Podcast
The Cooligans
The Cooligans is a comedy & soccer podcast delivering hilarious takes on the greatest sport in the world! Hosts Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco are two NYC stand-up comics who don't focus on stats or formations, they focus on the funny. Join us two times a week for some humorous reactions to football's wildest moments of the weekend. The beautiful game just got a little bit uglier.
- Soccer chart
- #85
- Episodes
- 1,014
- Releases
- Twice a week
- Typical length
- 1 hr 8 min
- On air since
- 2015
- Latest episode
- 1 day ago
Episodes
1,014 episodes, newest first
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1 hr 16 min
Nashville On The Brink Of History + Yan Diomande Forces Mourinho's Hand
Episode 1017
Show notes
On Today's show, we dive into Nashville SC's historic season as they are on the verge of setting an all time MLS points record.
From there we break down the rest of the MLS Playoff picture including a playoff season without a New York team in the mix.
To round out the show we analyze the rise of Yan Diomande at Real Madrid and pose the question... How will this affect Vini Jr?
All this and more on today's episode of The Cooligans.
00:00 Show Rundown
10:00 Nashville Lifts Supporter's Shield
37:30 MLS Playoff Picture
51:15 Yan Diomande is on FIRE
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1 hr 11 min
Harry Kane Wins Ballon D'or + Arsenal SHOCKED + NWSL Rule Changes
Episode 1016
Show notes
On this episode we dive into Harry Kane's Ballon D'or win and pose the question... Could this have happened if he were still in the Premier League?
From there we break down Arsenal's shocking loss to Fleetwood as well as the interaction between Max Dowman and Arteta.
To round out the show, there have been several rule changes in the NWSL but do they go far enough?
All this and more on The Cooligans
00:00 Show Rundown
08:32 Harry Kane
37:11 Arsenal's Shocking Loss
47:05 NWSL Rule Changes
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1 hr 16 min
Who's In for USMNT Nov. Camp + Dax McCarty Joins + 3 Year Old Gets Cops Called
Episode 1015
Show notes
Today on the Cooligans... Who got left off of the USMNT October roster who deserves to be called in for November Camp?
From there Dax McCarty joins the show to talk all things MLS.
To round out the program there was a 3 year old playing so well the parents from the other team called the police.
All this and more on today's episode of The Cooligans
00:00 Show Rundown
09:13 USMNT November Camp
37:40 Dax McCarty Joins
01:00:00 3 Year Old Baller
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1 hr
United Get Embarrassed, PSG Are Flying, Cavan Sullivan to City
Episode 1014
Show notes
Today on The Cooligans we break down Manchester United's thumping at the hands of Como and pose the question... Would a manager change really solve anything?
From there we marvel at PSG's 4-2 victory over Barcelona despite a handful of key injuries to the Parisian side.
To round out the show debate whether or not Cavan Sullivan's move to Manchester City is a good idea despite the current drama surrounding the blue side of Manchester.
All this and more on this episode of The Cooligans
00:00 Show Rundown
05:50 Manchester United loses to Como
29:52 PSG win despite injuries
39:55 Cavan Sullivan to move to Manchester City
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1 hr 37 min
Landon Donovan vs. Eddie Johnson, Mia Hamm Joins the Show, MLS Commissioner Comments On TV Deal
Episode 1013
Show notes
On this episode of The Cooligans, Alexis and Christian react to Eddie Johnson and Landon Donovan's war of words.
From there Mia Hamm joins the show to talk all things US Soccer.
The guys react to new MLS Commissioner Larry Berg's comments on the state of MLS' TV deal.
To round out the show we have a preview of this week's UCL action.
All this and more on today's episode of The Cooligans.
00:00 Show Rundown
08:35 Eddie Johnson vs. Landon Donovan
34:15 Mia Hamm
59:20 MLS TV Deal
01:25:00 UCL Preview
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51 min
City Crushed In UCL, Rodman Disappoints, NWSL Pro/Rel
Episode 1012
Show notes
On this episode of The Cooligans, Christian and Alexis take a deep dive into Manchester City's massive loss to PSG in the Champions League.
From there we dive into the disappointing camp from the USWNT, and pose the question... Does Emma Hayes know her best XI?
