaines, Akeem Woods, and Vishnu Vaka to expose Rachel Fraser, the woman who faked being a film producer and stole money from Godfrey's special. Plus Too Short calling Godfrey to be on his new album, Chris Brown sliding into his DMs, a Nigerian attorney calling in to plug his own law firm mid-show, why Marvel keeps canceling Black shows while the white ones run 10 seasons, Portland being full of meth heads, and Godfrey firing his manager.

Legendary Comedian Godfrey is LIVE from New York, and joins some of his best friends in stand up comedy, Hip-Hop and Hollywood to talk current events, pop culture, race issues, movies, music, TV and Kung Fu. We got endless impressions, a white producer, random videos Godfrey found on the internet and so much more! We're not reinventing the wheel, we're just talking 'ish every week... with GODFREY on In Godfrey We Trust.

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Godfrey is joined by Big Jay Oakerson, Eric Neumann and Dante Nero to break down what really went on at the Kevin Hart Netflix roast from Big Jay's inside perspective, D.L. Hughley calling Big Jay a Nazi and Big Jay firing back with a killer D.L. impression, Godfrey getting treated like DiCaprio at the Knicks game, and Godfrey pulling Karl-Anthony Towns aside and telling him to lead the team before their championship run.

Legendary Comedian Godfrey is LIVE from New York, and joins some of his best friends in stand up comedy, Hip-Hop and Hollywood to talk current events, pop culture, race issues, movies, music, TV and Kung Fu. We got endless impressions, a white producer, random videos Godfrey found on the internet and so much more! We're not reinventing the wheel, we're just talking 'ish every week... with GODFREY on In Godfrey We Trust.

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Godfrey is joined virtually by Dante Nero and Vishnu Vaka to talk about ESPN firing Ryan Clark and doing him dirty on his way out, why standing up for Angel Reese and speaking pro-Black got him pushed out the same way it did Joy Reid and Don Lemon, why the corporate networks are all dying and independent Black platforms are the future, Tuskegee University banning bonnets and durags on campus and who they're really trying to make comfortable, Zohran Mamdani sitting at a 58% approval rating while the Zionists and MAGA freak out, a Detroit caller breaking down that the dollar bill is 75% cotton and what that means for reparations, Officer Tatum making $11 million being a coon and getting spit on by a little girl in Israel, the Nolan Wells audio recording where they say "is he dead" and try to cover it up, and why Black kids need to stop being the only one in the room around white "friends."

Legendary Comedian Godfrey is LIVE from New York, and joins some of his best friends in stand up comedy, Hip-Hop and Hollywood to talk current events, pop culture, race issues, movies, music, TV and Kung Fu. We got endless impressions, a white producer, random videos Godfrey found on the internet and so much more! We're not reinventing the wheel, we're just talking 'ish every week... with GODFREY on In Godfrey We Trust.

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Godfrey is joined by Dante Nero, Akeem Woods, and Vishnu Vaka to talk about Toronto Tempo coach Sandy Brondello calling Angel Reese a "protected specie" on a hot mic and only getting a one-game suspension, why she looks like Dobby, Rumpelstiltskin, and Bilbo Baggins all rolled into one, Black women built the WNBA and don't get the credit, why Black athletes should be going to HBCUs instead of Ivy Leagues that don't want them there, Godfrey's dad swinging on a gangbanger student back in the day and jumping in a taxi before the cops showed, a Congolese caller getting checked on the difference between racism and bigotry, an Australian troll named Barry trying to say Godfrey is racist, a Black rally car driver from Redlands calling in about being the first American AND first Black driver going for the WRC title, Argentina still catching heat over the Big Nigga Burger, and Dante refusing to stop calling Godfrey fat for lying about where he parks. Legendary Comedian Godfrey is LIVE from New York, and joins some of his best friends in stand up comedy, Hip-Hop and Hollywood to talk current events, pop culture, race issues, movies, music, TV and Kung Fu. We got endless impressions, a white producer, random videos Godfrey found on the internet and so much more! We're not reinventing the wheel, we're just talking 'ish every week... with GODFREY on In Godfrey We Trust. ---------------------------------------------- 🎙️Upcoming Tour Dates TICKETS AT https://godfreylive.com GoFundMe for GODFREY’s NEW Special: https://gofund.me/8266f920 CASHAPP GODFREY https://cash.app/$godfreycomedian ---------------------------------------------- 🎧Listen on YouTube: https://bit.ly/GodfreyPodcast Spotify: https://spoti.fi/49FIg48 Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/3I5MyGu ---------------------------------------------- 📱SOCIAL MEDIA In Godfrey We Trust Podcast http://instagram.com/godfreypodcast http://tiktok.com/@godfreypodcast http://twitter.com/godfreypod Godfrey http://instagram.com/godfreycomic http://tiktok.com/@godfreycomedian Dante Nero http://youtube.com/@manschool202 http://instagram.com/thedantenero http://twitter.com/dantenero ---------------------------------------------- 📬SEND US MAIL: InGodfreyWeTrust@gmail.com #Godfrey #InGodfreyWeTrust #GodfreyPodcast #Comedy #Podcast

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Godfrey is joined by Dante Nero, Akeem Woods, and Vishnu Vaka to talk about Turkey and Egypt turning away a gay cruise ship at the border, Argentina opening up a "Big Nigga Burger" restaurant after wiping out their Afro-Argentine population, why racist white dudes only pick fights with Black people at gas stations and Walmarts, Godfrey getting called a "tether" by FBAs and not caring, Vishnu getting called the N-word by another Indian cab driver, FedEx losing an entire box of Godfrey's merch on the way to Orlando, and old white dudes at the gym blow-drying their balls in the locker room.

