Podcast

Jack Valentine, Vampire Detective

Comedy Fiction, Drama, Fiction

If the murderer you're looking for is a vampire, then you want a vampire detective. Just maybe not this one.

From their base at Solomon College, Oxford, Jack Valentine and her colleagues are tasked with keeping the existence of vampires secret from humanity. Mostly they hunt those of their number who’ve got carried away while blood-drinking and killed a human by accident, but occasionally they encounter the most dangerous kind of predator: a vampire serial killer.

Jack Valentine, Vampire Detective is an LGBTQIA+-led comedy drama that mashes vampires and police procedural together into a fast-paced, sometimes gritty, sometimes romantic, and darkly funny mix.

To support the show, visit http://www.patreon.com/josiejaffrey or http://www.jackvalentinepod.com

Comedy Fiction chart
#28
Episodes
10
Releases
Every two weeks
Typical length
43 min
On air since
2026
Latest episode
4 days ago

Episodes

10 episodes, from the first

Season 1

  1. Introducing: Jack Valentine, Vampire Detective Trailer

    Show notes

    Jack Valentine, Vampire Detective is an LGBTQIA+-led comedy drama that mashes vampires and police procedural together into a fast-paced, sometimes gritty, sometimes romantic, and darkly funny mix.

    There are seven episodes in this first half-season, and we’re releasing them every two weeks. The first episode will be released on our ad-free Patreon feed on Friday 29 May, and on our general feed a week later, on Friday 5 June.

    We’re crowdfunding the second half of this season. You can sign up to our Kickstarter to be notified the minute it goes live.

    Jack Valentine is the lead character in Josie Jaffrey’s ‘Seekers’ novels. Find out more at http://josiejaffrey.com/seekers.

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1 min
  2. Dead Man's Hand

    Episode 1

    Show notes

    Jack and the Seekers investigate a murder bearing the telltale signature of old adversary.

    Click here for transcripts and content warnings.

    SUPPORT JACK VALENTINE!

    For early, ad-free episodes, and exclusive content, join the Jack Valentine Patreon.

    You can also buy special swag and digi bundles at Jack’s Ko-fi.

    For more of Jack Valentine’s exploits, read Josie Jaffrey’s ‘Seekers’ novels. Find out more at http://josiejaffrey.com/seekers.

    Get the shiny special edition of May Day on Backerkit.

    CAST

    Jack Valentine – Grace Kelly Miller

    Cameron Sawyer – Nathan Peter Grassi

    Deputy Boyd – Kofi Young

    Hunter LeMay Alderley – Max Windich

    Captain Langford – Joyce Greenaway

    Mina Parchek – Beth Eyre

    Pandora Carlton – Lowri Ann Davies

    Lisa Penrith – Jen Sugden

    Lawrence – Phillip Cotterill

    CREW

    Production support and script editing – Adie Hart

    Recording and sound design – Hedley Knights and Beth Crane of Battle Bird Productions

    Jack Valentine, Vampire Detective is written by Josie Jaffrey and directed by Jen Sugden, with original music by Hedley Knights.

    Jack Valentine character art by Salome Totladze. All graphics by Josie Jaffrey.

    This podcast is made by humans, for humans (and vampires). No generative AI tools were used in its creation.

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    40 min
  3. Eight of Spades

    Episode 2

    Show notes

    Jack sets out to prove to the rest of the Seekers that the Dealer is back.

    Click here for transcripts and content warnings.

    SUPPORT JACK VALENTINE!

    For early, ad-free episodes, and exclusive content, join the Jack Valentine Patreon.

    You can also buy special swag and digi bundles at Jack’s Ko-fi.

    For more of Jack Valentine’s exploits, read Josie Jaffrey’s ‘Seekers’ novels. Find out more at http://josiejaffrey.com/seekers.

    Get the shiny special edition of May Day on Backerkit.

    CAST

    Jack Valentine – Grace Kelly Miller

    Cameron Sawyer – Nathan Peter Grassi

    Deputy Boyd – Kofi Young

    Hunter LeMay Alderley – Max Windich

    Baron Drake – Pip Gladwin

    Captain Langford – Joyce Greenaway

    Dr Ed Castell – Ian Nutt

    Pandora Carlton – Lowri Ann Davies

    Hugo – Phillip Cotterill

    Additional Voices – Hedley Knights and Jen Sugden

    CREW

    Production support and script editing – Adie Hart

    Recording and sound design – Hedley Knights and Beth Crane of Battle Bird Productions

    Jack Valentine, Vampire Detective is written by Josie Jaffrey and directed by Jen Sugden, with original music by Hedley Knights.

    Jack Valentine character art by Salome Totladze. All graphics by Josie Jaffrey.

    This podcast is made by humans, for humans (and vampires). No generative AI tools were used in its creation.