To round out the show we break down the Crest Cup and ponder what it could mean for the NWSL.
All this and more on today's episode of The Cooligans
00:00 Show Rundown
06:25 City get thumped
25:40 Disappointing USWNT window
39:45 Crest Cup breakdown
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41 min
Author Ryan Conner Joins: 12 Guys Walk Into A Kitchen
Episode 1011
Show notes
Comedian Ryan Conner grew up with 11 brothers in the wildest soccer family we've ever had on The Cooligans. From Ajax philosophy to brazil national team losing Joga Bonito to El Trafico chaos, plus the heartbreaking story of his brother TJ - the prodigy who lost it all - this is soccer comedy meets football verdicts.
Ryan's memoir 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen is out November 24. We get into adoption, refugees, Dortmund vs Ajax, LAFC ultras, and sharing a name with a porn star.
00:00 12 Brothers, 1 Tragic Soccer Story
02:37 Ryan's 12 Brothers - Refugees, Adoption & Chaos
04:59 How Soccer Teammate Fong Became His Brother
05:53 Soccer As Universal Language & Learning Flags
07:22 LAFC vs Galaxy El Trafico & The Bathroom Saga
16:28 Ajax Obsession, Dortmund & Coaching Kids
28:30 Brother TJ - Prodigy to Heart Condition
34:43 EPL & Bundesliga Scouts, Harry Kane Comp
37:27 Sharing A Name With A Porn Star & Book
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1 hr 33 min
Sheamus Tells All: From IT Nerd to WWE Champion
Episode 1010
Show notes
Stephen Farrelly (FKA Sheamus) is football's realest wrestler. The Cooligans bring the former WWE Champion in for a ruthless, chaotic interview on Liverpool, Borussia Dortmund, Irish culture, and life after wrestling.
From working IT to becoming The Celtic Warrior, Farrelly breaks down embracing his red hair and Irish identity, his banger-after-banger philosophy of giving 100% every night, why Mario Balotelli would be the ultimate WWE villain, and the infamous Jeff Hardy story you have to hear to believe. Plus his Aspirely Workouts mission and Liverpool title verdict.
00:00 Stephen Farrelly Is Football's Realest Wrestler
02:00 From IT Nerd to WWE Champion
16:20 Liverpool Loyalty, Ireland & Hating the Glazers
36:25 Gingers, Bullying & Becoming The Celtic Warrior
46:25 Banger After Banger: 100% Every Night Philosophy
01:07:14 Dortmund, Bundesliga & Best Guinness
01:17:32 Balotelli Would Be WWE's Ultimate Villain
01:22:45 Favorite Wrestlers, Video Games & Wrestling Evolution
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1 hr 17 min
Kochen Is The Key, Citizens Could Suffer, CR7's Prolonged Goodbye
Episode 1009
Show notes
On this episode of The Cooligans, Christian and Alexis break down why Diego Kochen is the key to the USMNT future.
From there we dive into the conundrum facing the Premier league with investment into the city of Manchester being threatened by a punishment for Manchester City's financial crimes.
To round out the show we commiserate about what is now becoming a contentious prolonged goodbye for CR7.
All this and more on The Cooligans.
00:00 Show Rundown
11:05 Is Diego Kochen the Key to the USMNT?
46:30 City of Manchester vs. Man City
1:04:25 Ronaldo leaves Portugal Camp
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1 hr 13 min
USMNT Beat Chile 4-2 We React, Man City are in Big Trouble
Episode 1008
Show notes
On this episode of The Cooligans, Christian and Alexis break down the USMNT win over Chile and pose the question... Who should be a full time starter?
From there we break down the SCATHING statement from the Premier League on Manchester City's guilty verdict.
All this and more on The Cooligans.
00:00 Show Rundown
10:40 USMNT Youngsters shine again
36:50 The Premier League releases a harsh statement
50:33 What should the punishment be for Manchester City?
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1 hr 15 min
The USMNT Kids Are Alright, Man City GUILTY, Ireland vs. Israel Controversy
Episode 1007
Show notes
On this episode of The Cooligans, Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco break down the USMNT win over Peru where the kids look to be pretty good.
