Podcast
Personality Hires
Hey, we're Personality Hires - we somehow all got hired by one of the biggest radio shows in the country and then we became friends. Against our will, but hey, you can't control chemistry.
Personality Hires is the podcast that's basically your office breakroom banter, but better. You know that one cubicle neighbor who always has a wild story and the work group chat that’s hilarious, messy, and totally relatable?
That’s us - Abby, Jackson, Rebecca, and Mikey. We're not exactly hired for our technical skills, but we'll be damned if we don’t make your 9–5 worth getting out of bed for.
Each week, your favorite coworkers (ahem, us) will serve up slice-of-life stories, office gossip, jokes you probably shouldn’t make above a whisper, and takes on the news you didn’t know you needed...or really even cared about.
Whether we're roasting each other, oversharing about dating disasters, or revealing secrets that should get HR-called on us —we're the water cooler chat version of must see TV.
Bring Personality Hires into your car, kitchen, or especially into the cubicle you already hate being in. We're always on at your convenience (just like Slack, ugh) —making Mondays (and if we're being honest, every weekday) slightly less miserable.
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- Improv chart
- #71
- Episodes
- 69
- Releases
- Weekly
- Typical length
- 43 min
- On air since
- 2025
- Latest episode
- 6 days ago
Episodes
69 episodes, newest first
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59 min
Ear Ish & Johnny Blue Dish
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Jackson gets an emergency surgery, Mikey performs his own procedure. Jackson values his cats more than an El Paso custodian. Nonsense.
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1 hr 4 min
Oktoberfest & A String Of Burgles
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Mikey gets burgled, Jackson gets drunk. Blind ranking, humiliation, and bad guesses ensue.
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53 min
GREASECON 2026
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Mikey gets brutally attacked online. Jackson learns about Latinos. The fellas have their first big Fermi fight.
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1 hr 8 min
Mikey's Brother Lives In The Woods For MONTHS!
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Chase details some harrowing experiences while hiking the Appalachian Trail. Jackson and Mikey interrogate.
Link to Chase's AT blog - https://www.polarsteps.com/cwtwelve/25291891-appalachian-trail
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57 min
Rebecca's Wedding Plot Twist Of The Century
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Jackson shaves his mustache, Rebecca has a big decision to make, and Mikey makes a billion dollars.
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56 min
Maniac Tries To Ruin My Birthday Party
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Mikey's parking garage party is crashed by a maniac. Jackson goes to Fort Worth to play video games and swindles a corporation.
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51 min
Life Measured Through Hot Dog Distance
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Mikey needs a wedding dance instructor. We talk life stats and help Jessica Rabbit with her new job. Legendary http://Fermi.gg guess.
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51 min
The Worst Trash Can On Earth
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Jackson gets greasy at DragonCon. Mikey's trash can sucks.
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56 min
Getting Scammed Out of $1000
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Mikey is joined by Scott, an old friend who was just scammed out of $1000 in a fairly obvious trick.
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59 min
Our Most Embarrassing Work Stories
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Rebecca returns to the show. She is scared of embarrassing herself at her fancy new "government" job. Mikey gets sprayed in the face, Jackson cries in the bathroom, and Rebecca doesn't know how to take a breakfast order.
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42 min
And Then There Were Two
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The Personality Hires are back with some BIG changes. Mikey and Jackson detail some of the biggest robberies of all time (Mikey didn't understand the assignment). Mikey thinks 'they' are trying to burn down his apartment.
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47 min
The Most Expensive "Free Trial" You'll Ever Hear About
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What started as a conversation about Jackson's dream trip to Japan quickly turned into one of our biggest financial confessions yet.
We debate what purchases are actually worth the money from YouTube Premium and therapy to travel, Pokémon collectibles, and fast-casual food before Rebecca reveals the painful truth: she accidentally paid for a forgotten subscription for TWO YEARS!
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Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views expressed on this podcast solely reflect those of the host and do not reflect the views of Pionaire.
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40 min
Abby Has an Offer Jackson Can't Refuse
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Ever gotten something permanent done to yourself and instantly regretted it before loving it again 24 hours later? Rebecca did, and she's got the tattoo to prove it. Plus: a horror movie debate, and Abby's dad's increasingly wild lengths to score a tee time at one of the most exclusive golf courses on earth.
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Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views expressed on this podcast solely reflect those of the host and do not reflect the views of Pionaire.
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38 min
This Is Every Traveler's Worst Nightmare
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Ever wondered what would happen if you showed up to the airport without your ID?
Jackson accidentally made one of the biggest travel mistakes imaginable when he shipped his wallet across the country before two flights home. Then, Rebecca admits to the most embarrassing habit she's ever shared on the podcast. Plus, Mikey's self-driving Waymo goes completely rogue, turning a simple Uber ride into what felt like a kidnapping.
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34 min
Should Fans Stay Out of Ariana Grande's Business?
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Is it ever okay to comment on a celebrity's health?
This week on Personality Hires, the conversation starts with one ridiculous question: can Rebecca actually make money by selling her Hinge love story?
Then we get into a real conversation about Ariana Grande's world tour, the discourse around her appearance, and where the line is between fan concern and parasocial overreach when a celebrity may be struggling privately.
Plus: Jackson and Mikey accidentally turn an apartment pool party into the most competitive childhood game imaginable.
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Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views expressed on this podcast solely reflect those of the host and do not reflect the views of Pionaire.
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39 min
First Day Fails & Our Love Island Superlatives
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This week: Mikey's first day at his new radio job goes sideways, we put a flaky friend on trial in Inhumane Resources, and Love Island USA superlatives get way too personal.
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Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views expressed on this podcast solely reflect those of the host and do not reflect the views of Pionaire.
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40 min
BONUS EP: Is Love Island USA Doing Too Much???
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BONUS EP: Is Love Island USA Doing Too Much???
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Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views expressed on this podcast solely reflect those of the host and do not reflect the views of Pionaire.
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40 min
Big News, Bad Bits & the JoJo Siwa Cruise
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Rebecca is officially 2 YEARS CANCER FREE. She shares what the milestone means, what got her through tongue cancer treatment, and the advice that actually helped.
But first we have to discuss the JoJo Siwa Cruise! Yes, it's real. Two grown women paid to be on it, and Abby cannot stop watching. Plus, we break down the art of running "bits" in everyday life, and Rebecca reveals the detail about her first fight with her boyfriend.
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Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views expressed on this podcast solely reflect those of the host and do not reflect the views of Pionaire.
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43 min
AI Fruit Soap Operas Are Taking Over TikTok...So We Made Our Own
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Have you fallen down the AI soap opera rabbit hole on TikTok yet?
This week on Personality Hires, we react to the internet's latest obsession: bizarre AI-generated soap operas starring fruit, hairdryers, curling irons, and other random household objects. After watching some truly unhinged clips, we decide to prove humans are still funnier than AI by creating our own dramatic appliance soap opera, As The Kitchen Turns.
We also discuss:
Rebecca moving in with her boyfriend for one unexpected reason
The challenge of convincing someone to watch Attack on Titan
A very controversial Spirited Away tattoo decision
The Studio Ghibli character Rebecca wants permanently tattooed on her body
Jackson's bizarre Airbnb fire alarm encounter during a Colorado golf trip
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30 min
One Huge Mistake & One Unexpected Announcement
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A routine trip to the grocery store turns into one of the most uncomfortable moments of Jackson's life. Then Rebecca makes a surprising Pride Month announcement, and why she's feeling differently than she did just a few years ago. Plus, and interesting game hosted by Mikey.
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Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Views expressed on this podcast solely reflect those of the host and do not reflect the views of Pionaire.
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