Podcast
The Wizard Wheezes
A podcast for Fan Fiction Audiobooks, read by yours truly!
All recordings are created and distributed with the authors knowledge, and links to the original works will always be available in the description.
If you have created a Fan Fiction that you would like to have recorded on the show, please don't hesitate to contact me at oliversvoenquiries@gmail.com.
Theme music is:
"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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- Books chart
- #170
- Episodes
- 137
- Releases
- Twice a week
- Typical length
- 40 min
- On air since
- 2024
- Latest episode
- 1 day ago
Episodes
137 episodes, newest first
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44 min
What it means to live - Chapter 17
Season 7, Episode 17
Show notes
Chapter 17 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11
The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/
Authors Summary:
"Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle in the Department of Mysteries.
No one knows it's slowly killing her.
Least of all Draco Malfoy's loyal friends, who can no longer tolerate his insufferable crush and hand deliver him to Hermione at last."
Intro & Outro Music:
"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v
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41 min
What it means to live - Chapter 16
Season 7, Episode 16
Show notes
Chapter 16 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11
The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/
Authors Summary:
"Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle in the Department of Mysteries.
No one knows it's slowly killing her.
Least of all Draco Malfoy's loyal friends, who can no longer tolerate his insufferable crush and hand deliver him to Hermione at last."
Intro & Outro Music:
"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v
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34 min
What it means to live - Chapter 15
Season 7, Episode 15
Show notes
Chapter 15 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11
The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/
Authors Summary:
"Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle in the Department of Mysteries.
No one knows it's slowly killing her.
Least of all Draco Malfoy's loyal friends, who can no longer tolerate his insufferable crush and hand deliver him to Hermione at last."
Intro & Outro Music:
"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v
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43 min
What it means to live - Chapter 14
Season 7, Episode 14
Show notes
Chapter 14 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11
The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/
Authors Summary:
"Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle in the Department of Mysteries.
No one knows it's slowly killing her.
Least of all Draco Malfoy's loyal friends, who can no longer tolerate his insufferable crush and hand deliver him to Hermione at last."
Intro & Outro Music:
"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v
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50 min
What it means to live - Chapter 13
Season 7, Episode 13
Show notes
Chapter 13 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11
The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/
Authors Summary:
"Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle in the Department of Mysteries.
No one knows it's slowly killing her.
Least of all Draco Malfoy's loyal friends, who can no longer tolerate his insufferable crush and hand deliver him to Hermione at last."
Intro & Outro Music:
"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v
Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.
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38 min
What it means to live - Chapter 12
Season 7, Episode 12
Show notes
Chapter 12 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11
The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/
Authors Summary:
"Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle in the Department of Mysteries.
No one knows it's slowly killing her.
Least of all Draco Malfoy's loyal friends, who can no longer tolerate his insufferable crush and hand deliver him to Hermione at last."
Intro & Outro Music:
"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v
Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.
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40 min
What it means to live - Chapter 11
Season 7, Episode 11
Show notes
Chapter 11 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11
The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/
Authors Summary:
"Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle in the Department of Mysteries.
No one knows it's slowly killing her.
Least of all Draco Malfoy's loyal friends, who can no longer tolerate his insufferable crush and hand deliver him to Hermione at last."
Intro & Outro Music:
"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v
Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.
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41 min
What it means to live - Chapter 10
Season 7, Episode 10
Show notes
Chapter 10 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11
The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/
Authors Summary:
"Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle in the Department of Mysteries.
No one knows it's slowly killing her.
Least of all Draco Malfoy's loyal friends, who can no longer tolerate his insufferable crush and hand deliver him to Hermione at last."
Intro & Outro Music:
"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v
Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.
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36 min
What it means to live - Chapter 9
Season 7, Episode 9
Show notes
Chapter 9 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11
The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/
Authors Summary:
"Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle in the Department of Mysteries.
No one knows it's slowly killing her.
Least of all Draco Malfoy's loyal friends, who can no longer tolerate his insufferable crush and hand deliver him to Hermione at last."
Intro & Outro Music:
"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v
Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.
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44 min
What it means to live - Chapter 8
Season 7, Episode 8
Show notes
Chapter 8 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11
The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/
Authors Summary:
"Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle in the Department of Mysteries.
No one knows it's slowly killing her.
Least of all Draco Malfoy's loyal friends, who can no longer tolerate his insufferable crush and hand deliver him to Hermione at last."
Intro & Outro Music:
"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v
Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.
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46 min
What it means to live - Chapter 7
Season 7, Episode 7
Show notes
Chapter 7 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11
The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/
Authors Summary:
"Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle in the Department of Mysteries.
No one knows it's slowly killing her.
Least of all Draco Malfoy's loyal friends, who can no longer tolerate his insufferable crush and hand deliver him to Hermione at last."
