My Brother, My Brother And Me

This week we’re figuring out how to import ghosts, how to make the most cursed wings imaginable, and how to visually distinguish famous poisoners from run-of-the-mill victorians. Gather your best 60-70 disciples and join us, won’t you?

Suggested Talking Points: The Exact Number of Mommies as Promised, Loose Schwarma, Damn These Foul Jellies, A Medium’s Dozen, Nice Try, Moriarty, Buffalo Wing Textural Experience, Too Slow Savvy?

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Dear podcast diary,
At least one of us is using this medium as a place to put all our feelings and thoughts about everything, like Kid Rock's new terrible songs, useless but impressive sports skills, and our favorite puppets. But that doesn't mean we know what episode number this is!
Love you like a sister!

Suggested talking points: Detroit Shlock Shitty, Can't Suck Up Front, My Son, The Sock Puppet, The Lola Bunny Donut Can't Be Real

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We’ve got company coming over to talk about pizza mascots, so it’s super important we get everything done TONIGHT. We gotta fit it all in: figuring out why Pitbull never got into crypto, special pumpkin carving projects, and crafting home-spun armor.

Suggested Talking Points: Pitbull Worldwide, Esq., I’m An Actual Dog, Store is Square Space, Crocheted Crotch Guard

Jordan Keyes: https://www.youtube.com/@itskeyes

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Today we’ll be your Funcierge, here to guide you through our entertainment show experience! It’s not quite a game show, but we do have a number of thrilling challenges for you to enjoy, like playing big connect four, trying to explain what you do for a living to strangers, and naming literally any historical event at all!

Suggested Talking Points: World Record in Elephant Toothpaste, YouTuber Ocean’s Eleven, One-Man Couples Costume, Thirty Travises or One Thirty-Times Travis

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We’re finally transforming from Talk-Boys into Talk MEN! That means we can finally get ads from the downstairs razor company and answer all your questions about big boy topics! Like pissing yourself in a race car, counting eggs, and the classic movie monster Lil’ Pinhead.

Suggested talking points: Quantum Mandela, We're Not a Chess Family, I'm Not as Egg-Resistant as Gaston, It's Always Mouth Stuff with Griffin, Unlicensed Scaring

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Here on MBMBaM we’re always looking for little ways to improve your life, like shot-putting children, building castles on steak, or easily acquiring a lifetime supply of money. Also this episode is our living will, so note that down.

Suggested talking points: Lick the Walls You Dirty Dogs, The Big Sticky Mess ™, I Wanna Trunch, Adults Are Off Nuggs

Midwest Food Bank: https://midwestfoodbank.org/disaster-relief/

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It’s time we started taking things seriously over here, which is why we’re digging into hard-hitting topics like using restaurants as banks, the dangers of complimenting someone’s pizza oven, and Griffin’s unexpected retirement from elite sports. We’re also bringing a brand new innovation to fashion: a t-shirt that looks like a guy wearing a t-shirt.

Suggested talking points: Love-Based Fantasy Violence, BW3s is a Temple, Crepes Pizza, The Best Stinkiest Leaves, Eiffel of Tears, Not Gonna Make You Let Me Feel Bad

Midwest Food Bank: https://midwestfoodbank.org/disaster-relief/

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Worried about staying up on all the hot trends this Fall? We’ve got you covered! This year it’s all about Italian spice lattes, watching the latest sexy hockey rom-com starring Martha Stewart, footprints in the sand metaphors, and collecting all the rare saxophone variants!

Suggested talking points: Outsider Trading, Biggs-ing it Up, Richard Drive-Us, Sax The Energy, Bible Beach Episode

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We’re bringing some real sleepover energy, so kick up your feet and join us as we discuss: what’s your favorite dinosaur? Who’s the most Griffin-looking muppet? And what would you rather get in a Burger King meal, Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan Goku, or a paper crown that actually fits your head?

Suggested talking points: Aesop’s Power Rankings, Elite Pokemon Series for Only Grandpas, 20 Pictures of Lew Zealand, Cool Cars to Drive Away In, Old Lizard History, Munch Your Body, Over 9000 Nuggets

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Take it from us, some dads – sometimes you need Dad Topics at the ready. If you ever encounter a Dad Conversation in the wild, try talking about fried pies, or the latest superhero-adjacent prestige television drama! If all else fails, you can always fall back on legally distinct tequilas.

