Random Number Generator Horror Podcast No. 9

Turns out death is just the men we met along the way

Approachability: 8/10 (Spooky, uncanny psychological thriller)

Content Warnings: Jump scares; Creepy imagery

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Finley (2020) / Cam Closer (2013) / Great Choice (2017) / Alma (2012) / The Tell-Tale Heart (2009)

Approachability: n/a/10 (Varies: this batch isn't super bloody, one big jump scare, and mostly creepy)

Content Warnings: Jump scares; Scary faces; Feces; Blood/gore; Home Invasion

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From the writers and team behind Welcome to Night Vale, comes a new audio drama. Out today!

Kiara Sloan has been one of the world's biggest pop stars since before she could legally drive, but now she is in her forties, and embarking on a big comeback tour after an embarrassing public incident almost ended her career.

Neil Ritter is a small town boy from Texas, still in his twenties, and desperate for his big break as a music journalist. And here it is: spend the day in New Orleans with none other than Kiara Sloan. And maybe get something juicy about the pills and her dwindling ticket sales.

What starts as a reluctant interview turns, to both of their surprise, into a genuine connection, as Kiara and Neil wander the Crescent City through the day and well into the night.

From jazz clubs to tarot readers, from Jackson Square to a ferry on the Mississippi river, This Will Ruin The Tour invites us to listen in real time as Kiara and Neil try to find the balance between career and life, between stability and adventure, between self-control and jumping into love, even if it just might ruin the tour.

For fans of Before Sunrise, Roman Holiday, and Once, This Will Ruin The Tour is twenty four hours in America's most magical city, spent with two people who just might be falling in love…

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Nothing beats a Jet2holiday

Special Guest: Symphony Sanders https://www.instagram.com/symphonysanders/?hl=en

Approachability: 8/10 (Lush lesbian vampire thriller)

Content Warnings: Domestic violence/sexual assault; Blood

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Uh you got your Communism in my Christianity

Approachability: 5/10 (Gritty Escape Room Horror)

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Suicide; Cannibalism; Animal murder; Feces; Sexual Assault

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This is why the 6 train is so slow

Approachability: 7/10 (More Sci-Fi Noir than gory monster horror)

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Jump scares; Animal death;

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Patreon Live Stream 10/17

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From the writers and team behind Welcome to Night Vale, comes a new audio drama.

Kiara Sloan has been one of the world's biggest pop stars since before she could legally drive, but now she is in her forties, and embarking on a big comeback tour after an embarrassing public incident almost ended her career.

Neil Ritter is a small town boy from Texas, still in his twenties, and desperate for his big break as a music journalist. And here it is: spend the day in New Orleans with none other than Kiara Sloan. And maybe get something juicy about the pills and her dwindling ticket sales.

What starts as a reluctant interview turns, to both of their surprise, into a genuine connection, as Kiara and Neil wander the Crescent City through the day and well into the night.

From jazz clubs to tarot readers, from Jackson Square to a ferry on the Mississippi river, This Will Ruin The Tour invites us to listen in real time as Kiara and Neil try to find the balance between career and life, between stability and adventure, between self-control and jumping into love, even if it just might ruin the tour.

For fans of Before Sunrise, Roman Holiday, and Once, This Will Ruin The Tour is twenty four hours in America's most magical city, spent with two people who just might be falling in love…

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Mama told me not to come.

Approachability: 3/10 (Scary Demonic Presence Meets Family Drama)

Content Warnings: Suicide; Blood/gore; Creepy figures; Animal & child death; Jump scares

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Hey soldier, where you heading?

Approachability: 7/10 (Pulpy Vietnam-era zombie drama w more suspense than scares)

Content Warnings: Blood/Violence; Drug abuse; Animal Harm/Death; Suspense/Jump scares; Suicide.

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An adaptation is like a lover…

Approachability: 6/10 (Peak 00s thriller complete with fan service and stunt casting)

Content Warnings: Jump scares; Blood/Gore; Child Abuse; Sexual assault; Suicide

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It's your standard horror movie musical from Poland

Special Guests: Amanda McLoughlin & Julia Schifini of the podcast Spirits

Approachability: 7/10 (Gritty, musical adaptation of HC Andersen's The Little Mermaid)

Content Warnings: Sex trafficking; Blood/gore; Body horror

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Can you fit in this oven?

Approachability: 7/10 (Super fun and scary, but not overwhelmingly so)

Content Warnings: Jump scares/Creepy visuals; Child harm/endangerment

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Patreon Live Stream 9/12

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17 years later, the allegory still applies

Approachability: 7/10 (Horror-adjacent sci-fi action allegory)

Content Warnings: Body Horror; Bloody Violence; Vomit; Racist Caricatures

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We're gonna need a montage

Approachability: 4/10 (Action-packed, bloody, zombie blockbuster)

Content Warnings: Jump scares; Blood/gore

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Pre-order The Nudge now wherever you get books/audiobooks.

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Aaron F*cking Boone

Approachability: 6/10 (Not super-scary, but a practical-FX wonderland )

Content Warnings: Jump scares; Body Horror; Blood/violence; Strobe effects

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Grandma, what big hair you have!

Approachability: 8/10 (Beautiful VFX in a coming-of-age allegory)

Content Warnings: Body horror; Creepy animals

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Patreon Live Stream 8/15

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God is a pretentious poet

Approachability: 6/10 (Surreal and stressful domestic horror/religious allegory)

Content Warnings: Blood/violence; Misogyny/Imprisonment; Infant death

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Practice taking a breath.

Approachability: 2/10 (Creative and elaborate ways to die)

Content Warnings: Jump scares; Blood/gore

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The Great British Snake-Off

Approachability: 6/10 (Surreal and campy folk horror w/some fucked up imagery)

Content Warnings: Sexual assault; Blood/gore; Jump scares; Snakes

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