Intro & Outro Music:
"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v
Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.
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48 min
What it means to live - Chapter 6
Season 7, Episode 6
Show notes
Chapter 6 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11
The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/
Authors Summary:
"Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle in the Department of Mysteries.
No one knows it's slowly killing her.
Least of all Draco Malfoy's loyal friends, who can no longer tolerate his insufferable crush and hand deliver him to Hermione at last."
Intro & Outro Music:
"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v
Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.
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40 min
What it means to live - Chapter 5
Season 7, Episode 5
Show notes
Chapter 5 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11
The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/
Authors Summary:
"Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle in the Department of Mysteries.
No one knows it's slowly killing her.
Least of all Draco Malfoy's loyal friends, who can no longer tolerate his insufferable crush and hand deliver him to Hermione at last."
Intro & Outro Music:
"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v
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34 min
What it means to live - Chapter 4
Season 7, Episode 4
Show notes
Chapter 4 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11
The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/
Authors Summary:
"Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle in the Department of Mysteries.
No one knows it's slowly killing her.
Least of all Draco Malfoy's loyal friends, who can no longer tolerate his insufferable crush and hand deliver him to Hermione at last."
Intro & Outro Music:
"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v
Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.
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41 min
What it means to live - Chapter 3
Season 7, Episode 3
Show notes
Chapter 3 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11
The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/
Authors Summary:
"Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle in the Department of Mysteries.
No one knows it's slowly killing her.
Least of all Draco Malfoy's loyal friends, who can no longer tolerate his insufferable crush and hand deliver him to Hermione at last."
Intro & Outro Music:
"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v
Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.
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51 min
What it means to live - Chapter 2
Season 7, Episode 2
Show notes
Chapter 2 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11
The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/
Authors Summary:
"Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle in the Department of Mysteries.
No one knows it's slowly killing her.
Least of all Draco Malfoy's loyal friends, who can no longer tolerate his insufferable crush and hand deliver him to Hermione at last."
Intro & Outro Music:
"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v
Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.
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49 min
What it means to live - Chapter 1
Season 7, Episode 1
Show notes
Chapter 1 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11
The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/
Authors Summary:
"Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle in the Department of Mysteries.
No one knows it's slowly killing her.
Least of all Draco Malfoy's loyal friends, who can no longer tolerate his insufferable crush and hand deliver him to Hermione at last."
Intro & Outro Music:
"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v
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9 min
Not With a Bang - Chapter 50
Season 6, Episode 50
Show notes
Chapter 50 of Not with a Bang by Megalle The final chapter of this story.
The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/
Authors Summary:
"Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new Marriage and Repopulation Act. Draco assumes it will not affect him as he is still under house arrest. He assumes wrongly.
No matter, the Ministry, in their infinite wisdom, has paired him with one Hermione Granger. The witch has never met an injustice she hasn't fought against and so Draco assumes she'll fight this one to the death before tying herself to him. Again, he assumes wrongly.
So now he has a wife who more resembles a ghost haunting his manor than the girl he once knew, a meddling elf, a rapidly approaching release date and no idea what life outside the Manor walls looks like or for the first time in his life, someone trying to tell him what to do with it."
Intro & Outro Music:
"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v
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21 min
Not With a Bang - Chapter 49
Season 6, Episode 49
Show notes
Chapter 49 of Not with a Bang by Megalle
The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/
Authors Summary:
"Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new Marriage and Repopulation Act. Draco assumes it will not affect him as he is still under house arrest. He assumes wrongly.
No matter, the Ministry, in their infinite wisdom, has paired him with one Hermione Granger. The witch has never met an injustice she hasn't fought against and so Draco assumes she'll fight this one to the death before tying herself to him. Again, he assumes wrongly.
So now he has a wife who more resembles a ghost haunting his manor than the girl he once knew, a meddling elf, a rapidly approaching release date and no idea what life outside the Manor walls looks like or for the first time in his life, someone trying to tell him what to do with it."
Intro & Outro Music:
"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v
Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.
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36 min
Not With a Bang - Chapter 48
Season 6, Episode 48
Show notes
Chapter 48 of Not with a Bang by Megalle
The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/
Authors Summary:
"Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new Marriage and Repopulation Act. Draco assumes it will not affect him as he is still under house arrest. He assumes wrongly.
No matter, the Ministry, in their infinite wisdom, has paired him with one Hermione Granger. The witch has never met an injustice she hasn't fought against and so Draco assumes she'll fight this one to the death before tying herself to him. Again, he assumes wrongly.
So now he has a wife who more resembles a ghost haunting his manor than the girl he once knew, a meddling elf, a rapidly approaching release date and no idea what life outside the Manor walls looks like or for the first time in his life, someone trying to tell him what to do with it."
Intro & Outro Music:
"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v
Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.
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