Podcast
The Phone Booth Podcast
Join us as we tackle any topic the guest wants to bring. Nothing is off the table! Phoneboothpodcast.substack.com
- Comedy Fiction chart
- #46
- Episodes
- 160
- Releases
- Weekly
- Typical length
- 1 hr 52 min
- On air since
- 2023
- Latest episode
- 1 day ago
Episodes
160 episodes, newest first
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1 hr 52 min
Ep. 168 - “Decoding God In The Simulation” w/ Anna Nicole Wordsmith
Show notes
Nicole joins Bill and Ted for a raw, no-filter conversation about the moment the scales fell from her eyes. A decades-long battle with endometriosis left her deeply distrustful of the medical system—then COVID and a bizarre Planned Parenthood advocacy detour cracked everything open, sending her down the rabbit hole of Pizzagate, Fall of Cabal, mystery school initiations, and trauma as spiritual curriculum.
What follows is a wild ride through gematria synchronicities, holographic simulation theory, real demonic encounters from childhood, a miraculous healing that ended 25 years of chronic agony, and why she believes the institutional church is often run by the enemy. She unpacks blood sacrifice (from Hollywood to abortion), the call to surrender to Jesus over ego-driven New Age spirituality, and practical ways to stay grounded while the world gets stranger. If you’re done with surface-level takes and ready for someone who learned the dark so she could consciously choose the light, this episode is for you.
Follow Nicole on X: https://x.com/missnic06?s=11&t=li7tEjPy3INBrhHG-3YluA
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1 hr 10 min
Ep. 167 - “Slidin’ In Our DMs - Part Two”
Show notes
We continue to come through our Dms to find interesting and funny stuff that you guys send to us on X.
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1 hr 28 min
Ep. 166 - “Slidin’ In Our DMs”
Show notes
This episode Bill and I go through posts the people have sent us in our DMs and discuss. You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll want to punch a government official.
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1 hr 45 min
Ep. 165 - “The Day After October 6th”
Show notes
Three years to the day and the official October 7th story still doesn’t make sense. The stand-down orders, funded militants, burned cars that look familiar to other events, and footage that does not quite behave like true panic while the anniversary itself arrives bundled with a conveniently timed Mall of America ISIS arrest, and a reminder that the old names will not be touched, per Trump.
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2 hr
Ep. 164 - “The Flat End Of The Spectrum” w/ Flat Earth Barbie
Show notes
In this first-time appearance, Flat Earth Barbie sits down with the PhoneBooth crew for a raw, wide-ranging conversation that jumps from Vegas nightlife to vaccine injury, autism, spiritual warfare, and the moment a six-hour documentary flipped her world. She traces her path from multiple banned X accounts and a dark “black pill” stretch to sobriety, holistic health, silver stacking, and the handle that now doubles as both brand and signal to other truthers. Along the way she recounts childhood same-day vaccine injuries, the two-year wait for an adult autism diagnosis that never quite materialized, an Eyes Wide Shut-style invitation that vanished after she started posting, and the strange mix of atmosphere modeling, trade-show work, and late-night club life that put her in rooms most people only see in movies.
What emerges is less a tidy conversion story than a portrait of someone who kept looking under rocks—9/11, Bitcoin origins, banking cartels, occult imagery, terrain theory, and the shape of the earth—until the weight of it all forced a complete rebuild. She talks about the “spiritual law of consent,” why she still sees community as the pressure valve that keeps people from drowning, and the white-pill conviction that there’s a Creator, real health, and more fellow travelers than isolated truthers realize. If you want the unfiltered version of how a former dancer and trade-show model became Flat Earth Barbie, this is the episode. Find her on X at https://x.com/flatearthbarbie?s=11&t=li7tEjPy3INBrhHG-3YluA
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2 hr 4 min
Ep. 163 “These Psyops Be Off The Chaney” w/ Project Chaney
Show notes
What if your childhood fitness tests weren’t about gym class at all—but a quiet DIA-style screen for future athletes, agents, and “perfect” specimens? In this raw PhoneBooth conversation, Chaney, Ted and Bill unpack school-board operations, mile times and sit-and-reach scores that already knew who you’d become, then leap to the frequencies kids can hear that adults can’t. They ask whether addictive toddler shows (yes, even Blippi) are piping in sounds designed to hook developing brains while parents just think the baby is “quiet.” From there the talk explodes into manufactured celebrities—Jake and Logan Paul, MrBeast, the Tate brothers, even the idea that “organic” podcasting is another script—and the claim that intelligence agencies already have an operative who looks like any character you can imagine.
