The Wizard Scroll

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.

The villagers of Ashtown have had enough of Azataz the Wize’s torment and tomfoolery, so they collectively decide to march on his tower. However, the old dawdling geezer has a few tricks up his wizard sleeve to send these townsfolk running for their lives…

*Originally published 3/30/2024

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Featuring Gabriel B as Scarletta J Questmann & Scarletta's mother

Umbriel's Shadow as several villagers, the Elf Scout & several skelemen

Jon Anderson as several villagers

Ace D Wizard as several villagers

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Pre-production assembly by Jon Anderson

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs Used: New GAIA, Peaceful Clearing, Pontiff's Pass, Astral Observatory, Perfect Harmonic Cursebreaker & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Hidden Land & Hidden Highland- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Hip Shop- Toby Fox ; Dream Eater & Magma Cavern Pit- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; The Misty Lake- Ian Post ; The Battle & The Fierce Battle- Final Fantasy V OST ; Death Addder- Golden Axe OST

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Azataz and his latest abomination set their sights on Ashtown’s remaining populace. The perilous pair are on the prowl, and will not stop their dark hunt until no one is left to stand against them…

*Originally published 4/6/2024

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Featuring Gabriel B as Scarletta J Questmann

Ace D Wizard as several villagers

Jon Anderson as several villagers

Nakita Ivanof as the villager who gets chokeslammed

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Pre-production assembly by Jon Anderson

Songs used: New GAIA, Passage into the Mirror of Truth & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; The Night Raven- Ian Post ; Planet's Paralysis, Sealed Ruined Pit & Battle Against Dusknoir- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Juicy Streets- Nenor ; Prologue- Lena Raine ; Personality Quiz, Mt Thunder & Mt Thunder Peak - PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Stuck in the Middle with You cover by Chris Bauso

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Wronghalf the reverse-centaur is tasked with delivering a fanny-pack full of letters to Santaur in time for Christmas. Though his lack of arms, hooves and a torso aren’t making things easy for him…

*Originally published 4/13/2024

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Thank you to Dumbgeons & Dragons for sponsoring today's episode!

Featuring Umbriel's Shadow as Steve

DT Carel as Peter

Tim Jennings as The Chieftan

Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall

Jon Anderson as Goblin #2

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Pre-production assembly by Jon Anderson

Songs used: New GAIA, Oedo Town, DUNGEON, Outside the Gates, Skytrot & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Family Guy MIDI- KohiHD ; Goron Village & Chase- LoZ Majora's Mask OST ; Frosty Forest, Frosty Grotto & Friend Area Cryptic Cave- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; No Copyright Christmas Music (Free Download) ; Opening Theme- Final Fantasy VI OST

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Krystall Everfall quests her way through the Frosted Dungeon, deep in the heart of Mount Schytcicle, in search of a most powerful mcguffin indeed...

*Originally published 4/20/2024

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Featuring Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall

Gavin Reiser as the Trolls

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Pre-production assembly by Jon Anderson

Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard & Gavin Reiser

Songs used: New GAIA, & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Spirit of Hospitality, Checking In, In the Mirror, Heart of the Mountain & Prologue- Lena Raine ; Mt. Freeze, Mt. Freeze Peak & Dream Eater- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Circus Minute- Orion Williams; Shop Keep's Suite- Enter the Gungeon OST ; Old MacDonald Had A Farm- Kashido ; Waterfall Cave- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Metal Crusher, Here We Are & Amalgam- Toby Fox ; Fun Fun Fun- Dimitrix

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Krystall arrives at the final sanctum of the Frosted Dungeon and finds the mcguffin! But the abominable beast lurking about won't give it up without a fight...

*Originally published 4/27/2024

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Featuring: Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall

Tim Jennings as Santaur

Billy Mays as Himself

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Songs used: New GAIA & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Starjump- Lena Raine ; Monster from the Deep- Young Rich Pixies ; Mystifying Forest- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Danger- Final Fantasy V OST ; Bullet Hell Yes, What the Lead Lord Reap & Hulk Melting- doseone ; Toy Shed Blues- Randy Sharp ; Winter Bliss- Castle Crashers OST ; Rayquaza Defeated- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Uwa So Holiday, Snowdin Town, Shop & Snowy- Toby Fox

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CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.

