Podcast
This Address Does Not Exist
There is a house. There has always been a house.
This Address Does Not Exist is an anthology of epistolary haunted house stories.
- Episodes
- 23
- Releases
- Twice a week
- Typical length
- 23 min
- On air since
- 2026
- Latest episode
- 3 days ago
Episodes
23 episodes, from the first
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1 min
This Address Does Not Exist, coming May 1, 2026 Trailer
Show notes
Your dream house awaits!
Coming May 1, 2026
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No Soliciting was composed by Justin Nelson.
This Address Does Not Exist is a Law of Names production
https://bsky.app/profile/lawofnames.comLaw of Names on Tumblr
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35 min
The Thatcher
Episode 1
Show notes
June 23rd, 1750
Summers in the northernmost territories are comparable to those of my youth. For that my gratitude is genuine.
An eighteenth century housewright embarks on a project to build a home in remote Vermont with a crew of hired boys and young men.
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Daniel Langstaff is played by Lyle Michael Pepperell
Written by: Josh Burgess
Edited by: Lee Seguinte
Sound Designed by: Erik Seguinte
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Content warnings: threats of bodily harm, violence, soft racism, corpse obsession
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No Soliciting was composed by Justin Nelson.
This Address Does Not Exist is a Law of Names production
https://bsky.app/profile/lawofnames.comLaw of Names on Tumblr
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1 hr 2 min
A Function of Power
Episode 2
Show notes
Friday, 17th June 1796
Dearest Marion,
Well! I am now, for better or worse, ensconced fully in Ship House.
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A man's happy letters and journal entries gradually take on a darker tone when he discovers he is not the only one writing them.
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Henry Thorne is played by Ben Rowe
Bella Warren is played by Tania Elizabeth Gabbidon
Written by: Fay Roberts
Edited by: Ash Seguinte
Sound Designed by: Erik Seguinte
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Content warnings: period-typical racism, implied delusional behavior, panic attacks
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No Soliciting was composed by Justin Nelson.
This Address Does Not Exist is a Law of Names production
https://bsky.app/profile/lawofnames.comLaw of Names on Tumblr
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41 min
The Starling
Episode 3
Show notes
1799
My dearest Eleanor,
I hope this letter finds you well, wherever you may be on the Atlantic. Or perhaps you have sailed out of its bounds entirely, and made your way to seas unknown.
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In the 1790s, a young woman is left alone in a house by the seaside. As she writes to her childhood friend, she slowly starts to realize she may not be able to escape.
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Mathilde is played by Elijah Harper
Written by: Emma Skinner
Edited & sound designed by: Gem Aydın
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No Soliciting was composed by Justin Nelson.
This Address Does Not Exist is a Law of Names production
https://bsky.app/profile/lawofnames.comLaw of Names on Tumblr
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22 min
Belly of the Beast
Episode 4
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May 4, 1817
What fortune has been bestowed upon me, all thanks to my own doing! I have recently acquired a property just south of Keswick- smack-bang in the heart of the countryside.
Wilfred Brooks’ new manor is quiet. Too quiet.
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Wilfred Brooks is played by David Ault
Written by: Milo Machin
Edited by: Ash Seguinte
Sound Designed by: Moira Daykin
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Content warnings: Being eaten alive, murder, elements of ritualistic sacrifice, teeth, wild animal death.
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No Soliciting was composed by Justin Nelson.
This Address Does Not Exist is a Law of Names production
https://bsky.app/profile/lawofnames.comLaw of Names on Tumblr
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44 min
They Shall Not Labour in Vain
Episode 5
Show notes
March 20, 1833
I think I could be happy. Really happy. I am not as wrong as all that, I could be contented.
Even if I were married. Even if I were married to Harold.
Ella and her husband Harold move into their own home in anticipation of starting a family.
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Ella Neelan is played by Georgia Cook
Written & Edited by Ash Seguinte
Sound Designed by: Erik Seguinte
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Content warnings:
Heterosexism, aggressive heteronormativity & allosexual/romantic normativity, reproductive coercion, unwanted pregnancy.
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No Soliciting was composed by Justin Nelson.
This Address Does Not Exist is a Law of Names production
https://bsky.app/profile/lawofnames.comLaw of Names on Tumblr
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51 min
The House on the Iron Road
Episode 6
Show notes
November 3, 1866
_Dear Hiuching, _
I’m sorry I haven’t written to you.
During the winter of 1866, a Chinese worker on the Central Pacific Railroad writes home every night, hoping that one of the letters will survive the strange fire that sweeps through the house like clockwork.
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John is played by Casey Chou
The House is played by Quill Turner
Written by: Kira Pelletier
Edited by: Ash Seguinte
Sound Designed by: Erik Seguinte
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https://workdrive.zohoexternal.com/file/0gz08a319ae18971a4d95823125966599d1bfPoem translation was done and copyrighted (2014-2017) by Hei Fengcong (黑瘋驄) - Creative Commons 3.0 SA-BY-NC.
Note: Hei Fengcong (黑瘋驄), Lengmen Daoshi (冷門道士), and R. Earle Harris are the same person.