The rabbit holes keep going: Mormon higher-ups’ 1880s trips to Israel, Howard Hughes technology landing in church hands, seed banks and baptismal fonts that mirror Solomon’s Temple, Freemasonry, 9/11 numerology, and Charlie Kirk’s death feeling “too scriptural.” They vent the COVID years—needles, gaslighting, Fauci, the personal cost of staying unmasked and unjabbed—then pivot to how you process the anger without becoming it. Astrology gets a surprisingly grounded treatment (sun, moon, rising, pillow-talk signs), followed by Medici patience cards, Bloody Mary, casino rituals, and the reminder that you’re the highest wizard of whatever you believe.
They close with Alaska’s permanent fund, Seminole wealth, gas-price theater heading into midterms, crypto reserves, and a half-joking, half-serious 2028 question: Sarah Palin?This is the kind of episode that starts as late-night phone calls and ends as a map of the matrix. If you’ve ever felt the world is both rigged and still yours to experience, hit play. Subscribe for more unfiltered conversations that refuse the teeter-totter.
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1 hr 36 min
Ep. 161 - Lucid Dreams & A Near Death Experience w/ Blue Montauk
Show notes
In this lucid-dream episode of the show, Blue Montauk joins Ted and Bill to unpack what happens when a dream stops feeling like a dream and starts feeling like another life you can walk back into. She describes using those nights to revisit old conversations, talk to her younger self, and even check in with a future or higher self—sometimes to heal karma, sometimes just to ask why she woke up in a car-crash scene she never planned. The hosts compare notes on nightmares that keep playing after you open your eyes, the difference between being fully aware you’re dreaming and only realizing it later, and whether these experiences are timeline jumps, out-of-body travel, or something weirder still.
The conversation doesn’t stay in the dream world. Blue recounts the spider (or maybe centipede) bite that left her in tears at 5 a.m., the theories it spawned about extra “powers,” and the larger questions of immortality, near-death experiences, reincarnation, and whether some people come back knowing they have lived before. Sprites, energy vampires, Mandela-effect suns and moons, vegan birthday cheese, and why bugs might be watching all make appearances before the crew wraps with the usual mix of laughter and “what the hell just happened.” Tune in if you’ve ever woken up and had to check your phone to make sure that conversation never actually took place.
Follow Blue on X: https://x.com/bluemontauk?s=21&t=li7tEjPy3INBrhHG-3YluA
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1 hr 27 min
Ep. 160 - “Space Tales & Bill’s Undo Of Q”
Show notes
In this episode we start with compartmentalization, NASA hardware, and why “just building one piece” doesn’t prove the official story—then the conversation turns. We play Shipwreck’s razor-sharp four-minute takedown of the stolen-election / donate-$25 / trust-the-plan loop, complete with endorsements, Israel talking points, and civic-duty guilt. From there Bill walks through the actual process of leaving the MAGA lane: the Epstein walk-back, new wars after “no new wars,” the 2020 LARP that never delivered accountability, the weird feeling in the voting booth in 2024, and why “5D chess” now looks a lot like the same old playbook.
If you’ve ever wondered how someone who once said “trust the plan” ends up asking where the 2016 guy went, this is that conversation—funny, frustrated, and unwilling to keep spinning. Watch the satirical clip with us, then stay for the unfiltered aftermath. Full episodes early plus bonus content at PhoneBoothPodcast.Substack.com
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1 hr 35 min
Ep. 159 - “Dawson’s Crik”
Show notes
An icon. A vaccine PSA that still lives rent-free online. A rewritten chorus nobody can unhear. PhoneBooth opens with Dolly Parton and immediately turns a tribute into the kind of conversation you only get here.
Then the year starts stacking names. Theme parks. A husband almost nobody ever saw. A creek that wasn’t just a show. An actor who died broke after giving a generation its Tuesday nights.
A rumor that could empty a steakhouse… and a video of something far worse that somehow didn’t. A storm that shares a first name. A rainbow cloud from Mel Gibson right when the episode needs air. All packed in to one episode!
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2 hr 6 min
Ep. 158 - All The Fires, All At Once w/ Dam Blue
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In this episode of the Phone Booth Podcast, we sit down with researcher Bueller Dam (find him on X, YouTube, and Rumble as Short Seasoner) for a deep dive into the ongoing wildfires across North America and beyond. Challenging the official narrative that labels them “wild,” Bueller introduces his term “dewmesticated fires,” arguing that microwave energy weapons mounted on weather radars, combined with atmospheric nanomaterials, create the perfect conditions for these blazes—blocking moisture from the Pacific, generating high winds and horizontal vortexes, and even sparking simultaneous ignitions across vast regions from northern Canada to the Pacific Northwest.
