Therapy Gecko

In this compilation episode, a caller hands the phone to her aunt who reminisces on the past, we go on an atmospheric bike ride, we speak with secret lovers, knit our dreams into a reality, and many more very good things. Calls are from 2020 and 2021.

It is time to check the time. I am a gecko.

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A caller talks me through a series of misadventures he’s gotten into living in America’s south. He’s a nice a guy and it is a good episode.

Vampires are bad dinner guests. I am a gecko.

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A caller navigates legal trouble, a caller makes an effort to be a better person, and we read a viewer mail about returning to oneself.

GTA 6 will fix everything. I am a gecko.

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A caller runs an escape room in a small Italian town, a caller questions why his co-workers treat him differently, and a final caller grapples with his reliance on his phone.

Look up. I am a gecko.

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A caller’s fake marriage begets real feelings, a caller explains the political climate in India that sparked their move to Canada, and a final caller’s ex won’t take their cat back.

I love salmon. I am a gecko.

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A caller and his family prepare to flee America, and then I go to the park to talk to a musician who was robbed, a student doing 100 things, an artist living in a gallery, and a man reflecting on perfection.

Time to look at the wall. I am a gecko.

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A caller re-examines their life after an accident and a caller examines their relationship with kink amongst the frozen expanse of rural Alaska.

Ring the bell. I am a gecko.

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I give a guy $20 to give me bad and good advice, we talk to a Saudi Arabian guy who was inspired to come to the U.S. by Logan Paul, I meet a dog, and we learn more about the rock paper scissors meta.

It was a good day. I am a gecko.

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A caller becomes burnt out doing what they love and a final caller and I discuss drinking water.

Is your dad going to the party? I am a gecko.

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A caller is bored of his controversial online viking persona, a caller's unpaid overtime is ruining their life, and a final caller returns with an update about talking to a girl at work.

Get in line. I am a gecko.

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A caller is terrified of popcorn, a caller longs to talk with their coworker more, and a final caller's mom believes the earth is flat.

Try it. I am a gecko.

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A caller learns profound insight from their experience on the jury of a murder case, a caller from Denmark engages in wild graduation behavior, and a final caller is frequently mistaken as gay.

Ready your swords. I am a gecko.

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A caller shares the dangers of flushing your toilet, a caller causes chaos on Facebook Marketplace, and a final caller considers living out of their car to pursue their dream.

We are all 3 rats in a trench coat. I am a gecko.

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A caller is pressured by his dad to take over the family business against his will, we speak with another internet therapy lizard, and a final caller tries to help their incel friend.

Turn around. I am a gecko.

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A caller might be racist. Then another caller’s cousin changes his perspective on living on the streets.

You have the missing piece. I am a gecko.

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A caller abandons their party lifestyle in order to pursuit of a surprising goal, and caller chats about their dad’s problematic girlfriend while pitching a camping tent.

The goblin is inside you. I am a gecko.

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A caller deals with their fiancé’s gambling problem, a caller’s dad becomes a far right streamer, and a final caller almost gets beheaded by a turkey.

Hello. I am a gecko.

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A caller tries to parent their parents, a caller is kidnapped while hitchhiking, and a final caller’s friend steals $400 from him.

Let’s meet the strange cave. I am a gecko.

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A caller explains why they punted their mom's boyfriend down the stairs, a caller works on teeth in a remote Alaskan village, a caller fears the side effects of their workplace chemicals, a caller's cousin attacks someone, and a final caller sends a risky text.

Let's agree to never talk about this again. I am a gecko.

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A caller’s parents do a hostile wife swap, a caller feels abandoned by an old friend, and a final caller crashes his car and talk about how being hot has changed his life.

It is time to do some math. I am a gecko.

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