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The Wizard Wheezes

Arts, Books, Performing Arts

A podcast for Fan Fiction Audiobooks, read by yours truly!

All recordings are created and distributed with the authors knowledge, and links to the original works will always be available in the description.

If you have created a Fan Fiction that you would like to have recorded on the show, please don't hesitate to contact me at oliversvoenquiries@gmail.com.

Theme music is:

"Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Books chart
#170
Episodes
137
Releases
Twice a week
Typical length
40 min
On air since
2024
Latest episode
1 day ago

Episodes

137 episodes, newest first

  1. What it means to live - Chapter 17

    Season 7, Episode 17

    Show notes

    Chapter 17 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11

    The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/

    Authors Summary:

    "Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle in the Department of Mysteries.

    No one knows it's slowly killing her.

    Least of all Draco Malfoy's loyal friends, who can no longer tolerate his insufferable crush and hand deliver him to Hermione at last."

    Intro & Outro Music:

    "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v

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    44 min
  2. What it means to live - Chapter 16

    Season 7, Episode 16

    Show notes

    Chapter 16 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11

    The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/

    Authors Summary:

    "Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle in the Department of Mysteries.

    No one knows it's slowly killing her.

    Least of all Draco Malfoy's loyal friends, who can no longer tolerate his insufferable crush and hand deliver him to Hermione at last."

    Intro & Outro Music:

    "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v

    Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

    41 min
  3. What it means to live - Chapter 15

    Season 7, Episode 15

    Show notes

    Chapter 15 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11

    The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/

    Authors Summary:

    "Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle in the Department of Mysteries.

    No one knows it's slowly killing her.

    Least of all Draco Malfoy's loyal friends, who can no longer tolerate his insufferable crush and hand deliver him to Hermione at last."

    Intro & Outro Music:

    "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v

    Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

    34 min
  4. What it means to live - Chapter 14

    Season 7, Episode 14

    Show notes

    Chapter 14 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11

    The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/

    Authors Summary:

    "Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle in the Department of Mysteries.

    No one knows it's slowly killing her.

    Least of all Draco Malfoy's loyal friends, who can no longer tolerate his insufferable crush and hand deliver him to Hermione at last."

    Intro & Outro Music:

    "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v

    Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

    43 min
  5. What it means to live - Chapter 13

    Season 7, Episode 13

    Show notes

    Chapter 13 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11

    The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/

    Authors Summary:

    "Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle in the Department of Mysteries.

    No one knows it's slowly killing her.

    Least of all Draco Malfoy's loyal friends, who can no longer tolerate his insufferable crush and hand deliver him to Hermione at last."

    Intro & Outro Music:

    "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v

    Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

    50 min
  6. What it means to live - Chapter 12

    Season 7, Episode 12

    Show notes

    Chapter 12 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11

    The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/

    Authors Summary:

    "Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle in the Department of Mysteries.

    No one knows it's slowly killing her.

    Least of all Draco Malfoy's loyal friends, who can no longer tolerate his insufferable crush and hand deliver him to Hermione at last."

    Intro & Outro Music:

    "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v

    Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

    38 min
  7. What it means to live - Chapter 11

    Season 7, Episode 11

    Show notes

    Chapter 11 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11

    The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/

    Authors Summary:

    "Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle in the Department of Mysteries.

    No one knows it's slowly killing her.

    Least of all Draco Malfoy's loyal friends, who can no longer tolerate his insufferable crush and hand deliver him to Hermione at last."

    Intro & Outro Music:

    "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v

    Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

    40 min
  8. What it means to live - Chapter 10

    Season 7, Episode 10

    Show notes

    Chapter 10 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11

    The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/

    Authors Summary:

    "Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle in the Department of Mysteries.

    No one knows it's slowly killing her.

    Least of all Draco Malfoy's loyal friends, who can no longer tolerate his insufferable crush and hand deliver him to Hermione at last."

    Intro & Outro Music:

    "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v

    Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

    41 min
  9. What it means to live - Chapter 9

    Season 7, Episode 9

    Show notes

    Chapter 9 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11

    The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/

    Authors Summary:

    "Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle in the Department of Mysteries.

    No one knows it's slowly killing her.

    Least of all Draco Malfoy's loyal friends, who can no longer tolerate his insufferable crush and hand deliver him to Hermione at last."

    Intro & Outro Music:

    "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v

    Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

    36 min
  10. What it means to live - Chapter 8

    Season 7, Episode 8

    Show notes

    Chapter 8 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11

    The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/

    Authors Summary:

    "Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle in the Department of Mysteries.

    No one knows it's slowly killing her.

    Least of all Draco Malfoy's loyal friends, who can no longer tolerate his insufferable crush and hand deliver him to Hermione at last."

    Intro & Outro Music:

    "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v

    Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

    44 min
  11. What it means to live - Chapter 7

    Season 7, Episode 7

    Show notes

    Chapter 7 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11

    The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/

    Authors Summary:

    "Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle in the Department of Mysteries.

    No one knows it's slowly killing her.

    Least of all Draco Malfoy's loyal friends, who can no longer tolerate his insufferable crush and hand deliver him to Hermione at last."

    Intro & Outro Music:

    "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v

    Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

    46 min
  12. What it means to live - Chapter 6

    Season 7, Episode 6

    Show notes

    Chapter 6 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11

    The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/

    Authors Summary:

    "Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle in the Department of Mysteries.