Suggested talking points: Sometimes Magic is Stinky, Friday Night Lights Nights, Plato's Dong Shot, The Competence Divot

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The spooky season creep is upon us and and to get into the spirit of it all, we’re opening our very own temporary store! We’ve got all kinds of stuff that will help with exorcisms, like shoes that turn into socks, a Lacey Chabert Mobile, and shareholder blind bags.

Suggested talking points: A Cooler Executive, The Bad Boys of Mall Gifts, Looks Like a Sock, Eats Like a Shoe, Too Weak for the King

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Don't close the door on us, we have exactly what you need! We've got pre-discussed hand gestures, oddly specific online courses, breakfast shakes no one wanted, and an abundance of TV show pitches. How many? One, two, three, four, five . . . seventy-six. You need seventy-six of them, right?

Suggested talking points: Point Down if the Devil is Coming, Poppin' on the 'Cock, Grocery Store Guidance, Justin's Blackmail Jar, This Really Munches My Squad

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Psst. Hey. Listen, we have a trade to offer you. We’ll give you phone holsters, no-holds-barred flavor, and more hot takes on Dr. Doom. All you gotta do is tell us where to find the couch dump.

Suggested talking points: Space Debtor's Prison, Dog Mayor of Buffalo Wild Wings, Unexpected Sensory Experience, Travis the Witness, The Mutineer, the Surrogate

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Backpacks are out this year, but we know what’s in! Strap a belt around your books, tote your coffee in a dainty forty-eight ounce bucket, and move yourself around the office in a gamer chair shaped like Shaq. If all else fails, just have an otter carry your stuff around for you.

Suggested talking points: Polish Papa's Apples Today, Symbiotic Chair Relationship, High Risk Low Reward, A Race Against Thermodynamics, Watch it Goosh if it Gooshes

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The brothers are BACK, baby! All of them, even the ones you forgot about! They've been de-aged and are making out with mystical artifacts in order to bring you the best advice about grumpy owls, small-b bbq, and Big Brother Time-Travel Lore.

Suggested talking points: Straight to Kevin, I Am Root, I Don’t Question That BB-tonium Exists, Swollen with Vienna Sausages, Staging with Heart

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Our Sound Boy will get right on it to turn up the summer hits you love! Everyone wants to hear about dishwasher repair cosplayers, financial scams from the proto-Riddler, audio descriptions of popcorn gifs, and the fan favorite, How Big Is Your Toilet, How Little is Your Lamp?

Suggested talking points: What I Like Best About Your Undercarriage, Griffin's Secret Texas Money, Snacking on the Main Character, Cherry is the Crab Legs of Fruit, Sauce Apology

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We've got so much on the agenda today from our last Brainstorm Jam Sesh. Griffin’s gotta figure out a way to get insurance for his new faith-and-pain-forward comedy show, Trav needs a title for his new cheese mystery procedural, and Justin is desperate for a not-dusty chicken sandwich. So here's our new show: Welcome to Dickhead!

Suggested talking points: The Wizard Johnny Knoxville, Holy Ghost in the Machine, AI-Generated Devil Music for Satan, We Got So Many Planks, Sunk Bacon Fallacy

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Scrounge up your ferris wheel money, grab your waffled cones, and wear a coat I guess because it’s America’s 250th birthday and we’re going all out by catching up with William Henry Harrison, exposing secret jugglers, and dodging the paparazzo. If someone tells you they saw Griffin at that OTHER fair, no they didn’t. He would never.

Suggested talking points: Sorry Teachers This is Ferris Wheel Money, Crosstalk is the Worst When it’s Lying, It’s All Fear Baby, That’s a Load-Bearing Pergola Derek, You Have the Stink of Retail, Bottle Up Your Dark Energies, The Griffalanche

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In a way, this podcast is just part of a larger field study that we are doing with our bodies. It's an in-depth in-person study of really important subjects like getting free donuts, Weberoni, jokes about numbers, and how they filmed the very real Shrek documentary.

Suggested talking points: A Shrek-Forward Household, Sometimes I Want to Lap From the Sink, Bathroom Severance, FCC Says No Narrowcasting, Unique Pizza Occasion, John GiveMeRent

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All sets of three brothers are actually the same, so this week we're giving advice on keeping wolves at bay and building houses out of granite. But don't worry, there's time in this Jab-and-Gab to get in some questions about keeping dry in the rain, the real whereabouts of Jack the Ripper, and even more haunted piano keys.

Suggested talking points: Throwing Galaxies, JuiCera, When God Reclaims New Hampshire, Legs All the Way Down, Technically Everything is Probably Not Haunted

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