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Content warnings: Racism, body horror, death.
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No Soliciting was composed by Justin Nelson.
This Address Does Not Exist is a Law of Names production
https://bsky.app/profile/lawofnames.comLaw of Names on Tumblr
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23 min
The Library
Episode 7
Show notes
November 14th, 1874
My Dearest Charlotte,
You have my sincerest regrets for just how long it has been since last I wrote to you. It has taken me quite a while to properly settle into my new home. My uncle, his departed soul be blessed, was apparently quite prolific in his love of collecting, and he left for me quite the prolific mess to take care of in his absence.
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Amelia discovers a strange library in the house she inherited from her uncle, and becomes absorbed in unraveling its secrets.
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Amelia is played by Wren Leopold
Written by: Fortune Salem
Edited & sound designed by: Gem Aydın
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Content warnings:
Implied Period Typical Homophobia, Period typical sexism, Period typical sanism/ableism
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No Soliciting was composed by Justin Nelson.
This Address Does Not Exist is a Law of Names production
https://bsky.app/profile/lawofnames.comLaw of Names on Tumblr
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3 min
Fecculence: The First Part of Us
Episode 8
Show notes
I am not ẅ̶̺͚̑̍͝r̶͕͇͝i̸̲͈̐t̵̢̟̬̖̖͠i̷̙̝͙̽͛n̸̟͋̆̀ǵ̵̢̻̟̥̝͂̚ to you.
But you can keep ȓ̷̮̺̩͖̱̆̕ẻ̶͕̥ͅa̵̼͕̖̫̎͐͑̈́͑d̶̲̞͖̞̋̄̓̉i̴̧̟̺̯͂̓̊ǹ̷̟̗̩̀̓̆̈g̷̘̝̩̙̑̔̈́̋̚, if you like.
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28 min
Towards the Beginning of All Music
Episode 9
Show notes
September 10, 1885
My dear Victoria,
It’s so quiet out here. I desperately miss the bustling streets of Portland, being surrounded by life and humanity as I go about my day. The house is lovely, though. As much as I miss Portland, I don’t miss our old home. Too full of memories.
A retired journalist moves to a small town on the Oregon coast after her husband passes away, and slowly realizes that her house might not be as safe as she assumed.
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Henrietta is played by Rae Lundberg
Written by Tesh
Edited by Ash Seguinte
Sound designed by Moira Daykin
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Content warnings: Implied harm to an animal, implied character harm/death, unreality, implied loss of agency
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No Soliciting was composed by Justin Nelson.
This Address Does Not Exist is a Law of Names production
https://bsky.app/profile/lawofnames.comLaw of Names on Tumblr
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4 min
Feculence: The Second Part of Us
Episode 10
Show notes
I am not writing to y̵̛̹͈̪͖̼̖̌̆̔̔̓o̵̰̲͇̳̲̙̬͂̃͗̓̇͠u̸͙̼̥͆.
But there is nothing to stop y̶̢͍̺͖̭̮̿̆͌̒̾̈́̕͘͝͝ǫ̷̪̻̗̼̯̙̩̠̎̂̇̆̊͐͊̈́̋̾̂̕͝ư̷̛̠͙̟̻̰̪͔̂̽̄̐͋̾̍̒͑̅̇̆̀̓͊̐̕ ̵̨̭̹͓͈̪͉͙̮̦̲̳̿͒̌̉̆͜ͅfrom reading on.
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24 min
The Black Spot
Episode 11
Show notes
May 12th, 1920.
The black spot is growing.
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Hired to be a live-in nanny, Roberta is disconcerted to find an empty nest.
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Written by Hannah Brown
Edited by Lee Seguinte
Sound designed by Erik Seguinte
Jordan Higginbotham is played by Lea Lawson
Mr. Pearson is played by Steve Royal
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No Soliciting was composed by Justin Nelson.
This Address Does Not Exist is a Law of Names production
https://bsky.app/profile/lawofnames.comLaw of Names on Tumblr
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2 min
Feculence: The Third Part of Us
Episode 12
Show notes
W̵̡̛̯̣̬͇̺̆̿̈́̀̅̀̋̋̎͋̾̂͐̋̅͠ẽ̵͕̯̳̉̈́̿͒͗͛͌̑̂̾͋̐̃͗̓͘͘̚͝ ̴̨̨̩̰̟̭̙̳͙̙̥̳̗̻̣͖͙͉̲̯̥̩͇͕̝̦͕̾͛͂̏͆͋̓́̓̔̂̃̑́̅͆̀͑̊̐̓͘͘̕͜͠͠ͅͅͅͅͅare not writing to you.
But there are things you might like to k̷͙̔n̸̩͉͕͑͐͌̍͝ȏ̸̢̝̀̀w̷̙̙͙̆͜ͅ.
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29 min
Eggs of Emerald
Episode 13
Show notes
From the desk of Roberta, 1950
Dearest Anna.
I did it. I applied for the position. Mrs Compressa, the mother, invited me to interview. It’s a beautiful house: an ample yard, big picture windows, a swing set with twin swings and a wrap-around porch!
