Podcast

The Blonde Leading the Blind

Comedy, Life Sciences, Science

Deeply personal experiences, vivid stories and anecdotes that have shaped who we've become. Thoughtfully selected, produced and shared by Ruby Teys.

Transcripts avalible: https://substack.com/@theblondeleadingtheblind?

Episodes
5
Releases
Every few months
Typical length
1 hr 20 min
On air since
2025
Latest episode
2 months ago

Episodes

5 episodes, newest first

  1. 5. Riding in Cars with Dogs

    Season 1, Episode 5

    Show notes

    The year is 2013. Ruby Teys is living a double life.

    Court, facial dermabrations, kindie gyms, toll roads, chinese takeaway, tinder and one... big... secret!

    The butterfly effect and a high speed Higway chase.

    TRIGGER WARNING:
    Miscarriage
    Hopelessness
    Coercion

    A true tale with all names and places changed.

    Transciption and extras assets avaliable here: https://substack.com/@theblondeleadingtheblind?

    Instagram: @blondeleadingtheblind_podcast

    1 hr 26 min
  2. 4. Grapefruits

    Season 1, Episode 4

    Show notes

    This episode, Ruby reads out everything in the Instagram inbox! Keep all those juicy questions, spicy pics and stories coming.

    • Horse Jockey gay little voices
    • Gay Djs
    • Ashwuagunda masturbating

    AND TOO MUCH MORE!!

    Transciption and extras assets avaliable here: https://substack.com/@theblondeleadingtheblind?

    Instagram: @blondeleadingtheblind_podcast

    46 min
  3. 3. Slutty Possum

    Season 1, Episode 3

    Show notes

    This episode, Ruby reads out everything in the Instagram inbox! Keep all those juicy questions, spicy pics and stories coming.

    Don't sh*t too many bricks. You might just end up in a Hong Kong Prison!

    Transciption and extras assets avaliable here: https://substack.com/@theblondeleadingtheblind?

    Instagram: @blondeleadingtheblind_podcast

    31 min
  4. 2. Monkey Shawn

    Season 1, Episode 2

    Show notes

    This episode, we meet Monkey Shawn. A beautiful baby spider monkey Ruby accidentally adopted sunburnt and boozed up on holiday.

    An ode to the $1 cigarettes, root chakra releases and really genuine fake Louis Vuitton duffle bags all swept up on the magical island of Bali.

    Transciption and extras assets avaliable here: https://substack.com/@theblondeleadingtheblind?

    Instagram: @blondeleadingtheblind_podcast

    1 hr 20 min
  5. 1. The Hidden House Dog

    Season 1, Episode 1

    Show notes

    BLTB debuts with a true story from deep within the Ruby Teys lore.

    Set in the eye of a Sydney City sh*tstom, navigating twenty-year-old chaos.

    It’s 2011: Galaxy Tights, Jeffrey Campbells, a smokey eye and doughnut buns. Ruby’s learning to fend for herself — one hungover at a time.

    True stories from the year everything was completely off and somehow perfectly brilliant.

    Transciption and extras assets avaliable here: https://substack.com/@theblondeleadingtheblind?

    Instagram: @blondeleadingtheblind_podcast

    1 hr 26 min

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