In the sprawling orc capital city of Wangtown, Gregorc finally manages to lose his virginity, and nothing else important happens I swear...

*Originally published 5/4/2024

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Featuring Ace D Wizard as Gregorc Orcmire III & Homeless Orc

Kier Zhou as the Meta-Narrator & Mime

Krissi Williams as Jess'orca Orcly & Female Orc

Gavin Reiser as Pirate Orc

Jon Anderson as Secret Service Orc

Umbriel's Shadow as several orcs

Pelle Frid as several orcs

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon Anderson

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: New GAIA & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Mt Horn- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Juicy Streets- Nenor ; Waltz for Europa- Rex Banner ; Old MacDonald Had A Farm- Kashido ; sans, Live Report, Death Report & Anticipation- Toby Fox ; Innocent People Don't Run & Hulullúlulu- Art Against Agony ; Storytime at the Rotten Raccoon- Idokay ; Sinister- CK Martin ; JENOVA- Final Fantasy 7 Remake OST ; My Hero (Foo Fighters) MIDI- MidiFileMan

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Gregorc has finally awoken from his sixty-nine hour coma, aghast at the sight of his new sandy surroundings...

*Originally published 5/11/2024

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Starring Ace D Wizard as Gregorc Orcmire III

Gavin Reiser as Private Pjarts

James Hart as Ita'dik

Jon Anderson as Young Pjarts

Tim Baljet as Bjorc & the skeleman formerly known as Bjorc

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Pre-production assembly by Jon Anderson

Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon Anderson

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: New GAIA, Passage into the Mirror of Truth & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Town- Diablo 1 OST ; Tutankoopa's Threats, Dry Dry Desert, Dry Dry Desert Oasis, Huff N Puff's Theme & Mysterious Dry Dry Outpost- Paper Mario OST ; Wave Out- Muma ; Slipsand Galaxy- Super Mario Galaxy 2 OST ; Dry Dry Ruins- Mario Kart Wii OST

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With news of Umbrelei the Lich Queen's return, Azataz the Wize must now face his greatest challenge yet... Talking to women...

*Originally published 5/18/2024

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Featuring Krissi Williams as Umbrelei the Lich Queen, Orc Maiden & Krystall Everfall

Gabriel B as Dwarf Maiden & Gnome Maiden

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon Anderson

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: New GAIA, SHOP, EQUIP Menu & Flora Awakens- Equip ; Merlee's Mansion- Super Paper Mario OST ; Chernoye Ved'ma The Black Witch- Ian Post ; Hip Shop & CORE- Toby Fox ; Young Wild and Alive, Run Away, Take Me Higher & Impossible- WEARETHEGOOD ; At a Medium Pace Instrumental- Stingray Music Karaoke (Original Song by Adam Sandler) ; Bang Bang- Where's Lulu?

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The Black Demon Society rocks the everloving socks off everybody in the Timberfall Tavern. Meanwhile, Krystall meets a peculiar old wizard with a penchant for murder...

*Originally published 5/25/2024

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Starring Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall & Orc Maiden

Mark Levins as Farky Mark

Kier Zhou as the Meta-Narrator

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard, Jon Anderson & Mark Levins

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: Bang Bang, My Ever After, Real Shit Boi & You Da Devil- Where's Lulu? ; Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy- Ace ; World of Absolutes- Field of Giants ; Hip Shop- Toby Fox ; Warriors of the Past- Taheda ; Crash and Burn- Kissing Candice ; Abysmal Gale- Art Against Agony ; Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip

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When the Lich Queen crashes the Wiz-Stock festival, only one man has what it takes to put an end to her reign of terror once and for all...

