Saturday Midnight Cartoons

Tristan and Margaret do the Mash. The Monster Mash. We ponder the mechanics of monster biology, animating the Invisible Man, and Frankenstein's farts as we discuss Hotel Transylvania.

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Margaret forgets how time works and Tristan wants toys as our hosts discuss period-accurate fashion from 2010 and the excellent pun game of the original Monster High webisodes. Stay tuned for werewolf discos, the children of the Hat Man, and a monster president!

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Tristan and Margaret stayed mostly on-topic this time, so this episode is shorter than most. This week, they discuss the definition of an internet apology, dark magic fabric care, and a public relations sinner demon.

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Join Margaret and Tristan as they visit a far-out place, share a hot take on anchovies, and discuss Galaxy High School, a Saturday morning cartoon cut short after only 13 episodes.

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Tristan and Margaret discuss which animals they would cuddle in Heaven, the historical accuracy of Sir Pentious's backstory, and how Lute has definitely been practicing "Gravity" in the shower.

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Tristan and Dad talk about call signs, war crimes, and mystifying ship designs as they discuss "Rising Malevolence," "Shadow of Malevolence," and "Destroy Malevolence:" 3 episodes from season 1 of the Clone Wars animated series.

Tristan is moving, so the part of this week's episode will be played by this blooper episode.

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Tristan and Margaret talk about alien dicks, taking Stitch to the vet, rescue pets, men in black, and the Tiki Room as they discuss the 2002 classic Lilo and Stitch.

This episode contains discussion of substance abuse and the recent death of Lilo's voice actress, Daveigh Chase. If you are struggling with addiction, help is out there!

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Tristan and Margaret finally get to discuss season 2 of Hazbin Hotel! In this episode, they speculate on if Baxter is trans, discuss slimy Hollywood producers, and Margaret bails on an attempt to sing Hazbin Guarantee.

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Prepare for genderfluid trickster spirit rabbit shenanigans. Tristan and Margaret discuss a selection of 5 classic Bugs Bunny cartoons (from 1940 to 1957) and ask the really important questions, like "who would Bugs Bunny play in Romeo and Juliet?" and "what kind of couple would Bugs and Daffy be?" and "wait...does Elmer Fudd just need glasses?"

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Happy Bat-Pride Month! In this bat-episode, Tristan and Margaret talk about minimalist roller coasters, evil sharks, fighting around, and Batman's undeniable romantic tension with the Joker as they discuss the 2017 meta humor masterpiece that is the Lego Batman Movie.

Tristan puts away his history brain as he and Margaret discuss a weirdness ranking system, squirrel sex education, ADHD time travel, and Disney's The Sword In The Stone, a movie which is very mustache.

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Tristan attempts to explain medieval weaponry to Margaret as our hosts discuss Pixar's 2012 travel brochure for Scotland called Brave. We cover everything from nature farts and forbidden toe beans to wish lawyers and historically inaccurate castles!

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Tristan and Margaret discuss how musical numbers work in Hell, speculate on what exactly is in Vox's pants, and pluck more headcanons out of thin air. (Our analysis of season 2, episode by episode, coming soon!)

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Margaret and Tristan speculate about how the Justice League poops, Harley Quinn's psychoanalysis YouTube channel, clown juice, and how Batman grooms his personal hair as they talk about an April-themed episode of Batman: The Animated Series called The Last Laugh.

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In honor of Percy's birthday (more or less), Tristan and Margaret talk about goose morals, kitty genetics, and how much they want to snuggle every single cat in Disney's The Aristocats.

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Tristan and Margaret discuss the ethics of cannibalism, Victorian vs Edwardian fashion, and how Vaggie gets her wings back.

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Blooper episode! Tristan is taking a mini-vacation.

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Sample the religion gumbo as Tristan and Margaret rank their top 5 Disney princesses, determine which Disney villains to invite to brunch, and ask for recommendations for alligator restaurants. This 2009 Disney film made us hungry, can you tell?

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Tristan and Margaret discuss The Ear Incident of 33 AD, what would happen if Saint Peter dropped his keys, and how the song You Didn't Know will ascend you to a higher plane of existence.

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