The International Race of Hammpions

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This week’s broadcast is brought to you by Crazy Ivan’s Dead Peasant Insurance. For an extra fee, we can make sure your employees are actually in danger.

Geno installs a wideband in the 940 and discovers exactly how much fuel he’s wasting. The proposed solution is more turbo, naturally. Meanwhile, the crew compares GPA-lowering campus activities, questions who should really be managing this media, and attracts the attention of a Surgeon General who takes the “General” part literally.

At the HBI international news desk, RFK’s brain worm gets a spacesuit and New Zealand stages a surprisingly welcome takeover. A Reddit argument about the DSA opens the door to communist factionalism, revisionism with excellent eyebrows, and the discovery that the bottom-left corner of the political compass might be a gay bar.

Also on the docket: karaoke misunderstandings, French suspension engineering, frozen Butterfingers, liquid-nitrogen piña coladas, and a San Antonio trip with absolutely no respect for the Alamo.

Back in the automotive department, The Juice prepares for commercial-driving paperwork, the crew debates racetracks, and WRC’s arrival in East Tennessee provides fresh motivation to resurrect Geno’s lifted 245. HBI immediately identifies a corresponding need for life insurance.

Finally, an invitation goes out to Yanis Varoufakis and the broadcast attempts to sign off approximately six times.

Check your oil. Winterize your boat. Go fucking vote.

Questions, comments, and strongly worded ideological corrections to provide fuel for Geno's desperately needed fire: mailbag@irohpodcast.com

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Caleb returns from Crazy Ivan’s Brazilian gulag with tales of artisan coffee, cheese bread, and a Fiat-powered escape. Meanwhile, Geno winterizes the irrigation, The Juice takes the Stagea to the Dragon, and the hosts acquire a feline audience.

Then it’s back to resurrecting dead automotive nameplates: Red Line Saturn wagons, improbable British sports cars, French executive luxury, and a Vector with entirely too much turbo lag. Along the way: Brazilian pizza, taxes on taxes, Waffle House, moth people, and checking whether your old Volkswagen is still someone else’s problem.

Welcome back, my friends, to the broadcast that never ends.

Check your oil. If there’s none under it, there’s none in it.

Flames to warm Geno's ice shack can go to mailbag@irohpodcast.com

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This week’s broadcast comes to you from 94.4 KPRK, where Justin and Geno have finally slipped the bondage of editorial control and established an anarcho-syndicalist commune. Meanwhile, Caleb has gone into hiding in Brazil following a deeply questionable electoral name-change scheme, leaving the remaining hosts to take turns acting as a sort of executive officer of the week.

Fleet maintenance: the Expedition (FOUR SIX MOD MOTOR BABY) continues leaking fluids, the Stagea gets fresh brake fluid and a Flex Tape intervention, and Geno prepares for crunchy rain season. The Juice also explores the entertainment potential of vintage JDM navigation screens, including the important achievement of driving a Stagea inside a Stagea.

Then the executive committee gets down to business: reviving America’s discontinued automotive nameplates. There are cheap sporty coupes, a quad-turbo V12 Lincoln Zephyr, a Corvair made from a backwards Volt, and an Eldorado large enough to obstruct international shipping. Oldsmobile somehow ends up on the moon, and Dodge presents the toughest philosophical question of the evening: Neon or Viper?

The committee’s findings are clear: giant coupes, tiny coupes, and wagons for everything in between.

Don't forget to check your oil. If it’s not leaking, it’s probably low.

Send flames to keep Geno warm during the long, cold Minnesota winter to the following address: mailbag@irohpodcast.com

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On this week's broadcast, Geno returns from The Alaskan Foreign Legion, The Juice casts off the aftermarket heathens and Caleb reveals the ancient origins of the rotary engine. The crew wraps with their marque-by-marque rundown of how Stellantis can fix their lineup problems, once and for all.

Raise the lowered and we'll see y'all next week.

As always, you can find us on all of the following:

Website: https://irohpodcast.com/

Bluesky: @irohpodcast.com

Instagram: @iroh_show

YouTube: @irohshow

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This week’s episode is brought to you by Hammpions Broadcast International affiliate WORS-FM - Jacksboro - Seymour - Ballplay.

Geno’s gone missing and Crazy Ivan has some explaining to do. Caleb and The Juice are holding down the fort with ADM (Appalachian Dance Music), questionable car fantasies, and a game that implies GMT800 is always the answer.

Sit back, tune in and enjoy the caviar. We’ll see y’all ‘round.

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The International Race of Hammpions is a product of Hammpions Broadcast International, a division of HBI World Media.

This week's sponsor is Crazy Ivan's Soviet Surplus, your home for surplus icebreakers and more.

• Junkyard luxury
• Rally dreams
• A continued fondness for the French
• Winter tires
• Spec LLV
• Pixie for city council
• Spec Vega
• Cadillac horns

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This week's broadcast is sponsored by Crazy Ivan's Automotive Center - East Tennessee's home for prime Soviet motoring and more.

