The Amelia Project

1. The Amelia Project - Trailer Trailer

   Show notes

   The Amelia Project is a dark dramatised comedy fiction podcast full of twists, surprises, absurdity and cocoa. Follow a new client every week, as they come to this death faking agency in search of a custom-made disappearance, a brand new life, and the best cup of cocoa they've ever tasted.

   Website: https://ameliapodcast.com/

   Transcripts: https://ameliapodcast.com/season-5

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   Nov 14, 2017 1 min

Season 1

1. Prelude 1 - Cocoa Bonus

   Episode 1

   Show notes

   “But I can't work without cocoa!”

   Prologue - Your journey into the world of The Amelia Project starts here!

   With Alan Burgon and Julia C. Thorne.

   Written by Philip Thorne.

   Music and sound design by Fredrik Baden.

   For full credits see our website.

   Website:https://ameliapodcast.com

   Transcripts: https://ameliapodcast.com/transcripts

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   Nov 16, 2017 2 min

2. Zale Indigo Ravenheart

   Episode 1

   Show notes

   "How quickly can this be done? I don’t have much time. I leave planet Earth tonight."

   Season 1, Episode 1.

   The Amelia Project is a secret agency that helps its clients by faking their deaths and setting them up with a brand new identity! In this episode cult leader Zale Indigo Ravenheart visits the agency with a curious story… Can The Amelia Project help him?

   With Alan Burgon, Dave Moskin and Julia Morizawa. Written by Philip Thorne. Directed by Philip Thorne and Oystein Brager. Music and sound design by Fredrik Baden. Produced by Imploding Fictions.

   For full credits see our website. https://ameliapodcast.com/

   Website:https://ameliapodcast.com

   Transcripts: https://ameliapodcast.com/transcripts

   Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ameliapodcast

   Donations: https://ameliapodcast.com/support

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   Dec 8, 2017 20 min

3. Prelude 2 - Empress Grey Bonus

   Episode 2

   Show notes

   "I'm so excited... Everything's ready. There's a pot of Empress Grey brewing."

   Prologue to Episode 2, Season 1.

   With Alan Burgon, Julia C. Thorne, Megan Crain, Gianluca Iumiento and Ravdeep Singh Bajwa.

   Written by Philip Thorne.

   Music and sound design by Fredrik Baden.

   For full credits see our website.

   The Amelia Project is an audio fiction series. We recommend starting at the beginning.

   Congratulations. You’ve reached the content warning. The Amelia Project is about death, mishaps, mayhem and misfortune. And cocoa. If you’re not comfortable with this, stop listening. Now.

   The Amelia Project is part of the Fable & Folly Network.

   Find and support our sponsors at: http://fableandfolly.com/partners

   Website: https://ameliapodcast.com/

   Twitter: @amelia_podcast

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   Dec 20, 2017 1 min

4. Alicia Cairn

   Episode 2

   Show notes

   "Hello. It’s Alicia Cairn. Yes, THE Alicia Cairn. Whatever the hell that means."

   Season 1, Episode 2.

   The Amelia Project is a secret agency that helps its clients by faking their deaths and setting them up with a brand new identity! In this episode reality star Alicia Cairn visits the agency… What’s her dilemma? Listen to find out!

   With Alan Burgon, Megan Crain, Gianluca Iumiento, Ravdeep Singh Bajwa and Julia Morizawa.

   Written by Philip Thorne. Story editing by Oystein U. Brager. Directed by Alan Burgon. Music and sound design by Fredrik Baden. Produced by Imploding Fictions.

   The fellow audio drama shoutout in this episode was for The Bright Sessions by Lauren Shippen. Find them here!

   For full credits see our website. https://ameliapodcast.com/

   Website:https://ameliapodcast.com

   Transcripts: https://ameliapodcast.com/transcripts

   Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ameliapodcast

   Donations: https://ameliapodcast.com/support

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   Twitter: https://twitter.com/amelia_podcast

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   Dec 22, 2017 20 min

5. Elizabeth Barlow

   Episode 3

   Show notes

   “Do you mind if I smoke?"

   Episode 3, Season 1.

   The Amelia Project is a secret agency that helps its clients by faking their deaths and setting them up with a brand new identity! In this episode reality a wealthy woman with an ambitious plan enters the agency… Can The Amelia Project fulfil her demands?

   Featuring Alan Burgon, Samantha Lawson and Christine Thorne. Written by Philip Thorne and Oystein Ulsberg Brager. Music and sound design by Fredrik Baden. Produced by Imploding Fictions.

   For full credits see our website.

   Content warning: this episode contains mentions of suicide.