    No one knows it's slowly killing her.

    Least of all Draco Malfoy's loyal friends, who can no longer tolerate his insufferable crush and hand deliver him to Hermione at last."

    Intro & Outro Music:

    "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v

    Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

    48 min
  13. What it means to live - Chapter 5

    Season 7, Episode 5

    Show notes

    Chapter 5 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11

    The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/

    Authors Summary:

    "Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle in the Department of Mysteries.

    No one knows it's slowly killing her.

    Least of all Draco Malfoy's loyal friends, who can no longer tolerate his insufferable crush and hand deliver him to Hermione at last."

    Intro & Outro Music:

    "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v

    Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

    40 min
  14. What it means to live - Chapter 4

    Season 7, Episode 4

    Show notes

    Chapter 4 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11

    The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/

    Authors Summary:

    "Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle in the Department of Mysteries.

    No one knows it's slowly killing her.

    Least of all Draco Malfoy's loyal friends, who can no longer tolerate his insufferable crush and hand deliver him to Hermione at last."

    Intro & Outro Music:

    "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v

    Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

    34 min
  15. What it means to live - Chapter 3

    Season 7, Episode 3

    Show notes

    Chapter 3 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11

    The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/

    Authors Summary:

    "Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle in the Department of Mysteries.

    No one knows it's slowly killing her.

    Least of all Draco Malfoy's loyal friends, who can no longer tolerate his insufferable crush and hand deliver him to Hermione at last."

    Intro & Outro Music:

    "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v

    Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

    41 min
  16. What it means to live - Chapter 2

    Season 7, Episode 2

    Show notes

    Chapter 2 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11

    The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/

    Authors Summary:

    "Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle in the Department of Mysteries.

    No one knows it's slowly killing her.

    Least of all Draco Malfoy's loyal friends, who can no longer tolerate his insufferable crush and hand deliver him to Hermione at last."

    Intro & Outro Music:

    "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v

    Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

    51 min
  17. What it means to live - Chapter 1

    Season 7, Episode 1

    Show notes

    Chapter 1 of What it means to live by Allofthelights11

    The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49037677/

    Authors Summary:

    "Hermione runs a confidential lab, trying to unravel Dolohov's curse from the fifth-year battle in the Department of Mysteries.

    No one knows it's slowly killing her.

    Least of all Draco Malfoy's loyal friends, who can no longer tolerate his insufferable crush and hand deliver him to Hermione at last."

    Intro & Outro Music:

    "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v

    Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

    49 min
  18. Not With a Bang - Chapter 50

    Season 6, Episode 50

    Show notes

    Chapter 50 of Not with a Bang by Megalle The final chapter of this story.

    The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/

    Authors Summary:

    "Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new Marriage and Repopulation Act. Draco assumes it will not affect him as he is still under house arrest. He assumes wrongly.

    No matter, the Ministry, in their infinite wisdom, has paired him with one Hermione Granger. The witch has never met an injustice she hasn't fought against and so Draco assumes she'll fight this one to the death before tying herself to him. Again, he assumes wrongly.

    So now he has a wife who more resembles a ghost haunting his manor than the girl he once knew, a meddling elf, a rapidly approaching release date and no idea what life outside the Manor walls looks like or for the first time in his life, someone trying to tell him what to do with it."

    Intro & Outro Music:

    "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v

    Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

    9 min
  19. Not With a Bang - Chapter 49

    Season 6, Episode 49

    Show notes

    Chapter 49 of Not with a Bang by Megalle

    The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/

    Authors Summary:

    "Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new Marriage and Repopulation Act. Draco assumes it will not affect him as he is still under house arrest. He assumes wrongly.

    No matter, the Ministry, in their infinite wisdom, has paired him with one Hermione Granger. The witch has never met an injustice she hasn't fought against and so Draco assumes she'll fight this one to the death before tying herself to him. Again, he assumes wrongly.

    So now he has a wife who more resembles a ghost haunting his manor than the girl he once knew, a meddling elf, a rapidly approaching release date and no idea what life outside the Manor walls looks like or for the first time in his life, someone trying to tell him what to do with it."

    Intro & Outro Music:

    "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v

    Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

    21 min
  20. Not With a Bang - Chapter 48

    Season 6, Episode 48

    Show notes

    Chapter 48 of Not with a Bang by Megalle

    The Fan Fiction was originally posted to Archive of Our Own, and can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54056641/

    Authors Summary:

    "Draco Malfoy has just 9 months left on a 7 year house arrest sentence when the Ministry announces a new Marriage and Repopulation Act. Draco assumes it will not affect him as he is still under house arrest. He assumes wrongly.

    No matter, the Ministry, in their infinite wisdom, has paired him with one Hermione Granger. The witch has never met an injustice she hasn't fought against and so Draco assumes she'll fight this one to the death before tying herself to him. Again, he assumes wrongly.

    So now he has a wife who more resembles a ghost haunting his manor than the girl he once knew, a meddling elf, a rapidly approaching release date and no idea what life outside the Manor walls looks like or for the first time in his life, someone trying to tell him what to do with it."

    Intro & Outro Music:

    "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/v

    Hosted on Acast. See https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

    36 min

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