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Hired to be a live-in nanny, Roberta is disconcerted to find an empty nest.
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Written by Hannah Brown
Edited by Lee Seguinte
Sound designed by Erik Seguinte
Roberta is played by Tania Elizabeth Gabbidon
Mrs. Compressa is played by Maria Corcobado
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No Soliciting was composed by Justin Nelson.
This Address Does Not Exist is a Law of Names production
https://bsky.app/profile/lawofnames.comLaw of Names on Tumblr
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5 min
Feculence: The Fourth Part of Us
Episode 14
Show notes
I am not w̶̨͚̤̹̗̗̯̔̂̊͠r̶̭̩͇̐i̸̡̞͌͆͝t̴̫͙̬̱̺̥͂ì̷̫̬̜͈͐n̵̢̧̤͕̆͑͑̓̚͝͝g̵̢̤͙̉̅ ̷̡͎̗̼̱̠̀͜͝ to you.
But I have t̸̘̲͒͋̔̋̈́h̵̡̹̗͇̍̈́i̷̜͓̐̈̀̚͠n̵̼͖̻̟̰̭͊̿̃̔̍͊̂g̷̛̟̈̌̓̉s̸͉̯̃ ̵̨̱̫̘̱̯̮̅̅to write.
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15 min
Ev
Episode 15
Show notes
Canım babam;
It’s been two months since the roads closed off due to snow -or at least, that’s what Mom says. A lot has happened since then.
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Winter 1962, Kars, Turkey. Letters from a little girl to her father about goings on at home.
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Fidan is played by Danah Qamari
Written, edited, and sound designed by Gem Aydın
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Content warnings: slight depiction of miscarriage and animal abuse, fire.
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No Soliciting was composed by Justin Nelson.
This Address Does Not Exist is a Law of Names production
https://bsky.app/profile/lawofnames.comLaw of Names on Tumblr
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4 min
Feculence: The Fifth Part of Us
Episode 16
Show notes
Ẁ̶̡̪͇͈͓̖̱̺̐̓̊ͅë̵̡̫̠̼́ are not writing to ̷̤̺͖͖͚̤͉̲̔̽͛͒̚͜ÿ̶͒͑̃̓̌͘͜ō̴͎̩̜͇̆̂̇͋̉̔̚ȗ̸̦̅͌̋͗́.
But they think they like your attention.
̸̧̥̹͔͖̇̑̓̀Ţ̶̹̦̺͚̠̜͚̔̅̈́͂͛ͅẖ̶̫̲͓̣̂̈́̈́̅͐̒̈́̕ẹ̵͍̪̗̫͕͎͊͊̀͛̚͝͠ỳ̷̧̧̘̹̳̬̳̫̉̌̋̀̆͊͛ will continue the ̷̖͔̫̼̐̑̾͜s̷͈͕͆̀̈́͋̚t̵̢͕͖̦͍͈͙͛̈́̄̈́͜o̸͙̓͑̑͘r̵͓̺̙͈̟̜̓͒͘͝y̶̲̝͉̘̠̭͉͔̖͘.
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28 min
Morning, Jane
Episode 17
Show notes
1987
Morning, Jane.
If you’re reading this, that means I’ve already left for work. I know you tend to be fairly disoriented first thing in the morning. The last thing I want to do is scare you.
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A woman wakes up in an unfamiliar bed, and finds a letter on the dresser beside her. Soon, she starts finding things that are harder to explain
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Woman is played by Hope K.
Man is played by Matt Bartlett
Dr. Ellis is played by Lysander Townshend
Written, edited, and sound designed by Corvyn Appleby
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Content Warnings: Memory loss, themes related to disability, discussions of parenthood, paranoia, references to child disappearance
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No Soliciting was composed by Justin Nelson.
This Address Does Not Exist is a Law of Names production
https://bsky.app/profile/lawofnames.comLaw of Names on Tumblr
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9 min
The Writing on the Wall
Episode 18
Show notes
J.D. WUZ HERE
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A young street artist tags the side of an abandoned house and ends up striking up a conversation with another artist who they never seem to see.
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Written, Edited, & Sound Designed by: Anna Stein
JD is played by Elijah Harper
The House is played by Michael McGeachin
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No Soliciting was composed by Justin Nelson.
This Address Does Not Exist is a Law of Names production
https://bsky.app/profile/lawofnames.comLaw of Names on Tumblr
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3 min
Feculence: The Last Part of Us
Episode 19
Show notes
I am not w̸͓̩͇̝̟͖̱̿̈́͊̑̎͐ŕ̵̢͓̦̯̰̥͕͕̟̌͛͒̔͆̚͘ì̷̳̖̙̳̪̭̖̎t̶͈͉̣̞̩̠͖͌́͊͘͝͠i̶̧͎̼͕̟̺̗̩͆̊̓̈͝n̶̢̧͇͙̭̰̻̽̍͛g̷̥͖̬̑̌͌͂̈́̚ to you.
But I think you should read anyway.
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