Podcast
Lops & Quilly
“It’s rather useless to write a gripping narrative with nothing in it ... because [stories] are always about people even if they purport to be about rabbits or robots.”
— Margaret Atwood
Lops & Quilly is an experimental comedy series by Ani Rey about a bunny girl (Sparrow Delgado) and bobot (Zeke Felix), who are "security guards" on the British Kingdom's future fleet of British Museum Ships, showcasing stolen artifacts from across the galaxy.
They do not do their jobs.
(btw, even though neither of the main characters are human, the people who made the show are; nothing ai-generated here)
Cozy AF
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- Episodes
- 4
- Releases
- Every two weeks
- Typical length
- 12 min
- On air since
- 2026
- Latest episode
- 1 day ago
Episodes
4 episodes, from the first
Season 1
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1 min
Trailer: A Butterfly of Little Consequence Trailer
Show notes
Everything exists that possibly could exist. And yet, you are still you.
cw: This trailer contains fart noises and mildly pretentious existentialism.
Created by Ani Rey.
CC-BY-NC-SA Cozy AF
Additional information, including transcripts, is available on the website.
If you like Lops & Quilly and/or want to help out the transgender immigrants who made it, support the show on Patreon!
Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.
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11 min
1.01 - The Purpose of a Pilot is What It Does
Episode 1
Show notes
Meet Lops, the loser bunnygirl who has taken over the brains of both her writer and voice actor (and soon yours too!). Meet Quilly, the useless quantum android of mysterious provenance. They work together at the security desk of the Third Space British Museum... though "work" is a bit of a stretch.
Armed with bop-it and bong, they'll take on the universe or something!
This episode contains strong language, drug use, discussions of sex work and robot genitals, and trans people simply existing.
Cast:
Lops | Sparrow Delgado
Quilly | Haden Ezekiel Felix
Meggles | Rae Lundberg
Lops & Quilly is a Cozy AF media podcast produced, written, and directed by Ani Rey, with script and audio editing by Haven Gay. Sound design and background music by Ani Rey. This episode is published under a CC-BY-NC-SA license. No AI was used in its creation.
Sound Attributions:
Spaceship Engine - just noise.wav by Knoplund (CC-BY 4.0)
Air Conditioner ambience_01.wav by ceberation (CC-BY 3.0)
Synthetic watery bubbles 01_Stereo by cabled_mess (CC0)
bubbles pop sounds by Burt575 (CC0)
Squeaky mop bucket.m4a by Spamanator (CC0)
SCI_FI_DOOR.wav by alexo400 (CC0)
air_hiss_pressure_loop.wav by typeoo (CC0)
Water Mechanism hum loop by HenKonen (CC0)
Additional information, including transcripts, is available on the website.
If you like Lops & Quilly and/or want to help out the transgender immigrants who made it, support the show on Patreon!
Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.
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14 min
1.02 - Season Recap
Episode 2
Show notes
Thank you all for your faithful listenership! This series has been a joy to create, and we're all thrilled at the reception it's gotten over the years. Now that we're so close to the finale, we use this episode to look back, remember the highlights, and reflect on the themes of the show. Meanwhile, Lops takes the opportunity to go back and undo her biggest mistake, fixing the timeline and forever altering the course of reality.
This episode contains strong language, discussion of robot genitals, light degradation kink, and trans people simply existing.
Cast:
Lops | Sparrow Delgado
Quilly | Haden Ezekiel Felix
Meggles | Rae Lundberg
Phone Assistant | Quinn Roden
Narrator | Ani Rey
Lops & Quilly is a Cozy AF media podcast produced, written, and directed by Ani Rey, with script and audio editing by Haven Gay. Sound design and background music by Ani Rey. This episode is published under a CC-BY-NC-SA license. No AI was used in its creation.