Legendary Comedian Godfrey is LIVE from New York, and joins some of his best friends in stand up comedy, Hip-Hop and Hollywood to talk current events, pop culture, race issues, movies, music, TV and Kung Fu. We got endless impressions, a white producer, random videos Godfrey found on the internet and so much more! We're not reinventing the wheel, we're just talking 'ish every week... with GODFREY on In Godfrey We Trust.

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Godfrey is joined by Dante Nero, Akeem Woods, and Vishnu Vaka to talk about iShowSpeed traveling the world and getting an Argentinian woman yelling "Negro, go home" at him, the Paraguayan senator calling Mbappe a monkey after France beat them, FIFA looking corrupt for letting Argentina come back on Cape Verde and Egypt, why Argentina still has a Nazi problem after trying to bleach out its Afro-Argentine population, Vishnu wearing fake Timbs from Walmart called Brahmas, Dante admitting he took testosterone back in the day, Ozempic blood clots filling up morgues, Godfrey auditioning for The Music Man and stinking it up, Mateo Lane killing it on Broadway in Chicago, and a long back-and-forth call with a Haitian listener about FBAs and why Black folks worldwide need to stop shitting on each other.

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Godfrey is joined by Dante Nero and Akeem Woods to talk about the World Cup basically being African countries playing their colonizers with Congo vs Belgium and the French team being almost entirely Black, fans still doing monkey sounds while FIFA stays silent, why we hate Candace Owens more than Derek Chauvin, David Oyelowo catching heat over his comments on Nigerian accents and slave accents, why the British Black experience is completely different from the Black American one, Isabel Wilkerson's book Caste and African-Americans being at the bottom of the system, Trump's trash 250-year party with Vanilla Ice standing in the rain, Mamdani shutting down Rikers and locking down rent control, Godfrey wanting the NYC horse and carriage industry gone, LeBron leaving the Lakers, Nick Cannon and Kevin Hart hiring Black across the board, Michael Blackson building a school in Ghana, and Michael Jordan's free clinics and film grants in North Carolina.

Legendary Comedian Godfrey is LIVE from New York, and joins some of his best friends in stand up comedy, Hip-Hop and Hollywood to talk current events, pop culture, race issues, movies, music, TV and Kung Fu. We got endless impressions, a white producer, random videos Godfrey found on the internet and so much more! We're not reinventing the wheel, we're just talking 'ish every week... with GODFREY on In Godfrey We Trust.

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Godfrey is joined by Dante Nero, Akeem Woods, and Vishnu Vaka to talk about an opener who did 40 minutes on Godfrey's show and broke every rule of comedy etiquette, the new Obama Center opening on Juneteenth with Cat Williams and Stevie Wonder while Bill Maher hates from afar, why we should fill Obama's library with all the books Trump banned, Trump's $14 million reflecting pool falling apart after he hired a pallbearer-looking contractor with no filtration system, Trump pressuring the Knicks to come visit the White House after dissing Mamdani, the Knicks championship being brought home by Dominican, Puerto Rican, Jamaican, and Nigerian players with a Black head coach, why Vishnu still won't believe the moon landing even after Professor Dave explained it, and Clive Davis dying at 95 and Godfrey's photo with him from his SiriusXM days.

Legendary Comedian Godfrey is LIVE from New York, and joins some of his best friends in stand up comedy, Hip-Hop and Hollywood to talk current events, pop culture, race issues, movies, music, TV and Kung Fu. We got endless impressions, a white producer, random videos Godfrey found on the internet and so much more! We're not reinventing the wheel, we're just talking 'ish every week... with GODFREY on In Godfrey We Trust.

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Godfrey is joined by @ProfessorDaveExplains, Dante Nero, Akeem Woods, and Vishnu Vaka for a full breakdown of the moon landing debate with Vishnu flipping mid-conversation, Dave explaining the one-sixth gravity math on the lunar surface, why Nixon's landline call to the astronauts actually makes sense, the lunar rover dust trajectory being impossible to fake, six different landing sites being imaged by other countries, and why we're not doing the same Apollo missions now because we're trying to build a permanent lunar base. Plus the Knicks ending a 53-year drought with Brunson, Mike Brown, and a whole roster of Dominican, Puerto Rican, Jamaican, and Nigerian players bringing the championship home, Trump showing up and cursing the vibes, Godfrey eating at Martin Lawrence's crib, and Vishnu getting dragged for saying "career" wrong. Legendary Comedian Godfrey is LIVE from New York, and joins some of his best friends in stand up comedy, Hip-Hop and Hollywood to talk current events, pop culture, race issues, movies, music, TV and Kung Fu. We got endless impressions, a white producer, random videos Godfrey found on the internet and so much more! We're not reinventing the wheel, we're just talking 'ish every week... with GODFREY on In Godfrey We Trust.

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