There's No Fixin' The Butter

Welcome to a LOUD, EVER SO LOUD, FREAKING THE LOUDEST, just kidding a normal episode! But we talk about loud stuff! OOOH and the party of the year! MATTFEST BABY! Thats right, listen in on the wonderful happenings of MATTFEST this year! Such a great time! diving into our usual stuff we gambled a bit for the start of the regular season of the NFL! Find out what we bet and how broke we will be at the end of the season! Then finally we draft some shows that aired on Nickelodeon! Talk about a blast from the past! Hope you enjoy!!

What more is there to say? Dolly Parton and Tim Curry were great humans! May they rest peacefully! The Butter Bois dive deep into Men of Action movies! Well a few men, in a bunch of action movies. Did you know they all do comedy as well? I never would have thought! Then, what are the products you never knew you needed? Was it a problem you didn't know you had until this product was made to fix it for you? Well wouldn't ya know it! That's exactly what these products are! The price points for these things... AMAZING! Tune in to find out what products you never you needed! And as always, let your ear holes enjoy!

What do you know, there's another Butter! The Butter Bois start off with a sentimental RIP to Hayden P. A great Actress and great person. So sad... Happier note, FOOTBALL IS BACK BABY!!! The Bills new stadium gets discussed, brief chat about current roster and then some! Then we dive into The movie homework Producer Richie was assigned... What a movie. Blank Check does not age well... Anyway. Remember trying to guess the songs based on lyrics that are the opposite of what they actually are... Well its really really difficult! Kris hosts V3 of the Reverse Lyrics game and boy can I tell you my brain was working overtime trying to process what he was spitting! Anyway had to write another sentence so I didn't stop at 666 characters! Enjoy!

Well well well, its butter 105... We are just oh so excited to be here... Anyway, we got some beef with Sony... You'll see why... We talk about some Simpsons characters and some baseball stuff but really the Simpsons! And then we bring back a guest we have had many a time with version of daddy's game (Kozy is daddy forever and always), are they from Dragon Ball z, Legend of Zelda, or Dreamworks! Turn on those listening eyes, and enjoy!

Well looky what the cat dragged in! We got ourselves a little mystery guest for the show! Technical difficulties always making this show top notch! Any who cowboy, the 4 fellas talking this week draft from the worst teams during every NHL season for the last 25 years. Somehow the team might still be great! And YOUGOV never fails to let us down. This time we poll ourselves with it! Hope you all enjoy the Mystery guest, we may consider having him back, if he behaves!

Boom Butter enjoyers! Back at it again with more Buttery nonsense! Have you ever seen the movie Dune? No? Us either! So enjoy another MadMaxiMarioTransformers type game! We then dive straight into street suffixes! Road, Trail, Heights, Street. These are suffixes? Suffixi? You get the point! But what you won't get is the ones we drafted because we drafted them first! Plus, we didn't even know half these existed! Finally, we dive into foods to eat while driving your car! Find out how Kris eats most things and as always, ENJOY!!!

Well howdy folks, its us them Butter Bois again. Here to NOT KNOW HOW TO FREAKING SPELL!! Take that Kozy! Spell your little heart out you did! Anywho, The worst of the worst chosen by who else than Charles Selectington and Milhouse Choicemaker?? No, They were chosen by Kozy! Kris and Richie have to build an NFL football sports team only using the worst teams in the league in the last however many years it was! You'll have to listen to find out who the two previous names are, and wha Skuzzy and Producer Richie chose for their team! How will their team perform? Who's to say... Welp, we hope you enjoy this cathardic Butter Experience!

We have surpassed 100 Butters! Wooo! This Butter delves deep into the world of Letterboxd! Heard of it? It's a neat website/app that allows you to track films watch and leave your own reviews. It's a fun way to keep track of everything you may have seen ever in you whole life! Oh and we find out who the american population thinks is cool... it's another list from YouGov... they always seem to nail these lists! Butter up whatever seat you're going to be standing in, and enjoy this one!

-Brought to you by Matt A. The Dean Of Butter Students.

Woah. We made it to 100 big ones! !00 Butters! Thank you all so much for listening and making this possible! We literally would not be able to continue without your love and support! We are truly grateful for all of you! This is a doozy of an episode! The fellas talk about all things Spice! Edible or otherwi-...well I guess you could eat both... Anywho, Then the Butter Bois Name That Cloon. Can you guess who wins?

Good happy day to you Butter lovin' Suckers! Delve deep into the joy the Butter Bois exuberate as they discuss the wonders of the Buffalo Sabres again! It won't get old! We talk about our favorite snacks. Thats right, do you like Goldfish? What are your favorite Goldfish? Thats how it's played! Then Kris makes Kozy and Producer Richie feel dumb with his exquisite Connections game! These two work together to find the connection between 5 or 6 actors/actresses. The catch, A1 worked with A2, A2 with A3, A3 to A4, A4 to A5 and then FINALLY A5 to A1. Do the main actors or actresses appear more than once in the same film? Crank that dial on your ol' tube TV and find out!

Welcome back to Butter 98! That's right, only 1 more episode after this one left in the double digits! The one after that marks Butter 100. SO FREAKING CLOSE! Anywho, this Butter is brought to you by Duke's Mayo, I wish... The Butter Bois talk about steamed hams! They get deep into the Buffalo Sabres, and then the 3 A's of podcasting; An article, A rant, A Spelling Bee! See how poorly the fella's do going head to head trying to spell the names of people in the youth Canadian Hockey Leagues! It's a Blast! Hope your ear holes enjoy this sultry Butter as much as we did!

Richie makes his triumphant return from maternity leave. He's been milking not just his own baby, but his neighbor's babies, cows, piglets, the Loch Ness Monster and even a ventriloquist dummy.