   Website:https://ameliapodcast.com

   Transcripts: https://ameliapodcast.com/transcripts

   Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ameliapodcast

   Donations: https://ameliapodcast.com/support

   Twitter: https://twitter.com/amelia_podcast

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   The Amelia Project is part of the Fable & Folly Network.

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   Jan 3, 2018 24 min

6. Bubble Liquid Trailer

   Episode 4

   Show notes

   “What? We're out of bubble liquid?”

   Prologue to Episode 4, Season 1.

   With Julia C. Thorne.

   Written by Philip Thorne.

   Music and sound design by Fredrik Baden.

   For full credits see our website.

   Website:https://ameliapodcast.com

   Transcripts: https://ameliapodcast.com/transcripts

   Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ameliapodcast

   Donations: https://ameliapodcast.com/support

   Twitter: https://twitter.com/amelia_podcast

   Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ameliapodcast/

   Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/ameliapodcast

   The Amelia Project is part of the Fable & Folly Network.

   Find and support our sponsors at: http://fableandfolly.com/partners

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   Jan 5, 2018 2 min

7. Nathaniel McBride

   Episode 4

   Show notes

   "What do you want? Who are you?"

   Season 1, Episode 4.

   The Amelia Project is a secret agency that helps its clients by faking their deaths and setting them up with a brand new identity! In this episode we delve into a sprawling conspiracy that connects the death of Alan Rickman, the rise of UKIP, Matt Terry’s X Factor victory, Stephen Hawking’s latest warning about AI and learn the meaning of - sorry, you'll have to listen to find out!

   With Alan Burgon, Robert Cudmore and Julia Morizawa.

   Written by Philip Thorne. Story editing by Oystein U. Brager. Directed by Alan Burgon. Music and sound design by Fredrik Baden. Produced by Imploding Fictions in association with Open House Theatre Vienna.

   Fellow podcast recommendation in this episode was for A Scottish Podcast.

   Thank you to Fife College for recording assistance.

   For full credits see our website. https://ameliapodcast.com/

   Website:https://ameliapodcast.com

   Transcripts: https://ameliapodcast.com/transcripts

   Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ameliapodcast

   Donations: https://ameliapodcast.com/support

   Twitter: https://twitter.com/amelia_podcast

   Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ameliapodcast/

   Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/ameliapodcast

   The Amelia Project is part of the Fable & Folly Network.

   Find and support our sponsors at: http://fableandfolly.com/partners

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   Jan 17, 2018 20 min

8. Espresso Trailer

   Episode 5

   Show notes

   “A mobile phone? Why why why why why why? Why would you do this to me?”

   Prologue to Episode 5, Season 1.

   With Alan Burgon and Julia C. Thorne.

   Written by Philip Thorne.

   Music and sound design by Fredrik Baden.

   For full credits see our website.

   The Amelia Project is an audio fiction series. We recommend starting at the beginning.

   Congratulations. You’ve reached the content warning. The Amelia Project is about death, mishaps, mayhem and misfortune. And cocoa. If you’re not comfortable with this, stop listening. Now.

   The Amelia Project is part of the Fable & Folly Network.

   Find and support our sponsors at: http://fableandfolly.com/partners

   Website: https://ameliapodcast.com/

   Twitter: @amelia_podcast

   Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ameliapodcast

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   Jan 31, 2018 3 min

9. Siiri

   Episode 5

   Show notes

   “Your answerphone message is paradoxical. Please answer this question: If there is no phone call, how could I hear the message?”

   Season 1, Episode 5.

   The Amelia Project is a secret agency that helps its clients by faking their deaths and setting them up with a brand new identity! All sorts of people seek out the death faking business, and in this episode the client is an Artificial Intelligence…

   With: Alan Burgon, Elisabeth Dahl and Julia Morizawa.

   Written and directed by Oystein U. Brager. Music and sound design by Fredrik Baden. The episode was inspired by a blog post by Tim Urban of Wait But Why.

   The fellow audio drama recommendation in this episode was for Uncanny County.

   For full credits see our website.

   Website:https://ameliapodcast.com

   Transcripts: https://ameliapodcast.com/transcripts

   Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ameliapodcast

   Donations: https://ameliapodcast.com/support

   Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-amelia-project?ref_id=6148

   Twitter: https://twitter.com/amelia_podcast

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   Feb 2, 2018 24 min

10. Double Espresso Trailer

    Episode 6

    Show notes

    ”So the world is about to end?”

    Prologue to Episode 6, Season 1.

    Alan Burgon, Julia C. Thorne, Elisabeth Dahl and Elisabet Hagli Aars.

    Written and directed by Oystein U. Brager

    Music and sound design by Fredrik S. Baden.

