Movie Mastery

The return of In Theaters Now with a movie we weren't planning on reviewing but then we got so angry we had to.

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RZA's love letter to kung fu movies that mostly suffers by having RZA in it.

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A comic book adaptation that fundamentally doesn't understand its source material or even what makes a movie good.

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A Hungarian cartoon about cat gangsters that is so much better than we ever assumed it would be.

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For a movie that spent 8 years in development hell, they sure did put out one of the best pulp adventure films around

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The meta-commentary on action movies that can't quite decide if it's a parody or a love letter to the genre

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The Rocky and Bullwinkle spinoff movie 30 years later that has none of the charm or humor of the original show

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An incomprehensible mess of low grade animation that barely has a plot and constantly changes what its own premise is

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A classic of the bad movie genre that only got made because someone had a mechanical dinosaur available for a month

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Prohibition era vampires running bootleg blood using a speakeasy as a cover is a great idea but unfortunately this movie was made for None Dollars that all went into hiring Ice-T

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A crossover movie that is entirely coasting on the title and the knowledge that some people will watch literally anything to do with weed

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Pia Zadora falls in love with an alien musician in this sci-fi/musical/comedy B-movie mash-up

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A film that feels like an RPG with a bunch of psychics fighting a secret government agency

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A psychedelic 70's animated film for adults that somehow got made in the late 80's because of the French

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Journey back to the forest moon of Endor, where magic is real, the Force isn't a thing, and the 12 year olds are the absolute worst.

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An animated movie about wolf romance that has some weird ideas about what being an Omega wolf means (no not like that you internet perverts)

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A feature that mashes up samurai films, mafia movies, and hip hop into something you are either going to vibe with or not

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A diver with a magic amulet that gives him a psychic connection to sharks must battle against Florida's most cacklingly stupid villains that just love abusing sharks.

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The unholy combination of The Little Rascals and Free Willy brought to by the same studio behind The Pest.

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The sequel to Mandingo that has nothing to do with that movie and everything to do with being terrible

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