This broadcast is also brought to you by HBI affiliate WORS-FM: The Powerhouse of the South.

Featuring:

• The Walmart Automotive Center
• Gear lube
• Junkyard tools
• Technicals
• Automotive detailing
• Discovering community
• Slugburgers
• Appalachian folklore
• Bluegrass
• The Language of Horsepower

As always, comments, hate mail and flames to fire up the barbecue can be sent to mailbag@irohpodcast.com

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Notes from the Editor:

This week's episode is brought to you by HBI affiliate 99.7 - The HAMM, serving the cities of Lutts, Cypress Inn and Walnut Grove.

We'd also like to give a shout-out to their advertisers:

Crazy Ivan's Automotive Center - The Tri-State Area's home for Soviet Motoring Excellence

Antonio's Italian Car Specialists - Our service will have you saying "Fix it again, Tony"

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In this episode:

• Geno’s winter wheel procedure is continuing as planned.
• Please avoid saying “green and gold” near an unrestrained Brett Favre.
• Justin has secured Tennessee plates.
• Some more talking about upcoming projects happens.
• and much more...

Don't forget to check your washer fluid and cash in those Menards rebates, and we'll see y'all next week.

Comments, flames and roasted marshmallows are welcome at mailbag@irohpodcast.com

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Episode 17

This week's broadcast is brought to you by HBI affiliate station and Northern Mississippi's home for yesterday's top country hits 91.1 WYZN - The Whizz, serving Kossuth, Rienzi and Tishomingo.

This week's elite sponsors are:

Crazy Ivan's Automotive Center - Northern Mississippi's exclusive home for Soviet Motoring

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This week's discussions:

A tribute to The Greatest Tennessean of All Time: Dolly Parton

Southern Gothic nights with the windows down (and lots of bug spray)

Accessible Mobility Solutions

Perfectly cromulent daily drivers

From Roadmasters to Road Glides (and more)

Panamerican Highway Dreams

Alaska to Shenzen

The birth of the next great automotive TV, proving we're all nines...

The Great SWagon Rescue (planning)

Brazilian HQ check-in

Y'all take care and we'll see y'all next week.

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From the IROH Promotions Desk:

Tune in to our latest broadcast as Caleb, Geno, and The Juice accompany you on your morning drive, whenever that may be.

This week's hot topics:

• The gripping conclusion to the Hotdish v. Casserole War.
• Union-made Hammpions merchandise, hopefully coming soon to a torso near you.
• French motoring excellence
• Initial D , Wangan Midnight , and You’re Under Arrest
• The thrilling conclusion to The Juice's Nissan Stagea timing-belt saga
• Jazz Cats on The Tail of the Dragon
• Expedition death wobbles and brass-faucet backyard engineering
• The wheel that escaped the Fiat
• France, Supercorp, and electric Peugeots
• B230 and FOUR SIX MOD MOTOR TWO VALVE doctrine

Runtime: approximately 60 minutes.

May contain: explicit language, improvised mechanical methods, and strong encouragement to acquire a French car.

As always, check out our website at https://irohpodcast.com/ and send us your questions, comments and flames at mailbag@irohpodcast.com

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Broadcast Notes

Dark Lord Xerox has returned Geno from the Pleiades System and the Twin Cities Bureau is back in action. Additionally, the maintenance tales from the Reservoir Report continue, the Hantavirus 944 finally moves and the maintenance continues.

Meanwhile, in the Land that Stellantis Forgot, the Fiat finally has all of its paperwork in order, a fresh set of brakes and pastel-fueled E100 ideas.

Finally, the HBI Research Department does a deep dive into one particular Tennessee family's statistically significant hoard of rare and unusual Saabs.

Go check your oil, watch your seals and buy something from a dead automaker.

As always, mail, both love and hate, is appreciated at mailbag@irohpodcast.com and we might even read it on air.

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Show Notes

On this week's edition, a delayed boat repair turns into dock math, tool shopping, and the eternal question of when a job will get finished. In other news, we have gold Volvo wheels, Hot Sauce Tuesday, funny license plates, and a Brazilian DMV adventure involving engine numbers, hidden portals, and more than enough paperwork.

Finally, it’s time to discuss the Hantavirus 944: a Porsche sitting in the woods, a hundred-dollar offer, a property dispute, and an increasingly ambitious rescue plan. Along the way, there's an armored Chevrolet Omega, throttle body injection, forbidden-fruit and the case against putting an LS in everything.

Thanks for listening and seriously, go check your oil.

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This week, HBI has dispatched its correspondents to the front lines of the modern automotive market.

Justin “The Juice” reports from Knoxville, where a family car-shopping expedition becomes a confrontation between enthusiast logic and the realities of aging parents, comfortable seats and Toyota hybrid noises. The Crown Signia makes a strong case, Lexus and Alfa receive careful consideration, and the Mazda CX-90 emerges as the leading contender. One important question remains for our enthusiastic youth correspondent: turbo straight-six or plug-in hybrid?