*Originally published 6/1/2024

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Starring Tim Jennings as Rah'd'ny

Ace D Wizard as Gregorc Orcmire I

Krissi Williams as Orcmarie Orcmire

Jon Anderson as Willie D Nelson

"Unlucky Man" performed by Ace D Wizard

"National Anthem (Peel off your skin edition)" performed by Chris RR Bauso

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Pre-production assembly by Jon Anderson

Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon Anderson

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: New GAIA (2018) & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Vivre Dans Un Reve- The Magnetic Buzz ; Hulk Hogan's Theme- WWF Royal Rumble OST ; Tide- Sandy Pierce ; Do You Really Wanna Know; Captain Qubz ; Lemon Popsicle & Toy Shed Blues- Randy Sharp ; Upper Steam Cave, Steam Cave, Palkia's Onslaught, In the Future, Temporal Tower, Sky Peak Final Pass & Mt Bristle- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; We Won't Survive- Assaf Ayalon ; Nowhere- Ziv Moran

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The eve of the double full moon has finally arrived. Azataz & Krystall are in their fanciest attire as they attend the Lich Queen's royal ball. But will Azataz' plan go according to plan?

*Originally published 6/8/2024

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Starring Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall & Umbrelei the Lich Queen

Tim Jennings as Rah'd'ny

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Pre-production assembly by Jon Anderson

Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard, Jon Anderson & Strawberry Porg

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: New GAIA, GATECRASHING, Passage into the Mirror of Truth & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Feel So Good 71, 75 Forever Freestyle, Highway 1976, The Tale of Tarzan and Jane 1979 & Take Me Higher- WEARETHEGOOD ; Long Elevator- Toby Fox ; Dungeon- Diablo 1 OST

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CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.

The city of Pineville has been overrun by skelemen! But it's not all doom and gloom, because they just built a brand new, state of the art Superarena right in the middle of town!

*Originally published 6/15/2024

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Starring Ace D Wizard as Gregorc Orcmire III

Gavin Reiser as Private Pjarts

James Hart as Ita'dik & Emperor Porkus

Gabriel B as Waffle Wench

Tim Jennings as Rah'd'ny

Kier Zhou as Kier the Skeleman

Graham Capobianco as Giganticorpse

Umbriel's Shadow as Stinkass the Unbeatable & Scruffy the Janitor

Krissi Williams as Umbrelei the Lich Queen

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon Anderson

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: New GAIA & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Spanish Ladies- HillTopTrio ; The Fire Gate- Alex Grohl ; Uka Uka- Crash Twinsanity OST ; Africana Heat- Anthony Vega ; Toy Shed Blues- Randy Sharp ; Royalty Free TV Intro Music ; Radio Loop- Portal OST ; Hulk Hogan's Theme- WWF Royal Rumble (Sega Genesis) ; Old MacDonald Had A Farm- Kashido ; Mystic Mansion- Sonic Heroes OST ; Bloody Tears- Castlevania II OST ; 3000 Miles to Shell City- Spongebob Movie Game OST

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CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.

It's Krystall's first day of magic lessons, though her new teacher's methods are quite unorthodox to say the least...

*Originally published 6/22/2024

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

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Starring Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall

Graham Capobianco as the Freaking Talking Horse

Umbriel's Shadow as the Sorcerer's Slice Employee

James Hart as Bobby O Clotworthy

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon Anderson

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: New GAIA, Astral Observatory & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Foreboding- Lux Inspira ; Oddity Cave- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Merlon's Hut- Paper Mario OST ; Sneaky Shenanigans- Charlie Ryan ; Pizza Time- Spider Man 2 OST ; Attracting Drama- Rhythm Scott ; Rock A Bye Baby- Kashido ; Hip Shop- Toby Fox ; Axe Dreamer, Neural Hypertrophy, Meloncholy Moon, A Drink of Moonlight & Running on Chrome Sidewalks- Qracle

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Rah'd'ny's bounty is up for grabs! But who will have what it takes to bring him in?