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    45 min
  4. Jack of Hearts

    Episode 3

    Show notes

    Jack interviews local PI Mina Parchek, while Cam digs into Hunter’s past.

    Click here for transcripts and content warnings.

    SUPPORT JACK VALENTINE!

    For early, ad-free episodes, and exclusive content, join the Jack Valentine Patreon.

    You can also buy special swag and digi bundles at Jack’s Ko-fi.

    For more of Jack Valentine’s exploits, read Josie Jaffrey’s ‘Seekers’ novels. Find out more at http://josiejaffrey.com/seekers.

    Get the shiny special edition of May Day on Backerkit.

    CAST

    Jack Valentine – Grace Kelly Miller

    Cameron Sawyer – Nathan Peter Grassi

    Deputy Boyd – Kofi Young

    Hunter LeMay Alderley – Max Windich

    Mina Parchek – Beth Eyre

    Ms St Jean – Erika Sanderson

    Additional Voices – Hedley Knights

    CREW

    Production support and script editing – Adie Hart

    Recording and sound design – Hedley Knights and Beth Crane of Battle Bird Productions

    Jack Valentine, Vampire Detective is written by Josie Jaffrey and directed by Jen Sugden, with original music by Hedley Knights.

    Jack Valentine character art by Salome Totladze. All graphics by Josie Jaffrey.

    This podcast is made by humans, for humans (and vampires). No generative AI tools were used in its creation.

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    37 min
  5. Nine of Diamonds

    Episode 4

    Show notes

    The discovery of a second body sends the Seekers scrambling for leads, while Cam worries about Jack’s safety.

    Click here for transcripts and content warnings.

    SUPPORT JACK VALENTINE!

    For early, ad-free episodes, and exclusive content, join the Jack Valentine Patreon.

    You can also buy special swag and digi bundles at Jack’s Ko-fi.

    For more of Jack Valentine’s exploits, read Josie Jaffrey’s ‘Seekers’ novels. Find out more at http://josiejaffrey.com/seekers.

    Get the shiny special edition of May Day on Backerkit.

    CAST

    Jack Valentine – Grace Kelly Miller

    Cameron Sawyer – Nathan Peter Grassi

    Deputy Boyd – Kofi Young

    Hunter LeMay Alderley – Max Windich

    Baron Drake – Pip Gladwin

    Captain Langford – Joyce Greenaway

    Professor Wilks – Richard Rycroft

    CREW

    Production support and script editing – Adie Hart

    Recording and sound design – Hedley Knights and Beth Crane of Battle Bird Productions

    Jack Valentine, Vampire Detective is written by Josie Jaffrey and directed by Jen Sugden, with original music by Hedley Knights.

    Jack Valentine character art by Salome Totladze. All graphics by Josie Jaffrey.

    This podcast is made by humans, for humans (and vampires). No generative AI tools were used in its creation.

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    43 min
  6. The Joker

    Episode 5

    Show notes

    Mina gets a rude awakening, and Cam takes us back to his favourite case from the Dead Box.

    Click here for transcripts and content warnings.

    SUPPORT JACK VALENTINE!

    For early, ad-free episodes, and exclusive content, join the Jack Valentine Patreon.

    You can also buy special swag and digi bundles at Jack’s Ko-fi.

    For more of Jack Valentine’s exploits, read Josie Jaffrey’s ‘Seekers’ novels. Find out more at http://josiejaffrey.com/seekers.

    Get the shiny special edition of May Day on Backerkit.

    CAST

    Jack Valentine – Grace Kelly Miller

    Cameron Sawyer – Nathan Peter Grassi

    Deputy Boyd – Kofi Young

    Hunter LeMay Alderley – Max Windich

    Baron Drake – Pip Gladwin

    Captain Langford – Joyce Greenaway

    Ellie – Nancy White

    Dr Ed Castell – Ian Nutt

    Mina Parchek – Beth Eyre

    Additional Voices – Beth Crane

    CREW

    Production support and script editing – Adie Hart

    Recording and sound design – Hedley Knights and Beth Crane of Battle Bird Productions

    Jack Valentine, Vampire Detective is written by Josie Jaffrey and directed by Jen Sugden, with original music by Hedley Knights.

    Jack Valentine character art by Salome Totladze. All graphics by Josie Jaffrey.

    This podcast is made by humans, for humans (and vampires). No generative AI tools were used in its creation.

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    40 min
  7. Ten of Clubs

    Episode 6

    Show notes

    The discovery of a third body presents a disturbing solution to the question of the serial killer’s identity.

    Click here for transcripts and content warnings.

    SUPPORT JACK VALENTINE!

    For early, ad-free episodes, and exclusive content, join the Jack Valentine Patreon.

    You can also buy special swag and digi bundles at Jack’s Ko-fi.

    For more of Jack Valentine’s exploits, read Josie Jaffrey’s ‘Seekers’ novels. Find out more at http://josiejaffrey.com/seekers.

