So I Married A Film Critic

What would you do if an ordinary grocery store trip turned into a fight for survival against something lurking in the mist? In this episode of So I Married a Film Critic, we're stepping into the terrifying world of The Mist (2007), the sci-fi horror film based on Stephen King's novella.

Directed by Frank Darabont and starring Thomas Jane, Marcia Gay Harden, and Laurie Holden, The Mist traps a group of strangers inside a supermarket as a mysterious fog rolls into town, hiding horrifying creatures and dangers beyond their imagination. But as fear takes hold, the people inside discover that the monsters outside might not be the only thing they have to worry about.

We're discussing the movie's creature effects, claustrophobic atmosphere, psychological horror, religious fanaticism, human nature under pressure, and that famously devastating ending. Does The Mist deliver one of the most effective horror movie experiences of the 2000s? And what makes this Stephen King adaptation so unforgettable?

We're also getting into the "love story", where we would hang out if we were trapped in a grocery store and what this story is trying to tell us.

If you love movie review podcasts, film criticism, Stephen King movies, horror movie reviews, sci-fi horror, monster movies, psychological thrillers, 2000s horror films, and movie discussions, join us for The Mist on So I Married a Film Critic.

🎬 Movie: The Mist (2007)
🎥 Director: Frank Darabont
👻 Genres: Horror, Science Fiction, Thriller
📚 Based on: The novella by Stephen King
🎙️ Podcast: So I Married a Film Critic

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What happens when a museum expedition uncovers a terrifying creature lurking beneath the surface? In this episode of So I Married a Film Critic, we're digging into The Relic (1997), a sci-fi horror movie that brings monster-movie mayhem to the halls of Chicago's Field Museum.

Starring Penelope Ann Miller and Tom Sizemore, this 1990s creature feature blends horror, science fiction, mystery, and suspense as a deadly creature begins hunting inside the museum. We’re talking creepy museum corridors, scientific experiments gone wrong, gruesome discoveries, and a monster that makes a museum sleepover sound like a terrible idea.

Does this forgotten monster movie still hold up? We discuss the "science" behind this film and how it stops the action, why Julia wanted more of a love story, and the creepy under-lit nature of the cinematography.

If you love movie review podcasts, film discussion, 1990s movies, ’90s horror films, creature features, monster movies, sci-fi horror, cult classics, and retro movie reviews, this episode is for you!

🎬 Movie: The Relic (1997)
👹 Genres: Horror, Science Fiction, Thriller
🎙️ Podcast: So I Married a Film Critic

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What happens when a sleepy California beach town becomes a haven for vampires? In this episode of So I Married a Film Critic, we’re sinking our teeth into the 1987 classic The Lost Boys.

Starring Kiefer Sutherland, Jason Patric, Corey Haim, Corey Feldman, and Jamie Gertz, The Lost Boys blends horror, comedy, teen drama, and pure 1980s nostalgia into one seriously entertaining vampire movie. We’re talking Santa Carla, the Frog Brothers, the soundtrack, the fashion, the unforgettable characters, and why this film has become a favorite among fans of classic 80s movies and horror films.

Barry brings one of the best surprise twist endings ever reimagined. Can you guess what it is cause now we want a remake!

Join us for a fun, sometimes serious, and definitely opinionated movie review and film podcast discussion about The Lost Boys — a movie that proves that being a teenager in the 1980s was apparently dangerous, stylish, and full of vampires.

🎬 Movie: The Lost Boys (1987)
🧛 Genre: Horror / Comedy / Teen / Vampire
🎙️ Podcast: So I Married a Film Critic

If you love movie podcasts, film reviews, classic movies, 80s movies, horror movies, vampire movies, cult classics, and movie discussions, this episode is for you.

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In this episode of So I Married a Film Critic, we review Backrooms, the eerie horror movie inspired by the internet phenomenon that turned liminal spaces into one of the creepiest concepts online, while also dividing our household.