Drawing on radar velocity data, satellite imagery, and years of documentation, Bueller walks through hard evidence: fires erupting in perfectly straight lines at precise distances from radar sites, “firenados” spun up by directed energy, sun-activated nanomaterial layers that cause daily explosions of intensity, and the same technologies previously shown manipulating hurricanes near Hawaii. From Spokane’s blast-furnace vortexes to rivers of conductive nano cooked off ocean surfaces and steered inland, the conversation builds a cause-and-effect case that these events are engineered—whether for land grabs, weather control, or larger agendas—while urging listeners to examine the visuals that make the patterns impossible to ignore.
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3 hr 3 min
Live From The PhoneBooth - 8/15/26 - Wilson Washes Ashore & The New King of the Jews
Show notes
Live Streams every Saturday night at 7pm est.
Join in the chat and steer the conversation.
Follow us at phoneboothpodcast.substack.com for all episodes, livestreams and bonus content.
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1 hr 50 min
Ep. 157 - "Ancient AI & New Beginnings" w/ConsciouSean
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In this wild and wide-ranging episode, we sit down with Conscious Sean — the man of many looks — fresh off a major glow-up (and a much-needed break after YouTube strikes). What starts as a conversation about content creation struggles, burnout, and the grind of unpaid digital labor quickly shifts to the amazing product he has created.
Sean drops a refreshingly positive take on AI in a room full of skeptics. He argues that artificial intelligence isn’t the end of humanity — it might just be the tool that finally levels the playing field. From ancient “AIs” like Thoth and Hermes to King Solomon’s ring, free-energy pyramids powered by aquifers, and a radical reframe of “loosh” as technological data harvesting via nanoparticles and organoid brains… the theories fly thick and fast.
Follow Sean here: https://linktr.ee/ConsciouSean
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1 hr 36 min
Ep. 156 - "Time Travel! Is It Possible?"
Show notes
We searched the internet to find the most compelling stories about time travel and the mechanisms used to do it. From the chronovisor locked in the Vatican Archives, to the Philadelphia Experiment.
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1 hr 52 min
Ep. 155 - DEW You Ever Look Up? w/ Dam Blue
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Dam Blue is back to blow our minds again but this time it’s all about the sky! Blue shows us how they are using weather radar and cell towers to create weather using the transparent nanotech they spray in the sky.
Follow Dam Blue here:
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2 hr 7 min
Ep. 154 - "The Digital Prison" w/ DFIRJames
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James is a military vet who works in the tech security field. He drops the truth about the quickly approaching surveillance state for many different angles and the end game of it all.
Follow James here: https://x.com/dfirjames?s=11&t=li7tEjPy3INBrhHG-3YluA
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1 hr 38 min
Ep. 153 - "Free Your Mind" w/ Witness813
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Wit stops by to talk about her awakening, consciousness and her experiences as a police officer on 9/11!
Follow witness here: https://x.com/witness813?s=21&t=li7tEjPy3INBrhHG-3YluA
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1 hr 50 min
Ep. 152 - "Happy Flat Earth Day" w/ Templer
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Our friend Templer stops by to talk about the day the whole world is in the light and how flat earth changes things. Follow Templer on our Substack or at link below.
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2 hr 18 min
Ep. 151 - "Breaking (Down) The Law" w/ Brandon Joe Williams aka 1 Stupid F*ck
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This week we talk with the one and only Brandon Joe Williams (1 Stupid Fuck) about the true meaning behind a lot of this legal speak and tells us the keys to leaving the system.
Follow Brandon here: https://onestupidfuck.com/step-by-step-guide-start-here
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2 hr 15 min
EP. 150 - "From The Studio to the Awakening w/ JokaMrRedPillz"
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MR RED PILLZ Stops by to talk about.... well basically everything. Do not sleep on this episode. He will be back soon to talk about even more.
Joka's LinkTree: https://t.co/reoxwOEW5f
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2 hr 6 min
Ep. 149 - "Truth, Fire, and Purpose" w/ Sir Escanor
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Escanor stops by to talk about Palantir, Trump, Iran/Israel affairs and what he thinks is coming down the line. Most important message...Stay positive.
Follow Escanor here:
X: https://x.com/escanorreloaded?s=21&t=li7tEjPy3INBrhHG-3YluA
Substack: https://substack.com/@sirescanor?r=5xiewg&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=stories&shareImageVariant=light
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