From HBI's Twin Cities bureau, Geno introduces the newest member of the Fleet of Hammpions: a Tropic Green 1995 Volvo 940 Turbo with 220,000 miles, excellent modifications and a set of gold wheels waiting in the garage.

Caleb returns with a dispatch from The Land That Stellantis Forgot, detailing Fiat electrical progress, tales of large pandas and the competitive advantage of only one windshield wiper.

Sit back, put your feet up and let the good times roll.

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Justin "The Juice" discusses smashing back roads in a minivan and gets high on starting fluid, Geno devours more glizzies and downs Kurt Russell's mullet, all of the guys talk barbecue and Caleb checks in from The Land that Stellantis Forgot.

Finally, the show wraps with Round 2 of Cars Against Humanity.

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Episode Notes

This morning's episode of The International Race of Hammpions is sponsored by Antonio's Italian Car Specialists in Lutts, TN. Tell 'em The HAMM sent you.

In this episode, we reveal the new shop runner in the Brazilian studio, workshop the worst possible automotive engine swap, and discuss the greatest driving albums, in our not-so-humble opinions. As always, we have check-ins from The Reservoir Report and The Glizzy Gladiator of the Great Lakes. All of this and more, coming to you live from where you get your podcasts.

The International Race of Hammpions is a production of Hammpions Broadcast International.

Caleb's Picks

• Out Loud - Boom Boom Satellites
• Gran Turismo - The Cardigans
• Slow Riot for New Zerø Kanada - Godspeed You! Black Emperor
• Aqualung - Jethro Tull
• Thick as a Brick - Jethro Tull
• Candyass - Orgy
• Vapor Transmission - Orgy
• Bigger, Better, Faster, More! - 4 Non Blondes
• Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex O.S.T. - Yoko Kanno
• Exit - Tangerine Dream

Justin's Picks

• Songs for the Deaf - Queens of the Stone Age
• Honestly, Nevermind - Drake
• Skream! - Skream
• The Resistance - Muse
• The Wow! Signal - Muse
• Funeral Soundtrack #4 - Destroy Boys
• Reload - Metallica
•

British Steel - Judas Priest

Geno's Picks

• The Legend of Blacktop Jesus - Andy Lipke / North Shore Trio
• The Animal Years - Josh Ritter
• Led Zeppelin IV - Led Zeppelin
• Lohio - Ass Ponys
• Electric Rock Music - Ass Ponys
• Enema of the State - Blink-182
• Californication - Red Hot Chili Peppers
• Sailing the Seas of Cheese - Primus
• Die Welt gehört dir - Blümchen
• Autobahn - Kraftwerk

Collective Picks

• (Pronounced 'Lĕh-'nérd 'Skin-'nérd) - Lynyrd Skynyrd
• Second Helping - Lynyrd Skynyrd
• Nuthin’ Fancy - Lynyrd Skynyrd
• Gimme Back My Bullets - Lynyrd Skynyrd

General Picks

From Caleb - Public Enemy, Mogwai and Godspeed You! Black Emperor in general.

From Justin - Initial D-style Eurobeat, Pendulum, early Three 6 Mafia

From Geno - Tony Hawk's Pro Skater soundtrack and the GTA Vice City radio music

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Tactical Glizzies, Nissans, Hondas and more, brought to you by Caleb, Justin and Geno.

The International Race of Hammpions is a production of Hammpions Broadcast International.

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With 226 watts of Pure Podcast Power, Episode 09 of The International Race of Hammpions is landing on your platform of choice.

This week: Acts of Boat, Acts of God and Acts of DMV, along with a Subaru shifter giveaway for our dedicated listeners AND a call to action to find the listener (or potential listener) with a particular TN-registered 2011 Prius.

Want to enter the bad-decision Subaru sweepstakes, explain your vanity plate, or sponsor our podcast empire? mailbag@irohpodcast.com or find us on Bluesky: @irohpodcast.com.

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Episode Notes

It’s Hammpions After Dark and the crew kicks things off with a toast for Father’s Day before diving into a new (read: stolen from a higher-budget podcast) game: Cars Against Humanity. (Credit: Collector Car Feed for the premise)

Then the show turns to the big assignment: inventing the dumbest possible current-production spec racing series, as well as our first Live on the Scene dispatch.

It's a good time, and if you want to drop us a line, or tell us what your experience was driving a VInFast, mailbag@irohpodcast.com or find us on Bluesky @ http://irohpodcast.com

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Got a sketchy driveway repair story with more RTV than skill? Want to pitch your own mind-numbingly stupid spec racing series for a future challenge?

We want to hear your absolute worst automotive takes.

Send us an email at mailbag@irohpodcast.com or find us on Bluesky. We'll read your takes live on the air, promise.

Episode Notes

Caleb and Geno run the show this week, with deep discussion on both maligned cars that were actually great, as well as supposedly great cars that were actually terrible.

Questions, comments, hate mail? We read it all at mailbag [at] http://irohpodcast.com