Podcast

Talkin’ Schmitt

Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Stand-Up

Your bestie (or sworn nemesis), Brittany Schmitt, is back with a weekly podcast where she debriefs you on her adventures, laughs through the pain of being alive and helps you hang on for just one more day!

Subscribe to my Patreon:
https://www.patreon.com/cw/brittanyschmitt/membership

Stand-Up chart
#26
Episodes
49
Releases
Weekly
Typical length
1 hr 2 min
On air since
2025
Latest episode
1 day ago

Episodes

49 episodes, newest first

  1. Ep 49 - Doggie-Gate pt. 2 ft. Brittany Furlan

    Episode 49

    Show notes

    The familiar duo get back together to discuss the absolute mayhem that was Louie’s adoption, how this year can’t get any worse and how we’re just gonna mind our business from here on out

    1 hr 3 min
  2. Ep 48 - HI BESTIES, welcome to doggie-gate

    Episode 48

    Show notes

    Brittany talks about her dog that a woman surrendered to her and is now trying to take back, the meta privacy fine and Airbnb’s new policies

    43 min
  3. Ep 47 - Me and My Friend Claudia

    Episode 47

    Show notes

    Britt’s real life Bestie Claudia joins her to talk about how she keeps calm, moves on from setbacks with ease and the time she knew Britt mayyybe had a drinking problem.

    Sub the Patreon for the real tea:)
    Love you besties! https://www.patreon.com/brittanyschmitt

    BUR BUR HAIR CARE: https://burbur.com/
    Code: BRITT

    1 hr 15 min
  4. Ep 46 - Me and My Friend Oscar Aydin

    Episode 46

    Show notes

    This week I am joined by my friend and comic Oscar Aydin.

    55 min
  5. Ep 45 - Me and My Friend Bre Tiesi

    Episode 45

    Show notes

    Bre sits down to talks about her general lack of emotions, Brittany shoots her shot at Bre’s hot dad, Bre chats about her new show with Nick and how the sh*t’s about to hit the fan

    54 min
  6. Ep 44 - It’s Me & My Friend Nick Smith

    Episode 44

    Show notes

    Nick joins Britt to talk about how we fuc*ed up on the Free Britney movement, his Taco Bell addiction and his long list of ‘no’s’ in dating

    1 hr 1 min
  7. Ep 43 - Hey Besties, The Wrong Man Makes You Ugly

    Episode 43

    Show notes

    Brittany talks about how a homeless man almost shit on her foot, she went for a walk with the hottest man alive and how being with the wrong man makes you ugly

    BUR BUR HAIR CARE: https://burbur.com/ Code: BRITT

    Don’t forget to sub the Patreon

    1 hr 3 min
  8. Ep 42 - Hey Besties! The End is Near

    Episode 42

    Show notes

    Britt talks about 9/11 and how that’s how she found out her mom had a side piece at the pentagon, how AI is gonna fu*k us & the end is near

    Sub the Patreon for the real tea:) Love you besties! https://www.patreon.com/brittanyschmitt

    53 min
  9. Ep 41 - It’s Me & My Friend Alexis Haines Again

    Episode 41

    Show notes

    Sub the Patreon for the real tea:) Love you besties! https://www.patreon.com/brittanyschmitt BUR BUR HAIR CARE: https://burbur.com/ Code: BRITT

    1 hr 18 min
  10. Ep 40 - It's Me and my friend Matt LeGrande

    Episode 40

    Show notes

    Comedian and friend Matt LeGrande sits down with Britt to talk about sobriety, the shame of asking others for help making your dreams come true and so much more. Pls donate to his film fund & enjoy the episode

    https://seedandspark.com/fund/anonshortfilm#story

    1 hr 2 min
  11. Ep 39 - Hi Besties I Relapsed

    Episode 39

    Show notes

    Britt’s sit down to get candid about her sobriety or lack-thereof, she answers some badvice and gets gritty in the Patreon

    Sub the Patreon for the real tea:) Love you besties! https://www.patreon.com/brittanyschmitt

    BUR BUR HAIR CARE: https://burbur.com/ Code: BRITT

    HAPPY CAPS: https://www.happycapswellness.com/ Password: Goodhealth Code:HCW20

    56 min
  12. Ep 38 - It’s Me and My Friend Justin Martindale

    Episode 38

    Show notes

    Justin joins Britt fresh from LA to talk the *nastiest* shit - lots had to go to Patreon bc the tea is just too hot. They talk about hacky comedy, the impending coastal grandmother aesthetic and a whole lot more. You’re gonna wanna sub the Patreon this week!

