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Let Diablo Cody and Zelda Williams take you back to the ’80s, when the hair was bodacious, the dweebs were grody to the max, and finding a boyfriend required a little more legwork—especially if you had to dig him up! Lisa Frankenstein tells the stylized story of an outcast who brings a boy back from the dead and finally finds her place in the world. He’s got no pulse, but at least he sits there using your "massage" toy on you. Totally rad! With Diablo Cody’s penchant for jukebox storytelling, Pablo and Paul tease out the romance, analyze the camp, and ask the ultimate question: does this movie make their hearts beat, or is it, like, gag me with a spoon? AS IF!

This week the boys revisit Jeepers Creepers (2001), where the monster serves scarecrow couture and Justin Long’s character, Dari, treats every red flag like a personal invitation. Rusted pipe? Go on in, diva! Paul and Pablo unpack the camp, the chaos, and a sibling road trip desperately in need of adult intervention. But separating art from artist gets rough: ultimately, they feel the director’s crimes outweigh the film’s fun. The Creeper may need a stylist, but the ugliness behind the camera takes more than a makeover.

The boys catch up with the 2026 reboot/remake of Faces of Death. They share their favorite algorithm guilty pleasures as they discuss the horror of the interview as experienced by Barbie Ferreira. Do they like the final girl? Are they fans of social media horror videos? How does an active serial killer make enough money to purchase a house?! Listen to find out.

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The boys revisit 2003's The Texas Chainsaw Massacre—a remake that's meaner, nastier, and relentlessly violent. Paul and Pablo appreciate how the film yasssifies Jessica Biel wholesome 2003 image, while her hero shirt knot gives the film's tightest performance. Leatherface could never.

While Paul was out on his honeymoon, the Horror Daddies chose Ghost Ship as the boys' next film to cover--because why not? Well, luckily Paul wasn't on a cruise for his honeymoon because, well, imagine the PTSD he would have had covering this film?! Ghost Ship transports the boys to the horrors of the early 2000's, a time where WTF ubiquitous with horror story telling.

This week, while Paul is away on his honeymoon, Pablo is joined by the hosts of Scared Gay’s sister podcast, Horror Daddies! The trio discusses the trials and tribulations of the 2009 reboot of Friday the 13th. Does it live up to the franchise’s legacy? Is it entertaining? How many times does Pablo refer to Willa Ford’s hit single, “I Wanna Be Bad”? Listen to find out!

Coming Soon: Ghost Ship (2002)

Well, Paul can finally relax and enjoy the fact that the boys have finally covered the 2007 “classic” I Know Who Killed Me, starring millennial tabloid queen Lindsay Lohan. With enough blue to make Eiffel 65 happy, this story about a writer—no, a stripper—no, someone…who knows?—is perfect for Scared Gay. Listen to find out why the movie was chosen and what the boys truly think of it.

To kick off our tabloid princess (or something) series we're doing, the boys are traveling down to Louisiana to hang with a massive cast for the CW, and with the Queen herself: Paris Hilton. She doesn't touch any wax in the film though. Why? Because...that's hot.

Coming Soon: I Know Who Killed Me (2007)

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God dammit this movie is gay. Witchy abercrombie gay. Don't be a wee-otch and check out what the boys have to say about it...because they have a lot!

Coming Soon: House of Wax (2005)

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Happy Pride! This week the boys head on over to the Sahara Salvation Inn...and it's a gay old time. And it's also super 2000's. Let's just say...it's a movie!

Coming Soon: The Covenant (2006)

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This one is quite the doozy! This week, the boys try something a little different, and give you their definitive ranking of the V/H/S films and their segments. This franchise has quite the history, and quite the spread of talent, intrigue, and lots and lots of t*tties. Some of these are masterpieces...others...yikes.

Coming Soon: The Gay Bed & Breakfast of Terror (2007)

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On this weeks special Bone-Us episode, the boys are covering the film everyone and their mother is talking about: Curry Barker's "Obsession." And man, are they ever obsessed with Nikki. Join them as they do a bit of an abridged version of a normal episode, but still get down into everything that makes this film an instant classic! SPOILER ALERT - they spoil everything.

Let us know what you think! Should we do more episodes like this?

Coming Soon: P&P Rank V/H/S Segments

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This week the boys head into the world of anime, J-Pop, and non linear narratives!

Coming Soon: P&P Rank V/H/S Segments

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This week the boys dive into a finger-lickin'-good French film.

Coming Soon: Perfect Blue (1997)

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BIG trigger warning: This movie is heavy. Even heavy for these two. If you've seen this movie, you know what we're referring to, if not, read some reviews/see the movie/listen with discretion. This movie is a doozy! But like also amazing? And also heartbreaking? And f*cking crazy.

Coming Soon: Raw (2016)

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Is it horror or thriller? Is it both? The only thing the boys know for sure? This juicily 90's thriller (or horror) has a STACKED cast of strong ass women. And we're here. for. it.

Coming Soon: Funny Games (2007)

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Warning: Skip ahead to 27:16 if you don't want to hear the boys' thoughts on the whole Taylor Frankie Paul situation. Beyond that, they have a blast covering the iconic 1982 Spielberg/Hooper classique, Poltergeist. This cast of characters is everything. Craig T. Nelson is hot AF, Dana is a hot ass mess and we love her, and then there's the queen herself: Zelda Rubenstein.

Coming Soon: The Hand the Rocks the Cradle (1992)

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This is a fun one. Like the plot of this film, the boys are a little all over the place in the best way possible. From Pablo's surgery recovery, to Paul's undying love for the first 3 seasons of Charmed to...this movie.

Coming Soon: Poltergeist (1982)

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This week the boys cross oceans of time to find... themselves getting f*cked by a werewolf in a garden like our queen, Lucy. They explore the romantic themes, rooting for a villain, and, of course, the person who is actually worse at accents than Pablo: Keanu Reeves.

Coming Soon: Thirteen Ghosts (2001)

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This movie was Ape Sh*t. If you're looking to get some good gore, and some...light character development, with a jaw dropping kill, listen to hear what the boys think of this 2026 natural horror film!

Coming Soon: Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)

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