From there we look at Manchester City being found Guilty on 114 out of 115 charges.
To round out the show we dissect the controversy stemming from the Ireland vs. Israel match in the UEFA Nations League.
All this and more on The Cooligans.
00:00 Show Rundown
08:00 USMNT vs. Peru Reax
33:40 Man City found GUILTY!
01:00:55 Ireland vs. Israel
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1 hr 8 min
Pro/Rel In Liga MX, More Fallout From The Madrid Derby, Federico Higuaín OUT in Columbus
Episode 1006
Show notes
On this episode of the Cooligans Christian and Alexis dive into Pro/Rel possibly coming to Liga MX... Can it please come to America next?
From there we look at all of the continuing fallout from a chaotic Madrid derby.
To round out the show, we discuss Federico Higuaín's firing from Columbus Crew II after sexist comments made to a referee.
All that and more on this episode of The Cooligans
00:00 Show Rundown
10:36 Liga MX Pro/Rel
30:20 Madrid Derby Fallout
51:15 Federico Higuaín OUT of Columbus Crew II
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1 hr 11 min
Chaos In Madrid, Cavan Does It Again, Messi vs. Garber
Episode 1005
Show notes
On this episode of The Cooligans, everything is going wrong at Real Madrid. Missed red cards, Mourinho is bringing screenshots to the press conference ... and Mbappe has a new shoe deal?
From there we break down Cavan Sullivan breaking yet another record and pose the question, how has MLS development changed to the point where it was the best move for Sullivan to stay in Philly, rather than jumping to Europe sooner.
To round out the show we break down the on field beef between Leo Messi and Don Garber.
All this and more on today's episode of The Cooligans.
00:00 Show Rundown
06:40 What is going on at Real Madrid?
32:20 USMNT and MLS Development
52:17 Messi vs. Garber
01:04:29 Bonus stories!
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1 hr 8 min
Poch Takes Shots at Pulisic, Messi Has A New Coach, Barbara Banda Gets A Bag
Episode 1004
Show notes
On this episode of the Cooligans, Christian and Alexis break down Poch's 'Vacation' quote and give their top 5 players who deserve their first USMNT call up.
From there we dive into Leo Messi and his new coach at Inter Miami and pose the question... Should Messi be able to hand pick his own coach?
To round out the show we check out the latest headlines from around the NWSL, including Barbra Banda getting a MASSIVE payday.
All that and more on this episode of the Cooligans
00:00 Show Rundown
01:10 Jozy broke Alexis' phone??
13:07 Poch calls out Pulisic?
36:24 Messi has a new coach
51:30 NWSL Update
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1 hr 4 min
Cavan Sullivan May Be The Chosen One, Americans In Europe, VAR In England Is A Nightmare
Episode 1003
Show notes
On this episode of The Cooligans, Alexis and Christian break down Cavan Sullivan, who is starting to become a superstar right before our eyes.
From there we take a trip around Europe to see how the Americans are fairing across the pond.
To round out the show we look at the multiple VAR controversies over the weekend in the Premier League.
00:00 Show Rundown
01:42 Cavan Sullivan bags a brace vs. San Diego
28:10 Americans in Europe
44:00 VAR Controversies.
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57 min
Arsenal Top Napoli, Can Harry Kane Win a Ballon D'or, Rápido Reactions
Episode 1002
Show notes
On this episode of the Cooligans, Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco break down Wednesday's UCL results and pose the question... Why don't attacking players want to sign for Arsenal?
From there we dive into the Ballon D'or nominations which include Harry Kane and lack a plethora of NWSL players
To round out the show, we hit all the Rápido Reactions from Antoine Griezmann dying in the heat, to MLS breaking the bank on players.
All that and more on this episode of The Cooligans.
00:00 It's our 1000th episode
03:50 Wednesday's UCL reaction
22:30 Ballon D'or nominations
44:25 Rápido Reactions
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39 min
How Shirts Reveal Hidden Stories of Money, Power & Politics in Soccer with Joey D'Urso
Episode 1001
Show notes
Alexis & Christian are joined by journalist and author Joey D’Urso (“More Than a Shirt”) to reveal how global politics and big money collide on the front of your favorite football shirts. From the wild story behind Arsenal’s JVC era to clubs with sponsors tied to oil states, crypto, local businesses and everything in between, the conversation uncovers just how much history (and drama) is stitched into every kit.