*Originally published 6/29/2024

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Starring Ace D Wizard as Gregorc Orcmire III & Himself

James Hart as Ita'dik

Gavin Reiser as Private Pjarts

Umbriel's Shadow as Ye Olde Piggly Wiggly's Cashier & Sheriff Skelebones

Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall

Tim Jennings as Rah'd'ny

Kier Zhou as the Meta-Narrator

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon Anderson

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: New GAIA, Alchemist's Corridor, Touchstone & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Attracting Drama- Rhythm Scott ; Thunderwave Cave- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Kickstart My Heart (Doom Style MIDI)- ReMetallicMusic ; Old MacDonald Had A Farm- Kashido ; Enceladus- Amie Waters ; Boss Battle BGM & Level 3- Golden Axe Arcade OST ; Emerald Hill Zone- Sonic 2 OST ; Wacky Workbench (Present) & Wacky Workbench (Bad Future)- Sonic CD OST ; In the Future- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Black Smoke Red Sun- Qracle

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CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.

Rah'd'ny comes face to face with a wily old wizard who offers him a deal too good to pass up. Meanwhile, Krystall's search for the savage gets sidetracked by a sudden downpour of acid rain...

*Originally published 7/6/2024

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Starring Tim Jennings as Rah'd'ny

Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon Anderson

Background Ambiences by White Noise Jack

Songs used: BREACH IN VICTORY- doseone ; New GAIA, Passage Into The Mirror of Truth & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Black Smoke Red Sun & Recursive- Qracle ; Quiet and Falling- Lena Raine ; Stickerbrush Symphony- DKC2 OST ; Seal- Jozeque

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CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.

Scores are soundly settled on this sensational season finale... OR ARE THEY???

*Originally published 7/13/2024

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Starring Tim Jennings as Rah'd'ny

Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall

Gabriel B as Scarletta J Questmann

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon Anderson

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi & White Noise Jack

Songs used: New GAIA, CLOUD GENERATOR & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; The Duck, She Who Thirsts, Slightly Ov, Salience Bias & Batteries Are for Flashlights Not for Pickups- Art Against Agony ; Wok Like a Cowboy- Ofer Koren ; Toy Shed Blues- Randy Sharp ; Merlon's Hut- Paper Mario OST

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On this extra festive episode of The Wizard Scroll, Krystall and Scarletta make their great escape from the Demon Realm with the power of Christmas cheer...

*Originally published 12/3/2023

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Starring Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall

Gabriel B as Scarletta J Questmann

Tim Jennings as Santaur

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Songs used: Uwa So Holiday, Snowdin Town, Shop, & Snowy- Toby Fox ; A Minor Key Christmas Medley- Chilly Gonzales ; No Copyright Music Christmas Instrumentals ; Christmas Is Here- The Delegates ; O Christmas Tree- Bob Hart ; All I Want for Christmas Is You Ukulele cover- Ukulele Cheats ; Greatest Gift of All- BalloonPlanet ; Vintage Christmas Tale- Young Rich Pixies ; We Wish You a Merry Christmas- idokay

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CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.

Looks like The Wizard Scroll is BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!!!

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist.

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Background ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: New GAIA (World Map), Crestfallen Phantasm & Bygone Dreams- Equip ; Hidden Highland- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Cave theme & Hell theme- Diablo OST ; The Tomorrow War- Or Chausha ; Ressurrections- Lena Raine ; One Who Bares Fangs at God- Xenogears OST

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Nightlife expert / bar scientist Don Snapper helps restore the Timberfall Tavern to its former glory...

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist.

Background ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: New GAIA (World Map) & Lichen-Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Into The Thick Of It- Secret of Mana OST ; In The Dead Of Night- Secret of Mana OST ; Rock Backing Track- Rob Galley ; TV Intro Music- Otho Molina ; Kuritza- Onyx Music ; BBQ- Art Against Agony ; Amp Plains- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Hopppaaa- Anthony Vega

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CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.

King Rah'd'ny searches low and high for the Blade of Legend, aka the BFS, aka Big Pointy, aka the Anointed Eviscerator, aka the Dime'a'Dozen, etc...

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist.

Songs used: Escape Velocity- Amie Waters ; New GAIA (World Map), Touchstone, Heaven & Lichen-Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Waterfall Cave- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Hip Shop- Toby Fox ; Fur Kainat- Muma ; Chase & Mayor's Meeting- Majora's Mask OST

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