Podcast

The Cooligans

Comedy, Soccer, Sports

The Cooligans is a comedy & soccer podcast delivering hilarious takes on the greatest sport in the world! Hosts Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco are two NYC stand-up comics who don't focus on stats or formations, they focus on the funny. Join us two times a week for some humorous reactions to football's wildest moments of the weekend. The beautiful game just got a little bit uglier.

Soccer chart
#85
Episodes
1,014
Releases
Twice a week
Typical length
1 hr 8 min
On air since
2015
Latest episode
1 day ago

Episodes

1,014 episodes, newest first

  1. Nashville On The Brink Of History + Yan Diomande Forces Mourinho's Hand

    Episode 1017

    Show notes

    On Today's show, we dive into Nashville SC's historic season as they are on the verge of setting an all time MLS points record.

    From there we break down the rest of the MLS Playoff picture including a playoff season without a New York team in the mix.

    To round out the show we analyze the rise of Yan Diomande at Real Madrid and pose the question... How will this affect Vini Jr?

    All this and more on today's episode of The Cooligans.

    00:00 Show Rundown

    10:00 Nashville Lifts Supporter's Shield

    37:30 MLS Playoff Picture

    51:15 Yan Diomande is on FIRE

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    1 hr 16 min
  2. Harry Kane Wins Ballon D'or + Arsenal SHOCKED + NWSL Rule Changes

    Episode 1016

    Show notes

    On this episode we dive into Harry Kane's Ballon D'or win and pose the question... Could this have happened if he were still in the Premier League?

    From there we break down Arsenal's shocking loss to Fleetwood as well as the interaction between Max Dowman and Arteta.

    To round out the show, there have been several rule changes in the NWSL but do they go far enough?

    All this and more on The Cooligans

    00:00 Show Rundown

    08:32 Harry Kane

    37:11 Arsenal's Shocking Loss

    47:05 NWSL Rule Changes

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    1 hr 11 min
  3. Who's In for USMNT Nov. Camp + Dax McCarty Joins + 3 Year Old Gets Cops Called

    Episode 1015

    Show notes

    Today on the Cooligans... Who got left off of the USMNT October roster who deserves to be called in for November Camp?

    From there Dax McCarty joins the show to talk all things MLS.

    To round out the program there was a 3 year old playing so well the parents from the other team called the police.

    All this and more on today's episode of The Cooligans

    00:00 Show Rundown

    09:13 USMNT November Camp

    37:40 Dax McCarty Joins

    01:00:00 3 Year Old Baller

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    1 hr 16 min
  4. United Get Embarrassed, PSG Are Flying, Cavan Sullivan to City

    Episode 1014

    Show notes

    Today on The Cooligans we break down Manchester United's thumping at the hands of Como and pose the question... Would a manager change really solve anything?

    From there we marvel at PSG's 4-2 victory over Barcelona despite a handful of key injuries to the Parisian side.

    To round out the show debate whether or not Cavan Sullivan's move to Manchester City is a good idea despite the current drama surrounding the blue side of Manchester.

    All this and more on this episode of The Cooligans

    00:00 Show Rundown

    05:50 Manchester United loses to Como

    29:52 PSG win despite injuries

    39:55 Cavan Sullivan to move to Manchester City

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    1 hr
  5. Landon Donovan vs. Eddie Johnson, Mia Hamm Joins the Show, MLS Commissioner Comments On TV Deal

    Episode 1013

    Show notes

    On this episode of The Cooligans, Alexis and Christian react to Eddie Johnson and Landon Donovan's war of words.

    From there Mia Hamm joins the show to talk all things US Soccer.

    The guys react to new MLS Commissioner Larry Berg's comments on the state of MLS' TV deal.

    To round out the show we have a preview of this week's UCL action.

    All this and more on today's episode of The Cooligans.

    00:00 Show Rundown

    08:35 Eddie Johnson vs. Landon Donovan

    34:15 Mia Hamm

    59:20 MLS TV Deal

    01:25:00 UCL Preview

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    1 hr 37 min
  6. City Crushed In UCL, Rodman Disappoints, NWSL Pro/Rel

    Episode 1012

    Show notes

    On this episode of The Cooligans, Christian and Alexis take a deep dive into Manchester City's massive loss to PSG in the Champions League.

    From there we dive into the disappointing camp from the USWNT, and pose the question... Does Emma Hayes know her best XI?

