Podcast
The Blonde Leading the Blind
Deeply personal experiences, vivid stories and anecdotes that have shaped who we've become. Thoughtfully selected, produced and shared by Ruby Teys.
Transcripts avalible: https://substack.com/@theblondeleadingtheblind?
- Episodes
- 5
- Releases
- Every few months
- Typical length
- 1 hr 20 min
- On air since
- 2025
- Latest episode
- 2 months ago
Episodes
5 episodes, newest first
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1 hr 26 min
5. Riding in Cars with Dogs
Season 1, Episode 5
Show notes
The year is 2013. Ruby Teys is living a double life.
Court, facial dermabrations, kindie gyms, toll roads, chinese takeaway, tinder and one... big... secret!
The butterfly effect and a high speed Higway chase.
TRIGGER WARNING:
Miscarriage
Hopelessness
CoercionA true tale with all names and places changed.
Transciption and extras assets avaliable here: https://substack.com/@theblondeleadingtheblind?
Instagram: @blondeleadingtheblind_podcast
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46 min
4. Grapefruits
Season 1, Episode 4
Show notes
This episode, Ruby reads out everything in the Instagram inbox! Keep all those juicy questions, spicy pics and stories coming.
• Horse Jockey gay little voices
• Gay Djs
• Ashwuagunda masturbatingAND TOO MUCH MORE!!
Transciption and extras assets avaliable here: https://substack.com/@theblondeleadingtheblind?
Instagram: @blondeleadingtheblind_podcast
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31 min
3. Slutty Possum
Season 1, Episode 3
Show notes
This episode, Ruby reads out everything in the Instagram inbox! Keep all those juicy questions, spicy pics and stories coming.
Don't sh*t too many bricks. You might just end up in a Hong Kong Prison!
Transciption and extras assets avaliable here: https://substack.com/@theblondeleadingtheblind?
Instagram: @blondeleadingtheblind_podcast
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1 hr 20 min
2. Monkey Shawn
Season 1, Episode 2
Show notes
This episode, we meet Monkey Shawn. A beautiful baby spider monkey Ruby accidentally adopted sunburnt and boozed up on holiday.
An ode to the $1 cigarettes, root chakra releases and really genuine fake Louis Vuitton duffle bags all swept up on the magical island of Bali.
Transciption and extras assets avaliable here: https://substack.com/@theblondeleadingtheblind?
Instagram: @blondeleadingtheblind_podcast
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1 hr 26 min
1. The Hidden House Dog
Season 1, Episode 1
Show notes
BLTB debuts with a true story from deep within the Ruby Teys lore.
Set in the eye of a Sydney City sh*tstom, navigating twenty-year-old chaos.
It’s 2011: Galaxy Tights, Jeffrey Campbells, a smokey eye and doughnut buns. Ruby’s learning to fend for herself — one hungover at a time.
True stories from the year everything was completely off and somehow perfectly brilliant.
Transciption and extras assets avaliable here: https://substack.com/@theblondeleadingtheblind?
Instagram: @blondeleadingtheblind_podcast
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