Podcast

The Mean Time

Comedy, Improv, Music, Music Commentary

Watch two best friends try so hard not to kiss on this podcast we cannot believe we get paid to do. Welcome to The Mean Time with Jared Gaines and Patrick Gilchrist.

Improv chart
#10
Episodes
123
Releases
Weekly
Typical length
53 min
On air since
2024
Latest episode
4 days ago

Episodes

123 episodes, newest first

  1. TRUNK OR TREAT

    Episode 123

    Show notes

    Happy Halloween!!!
    Please give a warm mean machine welcome to our special guests this week - Langston & David from the "My Momma Told Me" Podcast. In this special Halloween episode the boys don't really talk about Halloween at all, but instead get down into the nitty gritty of basketball, celebrity interactions, literature and Tevin Campbell.

    “My Momma Told Me" recently moved over to Wave Sports and Entertainment, with Caleb Hearon serving as executive producer under his "So True" umbrella - new episodes drop every Tuesday. Fans can watch and listen to new episodes of “My Momma Told Me” on YouTube, Spotify, Apple, or wherever you get your podcasts.
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    53 min
  2. PUMPKIN SPICED BABY LATTE

    Episode 122

    Show notes

    Let this episode serve as a reminder that the views and opinions of Mr. John Patrick Gilchrist are not those of The Mean Time as a collective, as we reminisce on our high school days, bullies and our first time swearing. This week we also see the return of a much loved and dearly missed Crusty Rhodes, coming in to give some much needed advice to the masses and educate us (mainly Pat) on the Epstein Files!
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    53 min
  3. ARBY'S PART 2 - HOT & SLOPPY

    Episode 121

    Show notes

    This episode is a TRUE sequel!!!! The boys continue the Arby's saga and open Pat's eyes to a brand new world full of new opportunities (and heart burn). But that's not all! Jared & Pat talk about seeing Other Mommy on opening night and how the movie held up against their wild fantasies before Jared speaks on Metallica's latest controversy. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com
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    53 min
  4. I GOTTA EAT THIS COLD

    Episode 120

    Show notes

    You wanna know the secret to getting rid of a common cold? Jared's got the answers for you!
    Tune in this week to unveil the secret foods to cure your sicknesses, watch Pat get educated on the iconic Arby's "Beef & Cheddar" & hear all the (very valid) reasons why you should go see the new Jessica Chastain movie in a theatre near you!
    (P.S maybe clear out your old instagram DM's to celebrities; you never know who might see them!) Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com
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    52 min
  5. JERRY WONKA'S LEAKY BURGER

    Episode 119

    Show notes

    This week on The Mean Time, Jared & Pat are asking the REAL questions... Like, whats more important - athleticism or strength? What does it take to land a tray flip? What genre does the song "Come On, Eileen" fall under? Who from N-SYNC had a better solo career? And most importantly, how many leaky burgers can Jared make in 25 minutes and what's the secret ingredient?
    All will be answered TODAY on THE MEAN TIME!
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    53 min
  6. I'M BLUE DABA D-BAG GUY

    Episode 118

    Show notes

    Yo, listen up, here's the story. About a big nosed freak that lives in a blue world!!!!!!! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com
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    53 min
  7. F*** ED SHEERAN

    Episode 117

    Show notes

    PAT IS BACK FROM TOUR!!!! Maybe next time Macklemore can tag along! We heard he just became available!!!!! We don't know yet though, just an idea.. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com
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    51 min
  8. NO YOU SEXY FOOL

    Episode 116

    Show notes

    Chiara is back and has a lot on her mind including the surprise of the century, how to celebrate Labor Day the way a true American should and what her favorite Dragon Ball Z characters look like naked!!!!!!!!!! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com
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    52 min
  9. DAVY JONES' LOCKER

    Episode 115

    Show notes

    Stick around for a massive surprise at the end of the episode and also we apologize for murdering Ikuyo. She didn't deserve it. AVAST YE MATEYS YA HAARRRGGGGGGG!!!!!!! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com
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    53 min
  10. TO THE WINDOW, TO THE WALL

    Episode 114

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    3, 6, 9! THE MEAN TIME! WE GONNA SOCK IT TO YA ONE MORE TIME!
    Sorry. Another absolute banger I gotta tell you these boys are on a roll so you can bet your bottom dollar the next episode is gonna suck! (Alternate Title: Bees In The Gazebo) Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com
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    1 hr 1 min
  11. THE BOOGEYMAN

    Episode 113

    Show notes

    The boys went crazy on this one. We're talking Smart House, Steven Seagal, Amber Alerts, and Rigid Lines all before Rocking The Dragon for like 10 minutes with a special phone appearance from the Sweetest Baby of all time! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com
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    53 min
  12. HE WAS NUMBER ONE

    Episode 112

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    WE GOT NICK BACK ON THE POD BABY!!! Talking DBZ, Sushi, Seth Rollins, and The Odyssey. Is Pat the dumbest person in the world or is Jared a genius? I'll give you a hint, one of them is typing this right now! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com
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    52 min
  13. GO WEB GO!

    Episode 111

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    SPIDER-MAN IS OUT AND THE BOYS HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT IT! Spoilers are an understatement so please proceed with caution but also go watch this movie are you out of your mind? Shout out George Bush. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com
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    53 min
  14. SHELDON, ROCK, JEEZY

    Episode 110

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    Soccer Moms is on the podcast and they are stealing the show! We're talking about blind horses, Italian folks, and how Sebastian Maniscalco gives Chicago a bad name! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com
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    53 min
  15. THE ODYSSEY WITH JAREDUS AND PATUS

    Episode 109

    Show notes

    The boys discuss Chris Nolan's The Odyssey and Jared has very reasonable responses to Patrick's super valid opinions on it. You know like a normal episode of The Mean Time. Also your high school bully shows up at the end. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com
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    54 min
  16. TIME... MEAN TIME

    Episode 108

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    The boys discuss James Bond, The Matrix, The Lord Of The Rings, and Randy Rhodes... no not that one. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com
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    53 min
  17. THE CHURCH OF JGLS

    Episode 107

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    Welcome to the Church of Jared Gaines of Latter-Day Saints! It is also a pyramid scheme and a cult, the details get fuzzy. Stick around, Patrick will most certainly be doing an oiled up/tarp down thing after general mass! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com
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    52 min
  18. SPACEHOG

    Episode 106

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    WILL NEFF IS HERE AND HE IS WAY FUNNIER THAN US. This was a humbling 4th of July experience and if you see either one of us in an improv class after this just know that Will Neff shamed us there. What a wonderful guy and a wonderful time to be alive. USA! USA! USA! USA! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com
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    53 min
  19. 2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY

    Episode 105

    Show notes

    THANK YOU FOR 2 YEARS OF THE MEAN TIME AND WELCOME TO THE CELEBRATION!!! The most jam packed, all killer no filler, wild and exciting episode yet BY FAR. The boys take turns bringing in crazy surprises that will shock you and possibly kill you!!! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com
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    52 min
  20. GETTIN' JIGGY WIT IT

    Episode 104

    Show notes

    THE VIEWS EXPRESSED BY PATRICK AND JARED ABOUT JACKIE CHAN ARE ALL INCORRECT AND SHOULD NOT REFLECT ON THE MAN'S LEGACY OR MAYBE THEY SHOULD BUT REGARDLESS DON'T LISTEN TO US. Enjoy. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com
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    53 min