    1 hr 8 min
  13. Ep 37 - It’s Me & My Friend Chloe LeBranch

    Episode 37

    Show notes

    Chloe sits down to talk to Britt about how she’s back with her ex she talked sh*t about, growing up with 7 siblings and more.

    Sub the Patreon for the real tea:) Love you besties!
    https://www.patreon.com/brittanyschmitt

    BUR BUR HAIR CARE: https://burbur.com/
    Code: BRITT

    HAPPY CAPS: https://www.happycapswellness.com/
    Password: Goodhealth Code:HCW20

    54 min
  14. Ep 36 - It’s Me and My Friend Taylor

    Episode 36

    Show notes

    Taylor Lanore from Lanore Fine Jewelry sits down to talk to Britt about leaving corporate to make jewelry, her meet cute in NYC with her current beau and the diamond industry and everything you need to know about it!

    Follow her at @lanorefinejewlelry

    Episode brought to you by BurBur hair oil. Use code Britt for 15% off your first order at BurBur.com

    57 min
  15. Ep 35 - Hi Besties, It’s Me & Pops

    Episode 35

    Show notes

    Britt sits down with her bestie (pops) from Hell (Florida). They have a candid chat about him growing up in a family of 12, his views on life and funny stories from his childhood.

    Sub the Patreon for the real tea:)
    Love you besties!
    https://www.patreon.com/brittanyschmitt

    BUR BUR HAIR CARE: https://burbur.com/
    Code: BRITT

    HAPPY CAPS: https://www.happycapswellness.com/
    Password: Goodhealth
    Code:HCW20

    1 hr 13 min
  16. Ep 34 - Me & My Friend Dicey Again

    Episode 34

    Show notes

    sorry for the bad audio besties. we will have it fixed next time.

    Sub the Patreon for the real tea:) Love you besties!
    https://www.patreon.com/brittanyschmitt

    BUR BUR HAIR CARE: https://burbur.com/
    Code: BRITT

    HAPPY CAPS: https://www.happycapswellness.com/
    Password: Goodhealth
    Code:HCW20

    1 hr 16 min
  17. Ep 33 - Hi, It’s Me & My Friend Emma

    Episode 33

    Show notes

    Sub the Patreon for the real tea:) Love you besties!
    https://www.patreon.com/brittanyschmitt

    BUR BUR HAIR CARE: https://burbur.com/
    Code: BRITT

    HAPPY CAPS: https://www.happycapswellness.com/
    Password: Goodhealth
    Code:HCW20

    1 hr 11 min
  18. Ep 32 - Hi, It’s Me & My Friend Dicey

    Episode 32

    Show notes

    Dicey sits down with Brittany to chop it up about how growing up sucks, healing is very annoying, and they roast each other, with love.

    Follow Dicey @diceyapproved

    Sub the Patreon!
    Love you besties!
    https://www.patreon.com/brittanyschmitt

    BUR BUR HAIR CARE: https://burbur.com/
    Code: BRITT

    HAPPY CAPS: https://www.happycapswellness.com/
    Password: Goodhealth
    Code:HCW20

    1 hr 1 min
  19. Ep 31 - Hi Besties, We’re Going to France!

    Episode 31

    Show notes

    Britt chats you up about her impending trip to the South of France, how sometimes you have to be the villain in other people’s story, and the synchronicity since moving from New York

    Sub the Patreon for the real tea:)
    Love you besties!

    https://www.patreon.com/brittanyschmitt

    BUR BUR HAIR CARE:
    https://burbur.com/
    Code: BRITT

    HAPPY CAPS:
    https://www.happycapswellness.com/
    Password: Goodhealth
    Code:HCW20

    1 hr 1 min
  20. Ep 30 - Hi, It’s Me & My Friend Ali Kolbert (Again)

    Episode 30

    Show notes

    Ali sits down with Britt to play We’re Not Really Strangers, talk about how romantic love isn’t the end all be all and stop sharing her location with Brittany in real time.

    Sub the Patreon for the real tea
    https://www.patreon.com/brittanyschmitt

    BUR BUR HAIR CARE: https://burbur.com/
    Code: BRITT

    HAPPY CAPS: https://www.happycapswellness.com/
    Password: Goodhealth Code:HCW20

    1 hr 21 min

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