Podcast

The NearlyMen

Soccer, Sports

Football's not all about winning... as John (JCC) and Ollie (TalkCPFC) know better than anyone! Join them every week as they explore the *real* meaning of football and the Premier League, chatting to some familiar faces about what the sport means beyond winning the biggest trophies.

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Episodes
71
Releases
Weekly
Typical length
1 hr 15 min
On air since
2025
Latest episode
19 hours ago

Episodes

71 episodes, newest first

  1. 65. Our Updated Premier League Top 4 Predictions!

    Season 2, Episode 55

    Show notes

    John and Ollie are back in the Red Bull studio to revisit their Premier League top four predictions!

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    1 hr 12 min
  2. Ranking Every Premier League Club 1-20 By Scariest Atmosphere!

    Season 2, Episode 54

    Show notes

    The Nearlymen are back to rank every Premier League club based on just how intimidating their home atmosphere really is!

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    23 min
  3. 64. We recorded a podcast in a Premier League Stadium!

    Season 2, Episode 53

    Show notes

    John and Ollie are back for our first ever podcast recorded at a Premier League stadium - Fulham's Craven Cottage! The lads are talking all things managers as they pick their dream appointment for every Premier League club!

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    1 hr 30 min
  4. 63. Our Updated Relegation Predictions

    Season 2, Episode 52

    Show notes

    John and Ollie are back to give their updated Premier League relegation predictions for the 2026/27 season!

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    1 hr 19 min
  5. 62. Settling football debates no one has ever had!

    Season 2, Episode 51

    Show notes

    John and Ollie are back to discuss some of the most random football and Premier League debates you've probably never heard before!

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    1 hr 15 min
  6. 61. One 'Nearlyman' from every Premier League Club!

    Season 2, Episode 50

    Show notes

    John and Ollie are back to discuss one player from every Premier League football club that has something to prove this season!

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    1 hr 20 min
  7. 60. Have Man City destroyed the Premier League? ft. JFTVLUCA

    Season 2, Episode 49

    Show notes

    John is joined by JFTVLuca to discuss Italy’s national team struggles, Thomas Tuchel’s England troubles, and, of course, the comparisons between Manchester City and Juventus.

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    1 hr 7 min
  8. 59. The ULTIMATE Football Room 101!

    Season 2, Episode 48

    Show notes

    John and Ollie are back to reveal their biggest icks about the beautiful game and decide what deserves a place in Football Room 101!Follow for Weekly Episodes

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    1 hr 21 min
  9. 58. One thing we've learnt from every Premier League club!

    Season 2, Episode 47

    Show notes

    John and Ollie are back to discuss what we’ve learnt from every Premier League team so far in the 2026/27 season!

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    1 hr 30 min
  10. 57. Joachim Andersen: South vs West London, Michael Olise and playing under the world’s best?

    Season 2, Episode 46

    Show notes

    John and Ollie are joined by Fulham and Crystal Palace legend Joachim Andersen to discuss the big game, his love of fashion, and which part of London is BEST!

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    17 min
  11. 56. Miniminter Predicts the Premier League!

    Season 2, Episode 45

    Show notes

    John and Ollie are joined by Simon (Miniminter) from The Sidemen as he predicts the 2026/27 Premier League table!

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    52 min
  12. 55. One player we want to succeed from every club!

    Season 2, Episode 44

    Show notes

    John and Ollie are back to discuss one player from every Premier League team they want to see have a successful season!

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    1 hr 38 min
  13. 54. Our Final Premier League 2026/27 Predictions!

    Season 2, Episode 43

    Show notes

    John and Ollie sit down to predict the full Premier League table for the 2026/27 season, with some seriously hot takes along the way!

    Our FPL Code: 9v05td

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    1 hr 21 min
  14. 53. Our HOT TAKES for the 26/27 Premier League season!

    Season 2, Episode 42

    Show notes

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    Ollie and John rank their takes from coldest to hottest ahead of the upcoming Premier League season!

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    1 hr 25 min
  15. 52. One thing every Premier League team needs before the start of the season!

    Season 2, Episode 41

    Show notes

    John and Ollie are back to discuss the one thing every Premier League club needs before the start of the season, predict the first manager to be sacked, and, of course, superheroes!

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    1 hr 24 min
  16. 51. The transfer window is about to EXPLODE!

    Season 2, Episode 40

    Show notes

    John and Ollie are back to discuss Fabrizio Romano’s Twitter beef, Pep Guardiola’s office auction, and round up the latest transfer window stories.

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    1 hr 14 min
  17. 50. Our Alternative World Cup Awards 2026!

    Season 2, Episode 39

    Show notes

    Ollie (TalkCPFC) is joined by Amy (AmyRoseFinley) to hand out their 2026 World Cup awards - including the most embarrassing moment, best aesthetic, and of course, funniest meme of the tournament!

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    1 hr 24 min
  18. 49. England World Cup Review!

    Season 2, Episode 38

    Show notes

    Ollie is back alongside John as the lads catch up on his time away in the USA, England’s win over Norway, and their upcoming World Cup semi-final against Argentina.

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    1 hr 21 min
  19. 48. Players who STILL have a point to prove at this World Cup…

    Season 2, Episode 37

    Show notes

    John (JCC) is joined by Jamie Boyce (Jamie Talks) to break down England’s win over Mexico and create their list of players who still need to prove themselves at this year’s World Cup.

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    1 hr 9 min
  20. BONUS EPISODE: Reacting to England winning against DR Congo Bonus

    Season 2, Episode 36

    Show notes

    John and Ollie discuss England’s Round of 32 win over DR Congo and preview their upcoming World Cup clash with Mexico.

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    29 min