Kozy suggests a little activity where we take a modern day snack back to the 1400s and see whose mind actually explodes.

Skuzzy brings his lame version of the Roster Game, this time we don't see how many Richie and Kozy can name to stay alive, we see how many they CAN'T name. Join us, won't you?

Join step-daddy Nick, Kris and Kozy for the finish of the March Madness Tournament. Who will win this beast of a bracket? Nick brings his first game/activity to the show. We discuss the odds and logistics of a quadriplegic pulling the trigger on a friend, and much more!

Find out where Skuzzy's been for vacation and how definitely "not horrible" it was. Did he make it out of dreadful Florida...ALIVE!?!? The Buffalo Sabres? Kozy tosses a hobo bindle draft at us like we were catching a train to Wagoner, Oklahoma or some s**t. And you can't have the month of March without some Madness right? And of course Skuzzy went over the top, or did he just go MAD, with his version of the classic NCAA tourney. Oh, and I forgot to mention...Producer Richie really went above and beyond and produced himself a spawn child. So, while he's out on paternity leave...our Step-Dad stepped in.

To be continued...

Well look who is on top of their sh*t this week! With a baby on the way (still not here) Producer richie is killin' it with getting episodes out! This one the Butter Bois Discuss their takes on the Olympics! Ya know, the ones in Milan this year! Those Olympics. They jump right into their movie homework they assigned each other last episode! Barbarians, Fall, and Dr. Strangelove. Things get heated talking about these movies! Get fired up with the gang and enjoy that segment! Lastly, the Trio of Butter loving smooth brains dive into a game Skuzz-man Jazzy Fresh can only describe as an "Oregon Trail based Deserted Island type game" where Richie and Kozy have to chose one of 4 movies on Kris' list to keep over the last 50 years! You can never watch the other ones again! Find out what they chose to keep and say goodbye to forever! Some choices might shock you as much as the ending of this description and episode!

What else could be said about Butter 93 that is already said in this episode??? You're right! A lot. But I'll let you say it because I am scared! This is the start of SEASON 5???? 4 whole years down of talking sh*t and making up stuff that you listen to?? Crazy stuff! Anywho! Kozy is ill.... again... Still no baby Klee... shucks... Kris hates his movie choices lately, but that is kinda on him for choosing to watch them... Listen close to find out which ones he hates though, becuase they are surprising to most I think! Oh! Kozy goes the hardest anyone has ever seen in naming NHL goalies in one specific year. It is beyond insane! He can get some help from Producer Richie, but I don't think he really wants it after hearing some of the hints he gives! And the Butter Bois (I think producer Richie is the only one to call this trio that) assign each other MOVIE HOMEWORK!! You better smack the side of your tv and adjust those bunny ears to find out what movies these fellas choose to make each other watch! Well, we hope you enjoy this off the wall episode of There's No Fixin' The Butter, The Podcast version (like there is any other way to enjoy it)!!!

This is a heartbreaking synopsis of this episode... Real talk, Skuzz and Producer Richie lost a loved one... The Lottery ticket scratching, veering where he's looking while driving, "I got a job for you, it'll only take minutes" as you're walking out the door, the Senior to Richie's 3rd, and the Gpa at every sporting event no matter the weather passed away. Things will forever be different, but don't worry old man, someone will ride that johnny up and down the field for hours mowing even if it isn't used for sports, just for you! Gma is in good hands! We love you dearly no matter how mad you made anyone. There is a goofy story to tell about you daily! That's the way we will all remember you! The strong, stubborn, car on chains in the tree in the front yard, ramshackle shed full of old bike parts for bikes we dont have, ice cream eatin, goofy talkin, same glass of milk all day drinkin, kinda guy!

Now that's out of the way, Football, live hockey kinda, superbowl commercials from the past couple years, and Kozy's crazy draft rule game are things we actually cover in this episode! Pull up a chair, turn on the good tv sitting on the old tv that no longer works, and get to reading this sad, heartfelt, but still fun episode!

This Buttery smooth episode is extra smooth! Tragedy strikes with a second, yes a freakin second tree falling onto a dwelling... Moving on, I'm still mad... Kozy quizes Kris and Richie with the year 2006, for Richie it's 20 years ago, but for Kris it's 30, who has a better memory? Listen in to find out! And finally, the drafts you still do not want, well, there's one nightmares are made of, but you still wont want it! Anywho, the fellas each picked 3 categories to draft, but nobody knew what they were until we got to the segment! So watch with your eyes ajar to find out the categories and what we chose! And please tell me you look up some of the sh*t we say, because half the time even I (producer Richie) am lost!

Welcome back to another eventful Butter spread! Kozy gets very excited about some local hockey! The Butter Bois also do a little gift exchange! The catch, it had to be from Spencer's... You know the store. The one you wanted to go in all the time but your mom said you were too young and the stuff in that store was inappropriate. You know where you can buy stuff like T-shirts and metal trays and lava lamps and butt pl-... uh... I mean... The guys try to guess the top 5 grossing movies from like 1980 or something, all the way through 2025. It gets wild. Movies you think do great actually kinda stink... GET BETTER TASTE YOU BUM! I apologize for that outburst, all my movie choices suck! Anyway, enjoy this wonderful, sultry episode that is Butter 90!

Well look what we have here, another Butter slidin in super late! Well its been a time for the guys here at the Butter Joint, but were still doing it! Anyway, back before Christmas, we dove into some Game show hosts again! And with Christmas coming up in the near future in the past, we talked about some top selling gifts from 1980 all the way to 2024. EZ BAKE OVES WERE AMAZING. We hope you enjoy this almost 2 month late episode the way you enjoyed anything being cooked with a 25 watt light bulb! Well maybe more than that... Butter was never able to be fixed in an EZ Bake Oven! And neither can we! so here we go!