    Get the shiny special edition of May Day on Backerkit.

    CAST

    Jack Valentine – Grace Kelly Miller

    Cameron Sawyer – Nathan Peter Grassi

    Deputy Boyd – Kofi Young

    Hunter LeMay Alderley – Max Windich

    Baron Drake – Pip Gladwin

    Captain Langford – Joyce Greenaway

    Dr Ed Castell – Ian Nutt

    Pandora Carlton – Lowri Ann Davies

    Additional Voices – Maddy Searle, Phillip Cotterill and Adie Hart

    CREW

    Production support and script editing – Adie Hart

    Recording and sound design – Hedley Knights and Beth Crane of Battle Bird Productions

    Jack Valentine, Vampire Detective is written by Josie Jaffrey and directed by Jen Sugden, with original music by Hedley Knights.

    Jack Valentine character art by Salome Totladze. All graphics by Josie Jaffrey.

    This podcast is made by humans, for humans (and vampires). No generative AI tools were used in its creation.

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    43 min
  8. Dealer's Choice

    Episode 7

    Show notes

    In the last episode of this half-season, Jack finds herself trapped by the very killer she was supposed to catch.

    Click here for transcripts and content warnings.

    SUPPORT JACK VALENTINE!

    For early, ad-free episodes, and exclusive content, join the Jack Valentine Patreon.

    You can also buy special swag and digi bundles at Jack’s Ko-fi.

    For more of Jack Valentine’s exploits, read Josie Jaffrey’s ‘Seekers’ novels. Find out more at http://josiejaffrey.com/seekers.

    Get the shiny special edition of May Day on Backerkit.

    CAST

    Jack Valentine – Grace Kelly Miller

    Cameron Sawyer – Nathan Peter Grassi

    Deputy Boyd – Kofi Young

    Hunter LeMay Alderley – Max Windich

    Baron Drake – Pip Gladwin

    Captain Langford – Joyce Greenaway

    Professor Wilks – Richard Rycroft

    Dr Ed Castell – Ian Nutt

    Pandora Carlton – Lowri Ann Davies

    Ellie – Nancy White

    Frank the Hacker – Maddy Searle

    Mina Parchek – Beth Eyre

    Additional Voices – Beth Crane, Adie Hart, Phillip Cotterill and Richard Rycroft

    CREW

    Production support and script editing – Adie Hart

    Recording and sound design – Hedley Knights and Beth Crane of Battle Bird Productions

    Jack Valentine, Vampire Detective is written by Josie Jaffrey and directed by Jen Sugden, with original music by Hedley Knights.

    Jack Valentine character art by Salome Totladze. All graphics by Josie Jaffrey.

    This podcast is made by humans, for humans (and vampires). No generative AI tools were used in its creation.

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    43 min
  1. Feed Drop: Victoriocity Bonus

    Show notes

    In this bonus episode, Josie Jaffrey has updates about our crowdfunder for the next half season of Jack Valentine, Vampire Detective, and also news about our network, Fable & Folly.

    You can find the Jack Valentine Patreon here (for Dead Letters): https://www.patreon.com/c/josiejaffrey

    The Jack Valentine Ko-fi shop here (for swag bundles): https://ko-fi.com/jackvalentinepod

    And the May Day Special Edition BackerKit here (with freebie Cam short story "Blood Work"): https://www.backerkit.com/call_to_action/687947b5-b8d2-4c3d-814b-225c10a007ba/landing

    Episode seven was the last episode in this half season of Jack Valentine, so we’re taking a little hiatus until next year while we make more of the show. In the meantime, we’ll be bringing you taster episodes from other podcasts in the Jack Valentine family: highlighting other shows featuring our wonderfully-talented cast and crew.

    Today, we're bringing you the first ever episode of Victoriocity, co-created by our wonderful director Jen Sudgen, in which Inspector Fleet is sent to protect a celebrated scientist who has returned to England, and Clara Entwhistle travels to London to begin her new life as a journalist.

    Find out more at https://www.victoriocity.com/, and buy the excellent Victoriocity novel High Vaultage here: https://www.victoriocity.com/high-vaultage

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    38 min
  2. Encounters: Black Mary Bonus

    Show notes

    In this bonus episode, we're bringing you a spooky Halloween treat: a short story from the world of Jack Valentine. It’s called Black Mary, and it’s narrated by our wonderful director Jen Sugden.

    Content warning: this is a vampire horror story involving the apparent death of children.

    You can find the Encounters short story collection here: https://buy.bookfunnel.com/ri7ixdsf6c

    For early, ad-free episodes, and exclusive content, join the Jack Valentine Patreon.

    You can also buy special swag and digi bundles at Jack’s Ko-fi.

    Get the shiny special edition of May Day on Backerkit.

    Encounters cover art by Martin Beckett. Music by Hedley Knights.

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    28 min

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