    To round out the show we break down the Crest Cup and ponder what it could mean for the NWSL.

    All this and more on today's episode of The Cooligans

    00:00 Show Rundown

    06:25 City get thumped

    25:40 Disappointing USWNT window

    39:45 Crest Cup breakdown

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    51 min
  7. Author Ryan Conner Joins: 12 Guys Walk Into A Kitchen

    Episode 1011

    Show notes

    Comedian Ryan Conner grew up with 11 brothers in the wildest soccer family we've ever had on The Cooligans. From Ajax philosophy to brazil national team losing Joga Bonito to El Trafico chaos, plus the heartbreaking story of his brother TJ - the prodigy who lost it all - this is soccer comedy meets football verdicts.

    Ryan's memoir 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen is out November 24. We get into adoption, refugees, Dortmund vs Ajax, LAFC ultras, and sharing a name with a porn star.

    00:00 12 Brothers, 1 Tragic Soccer Story

    02:37 Ryan's 12 Brothers - Refugees, Adoption & Chaos

    04:59 How Soccer Teammate Fong Became His Brother

    05:53 Soccer As Universal Language & Learning Flags

    07:22 LAFC vs Galaxy El Trafico & The Bathroom Saga

    16:28 Ajax Obsession, Dortmund & Coaching Kids

    28:30 Brother TJ - Prodigy to Heart Condition

    34:43 EPL & Bundesliga Scouts, Harry Kane Comp

    37:27 Sharing A Name With A Porn Star & Book

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    41 min
  8. Sheamus Tells All: From IT Nerd to WWE Champion

    Episode 1010

    Show notes

    Stephen Farrelly (FKA Sheamus) is football's realest wrestler. The Cooligans bring the former WWE Champion in for a ruthless, chaotic interview on Liverpool, Borussia Dortmund, Irish culture, and life after wrestling.

    From working IT to becoming The Celtic Warrior, Farrelly breaks down embracing his red hair and Irish identity, his banger-after-banger philosophy of giving 100% every night, why Mario Balotelli would be the ultimate WWE villain, and the infamous Jeff Hardy story you have to hear to believe. Plus his Aspirely Workouts mission and Liverpool title verdict.

    00:00 Stephen Farrelly Is Football's Realest Wrestler

    02:00 From IT Nerd to WWE Champion

    16:20 Liverpool Loyalty, Ireland & Hating the Glazers

    36:25 Gingers, Bullying & Becoming The Celtic Warrior

    46:25 Banger After Banger: 100% Every Night Philosophy

    01:07:14 Dortmund, Bundesliga & Best Guinness

    01:17:32 Balotelli Would Be WWE's Ultimate Villain

    01:22:45 Favorite Wrestlers, Video Games & Wrestling Evolution

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    1 hr 33 min
  9. Kochen Is The Key, Citizens Could Suffer, CR7's Prolonged Goodbye

    Episode 1009

    Show notes

    On this episode of The Cooligans, Christian and Alexis break down why Diego Kochen is the key to the USMNT future.

    From there we dive into the conundrum facing the Premier league with investment into the city of Manchester being threatened by a punishment for Manchester City's financial crimes.

    To round out the show we commiserate about what is now becoming a contentious prolonged goodbye for CR7.

    All this and more on The Cooligans.

    00:00 Show Rundown

    11:05 Is Diego Kochen the Key to the USMNT?

    46:30 City of Manchester vs. Man City

    1:04:25 Ronaldo leaves Portugal Camp

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    1 hr 17 min
  10. USMNT Beat Chile 4-2 We React, Man City are in Big Trouble

    Episode 1008

    Show notes

    On this episode of The Cooligans, Christian and Alexis break down the USMNT win over Chile and pose the question... Who should be a full time starter?

    From there we break down the SCATHING statement from the Premier League on Manchester City's guilty verdict.

    All this and more on The Cooligans.

    00:00 Show Rundown

    10:40 USMNT Youngsters shine again

    36:50 The Premier League releases a harsh statement

    50:33 What should the punishment be for Manchester City?

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    1 hr 13 min
  11. The USMNT Kids Are Alright, Man City GUILTY, Ireland vs. Israel Controversy

    Episode 1007

    Show notes

    On this episode of The Cooligans, Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco break down the USMNT win over Peru where the kids look to be pretty good.

