Mary Alice, What Did You Do?: A Desperate Housewives Recap

Mike’s memory loss is contagious, the Van De Kamp dinners go on tour, and the murdered rat’s brother returns to haunt the Scavos and get revenge.

In this week’s episode Jakub threatens to mute Erin and go solo.

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"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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This podcast contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, racism, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, cancer, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Susan kidnaps a grown man, Tom raises dough as well as Lynette’s blood pressure and Carlos bursts Gaby’s bubble… bath.

In this week’s episode, Erin has unorthodox playlist and Jakub struggles with facial recognition.

Happy Wisteria Wednesday!

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"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)

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Tom has a bowling team but no job, Susan dumps Ian McBond and her Parisian dreams for Detective Mike, and Gaby sells items of a woman she caused the death of.

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"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠⁠incompetech.com⁠⁠)

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Content Warnings:

This podcast contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, racism, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, cancer, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Gaby pulls a Taylor Swift level escape, Susan misses Betty Applewhite, and Mike wakes up from his nap.

In this week’s episode, Erin and Jakub are body shamed and will never stop talking about Jakub’s birthday.

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Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)

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Content Warnings:

This podcast contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, racism, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Bree and Orson honeymoon in a morgue, Julie the Vampire Slayer gets a new forbidden love interest, and we finally meet Aunt Fern!

In this week’s episode, Jakub stans Gaby in red and Erin argues she could convince anybody she is a neurosurgeon.

Happy Wisteria Wednesday!

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Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)

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Content Warnings:

This podcast contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, racism, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Orson is the new host of ‘Is it Cake?’, Susan throws fruit at coma patients in disgust, and Wolverine comes to Wisteria Lane.

In this week’s VIDEO episode, Erin quits the podcast and Jakub cries over chicken in a cupboard.

Happy Wisteria Wednesday!

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Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)

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Content Warnings:

This podcast contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, racism, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

It’s our SEASON 2 recap and what a season it has been. Death Counts, Affair Counts, Marriage Counts. Call Erin Count Dracula. Call Jakub and ask where he got this beautiful shirt. Join us for this brief recap episode as we gear up to post season three - coming in September.

Happy Wisteria Wednesday!

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Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)

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Content Warnings:

This podcast contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, racism, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

It’s the season two finale! Zach begins his Batman origin story, Karl and Susan’s flame has officially burned out, and the Applewhites finally leave the lane behind. Not only that, but Boss Man Nora makes her debut and Xiao Mei’s ripped her Sister Mary Hotpanties.

In this week’s VIDEO episode, Erin gets a goatee and Jakub aggressively campaigns against Gaby wearing red.

Happy Wisteria Wednesday!

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Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)

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Content Warnings:

This podcast contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, racism, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Carlos is DEAD, Mike’s proposing to his GRANDMOTHER, and YOU’RE in for a WIG.

In this week’s episode, Erin misses her close personal friend Mary Alice and Jakub explains women’s hairstyles for our friends at home.

Happy Wisteria Wednesday!

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Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)

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Content Warnings:

This podcast contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, racism, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

A Bree-nado hits Fairview, Susan’s belly button reveal, and Carlos has completely forgotten both his allergies and his morals.

In this week’s episode, Erin and Jakub FINALLY are able to explain the lady fingers joke from season one and no, it is not worth it.

Happy Wisteria Wednesday!

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Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)

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Content Warnings:

This podcast contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, racism, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Susan’s becoming a lesbian on Tuesday, the Applewhite basement has a new occupant and - alas - it’s the episode of the lads.

In this week’s episode, Erin contemplates giving knives to babies and shockingly Jakub is the one defending Carlos in the husband rankings.

Happy Wisteria Wednesday!

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Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)

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Content Warnings:

This podcast contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, racism, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Bree sends an innocent man to jail, Edie and Susan tag team waitresses, and Lynette plays Cyrano for Frat Boy Fred.

In this week’s episode, Erin and Jakub are both crying their eyes out.

Happy Wisteria Wednesday!

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Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)

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Content Warnings:

This podcast contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, racism, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Felicia and Paul are giving Enemies to Lovers, Bree’s wicked stepmom comes into town, and a new bombshell enters the cinema, and it’s hail hath no fury like

In this week’s episode, Erin has a filthy mind and Jakub is too good for us now that he is on television.

Happy Wisteria Wednesday!

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Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)

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Content Warnings:

This podcast contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, racism, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Carlos and Gaby are forced to tackle Temptation, Julie is the captain of Team Edie, and somebody needs to take the cardigans away from Susan.

In this week’s episode, Erin has a heartbreaking take on Edie Britt.

Happy Wisteria Wednesday!

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Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)

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Content Warnings:

This podcast contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, racism, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Bree is in a Saw movie, Susan’s boyfriend tries to kiss Mike, and Gaby and Carlos come out as Mexican.

In this week’s episode, Jakub brags about of men he knows named Mike.

Happy Wisteria Wednesday!

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Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)

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Content Warnings:

This podcast contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, racism, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Susan is auditioning for Calamity Jane, Paul Young can FIGHT with those arms, and everybody is back to themselves from the pilot!

In this week’s episode Jakub talks about feeling the thunder and Erin has a new old hypothesis on Tom.

Happy Wisteria Wednesday!

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Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)

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Content Warnings:

This podcast contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, racism, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Karl-ma comes for Susan, Gaby’s mum is a vulture, and Karen McCluskey enters the runway.

In this week’s episode Jakub man-spleens to Erin and both hosts get annoyed that this episode has NO reason to be set on Valentine’s Day.

Happy Wisteria Wednesday!

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Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)

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Content Warnings:

This podcast contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, racism, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Lynette accidentally joins a fraternity, Susan goes husband hunting, and Bree goes to a dinner party at Sue Sylvester’s house.

In this week’s episode Jakub and Erin talk weddings and Danielle’s hair routine.

Happy Wisteria Wednesday!

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Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)

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Content Warnings:

This podcast contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, racism, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Gaby’s having NUN OF IT, Tom is a poor man’s James Bond, and Susan doesn’t want to be Dr Ron’s first time.

This week, Erin and Jakub worship their unbothered Queen Danielle and lament on what the Applewhite storyline could have been.

Happy Wisteria Wednesday!

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Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)

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Content Warnings:

This podcast contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, racism, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Susan tells MRLies to get a man, Felicia has a new wig, and WHY oh WHY do we keep letting the Van de Kamp family drive?!

This week, Erin and Jakub welcome a new co-host (kinda) and argue over Tom - some things never change.

Happy Wisteria Wednesday!

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Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Brightly Fancy Kevin MacLeod (⁠incompetech.com⁠)

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Content Warnings:

This podcast contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, racism, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.