    For full credits see our website.

    The Amelia Project is an audio fiction series. We recommend starting at the beginning.

    Congratulations. You’ve reached the content warning. The Amelia Project is about death, mishaps, mayhem and misfortune. And cocoa. If you’re not comfortable with this, stop listening. Now.

    The Amelia Project is part of the Fable & Folly Network.

    Find and support our sponsors at: http://fableandfolly.com/partners

    Website: https://ameliapodcast.com/

    Twitter: @amelia_podcast

    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ameliapodcast

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    Feb 14, 2018 4 min

11. Steve

    Episode 6

    Show notes

    “I’ve messed up. Big time. There has to be a way out... And you’re going to help me find it...”

    Season 1, Episode 6.

    The Amelia Project is a secret agency that helps its clients by faking their deaths and setting them up with a brand new identity! This episode’s client is a marketing executive who is already dead. Or is he?

    With Alan Burgon, Dean Clark, Modou Bah and Julia Morizawa. Written and edited by Philip Thorne

    Directed by Philip Thorne and Oystein U. Brager. Music and sound design by Fredrik Baden. Produced by Imploding Fictions in association with Open House Theatre Vienna.

    The fellow podcast shoutout in this episode went to The Audio Drama Production Podcast.

    Content warning: this episode contains sexual references.

    Website:https://ameliapodcast.com

    Transcripts: https://ameliapodcast.com/transcripts

    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ameliapodcast

    Donations: https://ameliapodcast.com/support

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    Feb 16, 2018 24 min

12. Water Trailer

    Episode 7

    Show notes

    "What's the point Alvina! It's all so boring!"

    Prologue to Episode 7, Season 1.

    With Alan Burgon and Julia C. Thorne.

    Written by Philip Thorne.

    Directed by Alan Burgon.

    Music and sound design by Fredrik Baden.

    For full credits see our website.

    The Amelia Project is an audio fiction series. We recommend starting at the beginning.

    Congratulations. You’ve reached the content warning. The Amelia Project is about death, mishaps, mayhem and misfortune. And cocoa. If you’re not comfortable with this, stop listening. Now.

    The Amelia Project is part of the Fable & Folly Network.

    Find and support our sponsors at: http://fableandfolly.com/partners

    Website: https://ameliapodcast.com/

    Twitter: @amelia_podcast

    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ameliapodcast

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    Feb 28, 2018 4 min

13. Bob

    Episode 7

    Show notes

    “There are thirty one million people waiting for me.”

    Season 1, Episode 7.

    The Amelia Project is a secret agency that helps its clients by faking their deaths and setting them up with a brand new identity! In this episode the client is a famous comedian… who has lost his sense of humour!

    Featuring Alan Burgon, Modou Bah, Julia Morizawa and cocoa from Les Deux Magots in Paris.

    Written by Philip Thorne.

    Directed by Philip Thorne and Oystein U. Brager.

    Music and sound design by Fredrik S. Baden.

    Produced by Imploding Fictions in association with Open House Theatre Vienna.

    The fellow audio drama shoutout went to Wooden Overcoats by David K. Barnes. A classic among fiction podcasts!

    For full credits see our website.

    Content Warning: this episode contains bad jokes.

    Website:https://ameliapodcast.com

    Transcripts: https://ameliapodcast.com/transcripts

    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ameliapodcast

    Donations: https://ameliapodcast.com/support

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    Mar 2, 2018 19 min

14. Blood Trailer

    Episode 8

    Show notes

    “I'm bleeding!”

    Prologue to Episode 8, Season 1.

    With: Alan Burgon and Julia C. Thorne.

    Written by Philip Thorne.

    Directed by Alan Burgon.

    Music and sound design by Fredrik S. Baden.

    For full credits see our website.

    The Amelia Project is an audio fiction series. We recommend starting at the beginning.

    Congratulations. You’ve reached the content warning. The Amelia Project is about death, mishaps, mayhem and misfortune. And cocoa. If you’re not comfortable with this, stop listening. Now.

    The Amelia Project is part of the Fable & Folly Network.

    Find and support our sponsors at: http://fableandfolly.com/partners

    Website: https://ameliapodcast.com/

    Twitter: @amelia_podcast

    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ameliapodcast

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    Mar 14, 2018 3 min

15. Luke Dougal

    Episode 8

    Show notes

    "He opened the bottomless pit, and there arose a smoke out of the pit, as the smoke of a great furnace, and the sun and the air were darkened by the smoke.”

    Season 1, Episode 8.