    From there we look at Manchester City being found Guilty on 114 out of 115 charges.

    To round out the show we dissect the controversy stemming from the Ireland vs. Israel match in the UEFA Nations League.

    All this and more on The Cooligans.

    00:00 Show Rundown

    08:00 USMNT vs. Peru Reax

    33:40 Man City found GUILTY!

    01:00:55 Ireland vs. Israel

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    1 hr 15 min
  12. Pro/Rel In Liga MX, More Fallout From The Madrid Derby, Federico Higuaín OUT in Columbus

    Episode 1006

    Show notes

    On this episode of the Cooligans Christian and Alexis dive into Pro/Rel possibly coming to Liga MX... Can it please come to America next?

    From there we look at all of the continuing fallout from a chaotic Madrid derby.

    To round out the show, we discuss Federico Higuaín's firing from Columbus Crew II after sexist comments made to a referee.

    All that and more on this episode of The Cooligans

    00:00 Show Rundown

    10:36 Liga MX Pro/Rel

    30:20 Madrid Derby Fallout

    51:15 Federico Higuaín OUT of Columbus Crew II

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    1 hr 8 min
  13. Chaos In Madrid, Cavan Does It Again, Messi vs. Garber

    Episode 1005

    Show notes

    On this episode of The Cooligans, everything is going wrong at Real Madrid. Missed red cards, Mourinho is bringing screenshots to the press conference ... and Mbappe has a new shoe deal?

    From there we break down Cavan Sullivan breaking yet another record and pose the question, how has MLS development changed to the point where it was the best move for Sullivan to stay in Philly, rather than jumping to Europe sooner.

    To round out the show we break down the on field beef between Leo Messi and Don Garber.

    All this and more on today's episode of The Cooligans.

    00:00 Show Rundown

    06:40 What is going on at Real Madrid?

    32:20 USMNT and MLS Development

    52:17 Messi vs. Garber

    01:04:29 Bonus stories!

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    1 hr 11 min
  14. Poch Takes Shots at Pulisic, Messi Has A New Coach, Barbara Banda Gets A Bag

    Episode 1004

    Show notes

    On this episode of the Cooligans, Christian and Alexis break down Poch's 'Vacation' quote and give their top 5 players who deserve their first USMNT call up.

    From there we dive into Leo Messi and his new coach at Inter Miami and pose the question... Should Messi be able to hand pick his own coach?

    To round out the show we check out the latest headlines from around the NWSL, including Barbra Banda getting a MASSIVE payday.

    All that and more on this episode of the Cooligans

    00:00 Show Rundown

    01:10 Jozy broke Alexis' phone??

    13:07 Poch calls out Pulisic?

    36:24 Messi has a new coach

    51:30 NWSL Update

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    1 hr 8 min
  15. Cavan Sullivan May Be The Chosen One, Americans In Europe, VAR In England Is A Nightmare

    Episode 1003

    Show notes

    On this episode of The Cooligans, Alexis and Christian break down Cavan Sullivan, who is starting to become a superstar right before our eyes.

    From there we take a trip around Europe to see how the Americans are fairing across the pond.

    To round out the show we look at the multiple VAR controversies over the weekend in the Premier League.

    00:00 Show Rundown

    01:42 Cavan Sullivan bags a brace vs. San Diego

    28:10 Americans in Europe

    44:00 VAR Controversies.

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    1 hr 4 min
  16. Arsenal Top Napoli, Can Harry Kane Win a Ballon D'or, Rápido Reactions

    Episode 1002

    Show notes

    On this episode of the Cooligans, Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco break down Wednesday's UCL results and pose the question... Why don't attacking players want to sign for Arsenal?

    From there we dive into the Ballon D'or nominations which include Harry Kane and lack a plethora of NWSL players

    To round out the show, we hit all the Rápido Reactions from Antoine Griezmann dying in the heat, to MLS breaking the bank on players.

    All that and more on this episode of The Cooligans.

    00:00 It's our 1000th episode

    03:50 Wednesday's UCL reaction

    22:30 Ballon D'or nominations

    44:25 Rápido Reactions

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    57 min
  17. How Shirts Reveal Hidden Stories of Money, Power & Politics in Soccer with Joey D'Urso

    Episode 1001

    Show notes

    Alexis & Christian are joined by journalist and author Joey D’Urso (“More Than a Shirt”) to reveal how global politics and big money collide on the front of your favorite football shirts. From the wild story behind Arsenal’s JVC era to clubs with sponsors tied to oil states, crypto, local businesses and everything in between, the conversation uncovers just how much history (and drama) is stitched into every kit.