Barry loved it. Julia… not so much.

We talk about what makes the Backrooms concept so creepy, whether the movie actually delivers on that unsettling premise, the power of liminal spaces, and why something that works brilliantly for one viewer can leave another completely cold.

And then there’s the ending — can anyone make sense of it? Are we still in the backrooms right now? What does your backrooms doppleganger look like? Wait until you hear Barry's description! (That might be scarier than this movie!)

Listen as a film critic and his wife disagree yet again — because apparently, marriage means watching movies you don't even like.

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This week on So I Married a Film Critic, we turn up the heat with Lawrence Kasdan’s steamy 1981 neo-noir Body Heat, starring Kathleen Turner and William Hurt. We both loved this sexy, suspenseful classic—but Barry’s love for Kathleen Turner may be just a little more enthusiastic than Julia’s as emphasized by the many windchime references. IYKYK!

We talk about what makes Body Heat such an enduring erotic thriller, from Kathleen Turner’s unforgettable breakthrough performance as the seductive Matty Walker to William Hurt’s overly sweaty, morally questionable Ned Racine. We dig into the film’s twists, chemistry, cinematography, dialogue, and its clever reworking of classic film noir conventions.

Is Body Heat one of the best erotic thrillers of the 1980s? Has Kathleen Turner ever been more magnetic? And just how much trouble can one man get himself into when he falls for the wrong woman?

Join us for a fun conversation about Body Heat, Kathleen Turner, William Hurt, 1980s movies, neo-noir, film noir, erotic thrillers, classic movies, and what makes a movie impossible to resist.

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We discuss the definitive surfing, sky diving, and bank robbing movie, Point Break, from Oscar Winning Director Kathryn Bigelow. Is Keanu Reeves perfect for this role or have our opinions about him changed over the years? Would you join a surfing/bank robbing cult if Bodhi was the leader? Hear our sequel ideas, our thoughts on the sexual politics and why this movie shouldn't have been as good as it is. So if you see any surfing, skydiving, bank robbing movie, make sure it's this one.

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This was the movie that was supposed to change everything! Life on Earth was never going to be the same after this movie! Instead, we get Emily Blunt having a Dr. Doolittle relationship with animals, a glowing phallic stick of extraterrestrial origins and an unveiling of footage less scary than anything currently on Instagram. Barry and Julia talk about this Spielberg film, compare it to his extraordinary body of work, and try to find enthusiasm for an alien movie less exciting than "MAC and Me."

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One of us loved it and one of us hated it! Barry and Julia talk about this outrageous version of the Bride of Frankenstein, what (mostly) worked and what really didn't work at all. Did Jessie Buckley go too far playing too many characters with loud accents? Did Maggie Gyllenhaal's message get drowned out by the spectacle of it all? We talk about all of it! Plus, merch ideas that we should definitely think about trademarking before this episode publishes. Let us know if you guessed right about who loved this movie!

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Our conversation revolves around the original Wuthering Heights and how different director Emerald Fennel takes this classic novel and gives it all the passionate intensity she can muster. Barry talks about seeing it in theaters and I share how I never wanted to see it. Did we love it? You'll have to listen in. Why are tortured romances so interesting to watch? Let's get into it!

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The movie "Carrie" is 50 years old and we talk about Barry's embarrassing interaction with William Kat, "dirty pillows", what belief's Carrie's mom had, and who else was up for playing these characters. Barry does his John Travolta impression and we discuss if the gym scene is real or in Carrie's imagination.

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This week we talk about Spielberg's darkest film and the biggest bummer for a Summer flick. This was also our first movie date! We discuss all the women who take advantage of their proximity to Cruise, how the book is different from the movie and how we both see the opening scene differently. Join us 28 years in the future!