(2:35) Joey's book "More Than a Shirt"
(8:08) Lessons learned from writing the book
(11:02) Reconciling club fandom with club business
(18:58) Women's soccer shirt sponsors
(26:11) Evolution of shirt sponsors
(34:58) Standout stories from "More Than a Shirt"
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1 hr 10 min
Balogun’s Failed Everton Move, MLS Teams Return to US Open Cup & Champions League Draw Reaction
Episode 1000
Show notes
Christian & Alexis dig into the chaos of the European transfer window and try to make sense of why Folarin Balogun’s move to Everton collapsed at the last minute. They also explore Premier League spending and how other European teams can attempt to compete financially.
Up next, the pair react to the news that MLS teams are back in the U.S. Open Cup and what that might indicate for the future of soccer in the United States. Could promotion/relegation finally come to the beautiful game in America?
Finally, Christian & Alexis break down the UEFA Champions League draw, share the teams they are most excited to watch and predict this year's UCL winner.
(11:35) Folarin Balogun transfer to Everton collapses
(29:22) MLS teams to return to US Open Cup
(52:45) UCL draw reactions
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1 hr 2 min
Messi Announces International Retirement + US Soccer Steps In With Youth Development + Infantino vs UEFA
Episode 999
Show notes
On this episode of The Cooligans Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros break down Leo Messi announcing he is retiring from international duty. Is it for real this time?
From there we dive into US Soccer taking a more active role in youth development. Is this a first step on the way to real change or just a gesture?
To round out the show we discect the latest in the ongoing battle between UEFA and Gianni Infantino.
All that and more on this episode of The Cooligans.
00:00 We're Back!
06:30 Messi announces international retirement
27:45 US Soccer steps in
49:05 UEFA vs Infantino
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40 min
MLS All-Star Live: MLS Beats Liga MX Again, FIFA's Private Equity Drama & Atlanta United's Jersey Shock
Episode 998
Show notes
Live from Bank of America Stadium in Charlotte, North Carolina, Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros broadcast immediately following the MLS All-Star Game. The hosts react to Major League Soccer securing back-to-back victories over the Liga MX All-Stars and discuss the electric fan atmosphere inside the venue. Between unexpected live broadcast interruptions from stadium staff and behind-the-scenes window adjustments, the guys break down the game's highlights, performance stats, and overall fanfare.
David Gass from SoccerWise joins the suite to deliver postgame analysis and debate how to revamp the All-Star showcase. Together, they pitch wild concept changes—including 5v5 ladder tournaments, manager goalkeepers, referee bribery mechanics, and an off-season All-Star event built around Lionel Messi in Miami. The crew also reflects on the "high school reunion" feel of All-Star week and why reconnecting with friends across the sport remains the real highlight.
Later in the stream, Pelé Soccer marketing director Mickey Voll stops by to discuss the business of soccer. Mickey reacts to Gianni Infantino's controversial proposal to sell FIFA World Cup commercial rights to private investors led by Josh Kushner, and drops a mind-blowing retail stat about Atlanta United outselling Real Madrid and Manchester United in North American jersey sales. To close out the show, the hosts weigh in on MLS's upcoming calendar transition and recount Alexis's viral rain-delay shower cap moment while presenting Thomas Müller with his skills trophy.
Timestamps:
(00:00) — Live from Charlotte: Stadium Window Chaos & MLS Beats Liga MX Again
(05:52) — David Gass Joins: Fixing the All-Star Format & 5v5 Tournament Ideas
(15:27) — Will Lionel Messi Ever Play in an MLS All-Star Game?
(19:26) — Mickey Voll Joins: Pelé Soccer & Gianni Infantino's FIFA Private Equity Plan
(27:00) — Mind-Blowing Retail Stats: When Atlanta United Beat Real Madrid in Jersey Sales
(32:00) — MLS Schedule Overhaul, Promotion/Relegation & Alexis's Viral Rain Cap
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