    (2:35) Joey's book "More Than a Shirt"

    (8:08) Lessons learned from writing the book

    (11:02) Reconciling club fandom with club business

    (18:58) Women's soccer shirt sponsors

    (26:11) Evolution of shirt sponsors

    (34:58) Standout stories from "More Than a Shirt"

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    39 min
  18. Balogun’s Failed Everton Move, MLS Teams Return to US Open Cup & Champions League Draw Reaction

    Episode 1000

    Show notes

    Christian & Alexis dig into the chaos of the European transfer window and try to make sense of why Folarin Balogun’s move to Everton collapsed at the last minute. They also explore Premier League spending and how other European teams can attempt to compete financially.

    Up next, the pair react to the news that MLS teams are back in the U.S. Open Cup and what that might indicate for the future of soccer in the United States. Could promotion/relegation finally come to the beautiful game in America?

    Finally, Christian & Alexis break down the UEFA Champions League draw, share the teams they are most excited to watch and predict this year's UCL winner.

    (11:35) Folarin Balogun transfer to Everton collapses

    (29:22) MLS teams to return to US Open Cup

    (52:45) UCL draw reactions

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    1 hr 10 min
  19. Messi Announces International Retirement + US Soccer Steps In With Youth Development + Infantino vs UEFA

    Episode 999

    Show notes

    On this episode of The Cooligans Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros break down Leo Messi announcing he is retiring from international duty. Is it for real this time?

    From there we dive into US Soccer taking a more active role in youth development. Is this a first step on the way to real change or just a gesture?

    To round out the show we discect the latest in the ongoing battle between UEFA and Gianni Infantino.

    All that and more on this episode of The Cooligans.

    00:00 We're Back!

    06:30 Messi announces international retirement

    27:45 US Soccer steps in

    49:05 UEFA vs Infantino

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    1 hr 2 min
  20. MLS All-Star Live: MLS Beats Liga MX Again, FIFA's Private Equity Drama & Atlanta United's Jersey Shock

    Episode 998

    Show notes

    Live from Bank of America Stadium in Charlotte, North Carolina, Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros broadcast immediately following the MLS All-Star Game. The hosts react to Major League Soccer securing back-to-back victories over the Liga MX All-Stars and discuss the electric fan atmosphere inside the venue. Between unexpected live broadcast interruptions from stadium staff and behind-the-scenes window adjustments, the guys break down the game's highlights, performance stats, and overall fanfare.

    David Gass from SoccerWise joins the suite to deliver postgame analysis and debate how to revamp the All-Star showcase. Together, they pitch wild concept changes—including 5v5 ladder tournaments, manager goalkeepers, referee bribery mechanics, and an off-season All-Star event built around Lionel Messi in Miami. The crew also reflects on the "high school reunion" feel of All-Star week and why reconnecting with friends across the sport remains the real highlight.

    Later in the stream, Pelé Soccer marketing director Mickey Voll stops by to discuss the business of soccer. Mickey reacts to Gianni Infantino's controversial proposal to sell FIFA World Cup commercial rights to private investors led by Josh Kushner, and drops a mind-blowing retail stat about Atlanta United outselling Real Madrid and Manchester United in North American jersey sales. To close out the show, the hosts weigh in on MLS's upcoming calendar transition and recount Alexis's viral rain-delay shower cap moment while presenting Thomas Müller with his skills trophy.

    Timestamps:

    (00:00) — Live from Charlotte: Stadium Window Chaos & MLS Beats Liga MX Again

    (05:52) — David Gass Joins: Fixing the All-Star Format & 5v5 Tournament Ideas

    (15:27) — Will Lionel Messi Ever Play in an MLS All-Star Game?

    (19:26) — Mickey Voll Joins: Pelé Soccer & Gianni Infantino's FIFA Private Equity Plan

    (27:00) — Mind-Blowing Retail Stats: When Atlanta United Beat Real Madrid in Jersey Sales

    (32:00) — MLS Schedule Overhaul, Promotion/Relegation & Alexis's Viral Rain Cap

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    40 min