Midnight Society Rejects

What makes a good unexpected visitor? Probably nothing! Join B.J. and Sarah as they reflect on some of their own real-life unexpected guests (ahem, we're looking at you, Christopher Columbus), and then stick around for the recap of an episode jam-packed with odd-couple friendships, satellites, music beamed into space, golden spider webs, extraterrestrial entities, and lots of really weak passwords for top-secret projects.

Do you love mean counselors? Boys adventuring in the woods? And a level of cultural appropriation that only the 1990s (and everything before and probably after) could provide? Join BJ and Sarah for some cringe-worthy conversation on an episode that, shall we say, has not aged terribly well. Lend an ear to "The Tale of the Manaha."

You know how it is: your little brother wins the science fair, it’s your birthday, your parents make you babysit—and then a sinister spirit awakens, leaving you to clean up the mess?

Neither do we. But Gwen sure does.

Tune in as Sarah and BJ talk buffets (again), talents, and why this may be one of the wackiest episodes in Are You Afraid of the Dark? history.

Sarah and BJ are back to talk lakes, jukeboxes, time warps, and why you should never shame a child for not knowing how to swim. Also: water wings never hurt anyone.

Don't touch that dial; don't select that song. Instead, listen in for “The Tale of C7.”

Sarah and B.J. are back! Again! Because it's Thursday and what else are they doing? This week, they discuss the finer points of Alcatraz escapes, ponder the relationship of stepbrothers, and recap "The Tale of Prisoners Past" which features a pair of (you guessed it!) stepbrothers who have a ghost to deal with in a prison a little (dare we say a lot?) like America's most famous island clink. Tune in. Then throw away the key.

Radios, hearses, and guest stars—oh my! Join Sarah and BJ for a star-studded and surprisingly deep episode of Midnight Society Rejects as they recap “The Tale of Station 109.1,” featuring a young Ryan Gosling and the unforgettable Gilbert Gottfried. Listen in as Sarah and BJ ponder what might come next after you step through the doors of eternity…

When Cindy enters the Elysian Beauty Salon, she gets more than just a makeover…

Join BJ and Sarah as they recap “The Tale of the Mystical Mirror.” Along the way, they discuss pudgy pies, body dysmorphia, and why looks can kill… not really, but that seemed like a good turn of phrase.

So grab your hair rollers, and [insert other beauty supplies here] and tune in for another strange romp down memory lane with The Midnight Society Rejects!

Ever wonder what BJ had on his high school class ring? You’re about to find out...

Join Sarah and BJ as they discuss symbols, signs, and why ghosts keep obsessing over unfinished business from, like… we don’t know… 75 years ago. Also: why does this show love aunts so much? Write in if you're an aunt.

Tune in to this week’s episode, “The Tale of the Jagged Sign.”

In this episode, Sarah and B.J. ponder the big questions—like how a swimming pool can stay hidden behind a high-school locker. Join them for “The Tale of the Dead Man’s Float,” featuring one of the series’ creepiest monsters: a blood-red ghoul with flesh falling from its bones. They also bid a fond farewell to storyteller Frank and welcome the newest recruit, Stig—assuming his story holds up. All this and more on this week’s episode of Midnight Society Rejects.

All aboard the Midnight Society Rejects Express! Join Sarah and B.J. as they recap a surprisingly great episode featuring dead dads, pocket watches, and history repeating itself.

Then, move over Lin-Manuel Miranda: the duo offer a sneak preview of the early rumblings of their forthcoming train musical, tentatively titled That Ol’ Train Maaaggiiiccc! (No, we are not for real, or are we?)

This week, Sarah and B.J. are dropping the recap in favor of diving down the rabbit hole of myths, legends and fun facts surrounding their favorite show! Listen in to learn the truths and half-lies that make this show so great.

What art did Sarah and B.J. hang on their dorm-room walls? What do they think about authenticity, reproductions, and a horsehair paintbrush? Learn about B.J.’s domineering ways in the creative-writing classroom. And how the perfect painting, encountered at the perfect moment, can attach itself to your soul. Gather your bristles and prepare to be bristled by "The Tale of the Unfinished Painting."

Sarah and BJ break down “The Tale of the Room for Rent,” a tale as old as time: about how a pilot killed in combat in World War II returns from beyond the grave to haunt the man he believes killed him—and (even worse!) stole his girlfriend.

Join them for this otherworldly romp about the importance of finding good tenants. Or, at the very least, ones with enough of a pulse to pay the rent.

Join Sarah and B.J. for a fiery new episode filled with hometown lore, haunted fire stations, an unexpected PSA reminding kids that their parents love them, and one important lesson: never trust a fire ghost. (A sentence we never expected to write.) Light a candle, kick back, and enjoy “The Tale of the Fire Ghost.”

Sarah and B.J. are back…this time with villains! In one of the most iconic (and blue-goo-covered) episodes of Are You Afraid of the Dark?, middle school odd couple Ethan Wood and Hooper Piccalaro find themselves face-to-face with the Ghastly Grinner—a nightmare-inducing comic book villain so terrifying he only ever appeared in a single issue. But after one ill-advised trip through a microwave (seriously, kids, don’t microwave comic books), the Grinner escapes into the real world, spreading his trademark blue slime and sinister grin wherever he goes.

Along the way, Sarah and B.J. revisit their own comic book obsessions—from Captain Carrot to well, that's about it—and explore the surprisingly large overlap between Are You Afraid of the Dark? and Goosebumps. Grab your favorite back issue and listen in for “The Tale of the Ghastly Grinner.”

Join Sarah and B.J. as they confess their most “illegal” activities—from claw machine heists to the occasional sub-20% tip (allegedly). Along the way, they discuss the things they hated as kids but would probably love today, wonder why no one has hired them to build a fence, and eventually arrive at the spookiest thing the ’90s had to offer: scarecrows coming to life. Listen in as they recap Are You Afraid of the Dark? episode “The Tale of the Silent Servant”!

Listen in as Sarah and B.J. dig through the paraphernalia of their past—from Timex watches to hemp necklaces—before recapping “The Tale of the Long Ago Locket.” Featuring Will Friedle (of Boy Meets World fame), a Revolutionary War Minuteman, unrequited love, poorly tossed Frisbees, awkward teenage kissing, and plenty of that ’90s nostalgia you've come to tolerate. Enjoy!

Join B.J. and Sarah as they discuss invasions of privacy, reveal the last person Sarah held hands with (seriously—who is Alex?), and explain why you should never, under any circumstances, mess with the dead. Especially the nautical dead. All this and more as they recap Are You Afraid of the Dark? episode “The Tale of the Water Demons.”

Sarah and B.J. talk about their second favorite subject (after cauliflower pizza): libraries! What is it about libraries that allows these places to find their way deep into our hearts? And why won’t B.J. ever return his overdue books? And who here misses the old days when you'd just write your name on a little card and that was how you checked out a book?

Anywhoo, none of that has a ton to do with the episode, minus the locale. Tune in for “The Tale of the Quiet Librarian,” featuring what may be the creepiest scene in all of "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" history.

Shush up and listen in as they explore “The Tale of the Quiet Librarian.”

"Water, water everywhere, and not a drop to drink!" Does this apply to the episode? Not entirely, but it sounded like a hook that vaguely involves pirates! Sarah and B.J. are back to share about the stunning conclusion of Are You Afraid of the Dark's first-ever two-parter! Hope you like treasure!