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Join us in the Red Room...we talk about the publishing phenomenon that turned into a controversial blockbuster. Julia is intrigued by the all the contract negotiations while Barry is ready with his safe word. Topics include being a 21 year old virgin who works at Home Depot, why dating Hannibal Lecter sounds more interesting than Christian Grey and if this movie takes its premise too far...or not far enough. Listen in for Barry's commentary on the contents of the Red Room. This episode is marked as explicit for its adult content and is not recommended to listen to with children around.

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Go back to 2009 with us when relationships were simpler...j/k it was still a mess! We discuss why people still want to get married, if Home Depot is a good place to share your infidelity, if yoga is a good place to meet people and why this movie is so underwhelming. Also, did I make Barry sign a prenup? Is being someone's exception a good thing? Should couples just be like Kurt and Goldie? We get into it all!

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In this episode we dive into "Send Help" the latest Sam Raimi dark comedy survivalist thriller. We break down the characters expertly played by Rachel McAdams and Dylan O'Brien as they torture each other in the office and on a deserted island. We discuss our real life office experiences, how we love a movie we can't get ahead of and debate the ending. Let us know what you think of this one!

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In this episode, we dive into the beautifully strange and emotionally layered world of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Starring Jim Carrey and Kate Winslet, this film takes us on a surreal journey through memory, heartbreak, and the desperate desire to forget the ones we once loved.

We unpack the film’s nonlinear storytelling, its hauntingly honest portrayal of relationships, and the big question at its core: if you could erase the pain of a failed relationship, would you… and should you? And, if we found each other again, would we fall in love? Along the way, we talk about the standout performances, the dreamlike visuals, and the moments that hit a little too close to home.

It’s thoughtful, a little trippy, and deeply human—this is one of those conversations that lingers long after the episode ends. Follow along behind the scenes on Instagram @soimarriedafilmcritic_podcast.

We finally watched Battleship… but this movie should have sunk before it was made.

In this episode, we dive into the 2012 would-be blockbuster that tried to turn a board game into an action-packed alien invasion—and somehow missed the mark on just about everything.

We talk about the bizarre plot, the lack of character depth, and the moments that made us laugh… but definitely weren’t supposed to. Maybe a better game turned movie would be "Shoots and Ladders" or "Hungry, Hungry, Hippos."

This ones for you Robin and Jason! <3

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Barry and Julia board the SS Seaborn and strap themselves in for the slowest sequel to the fasted original ever made. Julia dishes on her recent cruise adventures while Barry tells us his thoughts on the recent Oscar winners. Discussions include alternate titles, why Sandra Bullock's character is so insufferable, the dreamy Jason Patrick and why our heros are watching "Lolita." Join us as we cruise at the staggering pace of 20mph and can't wait to jump off this stinker.

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Barry saw the movie. Julia read the book. Then they both watched the movie and are here to talk about all the details of this wildly unhinged thriller. Spoilers are heavy! Discussion includes a lot of the differences between the movie and the book, the performances of the characters and what does this movie even mean? Plus, Barry gets upset about ridiculous plot points like the bathtub scene, the broadway show, and why more teeth weren't pulled out.

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Barry and Julia dive into the world of Jurassic World Rebirth where all the dinos are mutants and super weird. Discussions include: Why does Julia think Orlando Bloom is in this movie, what's so amazing about Jonathan Bailey, are there enough human dino snacks, is there too much talking, was there a dino love scene and is anything "rebirthed?" Join us and laugh along!

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Your hosts Barry and Julia return for the 6th season of SIMAFC to discuss Russell Mulcahy's "Highlander" (1986). This cult favorite and surprise franchise spawner stars the French Christopher Lambert as a Scottish warrior and Sean Connery as an Egyptian/Spanish mentor. It doesn't make sense and neither does the Dracula-esque story. What works? The awesome tunes of Queen, clanging sword battles and quotable dialogue. We discuss how old Connor McCloud really was when he "died," how many wives he could have had and how even men at 400 years old don't understand women.

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