The Heartsick Boys

The loneliest man in Philadelphia stumbles upon two million dollars in cash outside a strip mall and takes it. Then everything gets all messed up.

Performed by Matt Schultz, Brendan O'Hare, Cory Snearowski, Chris Gilman, Jeremy Levick, Rajat Suresh, Sofia Manfredi, Brian Murphy, Josh Schultz, and Hannah Dere

Lonely Street (Face Lotion & FedEx Drivers) performed by Jeff Marks

Written and Directed by Matt Schultz

Produced and Mixed by Will Kempner

Mastered by Alex Gilson

Artwork by Jake Schultz and Josh Schultz

Special thanks to Kirsten Schnappauf and Jessye McGarry

Episodes: 13
Releases: Daily
Typical length: 6 min
On air since: 2024
Latest episode: 3 months ago

Episodes

13 episodes, from the first

Season 1

BONUS: Lonely Street (Face Lotion & FedEx Drivers) Bonus

Episode 12

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Original song from The Heartsick Boys.

Aug 28, 2024 4 min
Prologue: I Don’t See What’s So Funny About That

Episode 1

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Hey. Ah...

Aug 30, 2024 5 min
Chapter 1: Jason’s World

Episode 2

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It’s probably like a big fridge, man.

Aug 30, 2024 11 min
Chapter 2: A Brief Meditation on Wind Turbine Technicians and the Functionality of a Shaved Head

Episode 2

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They were more like slopes.

Aug 30, 2024 6 min
Chapter 3: In a Foster Home, Rear-Naked Chokes Spread Like Wildfire

Episode 4

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Whereas for me, I get to go home, and I of course have a beautiful family. And I’m in great health.

Aug 30, 2024 10 min
Chapter 4: Your Forearm is Bleeding. Or, Comradery and Belonging

Episode 5

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So those are some like fat swoops.

Aug 30, 2024 3 min
Chapter 5: Bass Lessons

Episode 6

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It’s not the regular pool triangle rack. It’s that skinnier one.

Aug 30, 2024 5 min
Chapter 6: Disappearances. Cowboys. And a Forest Green Mini Cooper

Episode 7

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You can walk very quietly barefoot. Very gentle.

Aug 30, 2024 7 min
Chapter 7: Stay Away From Lonely Street

Episode 8

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Maybe he’s playing some kind of game. With his friends. Maybe manhunt.

Aug 30, 2024 6 min
Intermission (I’ll See You Back Here in a Minute)

Episode 9

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Hey, man. What would you do with a big bag of money?

Aug 30, 2024 1 min
Chapter 8: SAINT CRAMP

Episode 10

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And that’s when everything went dark.

Aug 30, 2024 7 min
Chapter 9: 3-D Glasses

Episode 11

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The end.

Aug 30, 2024 10 min

NEW POD ALERT - The Brother From Raymond (Prologue) Bonus

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Search “The Brother From Raymond” to hear the new podcast from the creator of “The Heartsick Boys”

DAVE IS A 38-YEAR-OLD CARTS GUY IN BENSALEM PA LIVING THROUGH THE WORST 14 MONTHS OF HIS LIFE. THEN HE SEES A LITTLE KID IN A SHOPRITE PARKING LOT SCRATCH HIS DAD DOWN HIS WHOLE FACE. THEN HE FEELS BETTER.

Seven short chapters, eight-ish minutes each, 61 minutes total. The definitive story of hope and empathy for our troubled modern times…

Jul 28, 2026 4 min