    The Amelia Project is a secret agency that helps its clients by faking their deaths and setting them up with a brand new identity! This episode’s client comes straight from hell…

    Featuring Alan Burgon, Michael Smulik, Gianluca Iumiento, Ravdeep Singh Bajwa, Pete Lutz, Sarah Golding and Julia Morizawa.

    Written by Philip Thorne. Directed by Alan Burgon. Music and sound design by Fredrik S. Baden.

    Produced by Imploding Fictions in association with Open House Theatre Vienna.

    Fellow audio drama shoutout to Victoriocity by Jen and Chris Sudden, which is like the bonkers lovechild of Arthur Conan Doyle, Wilky Collins and Douglas Adams, and it features a cyborg Queen Victoria! Find Victoriocity here: https://www.victoriocity.com/

    Content Warning: this episode contains loud death metal, retching sounds, and revolting ice cream flavours!

    Website:https://ameliapodcast.com

    Transcripts: https://ameliapodcast.com/transcripts

    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ameliapodcast

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    Mar 16, 2018 24 min

16. Semi Skimmed Milk Trailer

    Episode 9

    Show notes

    “Don't even finish that sentence.”

    Prologue to Episode 9, Season 1.

    With: Alan Burgon and Julia C. Thorne.

    Written by Philip Thorne.

    Directed by Alan Burgon.

    Music and sound design by Fredrik S. Baden.

    For full credits see our website.

    The Amelia Project is an audio fiction series. We recommend starting at the beginning.

    Congratulations. You’ve reached the content warning. The Amelia Project is about death, mishaps, mayhem and misfortune. And cocoa. If you’re not comfortable with this, stop listening. Now.

    The Amelia Project is part of the Fable & Folly Network.

    Find and support our sponsors at: http://fableandfolly.com/partners

    Website: https://ameliapodcast.com/

    Twitter: @amelia_podcast

    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ameliapodcast

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    Apr 4, 2018 2 min

17. Percy

    Episode 9

    Show notes

    “They’re following my every move. They’re listening to every word I say. Every. Single. Word.”

    Season 1, Episode 9.

    The Amelia Project is a secret agency that helps its clients by faking their deaths and setting them up with a brand new identity! What’s today’s client’s dilemma? Listen and find out!

    With: Alan Burgon, Tom Middler, Gianluca Iumiento, Ravdeep Singh Bajwa and Julia Morizawa.

    Written and edited by Philip Thorne.

    Directed by Alan Burgon.

    Music and sound design by Fredrik S. Baden.

    Produced by Imploding Fictions in association with Open House Theatre Vienna.

    Fellow fiction podcast shoutout to Munchen Minnesota.

    Content warning: this episode contains gunfire.

    Website:https://ameliapodcast.com

    Transcripts: https://ameliapodcast.com/transcripts

    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ameliapodcast

    Donations: https://ameliapodcast.com/support

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    Apr 6, 2018 20 min

18. Peppermint Schnapps Trailer

    Episode 10

    Show notes

    “Alvina, this is going to knock your socks off!”

    Prologue to Episode 10, Season 1.

    With: Alan Burgon and Julia C. Thorne.

    Written by Philip Thorne.

    Directed by Alan Burgon.

    Music and sound design by Fredrik S. Baden.

    For full credits see our website.

    The Amelia Project is an audio fiction series. We recommend starting at the beginning.

    Congratulations. You’ve reached the content warning. The Amelia Project is about death, mishaps, mayhem and misfortune. And cocoa. If you’re not comfortable with this, stop listening. Now.

    The Amelia Project is part of the Fable & Folly Network.

    Find and support our sponsors at: http://fableandfolly.com/partners

    Website: https://ameliapodcast.com/

    Twitter: @amelia_podcast

    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ameliapodcast

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    May 16, 2018 5 min

19. Melissa Menken

    Episode 10

    Show notes

    “Coincidence is the word we use when we can't see the levers and pulleys.”

    Season 1, Episode 10.

    The Amelia Project is a secret agency that helps its clients by faking their deaths and setting them up with a brand new identity! This episode’s client find herself with an extraordinary predicament. Is it a gift? Is it a curse? Listen and find out!

    With: Alan Burgon, Kudra Owens, Ravdeep Singh Bajwa, Benjamin Noble and Julia Morizawa.

    Written by Philip Thorne.

    Directed by Alan Burgon.

    Music and sound design by Fredrik S. Baden.

    For full credits see our website.

    Website:https://ameliapodcast.com

    Transcripts: https://ameliapodcast.com/transcripts

    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ameliapodcast

    Donations: https://ameliapodcast.com/support

    Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-amelia-project?ref_id=6148

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/amelia_podcast

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ameliapodcast/

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    May 18, 2018 21 min