Sound Attributions:
Spaceship Engine - just noise.wav by Knoplund (CC-BY 4.0)
Air Conditioner ambience_01.wavby ceberation (CC-BY 3.0
Synthetic watery bubbles 01_Stereo by cabled_mess (CC0)
bubbles pop sounds by Burt575 (CC0)
Squeaky mop bucket.m4a by Spamanator (CC0)
SCI_FI_DOOR.wav by alexo400 (CC0)
air_hiss_pressure_loop.wav by typeoo (CC0)
Water Mechanism hum loop by HenKonen (CC0)
Clock by colorsCrimsonTears (CC0)
Fridge Tone by squareal (CC0)
Marker on paper by HenKonen (CC0)
settingdownglassbottle.wav by rpew1 (CC0)
Marker.wav by Ches_Bar (CC0)
Squeaky Toy 1 by qubodup (CC0)
Squeaky Toy 2 by qubodup (CC0)
Playing With Squeaky Toy by qubodup (CC0)
Sort of rattle Bs-Ht Ct 1.wav by beskhu (CC0)
Sort of rattle stable 2.wav by beskhu (CC0)
vinyl_record_needle_static_01.wav by joedeshon (CC-BY 4.0)
Remembrance Harp.wav by Foreman_Griller (CC0)
Time Closet
Sci Fi Disappearance by mariannadeoliveira (CC0)
Wooden-Door-opening+closing_mono.wav by hannagreen (CC0)
door locking.wav by SkeetMasterFunk69 (CC0)
Microwave.wav by blwuens (CC0)
Additional information, including transcripts, is available on the website.
If you like Lops & Quilly and/or want to help out the transgender immigrants who made it, support the show on Patreon!
Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.
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12 min
1.03 - Time Paradox
Episode 3
Show notes
Lops and Quilly learn about temporal-spacial mechanics. Meggles learns about "Silent Hill" and "ballin'." Lops' and Quilly's time-clones learn about Lops and Quilly. Nobody retains any useful information.
This episode contains strong language, mention of consensual violence in a sexual setting, and trans people simply existing.
Cast:
Lops | Sparrow Delgado
Lops | Sparrow Delgado
Quilly | Haden Ezekiel Felix
Quilly | Haden Ezekiel Felix
Meggles | Rae Lundberg
Coworker 1 | Ani Rey
Coworker 2 | Quinn Roden
Lops & Quilly is a Cozy AF media podcast produced by Ani Rey and Haven Gay. This episode was written and directed by Ani Rey, with script and audio editing by Haven Gay. Sound design and background music by Ani Rey. This episode is published under a CC-BY-NC-SA license. No AI was used in its creation.
Sound Attributions:
Spaceship Engine - just noise.wav by Knoplund (CC-BY 4.0)
Squeaky mop bucket.m4a by Spamanator (CC0)
SCI_FI_DOOR.wav by alexo400 (CC0)
air_hiss_pressure_loop.wav by typeoo (CC0)
Water Mechanism hum loop by HenKonen (CC0)
Fridge Tone by squareal (CC0)
Marker.wav by Ches_Bar (CC0)
Squeaky Toy 1 by qubodup (CC0)
Squeaky Toy 2 by qubodup (CC0)
Playing With Squeaky Toy by qubodup (CC0)
Sort of rattle Bs-Ht Ct 1.wav by beskhu (CC0)
Sort of rattle stable 2.wav by beskhu (CC0)
Footsteps, Sneakers, Tile, Fast by neohylanmay (CC-BY 4.0)
Warp SFXby Breviceps (CC0)
Plate and Mug on Table by Woodstokk (CC0)
FOLEY_Footsteps_Laminate_001.wav by conleec (CC0)
Kids chair against floor_less drag.wav by tlcolbe (CC0)
Chair sit by SPAudiobooks (CC0)
knocking over empty containers on floor over - 1 by FOSSarts (CC0)
Hinge Recording by heidicolorado (CC0)
Additional information, including transcripts, is available on the website.
If you like Lops & Quilly and/or want to help out the transgender immigrants who made it, support the show on Patreon!
Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.
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