Podcast

Perfect Person

Comedy

A flawless call-in advice show in which Miles Bonsignore answers your calls, solves your problems, and helps you achieve perfection.

Episodes
226
Releases
Weekly
Typical length
1 hr 7 min
On air since
2022
Latest episode
6 days ago

Episodes

226 episodes, newest first

  1. 225:my f*ck buddy defrauded millions of dollars (w/ Gabby Bryan)

    Episode 225

    Show notes

    Gabby Bryan joins the show to take stunning calls about your hookup committing grand financial fraud, and being left out of a group photo.

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    1 hr 2 min
  2. 224: attempted murder at my local craft night (w/ Business Casual)

    Episode 224

    Show notes

    Business Casual (Jeremy Elder, Cory Peter Lane, & Hunter Saling) join the show to take stunning calls about a cleaner that chats with you on the toilet, a friend with an iconic wiener, and an attempted murder at your local craft night.

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    58 min
  3. 223: my boss is sabotaging our birthday parties (w/ Stef Dag)

    Episode 223

    Show notes

    Stef Dagz joins the show to take stunning calls about defeating your cool cousin who is besties with Bella Hadid, telling your boss about an insane photo they recieved, and a boss ruining company birthdays.

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    54 min
  4. 222: my sister's being haunted by a demon (w/ Eric Striffler & Ashleigh Lawless)

    Episode 222

    Show notes

    Eric Striffler and Ashleigh Lawless join the show once again to take haunted calls. We talk to callers about a voice in your room at 1AM, a sister with supernatural powers, and an old lady in a haunted funeral home.

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    1 hr 6 min
  5. 221: accidentally dating my ex's brother (w/ Will Witwer)

    Episode 221

    Show notes

    It is the annual st*ned episode of the show, and Will Witwer joins us in the studio to talk to callers about using your boyfriends razor for your pubes, dating your ex boyfriends older brother, and confronting your flame about a wild lie.

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    1 hr 5 min
  6. 220: devastatingly sent my whole ass to my boss (w/ Anna Garcia)

    Episode 220

    Show notes

    Anna Garcia joins the show to take stunning calls about getting your deserved tortellini pasta salad, getting caught doing weird stuff at the racquetball court, and texting a video of your whole ass to your boss.

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    1 hr 10 min
  7. 219: noise complaint for being awesome at sex (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)

    Episode 219

    Show notes

    Sarah Bonsignore joins the show to take stunning calls from a confused unicycler, someone who fell down the stairs and wants the security tapes, and someone who's neighbors are eavesdropping on their wild sex life.

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    59 min
  8. 218: disastrously sh*t in my crush's yard (w/ Kel Cripe)

    Episode 218

    Show notes

    Kel Cripe joins the show to take stunning calls about sh*tting in your lover's parents yard, matching with your cousin on grindr, and having your ex stay in your house.

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    1 hr 17 min
  9. 217: my dad abandoned our family to be a rapper (w/ Sammie Mayti)

    Episode 217

    Show notes

    Sammie Mayti joins the show to take stunning calls about your dad leaving the family for the rap game, making a fart sound in your cubicle, and dressing like a minion to confess your love.

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    1 hr 9 min
  10. 216: the rival science teacher robbed me (w/ Patrick McDonald)

    Episode 216

    Show notes

    Patrick McDonald joins the show to take stunning calls about learning your 8 roommates names, becoming a sudden janitor at a vet office, and getting revenge on the rival science teacher at work.

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    1 hr 16 min
  11. 215: everyone thinks I banged my boss (w/ Tommy Bowe)

    Episode 215

    Show notes

    Tommy Bowe joins the show to take take stunning calls about sh*t talking a classmate in front of the whole class, and a receptionist hellbent on creating false rumors about you at work.

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    1 hr 3 min
  12. 214: my boyfriend won't use our couple's toilet (w/ Will Witwer)

    Episode 214

    Show notes

    Will Witwer joins the show to take stunning calls about a couple's toilet, an expensive watermelon, and a statistically low jumper.

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    1 hr 4 min
  13. 213: caught my best friend buck naked on my moms couch (w/ Rainie Toll)

    Episode 213

    Show notes

    Rainie Toll joins the show to take stunning calls about revealing your itchy crotch to your whole company, finding your friend buck naked drunk on your mom's couch, and burning bridges for your dream job.\

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    1 hr 11 min
  14. 212: sleepwalking roommate spoils my milk (w/ Jay Putnam & Jon Hebert)

    Episode 212

    Show notes

    Jay Putnam & Jonathan Hebert, of The Couch Boyz, join the show to take stunning calls about a sleepwalking roommate spoiling milk, and getting a nightmare coworker fired.

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    1 hr 6 min
  15. 211: my neighbor terrorizes me over bluetooth (w/ Adam Conover)

    Episode 211

    Show notes

    Adam Conover joins the show to take stunning calls about a neighbor constantly connecting to your bluetooth devices, a boss who stole your baby name, and an accidental engagement to a friend.

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    1 hr 10 min
  16. 210: Sexy Bachelors Try To Find Love In Vegas (w/ Eric, Jay, & Will)

    Episode 210

    Show notes

    The Bachelor Boyz (Eric Striffler, Jay Putnam, & Will Witwer) take on Vegas. They gear up for their big night at the Perfect Person Live Show, and try to date single audience members in front of a live crowd in this special event mockumentary.

    *For the full cinematic Bachelor Special experience, watch on youtube

    **OUTTAKES AT 1:27:08

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    1 hr 34 min
  17. 209: my mom is a toxic Disney influencer (w/ Isa Briones)

    Episode 209

    Show notes

    https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive

    THE GREY AREA TOUR TICKETS ARE LIVE - come see the show!

    Isa Briones (The Pitt, Just In Time, Hadestown) joins the show to take stunning calls about getting out of the swimming pool, having an disney influencer as a mom, and your dad telling you he is joining a nudist colony.

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    1 hr 4 min
  18. 208: corrupt employee of the month race (w/ Jonny Cakes)

    Episode 208

    Show notes

    Jonny Cakes joins the show to take stunning calls about being pranked by your husband, a corrupt hospital employee of the month race, and a coworker seeing your boob.

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    1 hr 8 min
  19. 207: giving my carjacker the ick (w/ Erin Dougal)

    Episode 207

    Show notes

    https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive

    THE GREY AREA TOUR TICKETS ARE LIVE - come see the show!

    Erin Dougal joins the show to take stunning calls about using human remains at work, giving a carjacker the ick, and buying vintage naughty magazines from a stranger.

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    1 hr
  20. 206: delivering my ex's bizarre packages (w/ Geoffrey James)

    Episode 206

    Show notes

    https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive

    THE GREY AREA TOUR TICKETS ARE LIVE - come see the show!

    Geoffrey James joins the show to take stunning calls about delivering your ex girlfriend's packages, forcibly changing your birthday, and committing espionage against the group chat.

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    1 hr 15 min